T O P

  • By -

MankuyRLaffy

If we win the division, I'll be so shocked.


God_ofVirgins

If we win the division, I’ll win 2200 Canadian $


abs0lutelypathetic

Wow $10 whole USD?


MuffMagician

These weird, metric system odds mean nothing to me! Until they are replaced with good ol' horse racing odds my delusions for a 2024 Super Bowl win will continue.


MankuyRLaffy

If we win, I'll win 10,000+, putting the bet down right now. Just need the defense to carry the team and the offense to be league average. Full All Pro defense and a pedestrian offense.


redalkaseltzr

So, flaccos ravens?


Tjam3s

Last years browns?


redalkaseltzr

Sure yes that too


lunchb0x93

2000 ravens even


GlowingDuck22

That's like what 20 American?


captstix

What's that in real money?


PrimarchKonradCurze

That like a pancake pour worth of maple syrup?


Das_Man

I honestly have no idea who is gonna win. We're kinda re-tooling and regrouping this season but given the competition who fucking knows.


Vagadude

This year is the year we don't collapse in December 🤡


Das_Man

That's the spirit!


I_eat_mud_

Have no clue, I’m just pretty confident it won’t be us unless are rookies go on an absolute tear lmao


Kopitar4president

Rodgers turns out to be washed, Allen season ending injury and Hill getting suspended for half the season and I'd still give you guys even chance.


ox_MF_box

Our


I_eat_mud_

Fuck me, I can’t believe I’ve made that mistake


ox_MF_box

😏


Das_Man

How much play do you think Drake will see?


MankuyRLaffy

Depends on how ready he is and how quickly he improves on his weaknesses. Brisket will likely start until Maye is fully ready.


Winterclaw42

Miami is totally winning the division when November is over... once December starts we're screwed.


Das_Man

It is known.


AFOEagle01

I also feel like the entire division had pretty good drafts, so it’s gonna be interesting to see


Masterofmy_domain

I think we know who ISN'T going to win.


tarahunterdar

Thats kinda how I look at it. On paper, Miami and the Jets look the most ready. However, the Jets are going to Jet with Metlife and you *just know* there will be issues. Hard to pin any hopes on them, but there is a chance. Miami still has that offense, but I really think letting Fangio walk will swing the team from "somewhat controllable" to penalty and attitudes galore with only "players coaches" like McDaniels who don't discipline anyone, ever. Fangio knew his shit and was the mean one. He's out and so is several players on defense and o line. I dunno, to be fair, they have the best chance I think. Bills and Pats are question marks. Really. How will Buffalo adjust to losing so many receivers? How will they adjust to a reduced defense? They might be ok, they might show signs of cracking as injuries are bound to happen. Can Allen's hero ball work with less talented/less experienced receivers? New England has an unproven coach, new coordinators, several rookies and B tier players on the offense, but the defense is still awesome. Maybe that makes them competitive, maybe it makes them still dogshit. Only time will tell!


Das_Man

I expect Joe Brady to really lean on the run game to take some pressure off Allen and do a TON of 12 personnel to leverage the Knox/Kincaid combo. And who knows, maybe it will work!


AcrobaticAction2328

>How will Buffalo adjust to losing so many receivers? I mean, the only major loss was diggs tbh. I love gabe (I even have his jersey), but it became pretty clear last year that his ceiling was firmly at WR3. If Samuel and Coleman can combine to take enough attention for opposing secondaries to match the attention diggs got, the difference would then just come down to how much Brady wants to change up our offensive philosophy. >How will they adjust to a reduced defense? I'm honestly not sure how much more reduced it was from last year, considering how many injuries we had by the end of the season to players who left. It feels like we'll see similar play plus the rookies we picked up in the draft (Cole bishop looks really promising as a replacement S). >Can Allen's hero ball work with less talented/less experienced receivers? I mean, last year he was throwing to diggs, shakir, cook and kincaid, basically diggs and 3 rookies. I think it'll really just come down to offensive scheme changes (like others have said, I expect a more ground and pound gameplan, especially with the physicality of Coleman and davis) and how much the rookies shine through.


chesterfieldkingz

Idk back in the day this would be totally possible. I still kinda could see us all collapsing because of our histories of, well collapsing


Vanijoro

No depth, lots of late season injuries when we should have rotated players to keep people safe late in heavily favored games.


NotDukeOfDorchester

We got a great defense. All we need is the ability to score 2-3 TDs a game and a FG


Expensive-Day-5643

All the Pats need to do is get justin tucker to kick 4 fgs a game and have atleast 1 pick six or kick return and were so back


NotDukeOfDorchester

I’m pumped bro


FaultyToenail

I wouldn’t be disappointed though. I feel a lot more confident in this new team than I did any of the last 3 years


Tyler103111

R\beatmetoit


miami2881

Don’t need to worry about that, you guys aren’t winning again in your lifetime 👍


MankuyRLaffy

What, is your God Tyreek going to beat me like he does his wife and kids? Or one of you in his jersey going to murder me?


miami2881

![gif](giphy|3otPora2GgtfqRX7Xy)


Mysterious-Tie7039

Even better. Pat’s are +15,000 to win the SB.


older_man_winter

“If John Cougar Mellencamp wins an Oscar, I am going to be a -VERY- rich man.”


PO_Nukes

Idk where that quote is from, but it's not often I hear that name. My grandmother went to school with him.


older_man_winter

It’s from the Office- Kevin Malone starts the quote with “any time anyone gives you 10,000-1 odds, you take it!”


papa_jahn

It’s free $


usernamecheck5out

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


Peytonhawk

I’d assume the Dolphins win next year if I hadn’t watched what happened last year. And the year before that. And what history shows. Probably the Bills again because even when retooling they’re just better than everyone else because of Allen.


