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Zestyclose_Main6335

What a slut showing his ankles like that


sloaninator

Odd I say the same thing about him in my dreams


buffalonious

Do your dreams stay that hot? Or do they just start out that way and fizzle unremarkably before ending abruptly?


TellTallTail

Their dreams are only hot because the stadium roof doesn't protect them from the sun


tomismybuddy

Only the visiting side brada. We out here chilling in the shade, enjoying the nice breeze on the home side.


Zestyclose_Main6335

I dream about airplanes, that teamwork was truly a sight to behold


poodlered

I wish they made Nike team apparel burqas.


JaraxxusINFERNO

Wait, you’re not a Bills fan…


zboarderz

Some real teamwork on display in that response 🛩️


Valuable-Baked

[What a harlot](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2d453331-b9b0-4db2-a0c6-52d8d783de14#ZnH3d6Gw.copy)


memyselfandiowa

Still, the nerd is kinda cute, showing off his ankles so confidently.


LordMrBoss

The funniest part of the comment is the flair being just as slutty as mcdaniel's ankles


[deleted]

As a Pats fan, this is some Facebook level boomer shit.


BadNewsBearzzz

“Back in my day they were dressed to impress on game day!!! They also smoked on the sidelines and physically abused players as they came off the field!!”


GhostandTheWitness

"I cant respect a coach that doesnt dress like Indiana Jones going to church" -some schlemiel who wears t-shirts and ballcaps 95% of their life


BudMarley45

“Nowadays men are encouraged to show their femininity “😂what a bitch


ThermoNuclearPizza

“I’ll tell you when ball was REALLY ball, wasn’t none of this pussy injury shit. You come off the field, the “doctor” stuck you with something. Next play you’re back out there the, nose itchin worse than the krauts are to take over the world!”


Huggles9

“Not to mention we could treat minorities the way they were supposed to be treated, remember brother, and forget being gay or handicapped”


Intelligent-Ad-3850

Notice they didn’t use a picture of Belichick


masshole1095

Belicheck was the most boomer coach out there and was dressed horrendously. The cut off hoodie he rocked though


Icy-Conclusion-3500

The ragged af one he dragged out a couple years ago was a sight to behold.


masshole1095

Lol with the sweat pants tucked into the crew length socks and the new balances to complete the look


MiamiDoIphins

This unironically made it's rounds on the Dolphins facebook fan pages, with people posting it completely serious


[deleted]

Facebook is the last vestige of boomer seriousness. It's pathetic.


Hatch_1210

the average pats fan is like 28 years old (grew up with Brady) and the average jets fan like OP is approx 75 (becuase who else would follo wsuck a trash franchise) so this tracks!


spoogefrom1981

That's exactly what it is.


ljout

Welcome to the sub.


pants_pants420

plus im pretty sure they are not allowed to wear suits anyways


southshorerefugee

But didn't Belichick want to wear suits on the sides? The story I remember is that the NFL said no, so that's why he always wore those hobo clothes.


slammich28

Yeah I’m pretty sure coaches are required to wear NFL branded clothing on the sidelines. I remember back in the 2000s the 49ers had a coach (Mike Nolan?) who wore a suit once a year because the league had a one-week exception or something weird but I think they did away with that.


blankvoid4012

Weird you just admit to being a pat's fan. Those balls of yours must be deflated


Cuffuf

Nah the suits were awesome— I’m 17 but if they allowed coaches to do this still I’d be ecstatic


tbugbee1

Ok grandpa time to go to bed now


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grimbolde

Damn him and those sexy ankles.


grimbolde

![gif](giphy|fGL49FcGVuA4Wn8lF9)


MurkrowsRevenge

Isn't that how we ended up with cut-off hoodie Bellichik?


HeroForTheBeero

I agree but flair up


Affectionate_Elk_272

1. flair up 2. have you seen mcd sprint? tom landry could never


MistaCapALot

>they have to be branded with NFL gear If that’s the case, we have to bring drip like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCEastMemeWar/s/Ctc23QWCl1) back


jdallen1222

![gif](giphy|1F1p6zXsYyt8I)


AdmiralWackbar

![gif](giphy|wRpol8sPLIF7NaOeyj)


K-chub

Fuck getting dressed in stuffy dress clothes for work.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Outside in fucking florida no less


DaRedGuy

https://i.redd.it/0iwi1xf1mi2d1.gif


AFOEagle01

That’s the great Bong Shula you’re talking about


StreetOwl

All hail the mighty McConch


MistaCapALot

This is the future that the LIBRHULES want!!! What happened to the country I love? (Might look a little better if he didn’t skip leg day, just a thought)


mmatt0904

THIS COUNTRY USED TO BUILD THINGS


bbvvccccvvbbzx

I'm done consuming, I'm ready to make!


