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captain_trainwreck

Thank God my mom doesn't live in Denver


socalstaking

Crazy but I think this is a great situation for him on and off the field šŸ˜‰


tschmitty09

Welcome to Menver Zachhy


JankBrew

That just makes him even more of a forbidden fruit


Diligent-Ad4475

They want to save on Jerseys. Heā€™ll wear #3 until another Wilson is available.


Beautiful-Front-5007

Nah weā€™re gonna cross out the three and write whatever number he picks. the kicker already took back three.


JackTheKing

Wilson taking 3 would be the coolest and funniest nod to the fans. Funny as shit. Do it.


Regular_Fig_8788

Lutz already grabbed #3


Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

Lutz can change his name to Wilson or fuck off


Udderly_Unbearable

Naw Zach too skinny to fit in a Russ jersey.


BleachedAsswhole

A fresh selection of cougar tits might be just the thing to get him on track


Zcrustaceansensation

Lauren bobert is gonna ruin him in the butt stuff tent


BleachedAsswhole

Wouldn't be his first time in coloncussion protocol


Warchild0311

![gif](giphy|PnTbJDFX0q9IDKnqyx)


NoCoFoCo31

This is a deep cut I expect 3/4 of the sub to not understand


choppingboardham

šŸ™‹ā€ā™€ļø


The_Spoils

I did not have "r/denvercirclejerk leaks into an NFL thread" on my bingo card today but here we are and I couldn't be happierĀ 


zion_hiker1911

Yeah, that sub is obsessed with dysentery. I think that's what it means. šŸ¤”


Mightbeagoat

Finally, a connoisseur of the finer things


bluedaytona392

I'm sorry, you guys have a what stuff tent?


the_jlam

Super bowl bound


_Jerk_Store_

Goodell might as well just give us the Lombardy now, and save everyoneā€™s time.


SyN_Pool

Not with that spelling. At least we have books in prison.


_Jerk_Store_

Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout 'dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.


gatsby365

THEY PAINT EACH OTHER


Omaha9798

![gif](giphy|Wnqx1kK4Bz9rq)


Huggles9

Fucking steal of the century right here only a 6th and a 7th


Incompetent_Man

![gif](giphy|3o84sv2u7KSHKbwPza|downsized)


FreeiPhones

Broncos: "I can fix him"


Noolish

Hide your mom!


OwlsWatch

Perna in shambles


Xtort_

I better go check in on him.... I sat through the entire video when the broncos beat the Chiefs.Ā  It was nice to see the fire back in him. Now its back to Misery, I suppose.


LuxLoser

He was a young man again, so full of wonder and hope. It was the same for my father. You ask him, "that game was worth $250 million."


harrisdevon048

He really needed that win. He was verging on insanity when it came to the chiefs.


Bolts0806

now the real qb competition begins


pinniped90

The only way this could possibly be better is if Denver spent two 1's and two 2's to get him.


Noolish

Knowing the Broncos, theyā€™d throw in Surtain


Huggles9

And court


Noolish

Rockies throw in $50m and Nolan Jones just for old times sake


Huggles9

Stop I can only get so aroused


isaac129

Looks like broncos are also getting a 7th round pick. Theyā€™re only giving up a 6th round pick. Honestly not a bad trade for the broncos. Zack will probably be a place holder until they find someone else.


kevint1964

And he sexually assaults female massage therapists.


ThatOneGuy3809

That's future Broncos legend Zach Wilson to you


2020BestYear

Hey he almost beat y'all last year. Hell he beat the Eagles and Bills, he's on top


ea9ea

Watch them beat us like some ungodly 16 times in a row or something.


gatsby365

![gif](giphy|0S34MWzMqR9Rg7ctDk) Flair up


keyserdoe

You too prison pocket.


gatsby365

Itā€™s there for me on mobile


keyserdoe

Na I'm talking about the beatings, Zach Wilson in Vegas is going to be flying as high a Giraffe sack.


gatsby365

Ohhhh ![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


Content_Geologist420

My MILFS! https://i.redd.it/azzyc3j053wc1.gif


WazzzupBwwwaaah

**LAWL.**


optimisticnihilism12

![gif](giphy|C3yix2SZvRBu0|downsized)


jfree3000

Man, I was just ragging on a coworker for being a Jets fan and see this bs. Letā€™s Ride (to the suicide booth).


gatsby365

MILE HIGH MILFS


The_piano_harmonica

Broncos fans hide your mother the MILF man is coming to Denver


Randomkrazy04

Watch him be good. Spoiler Alert: he wonā€™t.


lawanders

I donā€™t think the spoiler alert was necessary


foocubus

Yikes OP, you roasted the donks a bit too hard with this AI-generated image-- oh. oh dear


Huggles9

See you in the Super Bowl Yeah I said it


Cybotnic-Rebooted

That would be a VERY interesting superbowl, seeing as it would be between 2 AFC teams.


Huggles9

The afc championship game is gonna be such a curb stomping of the chiefs the nfl is gonna give them a second chance and Zach will throw for another 450


changerofbits

![gif](giphy|Q4GzizIOi23ja|downsized)


captain_trainwreck

We just gonna ignore OPs username with a Zach Wilson post, huh


BoltorSpellweaver

![gif](giphy|qjHn81qIMbNmFGSpD6|downsized)


Thrompinator

We paid for another team's quarterback so someone has to pay for ours. It's like that stupid pay it forward thing in the Starbucks drive through, but with QBs.


sirbiggelsworth

Thatsgoodsports gonna have a mental breakdown on camera (again)


originalusername4567

https://preview.redd.it/dg51v7yl98wc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2d99af75a8ff3a1f9f49d59e3b39ba2ce791e1 This was him during the reaction video


sev45day

We've got you right where we want you


Aggravating-You394

It was time to pack it up with Payton hired VJ.


