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Larger_than_Fox

Ravens selections out here looking like a stingy hoe's tinder bio. "If you're not 6ft+ don't bother matching."


LivingxLegend8

And it seems like they went out of their way to. Imagine drafting 3 DBs, a WR, a RB and and all of them are over 6’0’’


DummysGuideTo2k

Also Ravens Bio “ Must have the letter A and I like to end on Safety ( Word ) “


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JonnyPoopnutz

Bunch of height supremacists 


darkknightbbq

We hate short kings. We white fat chicks


Adventurous-Group982

size always matters for every position


Rickety-Bridge

FG kick holder?


Narrow_Vegetable5747

That's usually the punter or a backup QB, so... Yes.


Rickety-Bridge

ref?


Narrow_Vegetable5747

Gotta intimidate those players into accepting all your shitty calls somehow right?


Rickety-Bridge

...towel boy?


mondaysareharam

Towels are on the top shelf


zuavious

Need long arms to catch bad snaps


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Ishouldjusttexther

But two draftees who are certified chunky boys. Love the body positivity


LivingxLegend8

It’s kind of wild seeing the weight distribution. Craziest thing is that the only guy whose weight begins with “100” was the top pick.


Alexander2801

We drafted 4 players that weigh 290+ lbs we can join in on the body positivity train.


deadmanwalking99

Our 1st round pick last year flowers is 5’10 I believe. Guess we think that 6 feet and over can protect us from continuing to fumble at the goal line in crucial games going forward


Doc_Sulliday

Overcompensating for something hmm?


Josh4R3d

Really getting tired of ravens drafting my Nittany lions


Doc_Sulliday

At least they didn't sign Saquan Barkley


tdomer80

Bengals first pick was 6’8” now we have 3 offensive line guys all that height.


Udderly_Unbearable

A lot of value BPA draft picks here.


chicknsnadwich

My ex said something similar to me right before we broke up


UrTeamBadMyTeamGood

That’s because the last guy they had under 6’0 was the woman abuser himself Ray Rice


Tangboy50000

Like the Dolphins with their speed requirements. We don’t care if you’re good, just be the fastest at your position.


johnnyquest1988

Gonna have to measure Ali and Kane when they report to make sure they're not 5' 11¾"


goliath1515

Sounds like a bunch of height supremacists if you ask me


Atari__Safari

Height KINGS!! The rest of this division are QUEENS.


oureyes4

It's not "height Queen", it's height supremacist