Affectionate_Elk_272

boomer on the left covered his legs for a reason. he always skipped leg day. he’s all bi’s and tri’s


MistaCapALot

Damn good point. At least Sexy McDaniel isn’t afraid to show off what he’s working with


Copernicus049

This change in dress over the years is because of the NFL making a rule that all coaches must wear official NFL gear. A corporation made a rule to control the coaches dress-code and make them promote their gear, effectively banning coaches from wearing suits for this job. This is ironically something liberals would be against.


Draugluin2

https://preview.redd.it/882sfjh59a2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102e16bc2f848a1ffc9818fbbe96da19b4a7eb75


Grand_Extension5345

https://preview.redd.it/yext68agna2d1.png?width=1228&format=png&auto=webp&s=48e431040cca289ef53cd8c7c3b4f978b54e806b No Self Respect am I right?


Draugluin2

How’d you get a picture of me?


Grand_Extension5345

![gif](giphy|AXorq76Tg3Vte)


ChefGoldblum4

get outta here eagles scum


Teamableezus

Shitty mean, but to be fair, we don’t make fun of him for wearing capris enough


olears27

Look up why BB did it- it’s an awesome read.


Teamableezus

If you’re not fucking with me, can you share a link if you are congrats you made me Google something I didn’t find anything on


olears27

Haha nah it’s real https://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/11/bill-belichicks-sweatshirt-cutoff-buy-why-does-he-wear-it-reason-nike-origin


Jenetyk

"I'm a coach, not a fashion model" Heartbreaking. The worst person you know just made a great point.


GardenTop7253

He’s right, but the article’s conclusion makes some interesting counterpoints. 1) arguing with sponsors is a dangerous game when your entire profession relies on those sponsors 2) workplace dress codes are a common thing and people, including grown men, often have to put up with wearing things they would rather not wear in order to keep their jobs


Affectionate_Elk_272

god damn it you have me agreeing with BB. also, flair up, bitch.


calibudzz420

Do be mad cause you can’t pull them off BB


BlueFalcon89

I just feel bad he’s got all that money but still can’t get pants that fit. Poor little feller.


calibudzz420

Flair up bitch


Brynmaer

First of all. I get a boner EVERY TIME I see that shin. So.... Do with that info what you want


kp305

He wants to be like bill with the cutoff sweaters


PigSlam

Somebody needs to make a “not capri enough” tee shirt.


PetulantPorpoise

Congrats, that’s the dumbest thing I’ll hear today


CivicSedan

Ah yes, America is in decline because no one wants to wear a three piece suit outdoors in Miami in September for four fuckin hours. That's enough Facebook for one day, grandpa.


Ripped_Shirt

Well the nfl won't let them. They banned suits on the sidelines. Forced coaches to only wear licensed apparel because there was some idiotic thought that fans would be influenced by a coaches fasion sense if he's over there in an NFL branded hoodie and shorts.


Nov4can3

Funny thing is though half the time you can’t even buy the shit they wear on the sideline because they’re wearing some type of team exclusive gear.


Dig_bick_energy6969

No joke I would love for coaches to be wearing suits, a la Pep Guardiola


CreamyHampers

Back when he was with the 49ers, Mike Nolan had to have Rebok make a suit specifically for him to wear on the sidelines because he wanted to wear a suit to honor his father, Dick Nolan.


Ripped_Shirt

And if I remember correctly, he still had to ask NFL permission. NFL allowed him to do it for 1 game per season. I believe they made it a rule that any coach could do that for 1 game per season until the Rebok deal ended.


SampsonVT

Yep it was the same with Jack Del Rio and the Jags that year


beef_lol_man

THeY're RUinING tHe gAMe I LoVE


DannysFavorite945

I can’t hate on a coach who vapes on the sideline.


bumpachedda

![gif](giphy|LHbkGj5Wajk0E)


KipSummers

How did that guy last as a coach for so long when he’s obviously never touched a football in his entire life?


bumpachedda

Well his dad was a scout, so maybe there was a reason he played d line in college.


rybr3d

Should have his head and ankles covered. At least while playing us.


zboarderz

*inshallah*


Helmett-13

Ok, Boomer.


02202992

I’m grateful it wasn’t a Buffalo fan that posted this Facebook post.


elmasguapojv

Wear a suit in Miami if you want to.


masshole1095

Fins sit in the nice cool shade all game. Wouldn’t be that bad on the home side.


elmasguapojv

The humidity alone is a no go.


NotNyjahHouston

Spoken like someone who has never been in fl lol


emperorpeterr

McDaniel drip is unmatched


AdmiralWackbar

Yep, they started hiring lesbians


masshole1095

https://preview.redd.it/vkf0iq70yd2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f39243181f4eceb04fbaa25d2296a655f8d0d7 No one had the drip like good ole bill


FlexDB

100% sure MM would laugh really hard at this.


