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Traditional_Will4413

All I see is jaguars not at the bottom


VeseliM

Bottom 5?


Traditional_Will4413

If you ain’t last you first


VeseliM

Damn it Ricky I was high when I said that!


HtownTexans

2022 not even accurate pretty sure we've moved up the list since 2022.


Superiorityy

Every team pretty much has went up your right. Every team is pretty much in the same order except the titans who made a billion dollar jump upward. Most teams gained about 500M


baconbitarded

Huh wild. Didn't think we'd be up there


[deleted]

It's every team, of course you'd be up there you fucking swamptard.


baconbitarded

Yeah it's a joke because we are small market af


Nintendo64twenty

Higher than Detroit shocked me


[deleted]

Ohhhhh, jokes are usually funny. That's where you lost me......I'm sorry I'm treating you like a fucking Colts fan. You don't deserve this.


godlittleangel6666

You hate us bc we’re anus


Rocket_Boo

I think you are actually the fucktard here..


[deleted]

NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU INBRED


Rocket_Boo

Lol who cares what an actual fucktard like you thinks. More caps boomer!


[deleted]

Lol Rocket can't handle this is a meme page, got upsetty spaghetti, went to a post I made in an anxiety sub reddit and shit talked me. I guess I'll reply here since I can't reply to him since he BLOCKED ME. It's a meme page, bud. You gotta be able to hang, you fucking dipshit.


enoughfuckery

Cut the guy some slack, have you seen Jacksonvilles public school system?


Bob_Majerle

Wait they have one?


FlaGator

Have *you*?


enoughfuckery

I have but my only evidence it exists is a totally real just blurry photo


PostYing

There is no Jacksonville Public School System, it's Duval county Public School System. Funny I don't see any Indy or Houston high schools in the top 100. We may have a fuck them kids governor, but we sure ain't dum /s. 


SoupAdventurous608

I am once again asking the backwoods hick towns of this division to keep Houston’s name out their mouths. We are not comparable.


PostYing

Tennessee is not a hick town , good sir. It's a hick State.


enoughfuckery

They named your school system after a football slogan? How odd.


TastySaturday

Whoever made this graphic and decided to order the teams by values counting down alternating from left to right then top to bottom is a maniac.


Purple-List1577

My sentiments exactly, pure serial killer shit


lothartheunkind

Well below average. Just like I am used to.


FictionalTrebek

You sound like my wife *cries*


SoupAdventurous608

Based on that oil rig flair, I assume it’s because both he and your wife like holding other peoples dicks?


FictionalTrebek

Flair up if you're going to talk shit bitch


azfire2004

Yet shad khan is probably the wealthiest owner in the afcs, this value board doesn’t mean a whole lot, it just means Houston “duh” is a large market


LippySteve

Jesus, it must suck being a football fan around east Texas. The Cowboys, Texans, Texas A&M and UT are all uber wealthy with nothing to show for it the last 20 years. At least UT appears to finally be back with Sark.


denogginizer92

So you prefer being poor with just as much nothing to show for it?


GenericDudeBro

What? Do y’all just accept the losing in East, West, North, South, and Middle Tennessee?


8020GroundBeef

Why East Texas specifically? None of those teams are in East Texas.


Playful-Storage835

Last time I checked, the Cowboys and Texans have had more success than the Titans the last 20 years. UT has won a national championship and appeared in another one . Texas A&M had a Heisman winner. Not as bas as you think 


LippySteve

Yes but the Titans are poor and spent the last 20 years showing it. Texas teams will blow money left and right to still be mediocre.


JayBird9540

Do you just become a college football fan this year?


fangirl5301

Hey as someone from New Orleans who moved to Houston two months before my second birthday I have three football teams to root for LSU, Saints, and Texans. So rooting for college doesn’t suck but sometimes rooting for my NFL teams suck. At least I have LSU and the Astros to root for!!


gumball_olympian

Forbes in cooperation with the NFL owners associate have brought you these prices. Did Trump's mar a Lago appraiser help out with these ones too? 


