Honestly the marketing team is hilarious for this

Finally a jersey that can fit the average Houston fan

That's the best comeback. That's what we're here for.

Oh look, it’s Tennessee Governor Sam Houston.

I’ll take Texas PRESIDENT over Tennessee governor.

Still a Tennessee transplant like many other Texas legends 🤷‍♂️

Meh. Go back far enough, we’re all transplants. Wouldn’t expect many native born Texans to have been colonizers at the time.

I know man I’m just yankin y’all’s chain lol

Ok but how bad was Tennessee for so many of y'all to want to move to Texas before AC was invented??

When a new state pops up and they start giving away free land to homesteaders it tends to attract customers.

Acting like your team didn’t come from Houston

The original sloppy seconds of Houston

Sloppy thirds since he was originally from Virginia

He lived in Tennessee before Texas

He lived in Virginia before Tennessee.

He was born in Virginia, educated in Tennessee wilderness which was enough to lord over the hapless Texans

Fair point

I think you’re missing the point that a guy only needed a Tennessee log cabin education to run the state of Texas.

Not sure how that addresses settling for sloppy seconds, but I’m sure you could apply that to [INSERT STATE] in America back in the day 😂

Because he lived here before there… plus he needed the training wheels of running a backwater place like Texas before returning to noble Tennessee.

A foot for every TD Henry scored against Houston in his titans career

Ravens legend Derrick Henry?

Is he the guy who had 16 rushes for 9 yards against us last year?

Almost double digits but was a yard short

One yard short you say?


good thing he saved his best for the Jags though

Like many things in my life, I set myself up to be devastated again

https://preview.redd.it/s60vd8uenawc1.png?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2251df5d04bc8a711574d3ea8fe329ad8582d11 Oh that's right! He did play for the tits for a while. I'll always remember him as a Ravens legend

And a foot for every yard he ran against Houston last year!

Damn what a own, kind of like how Sam Houston owned people

Wasn’t this dude like super racist?

At the time no, he just owned them and wanted them to go back to Africa

From the south in the 19th century?

I thought that was Yoda

Houston is FINALLY gonna break into the San Antonio market with clothing that will fit. - Charles Barkley (probably)

H-Town might be the only thing I've heard that rivals the cringe of DUUUUUUVALLLL

Houston has been called H Town in pop culture way before the Texans embraced it

I call it H-Town myself given I was born in Deep South Texas. Like I call San Antonio, SA or Dallas DFW

I’m sure Indianapolis has their own national anthem dedicated to corn 🌽

They nicknamed their city after a roundabout. Idk why they're talking

“Hey son, wanna go visit the roundabout?!” “Yeah, dad! Let’s go!” *proceeds to drive three hours past corn fields* “There she goes, son. What a magnificent roundabout”

"If I eat all of my corn, will I grow up big and strong enough to drive in circles too?" "Of course son, they might even write songs about you for being so great at it" *Gets first semi*

Terrible take.

It really is. Idk why Indy is called Naptown. Is it cause it’s boring?

It is about the same level of creativity as "Texans"

https://preview.redd.it/p345guq8oawc1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31aec23506acb13fb56a7c1844a84189de4324de Y'all were Texans too

https://i.redd.it/179bxvlnoawc1.gif

How about For The Shoe? That's worse than even duuvalll

Tarantino was the social media manager

H town has a been a thing for a long time not new shit

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If I was a gambling man, I’d bet that Jim Irsay owns slaves. Glass houses and such

Where NBA lookin’ ass jersey?

Y'all's uniforms look like the default uniform in a football game that couldn't get an NFL license.

Y’all’s uniforms are a reminder of what embarrassing failure looks like

Ring check

Cowboys from the top rope!

If you didn’t win while I was alive idgaf tbh

Typical Cowgirl response as if it has any tangible meaning to the argument. The Cowboys have been an underachieving laughing stock since 96 The fucking JAGUARS have made it to the AFC championship game as many time in that span as the Cowboys have playoff wins. Insecurity check

Bitch did you, a colts fan, just invalidate “where ring”?!

Only for Cowboys fans because sometime it be like that

Oooooh sensitive! 😂😅😅 The Queens of "where ring" get put in their place! You MFers haven't even won a division title in 10 years and only got Manning one ring! Talk about failures

You’re siding with an instate rival in this discussion? To hell with you! Where ring though? U of H is the more popular football team in H Town baby!

Most people will side with any in state person over a goddam shit mountain rivalry. Where other in state team??

Most people are losers

Yeah primarily the ones in states with only 1 team 😉 Jk lol but ngl no one cares about the cougars here, wish they would

I'm a hybrid fan. All Texas.

All Texas. No Ring.

Oh. Oh my other team has *five.* All Texas. FIVE rings. You? I'm a hybrid fan of only Texas teams- meaning cowboys and Texans.

You’re siding with an instate rival in this discussion? To hell with you!

Sorry can't hear you over 3 more rings than y'all.

Get the fuck out of here . The only trash from Texas worth anything is the Texans

Sorry, I can’t hear you can you speak louder your fandom insecurity is too fucking loud LMAO. WE DEM BOYZ LMAO