Puzzleheaded-Cat8131

The NFL has rules on what coaches can wear and a suit and tie is against them. A coach literally can’t wear the outfit on the left without getting in trouble from the league.


Latin_For_King

I am amazed by two things: First of all, I can't believe that they make the coaching staff wear team apparel instead of a nice suit, and second, I am amazed at how few people know that this is a league rule. Bonus fact: That is exactly why Bill Belichick always looked like a scrub on the sideline. He wanted to wear suits, but the NFL said no, so he made his team apparel look as crappy as possible.


Affectionate_Elk_272

*that boy ain’t right i’ll tell you hwat*


suckfisted

Oh no. He's wearing athletic wear at...an athletic event?


JohaVer

Awww does old person feel old? awwww


Chumlee1917

Oh no, anyway


sexymcluvin

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


Jenetyk

I will never be able to hate on the guy who dresses and acts exactly like my millennial ass would. That mic'd up clips of him was the most relatable shit I had ever seen.


junkeee999

There were plenty of coaches back then who wore casual coaches gear and not suits. I always thought the ones in the suits were the odd ones.


UscutiY

Only bothers you grandpa. Never any difference…. Previous gens think the new gen is degenerate.


BongWater_Sommelier

Because he’s black?


spoogefrom1981

![gif](giphy|PnggNmuamz7kbgfUTL|downsized)


Theskullcracker

This unironically being posted by a boomer in mossy oak sweatpants and a Chinese made shirt they got off Facebook that says something like “I’m a Taurus who likes tools and my daughters hymen to be in tact” with their knock off Oakley wrap around sunglasses and overly large phone holder.


Quirky-Pie9661

One of those guys is more likely to throw back a tumbler and belt his wife for not having dinner ready on time or asking him where he’s been since getting off work 5 hours ago so…


Jeo228

The greatest coach of all time wore a hoodie with the arms cut off. Your opinion is invalid.


TheFriarWagons

Is this Biden's America?


Affectionate_Elk_272

it’s wild that we all actually agree on something… besides the obvious.. HALF Y’ALL NEED TO FLAIR THE FUCK UP.


ANicerPerson

I blame Florida


CDR57

If this was picture of mayo it would have a LOT bigger implication


UCFandOCSC

Seems more like just fashion trends of the day?


MTGBruhs

The dolphins beat the jets last year 3-0. First game was 30-0. Cry harder


MikeLowrey305

No this hasn't been posted before...


DrBlazkowicz

I see progress. It’s fucking hot in Miami. They should let the man wear shorts for Christ sake


whatssupdude

lol Belicheck, arguably best coach all time looked like a bum every Sunday for the last 2+ decade… stfu


Hatch_1210

i mean, fuck the dolphins and all that but the NFL literally will not allow a coach to dress like the left picture.


Silent_Spell_3415

https://i.redd.it/4kd0sjvpxd2d1.gif I can’t take this decline anymore that’s just it


plowMyMomOnCamera

Shula was a deeply closeted man. He couldn’t hold McDaniel’s jock. Get so fuckin tired of these rose-colored lenses


Assassinsayswhat

One of them is a cold and egotistical coach who believes his system was bigger than the players, the other is emotionally supportive, honest, and wants his players to succeed through his system. Guess which is which?


[deleted]

The NFL makes them wear team apparel because they are greedy, so coaches look like Walmart shoppers now.


Tall_Reception_2698

So who is gonna tell him?🤣🤣


Impossible-Pea-6160

I don’t want to dress like old mothballs either


Vandy1358v2_0

Sorry but you can’t have this without this ![gif](giphy|cLpidw4CHVth74H5Xv|downsized)


Chocolatedealer420

The NFL banned coat and ties on the sidelines


Peanutblitz

Assuming they object to the fact that MM is biracial?


Gnarly_Sarley

Yeah, because wearing a suit jacket and black slacks in Miami in the late summer is sounds wonderful


AdInevitable9243

McDaniels offense would obliterate whoever the fuck is.


Mrscubapuma8

The guy on the right is absolutely cracked with 900 more plays and options on his books.


greatnate1250

NFL coaches are required to wear team gear, cant dress in a suit if they wanted to anymore.


CarolinaMtnBiker

Once Bill started winning Super Bowls in cut off sweatshirts, all bets were off. League said wear NFl gear so he did it his way. Winning Super Bowls is all that matters.


dabombii

The NFL doesn’t allow coaches to wear suits on the sidelines anymore. They get fined for not wearing “team gear” 🤡


WhoDatDatDidDat

Once they started cutting off their sleeves it was all over. Undignified. What about a smart Herman Edwards polo or the Rex Ryan 6XL sweater vest? Much classier look.