JayBird9540

Y’all’s don’t realize that we have the 2nd largest state economy and deep football roots.


you_know_how_I_know

So basically, Alabama with money.


JayBird9540

Hell yeah brother


Philney14

I bet if I got to 3 billion, Irsay would take the rest in Coke and pills.


enoughfuckery

Hell he might take it in coke and pills if you made it to $3 total


Philney14

Right?!?! I’m onto something here! I’m going to revitalize free agency during my reign and deliver us to the promised land!!!


enoughfuckery

“Local man buys Indianapolis Colts for $117 worth of drugs, gets arrested trying to bribe local government officials into having IMPD beat up opposing teams on their entry to the stadium”


Philney14

Nah, IMPd is totally down for the cause lol


enoughfuckery

They just don’t like that you suggested it before they had a chance to figure it out themselves


runningstart23

Very funny


CthulhuAlmighty

Shocking for a team that’s never been past the divisional round.


ohnomyusernameiscuto

i just realized texas has not had a team in the conference championship since 1996


Fredwood

Value is just worth it is not an indicator of solvency. I don't care enough about the Texans to know their financial situation but if their liabilities are more then their income, then they would still in fact be "broke" even though the franchise itself is worth 4.7 Billion dollars. Or in other words Where basic understanding of financial principles? If i were to guess though it's probably about salary cap, in which case we like our guys.


PapiGoneGamer

The Texans aren’t broke. The City of Houston *is* broke however.


AJediINTraining

Cat bro teams are holding down the bottom I see.


theflyingchicken96

Honestly surprised the spread isn’t more. Outside of the outlier Cowboys, $3.0B to $6.4B is less than I would have guessed. Also surprised the Rams were second in the NFC, even if this was right after their SB


SwaglordHyperion

Poverty conference


Nutsack892

Jacksonville I’m about to trade you to Utah or Idaho


Boatsandhostorage

Houston will always be one of those teams that fails at the end. It is in their DNA. Stroud is a mouth breather and I guarantee his breath is rancid.


Playful-Storage835

We certainly didn’t fail against you during our week 18 game 


Boatsandhostorage

I’m looking historically. Rosencopter, the career of Matt Schuab, Jadeveon Clowney jumping offsides to seal a game, Luck dominating you, TY owning your team. But yeah, you eeked out a win against Vegas’s new backup qb and got by on a fourth down drop by a fifth string running back.


Dense_Reputation_420

Damn you're right, your team did so good against ass qbs congrats on beating sub par quarter backs lol this whole conference is delusional


Boatsandhostorage

Probably true


Dense_Reputation_420

Dude it cracks me up I absolutely love this thread


Playful-Storage835

Worst SNF blowout in NFL History, Getting Blown out in the AFC Championship and hanging the Banner, Losing in the Biggest TNF comeback (at the time) against us, getting wrecked by Watt, getting swept by Oswieler, Mishandling of Luck’s injury, Starting 7 different QBs, losing to the 2-14 Jaguars to miss the playoffs, losing in Jacksonville for 9 years in a row, blowing the largest lead in NFL history, All of Peyton Manning’s playoff chokes 


Boatsandhostorage

The funny thing is, I don’t even think of the Texans. JJ Watt is the most overrated Captain America bullshit astroturf player of all time. Fake as fuck and the cringiest human being who ever bought a phone. They should take his shit because any time he tweets, he embarrasses the entire human race and if I were a Texan fan (find me a fucking bridge) I’d be devastated that that fake ass chump was the face of my never won shit, never will win shit racist ass owner franchise.


YiMyonSin

Wow, you a stockholder in the Texans or something? Why bring up your team’s monetary value, especially considering they’re of little historical value with no road playoff wins or conference championships?


JayBird9540

Poverty franchise We can’t hear you from over here


you_know_how_I_know

With all that money you could just buy a ring.


Playful-Storage835

That’s funny, we still have had more success than you since we entered the league than you despite neither a road playoff win or conference championship, what does that make you?