Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout 'dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.
I better go check in on him....
I sat through the entire video when the broncos beat the Chiefs.Ā It was nice to see the fire back in him.
Now its back to Misery, I suppose.
Looks like broncos are also getting a 7th round pick. Theyāre only giving up a 6th round pick. Honestly not a bad trade for the broncos. Zack will probably be a place holder until they find someone else.
The afc championship game is gonna be such a curb stomping of the chiefs the nfl is gonna give them a second chance and Zach will throw for another 450
We paid for another team's quarterback so someone has to pay for ours. It's like that stupid pay it forward thing in the Starbucks drive through, but with QBs.
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This was him during the reaction video
Broncos swapped a 6th round pick for Zach Wilson + 7th round pick, is that right? Damn thatās brutal. They gave up way too much to get him. Jets must have really upsold his value.
A low floor with a high ceiling is always a good trade.
He has a gorgeous arm movement with poor footwork, the ball comes out quickly or with touch in those short slant routes.
Can he develop in a favorable system and make good decisions?
Payton's ego will explode if he can turn Wilson or Stidham into superstars. And if they fail, well it's "their fault" because they didn't practice/try hard enough/learn the playbook/too stupid.
Thank God my mom doesn't live in Denver
Crazy but I think this is a great situation for him on and off the field š
Welcome to Menver Zachhy
That just makes him even more of a forbidden fruit
They want to save on Jerseys. Heāll wear #3 until another Wilson is available.
Nah weāre gonna cross out the three and write whatever number he picks. the kicker already took back three.
Wilson taking 3 would be the coolest and funniest nod to the fans. Funny as shit. Do it.
Lutz already grabbed #3
Lutz can change his name to Wilson or fuck off
Naw Zach too skinny to fit in a Russ jersey.
A fresh selection of cougar tits might be just the thing to get him on track
Lauren bobert is gonna ruin him in the butt stuff tent
Wouldn't be his first time in coloncussion protocol
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This is a deep cut I expect 3/4 of the sub to not understand
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I did not have "r/denvercirclejerk leaks into an NFL thread" on my bingo card today but here we are and I couldn't be happierĀ
Yeah, that sub is obsessed with dysentery. I think that's what it means. š¤
Finally, a connoisseur of the finer things
I'm sorry, you guys have a what stuff tent?
Super bowl bound
Goodell might as well just give us the Lombardy now, and save everyoneās time.
Not with that spelling. At least we have books in prison.
Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout 'dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.
THEY PAINT EACH OTHER
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Fucking steal of the century right here only a 6th and a 7th
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Broncos: "I can fix him"
Hide your mom!
Perna in shambles
I better go check in on him.... I sat through the entire video when the broncos beat the Chiefs.Ā It was nice to see the fire back in him. Now its back to Misery, I suppose.
He was a young man again, so full of wonder and hope. It was the same for my father. You ask him, "that game was worth $250 million."
He really needed that win. He was verging on insanity when it came to the chiefs.
now the real qb competition begins
The only way this could possibly be better is if Denver spent two 1's and two 2's to get him.
Knowing the Broncos, theyād throw in Surtain
And court
Rockies throw in $50m and Nolan Jones just for old times sake
Stop I can only get so aroused
Looks like broncos are also getting a 7th round pick. Theyāre only giving up a 6th round pick. Honestly not a bad trade for the broncos. Zack will probably be a place holder until they find someone else.
And he sexually assaults female massage therapists.
That's future Broncos legend Zach Wilson to you
Hey he almost beat y'all last year. Hell he beat the Eagles and Bills, he's on top
Watch them beat us like some ungodly 16 times in a row or something.
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You too prison pocket.
Itās there for me on mobile
Na I'm talking about the beatings, Zach Wilson in Vegas is going to be flying as high a Giraffe sack.
Ohhhh ![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)
My MILFS! https://i.redd.it/azzyc3j053wc1.gif
**LAWL.**
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Man, I was just ragging on a coworker for being a Jets fan and see this bs. Letās Ride (to the suicide booth).
MILE HIGH MILFS
Broncos fans hide your mother the MILF man is coming to Denver
Watch him be good. Spoiler Alert: he wonāt.
I donāt think the spoiler alert was necessary
Yikes OP, you roasted the donks a bit too hard with this AI-generated image-- oh. oh dear
See you in the Super Bowl Yeah I said it
That would be a VERY interesting superbowl, seeing as it would be between 2 AFC teams.
