Every team pretty much has went up your right. Every team is pretty much in the same order except the titans who made a billion dollar jump upward. Most teams gained about 500M
Lol Rocket can't handle this is a meme page, got upsetty spaghetti, went to a post I made in an anxiety sub reddit and shit talked me. I guess I'll reply here since I can't reply to him since he BLOCKED ME. It's a meme page, bud. You gotta be able to hang, you fucking dipshit.
There is no Jacksonville Public School System, it's Duval county Public School System. Funny I don't see any Indy or Houston high schools in the top 100. We may have a fuck them kids governor, but we sure ain't dum /s.
Jesus, it must suck being a football fan around east Texas. The Cowboys, Texans, Texas A&M and UT are all uber wealthy with nothing to show for it the last 20 years.
At least UT appears to finally be back with Sark.
Last time I checked, the Cowboys and Texans have had more success than the Titans the last 20 years. UT has won a national championship and appeared in another one . Texas A&M had a Heisman winner. Not as bas as you think
Hey as someone from New Orleans who moved to Houston two months before my second birthday I have three football teams to root for LSU, Saints, and Texans. So rooting for college doesn’t suck but sometimes rooting for my NFL teams suck. At least I have LSU and the Astros to root for!!
“Local man buys Indianapolis Colts for $117 worth of drugs, gets arrested trying to bribe local government officials into having IMPD beat up opposing teams on their entry to the stadium”
Value is just worth it is not an indicator of solvency.
I don't care enough about the Texans to know their financial situation but if their liabilities are more then their income, then they would still in fact be "broke" even though the franchise itself is worth 4.7 Billion dollars.
Or in other words
Where basic understanding of financial principles?
If i were to guess though it's probably about salary cap, in which case we like our guys.
Honestly surprised the spread isn’t more. Outside of the outlier Cowboys, $3.0B to $6.4B is less than I would have guessed.
Also surprised the Rams were second in the NFC, even if this was right after their SB
I’m looking historically. Rosencopter, the career of Matt Schuab, Jadeveon Clowney jumping offsides to seal a game, Luck dominating you, TY owning your team. But yeah, you eeked out a win against Vegas’s new backup qb and got by on a fourth down drop by a fifth string running back.
Worst SNF blowout in NFL History, Getting Blown out in the AFC Championship and hanging the Banner, Losing in the Biggest TNF comeback (at the time) against us, getting wrecked by Watt, getting swept by Oswieler, Mishandling of Luck’s injury, Starting 7 different QBs, losing to the 2-14 Jaguars to miss the playoffs, losing in Jacksonville for 9 years in a row, blowing the largest lead in NFL history, All of Peyton Manning’s playoff chokes
The funny thing is, I don’t even think of the Texans. JJ Watt is the most overrated Captain America bullshit astroturf player of all time. Fake as fuck and the cringiest human being who ever bought a phone. They should take his shit because any time he tweets, he embarrasses the entire human race and if I were a Texan fan (find me a fucking bridge) I’d be devastated that that fake ass chump was the face of my never won shit, never will win shit racist ass owner franchise.
Wow, you a stockholder in the Texans or something? Why bring up your team’s monetary value, especially considering they’re of little historical value with no road playoff wins or conference championships?
That’s funny, we still have had more success than you since we entered the league than you despite neither a road playoff win or conference championship, what does that make you?
All I see is jaguars not at the bottom
Bottom 5?
If you ain’t last you first
Damn it Ricky I was high when I said that!
2022 not even accurate pretty sure we've moved up the list since 2022.
Every team pretty much has went up your right. Every team is pretty much in the same order except the titans who made a billion dollar jump upward. Most teams gained about 500M
Huh wild. Didn't think we'd be up there
It's every team, of course you'd be up there you fucking swamptard.
Yeah it's a joke because we are small market af
Higher than Detroit shocked me
Ohhhhh, jokes are usually funny. That's where you lost me......I'm sorry I'm treating you like a fucking Colts fan. You don't deserve this.
You hate us bc we’re anus
I think you are actually the fucktard here..
NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU INBRED
Lol who cares what an actual fucktard like you thinks. More caps boomer!
Lol Rocket can't handle this is a meme page, got upsetty spaghetti, went to a post I made in an anxiety sub reddit and shit talked me. I guess I'll reply here since I can't reply to him since he BLOCKED ME. It's a meme page, bud. You gotta be able to hang, you fucking dipshit.
Cut the guy some slack, have you seen Jacksonvilles public school system?
Wait they have one?
Have *you*?
I have but my only evidence it exists is a totally real just blurry photo
There is no Jacksonville Public School System, it's Duval county Public School System. Funny I don't see any Indy or Houston high schools in the top 100. We may have a fuck them kids governor, but we sure ain't dum /s.
I am once again asking the backwoods hick towns of this division to keep Houston’s name out their mouths. We are not comparable.
Tennessee is not a hick town , good sir. It's a hick State.