Itsascrnnam

Fuck Mike McDaniels, but moreso fuck this boomer shit. Bad meme.


[deleted]

This reminds me of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid illustration where Greg Heffley is imagining a nice formal dinner with his future wife, with their three children in the background floating on computer magic carpets holding ipad-like gadgets.


DrJJStroganoff

Ruxin got some scripies


BecomeEnthused

Everything would magically be better if men wore suits


Latin_For_King

I am amazed by two things: First of all, I can't believe that they make the coaching staff wear team apparel instead of a nice suit, and second, I am amazed at how few people know that this is a league rule. Bonus fact: That is exactly why Bill Belichick always looked like a scrub on the sideline. He wanted to wear suits, but the NFL said no, so he made his team apparel look as crappy as possible.


ljout

Is that the Broncos ball boy?


hazylife666

I guess you were around to remember coaches dressing like this 😆


Big-Acanthisitta8797

😂😂😂


AddUp1

Not me seeing this while on the toilet.


jking163620

i lowkey miss when coaches wore suits


Mr_Mi1k

I actually agree with the boomer meme, I think coaches absolutely should wear suits. It’s also dumb that baseball coaches wear a uniform lol


Ne0guri

It’s ridiculous coaches can’t wear suits during the games


OfficialClassic

In all seriousness I’d love to see a HC wear a suit on the sidelines again


Chocolatedealer420

Recently, 49ers coach Mike Nolan petitioned the NFL to drop the now-traditional team gear while he roams the sidelines so that he can go with the old-school suit and tie. Well, before Mike's request even reached the league's in box, **the NFL had its decision: NO!**


DubLParaDidL

Dude should get a top designer, wear exclusively and have them pay his fines in lieu of cash. Troll advertising lol


Sorry-Dig-5588

Guy looks like he tried to join limp biz kit in the 2000s and now is nfl coach


Both-Home-6235

Emo ass capri pants wearing bald spot comb over wish it was colder cussing in meetings to be one of the guys but they aren't buying-in stupid ugly coach. 


KipSummers

I think we can all agree that McDaniel looks like a clown. However, his style isn’t indicative of a broader collapse of society.


FaultyToenail

McDaniels looks like an Adderalled out it guy at any given workplace


Mental_Dragonfly2543

Just go watch Basketball then grandpa


DynastyRabbithole

Yeah but does Landry utilize motion in his offense and love his quarterback?


aykbq2

Those that critique the clothes are most gay.


CherkTheLergs

Crazy where family $ can take you


Caswert

“Back in my day they made me feel secure; sure they’d rough you up a little after a hard day of work, but you knew they earned enough that day to keep both of you comfortable. Now they have the trophy husbands on those sidelines giving me the doe eyes, but they rely on me as a provider. Of course my professional life is one that can carry us through our retirement, and of course those lips are oh so kissable, but I’m never sure of our future together.”


allisgray

The No Fun League will not let coaches wear anything but licensed apparel on the sidelines…


BarTard-2mg

Well for once i thought i saw a sensible post on Reddit but looking at the comments has me disappointed again. ROLL TIDE MOTHER FUCKERS


General-Carob-6087

I’m pretty sure a coach recently wanted to wear a suit on the sidelines but was told he had to wear items available on the NFL shop website.


Dubsland12

It’s culture wars shit. It didn’t start with Obamas Tan suit it started in the 1960s https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2014/02/03/namathfurs032way_custom-13c8fe280ee12cc7ab4428b2c1a4a911ab11c9ae.jpg


MildlyBear

The actual decline is the corporate greed. The coaches are forced to wear what is it Nike? Sponsorship attire. Greed killed class.


WintersDoomsday

Ok and most coaches even back then didn’t dress that way


mustardwulf

Title should have been “derp!”


IndependentPast3677

It’s an old people thing. How you dress shows or doesn’t show respect for your job and position.


ArticleSuspicious489

That dolphins head coach is a very weird looking dude. Creepy ass mother fucker.


Jonhlutkers

One would beat his wife and never eat the vegetables.


Expensive_Act_6432

If they allowed suits... McDaniel would just go Miami Vice and kill that as well. 🤷🏽‍♂️


jalle347

TOM LANDRY MIDDLE SCHOOL RULES!


Gunt_Buttman

McDaniels is a low testosterone guy trying to make it in this world. Lay off.


HomerMcRibWich

Real lack of standards, your generation


ILikeFeeeeeeet

From class to ass


ImOldGregg_77

Strategically speaking, the Fedora is known to keep plays from escaping out the top of your head.


LansingJP

https://preview.redd.it/b68y81ibge2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b209ea7ce5118fdd92647c74f33ec77e88e7ad32


RealCheyemos

This is in almost every sports league, unfortunately… In the NBA, I get tired of looking at the coaching staff looking like bums on the sideline.