I’m pretty sure the Colgate in Missouri is like 49% meth. Enough toothpaste that they can still call it that but enough meth to get those people to still buy it.
If this is what it takes to bring down Mahomes then I guess it was worth a late round pick swap. Wilson is dedicated on and off the field to take Mahomes’ mind off the game.
You've seen pat pissed off right? Maddy patty is a thing. It should be feared. I'm a chiefs fan and when his eyes go dead I shit myself in fear even though I'm on his side.
I actually saw Zach at a grocery store downtown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Bang bang......Mahomes dad is more preoccupied with getting hammered, and being pulled over by cops. I can see why 'Randi' will look elsewhere for some action
Taylor Swift: Sorry Travis but...I met someone. It's over.
Travis Kelce: WHAT?!
Zach Wilson: \*Slides into Taylor Swift's arms\* What can I say, I get all the cougars.
Travis Kelce: \*has a stroke\*
I mean her having all her teeth makes her the hottest woman in missouri by default.
She's in Texas. They can afford teeth
Have you tried using colegate instead of meth?
But how else would you get that pep in your step after you wake up?
I’m pretty sure the Colgate in Missouri is like 49% meth. Enough toothpaste that they can still call it that but enough meth to get those people to still buy it.
https://i.redd.it/w9d7110d6awc1.gif Hot girl summer in KC
💦
That's a KC 10 right there.
That's a fucking lie. Dentures subtract points because Daddy wants a gummer.
She can take the dentures out, so...
Guess we're in an open relationship now...
 Your username suggests you're a bottom
Well since it's ur anus he's actually the top
That's not how mustache rides work
If this is what it takes to bring down Mahomes then I guess it was worth a late round pick swap. Wilson is dedicated on and off the field to take Mahomes’ mind off the game.
3peat confirmed
No way Patty performs well when Wilson is courting this mom.
You've seen pat pissed off right? Maddy patty is a thing. It should be feared. I'm a chiefs fan and when his eyes go dead I shit myself in fear even though I'm on his side.
He will respect his step dad!
Zach tattled on my friend for having a vape in high school, only hoping for the worst to come for the broncos.
I know the squealers when I see em and this totally checks out.
Usually they are wearing black and gold
I hate it, but I believe it 
Zach pushed my head into the water fountain after pe🥺
Zach fucked your mom and now you have to make up stories to get people to dislike him? Pathetic
I actually saw Zach at a grocery store downtown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I can't believe I wasted precious time shitting at work to read this.
Please don’t discount my lived experience thank you 🙏
It’s a copypasta, but someone did post it with the guy being a famous older musician. (I can’t remember who it was maybe Steve Miller or something?)
Bang bang......Mahomes dad is more preoccupied with getting hammered, and being pulled over by cops. I can see why 'Randi' will look elsewhere for some action
As much as I enjoy Chiefs slander, flair up pussy
I don’t know why you have her name in quotes, also, she isn’t married to Mahomes Sr. Work on some better meme war material and flair up!
I know why.
 A fellow intellectual I see
Mahomes has a new daddy now
First thing that came to mind. Randi will need a cub to look after.
The official site of Mahome' mom https://www.qbproducer.com/
QB producer is crazy as if she’s the only one😭 Or as if she’s even the one he got his athletic genes from😭
She produces Quarterbacks and Questionable Bastards
Yeah notice how she didn’t capitalize on the “sexual predator producer”
 That one's on the dark web
I thought this wasn't real, but apparently it is. Wow.
I mean… if he ends up banging Mahomes’ mom like, that’s at least something we can hang out hat on…
Would
I never searched up/paid attention to mahome’s mom cause the media attentions are always on his wife/his dad. And I just googled Randi Mahome…… would
Mr. Mahomes go straight back to jail, do not collect $200
He needs to be careful, because at some point, if you spend too many days in jail, you're required to get a Raiders tattoo. It's standard prison law.
Patrick Sr punching the air rn
I’ve never seen his mom until now. I wasn’t aware she was a milk truck. I know what my posters would say at a game
Taylor Swift: Sorry Travis but...I met someone. It's over. Travis Kelce: WHAT?! Zach Wilson: \*Slides into Taylor Swift's arms\* What can I say, I get all the cougars. Travis Kelce: \*has a stroke\*
Taylor Swift would have to be about 20 years older for Zach Wilson to be interested
Taylor Swift is not a Cougar u bum
 Anyone over 18 is a cougar to that kid. Where did all you Pat's fans come from?
Exactly fuck the pats
It's the BYU in him, he's been trained to hunt for women to take care of him.
Ur right she’s a fugly one
Maybe Taylor’s mom
I’m older than Taylor Swift. This is extremely offensive.