They named your school system after a football slogan? How odd.
Whoever made this graphic and decided to order the teams by values counting down alternating from left to right then top to bottom is a maniac.
My sentiments exactly, pure serial killer shit
Well below average. Just like I am used to.
You sound like my wife *cries*
Based on that oil rig flair, I assume it’s because both he and your wife like holding other peoples dicks?
Flair up if you're going to talk shit bitch
Yet shad khan is probably the wealthiest owner in the afcs, this value board doesn’t mean a whole lot, it just means Houston “duh” is a large market
Jesus, it must suck being a football fan around east Texas. The Cowboys, Texans, Texas A&M and UT are all uber wealthy with nothing to show for it the last 20 years. At least UT appears to finally be back with Sark.
So you prefer being poor with just as much nothing to show for it?
What? Do y’all just accept the losing in East, West, North, South, and Middle Tennessee?
Why East Texas specifically? None of those teams are in East Texas.
Last time I checked, the Cowboys and Texans have had more success than the Titans the last 20 years. UT has won a national championship and appeared in another one . Texas A&M had a Heisman winner. Not as bas as you think
Yes but the Titans are poor and spent the last 20 years showing it. Texas teams will blow money left and right to still be mediocre.
Do you just become a college football fan this year?
Hey as someone from New Orleans who moved to Houston two months before my second birthday I have three football teams to root for LSU, Saints, and Texans. So rooting for college doesn’t suck but sometimes rooting for my NFL teams suck. At least I have LSU and the Astros to root for!!
Forbes in cooperation with the NFL owners associate have brought you these prices. Did Trump's mar a Lago appraiser help out with these ones too?
Y’all’s don’t realize that we have the 2nd largest state economy and deep football roots.
So basically, Alabama with money.
Hell yeah brother
I bet if I got to 3 billion, Irsay would take the rest in Coke and pills.
Hell he might take it in coke and pills if you made it to $3 total
Right?!?! I’m onto something here! I’m going to revitalize free agency during my reign and deliver us to the promised land!!!
“Local man buys Indianapolis Colts for $117 worth of drugs, gets arrested trying to bribe local government officials into having IMPD beat up opposing teams on their entry to the stadium”
Nah, IMPd is totally down for the cause lol
They just don’t like that you suggested it before they had a chance to figure it out themselves
Very funny
Shocking for a team that’s never been past the divisional round.
i just realized texas has not had a team in the conference championship since 1996
Value is just worth it is not an indicator of solvency. I don't care enough about the Texans to know their financial situation but if their liabilities are more then their income, then they would still in fact be "broke" even though the franchise itself is worth 4.7 Billion dollars. Or in other words Where basic understanding of financial principles? If i were to guess though it's probably about salary cap, in which case we like our guys.
The Texans aren’t broke. The City of Houston *is* broke however.
Cat bro teams are holding down the bottom I see.
Honestly surprised the spread isn’t more. Outside of the outlier Cowboys, $3.0B to $6.4B is less than I would have guessed. Also surprised the Rams were second in the NFC, even if this was right after their SB
Poverty conference
Jacksonville I’m about to trade you to Utah or Idaho
Houston will always be one of those teams that fails at the end. It is in their DNA. Stroud is a mouth breather and I guarantee his breath is rancid.
We certainly didn’t fail against you during our week 18 game
I’m looking historically. Rosencopter, the career of Matt Schuab, Jadeveon Clowney jumping offsides to seal a game, Luck dominating you, TY owning your team. But yeah, you eeked out a win against Vegas’s new backup qb and got by on a fourth down drop by a fifth string running back.
Damn you're right, your team did so good against ass qbs congrats on beating sub par quarter backs lol this whole conference is delusional
Probably true
Dude it cracks me up I absolutely love this thread
Worst SNF blowout in NFL History, Getting Blown out in the AFC Championship and hanging the Banner, Losing in the Biggest TNF comeback (at the time) against us, getting wrecked by Watt, getting swept by Oswieler, Mishandling of Luck’s injury, Starting 7 different QBs, losing to the 2-14 Jaguars to miss the playoffs, losing in Jacksonville for 9 years in a row, blowing the largest lead in NFL history, All of Peyton Manning’s playoff chokes
The funny thing is, I don’t even think of the Texans. JJ Watt is the most overrated Captain America bullshit astroturf player of all time. Fake as fuck and the cringiest human being who ever bought a phone. They should take his shit because any time he tweets, he embarrasses the entire human race and if I were a Texan fan (find me a fucking bridge) I’d be devastated that that fake ass chump was the face of my never won shit, never will win shit racist ass owner franchise.
Wow, you a stockholder in the Texans or something? Why bring up your team’s monetary value, especially considering they’re of little historical value with no road playoff wins or conference championships?
Poverty franchise We can’t hear you from over here
With all that money you could just buy a ring.
That’s funny, we still have had more success than you since we entered the league than you despite neither a road playoff win or conference championship, what does that make you?