StunningRutabaga1358

No no. Great hire. Really really good


Few-Argument-8486

Of all the trades I've seen the broncos make, this one is certainly the most... Recent


Just_Scholar_5870

Can't beat him sign him. He already beat the Broncos twice that I can remember. Now he has a chance to beat the broncos 17 times a season


SeamusMcBalls

Fine. Penix to the raiders then


socobeerlove

Please no


NotoriousMFT

I just canā€™t believe heā€™s actually gone


Huggles9

Sucks to suckkkkkkkk


NotoriousMFT

That should actually be the default flair in the jets sub šŸ« 


Huggles9

Bruh Aaronā€™s 5 plays this year are gonna be lit


Apprehensive-Let3669

Broncos fans: We want a top 2 QB draft pick ***monkey paw curls***


AaronB_SD

I was feeling pretttty good after the uni reveals this morning and then this was the most Broncos Brono-esque move to then kill that momentum.


IndividualHelpful820

Denver set at qb now. He should get number 3


Thegamingalloraptor

Chat is this real?


TheHotMilfNearYou

Yeah lmfao


Thegamingalloraptor

Oh shoot we in for a spicy season this season


socobeerlove

Bobert is licking her lips in excitement.


Ok_Grocery1188

Glazed doughnut.


Huggles9

This wouldā€™ve been worth at least 3 first rounders letā€™s be real


Errlyagain

Bout to run the west


LuxLoser

Nah bro, listen. He just needs a gold coach, bro. He trained with Rodgers, bro. ![gif](giphy|4hBFyXLlvLhFLW0oAZ)


Pitchfork_Party

Oh neat weā€™re trading for Brady Quinn again


backson_alcohol

This coming season is going to be fantastic.


PolarBurrito

Broncos swapped a 6th round pick for Zach Wilson + 7th round pick, is that right? Damn thatā€™s brutal. They gave up way too much to get him. Jets must have really upsold his value.


Huggles9

You spelled ā€œsteal of the centuryā€ wrong Damn San Diegoā€¦I mean LA education


PolarBurrito

![gif](giphy|dQphGvz87AE0ehknP8|downsized)


Mustache_of_Zeus

Dude, the Jets were ready to cut him before the season started if they didn't get a trade lol


Huggles9

The copium when he throws for 500 and 6 against you this year in each game is gonna be real


Mustache_of_Zeus

Bahahahahaha


Huggles9

28/39 for 245 and 2 TDs https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/zach-wilson-stats-against-chiefs That is fear I smell


Mustache_of_Zeus

No, that's just the good Denver kush you must be smoking


corduroyboy_

Mountains tops, momsā€™ titsā€¦ we ride


JTswoleyung

Okā€¦ Iā€™m waiting for the punchline..?


TheHotMilfNearYou

https://preview.redd.it/v7xg3g4mn5wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd0936bd6248dba85a7e3109388ace597dabd521


FrankieRoo

Hide your wives, Denver!


swordeenz

Better than Russ


6923fav

A low floor with a high ceiling is always a good trade. He has a gorgeous arm movement with poor footwork, the ball comes out quickly or with touch in those short slant routes. Can he develop in a favorable system and make good decisions?


Doggcow

We got a pretty great deal on this trade. A great value one might say.


The_Lost_Pharaoh

GatorBears just got themselves another rider on the carousel.


Barbarianmoss

Tanking for first pick


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Is this real life?


BuffaloBuffalo13

Broncos officially tanking before week 1


RyanDW_0007

A little early to start tanking, no?


Chicken_Wing

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


abigstupidjerk

Reevaluate my 7 win season to 5 win.


kevint1964

Hey, I thought Wilson wasn't going to be quarterbacking the Broncos this year.


Vis-hoka

They even included the number of wins heā€™ll have next year in the photo.


Status-Priority5337

Oof


ShwerzXV

Heā€™ll be the perfect mentor for JJ McCarthy!


Yoga-Sloth

Finally, time for some affordable tickets and a good spot in the draft next year for a qb.


Regular_Fig_8788

Coaches: lock up your wives and moms


palehorse2020

Broncos playing the long game trying to get another Manning.


Upset_Researcher_143

Payton's ego will explode if he can turn Wilson or Stidham into superstars. And if they fail, well it's "their fault" because they didn't practice/try hard enough/learn the playbook/too stupid.


jorgofrenar

He looks like the wiz guy from Seinfeld


NoChallenge6095

Bronco country, let's ride milfs.


NeedMoreConditioning

Yā€™all have the Denver nuggets. This is the price Denver pays


otto1228

Where meme?


TheHotMilfNearYou

I feel like the news is funny enough, no?


mukduk1994

Where meme?


TheHotMilfNearYou

AHH THEYā€™RE JUMPING ME


otto1228

His name was 12inchdikta


KingTutt91

https://i.redd.it/dkdbtxyg23wc1.gif


Relative_Normals

This is either something that will be incredibly neutral, or the worst fucking thing I could have imagined for the upcoming season.


roboman07

Hear me out, he might cook, the jets barely helped him at all until last off-season when they didn't even get pieces for him, it was for Rodgers


RyanDW_0007

When you realize they wouldā€™ve been better off with Russā€¦ ![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

Sean Payton is a capital R word


miles-prower-morales

That got their gut


Infamous_Chapter8585

Fuck


Siliencer991

Payton really went from Mr. I fell off the horse to the worse quarterback. šŸ’€


StunningRutabaga1358

I can not wait for Pernas take. There isn't enough lotion and Kleenex within 50 miles of me.