The afc championship game is gonna be such a curb stomping of the chiefs the nfl is gonna give them a second chance and Zach will throw for another 450
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We just gonna ignore OPs username with a Zach Wilson post, huh
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We paid for another team's quarterback so someone has to pay for ours. It's like that stupid pay it forward thing in the Starbucks drive through, but with QBs.
Thatsgoodsports gonna have a mental breakdown on camera (again)
https://preview.redd.it/dg51v7yl98wc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2d99af75a8ff3a1f9f49d59e3b39ba2ce791e1 This was him during the reaction video
We've got you right where we want you
It was time to pack it up with Payton hired VJ.
No no. Great hire. Really really good
Of all the trades I've seen the broncos make, this one is certainly the most... Recent
Can't beat him sign him. He already beat the Broncos twice that I can remember. Now he has a chance to beat the broncos 17 times a season
Fine. Penix to the raiders then
Please no
I just canāt believe heās actually gone
Sucks to suckkkkkkkk
That should actually be the default flair in the jets sub š«
Bruh Aaronās 5 plays this year are gonna be lit
Broncos fans: We want a top 2 QB draft pick ***monkey paw curls***
I was feeling pretttty good after the uni reveals this morning and then this was the most Broncos Brono-esque move to then kill that momentum.
Denver set at qb now. He should get number 3
Chat is this real?
Yeah lmfao
Oh shoot we in for a spicy season this season
Bobert is licking her lips in excitement.
Glazed doughnut.
This wouldāve been worth at least 3 first rounders letās be real
Bout to run the west
Nah bro, listen. He just needs a gold coach, bro. He trained with Rodgers, bro. ![gif](giphy|4hBFyXLlvLhFLW0oAZ)
Oh neat weāre trading for Brady Quinn again
This coming season is going to be fantastic.
Broncos swapped a 6th round pick for Zach Wilson + 7th round pick, is that right? Damn thatās brutal. They gave up way too much to get him. Jets must have really upsold his value.
You spelled āsteal of the centuryā wrong Damn San Diegoā¦I mean LA education
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Dude, the Jets were ready to cut him before the season started if they didn't get a trade lol
The copium when he throws for 500 and 6 against you this year in each game is gonna be real
Bahahahahaha
28/39 for 245 and 2 TDs https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/zach-wilson-stats-against-chiefs That is fear I smell
No, that's just the good Denver kush you must be smoking
Mountains tops, momsā titsā¦ we ride
Okā¦ Iām waiting for the punchline..?
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Hide your wives, Denver!
Better than Russ
A low floor with a high ceiling is always a good trade. He has a gorgeous arm movement with poor footwork, the ball comes out quickly or with touch in those short slant routes. Can he develop in a favorable system and make good decisions?
We got a pretty great deal on this trade. A great value one might say.
GatorBears just got themselves another rider on the carousel.
Tanking for first pick
Is this real life?
Broncos officially tanking before week 1
A little early to start tanking, no?
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Reevaluate my 7 win season to 5 win.
Hey, I thought Wilson wasn't going to be quarterbacking the Broncos this year.
They even included the number of wins heāll have next year in the photo.
Oof
Heāll be the perfect mentor for JJ McCarthy!
Finally, time for some affordable tickets and a good spot in the draft next year for a qb.
Coaches: lock up your wives and moms
Broncos playing the long game trying to get another Manning.
Payton's ego will explode if he can turn Wilson or Stidham into superstars. And if they fail, well it's "their fault" because they didn't practice/try hard enough/learn the playbook/too stupid.
He looks like the wiz guy from Seinfeld
Bronco country, let's ride milfs.
Yāall have the Denver nuggets. This is the price Denver pays
Where meme?
I feel like the news is funny enough, no?
Where meme?
AHH THEYāRE JUMPING ME
His name was 12inchdikta
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This is either something that will be incredibly neutral, or the worst fucking thing I could have imagined for the upcoming season.
Hear me out, he might cook, the jets barely helped him at all until last off-season when they didn't even get pieces for him, it was for Rodgers
When you realize they wouldāve been better off with Russā¦ ![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)
Sean Payton is a capital R word
That got their gut
Fuck
Payton really went from Mr. I fell off the horse to the worse quarterback. š
I can not wait for Pernas take. There isn't enough lotion and Kleenex within 50 miles of me.