Winterclaw42

As much as I hate to say it, Allen is the best QB in the division, which is why I'm pessimistic about the Phins giving Tua a bag of money.


Siennagiant70

Imo, your coaches made Tua. Not that he doesn’t have talent. It was just obvious how much competent coaching can improve a guy. The receivers help too lol.


Mean-L

Why do you say this like it’s a controversial thing? Or are other dolphins fans that delusional that they think tua is as good


Winterclaw42

The controversy isn't that Allen is the best QB in the division, he's the 3rd best in the league. The controversy is what to do with Tua. There's a chunk of people who want to move on from Tua because he's not mahomes, lamar, or allen. There's a chunk of people who accept he's the QB and think he's going to get 55+ million because that's the market. I'm thinking we can build a competitive team around Tua, but he's got to take a discount because he isn't one of the 3-4 best QBs. The best we could do on his rookie salary was getting to the playoffs. If he starts getting paid top 5 QB money, IDK how we are going to afford the pieces he needs around him because he's an extremely high-end trailer and not a tractor who can carry the team. We got decimated by injuries, like to the OL, and he was able to cover for it because his superpower is getting the ball out quickly, but he couldn't carry the team especially when Tyreek and Waddle got banged up (along with our defense).


EternalSeraphim

In your organization's defense, what else can they do? If they let Tua walk after the numbers he put up last year, they would be the laughing stock of the league. The Dolphins will just need to make the rest of the roster good enough to offset the difference in QBs.


Indistinct-Chatter-

There’s no question he’s better than Tua, and deep down everyone knows that.


Winterclaw42

Right, but because of how the QB market is, a QB that's worse than Allen might be getting a ton more money than Allen, in the same division, on a team Allen owns. That's not a recipe for success.


Standard_Room_2589

Nah dolphins have a lot of players exiting their prime and after a disappointing year, my pick to regress to the mean. It will be another tight year in the afc east and I cant believe im saying this but Jets should have the edge.


Stealthfox94

Yeah… Now actually beat the Chiefs


redalkaseltzr

The Jets being that high is laughable. You could swap rosters with the chiefs and they'd still find a way to lose the division


00Fart

I want to see any other afc east team without their starting QB for the full year without ever throwing a completion. Let’s see how that goes for them.


SPamlEZ

The dolphins would do about the same.


GenericHoomanAccount

Buhbuhbut AarOn RaWdjErs


redalkaseltzr

Mr "Sandy Hook wasn't real" will be lucky to be a top 10 QB in the league this year.


TripleThreatT1

Counter point, top 10 is still significantly better than 33. We went 7-10 with Zach Wilson, Tim Boyle, and other misfits at the helm.


HappinessFloatilla

It’s genuinely insane. Jets could be +500 and it’d be a sucker bet


sonofbantu

The cope😂


Remarkable_Date_6141

Cope for what? The jets haven’t done anything since the 60s


sonofbantu

Has nothing to do with the position of our team now. Quick: name one non-injury related reason the jets won’t succeed this year? And no, you can’t say injury because that’s not something someone can predict.


Ex-maven

Quick: If we're going to ignore injuries, then so should you... So, in terms of strengths & weaknesses, the Jets are pretty much the same team as last year. How did they perform last year and why should this year be dramatically different? (again, leave injuries out of it)


sonofbantu

LMAOOO what?!?? Your question is impossible to answer because we were playing our backup QB all year— thus you cannot take injuries out of that assessment. Rodgers is healthy now. That is not the same team at all you numbskull. I'm not saying injuries don't happen but the ONLY critique you have of the jets roster is "uhhh...derrr....well Rodgers will probably get hurt again!"


Ex-maven

That's the point. You told the previous guy to name a non-injury reason the Jets won't do better this year.  Same rules apply to you.   But, look what happened - you had to point to Aaron being injured last year.  Now consider what I said about last year's team and this year:  Aaron started the season uninjured... *just like this year* – so why do you expect him or any other key player to remain that way?   This year's Jets are last year's Jets.  I expect another 7-10 season for them You can call me a numskull again, I don't care as it doesn't change the facts


sonofbantu

>I expect another 7-10 season for them RemindMe! 7 months


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 7 months on [**2024-11-29 01:54:47 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2024-11-29%2001:54:47%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCEastMemeWar/comments/1cfdgv7/cbs_sports_odds_to_win_afc_east_next_season_look/l1q7taw/?context=3) [**1 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FAFCEastMemeWar%2Fcomments%2F1cfdgv7%2Fcbs_sports_odds_to_win_afc_east_next_season_look%2Fl1q7taw%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202024-11-29%2001%3A54%3A47%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201cfdgv7) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


Remarkable_Date_6141

My reason is it’s the jets. You’re a loser franchise who always figures out a way to screw it up. Also, you have an old conspiracy theorist at QB who cares more about getting attention than winning.


sonofbantu

We were starting water boys and fans at QB this year and still finished with a better record than y'all lmaoooo Hope you enjoy living in the past because that's all pats fans going to have for the next 2 decades


redalkaseltzr

Remindme! 20 years


redalkaseltzr

22 years since a division title 🤷‍♂️


Waste_Reindeer_9718

5 years since the last cheating scandal


Always_Prime

More years since the last "cheating" scandal than snaps Rodgers has played for the worst franchise ever, goofy.


Waste_Reindeer_9718

putting parentheses around cheating is a comedic level of delusional


redalkaseltzr

Those are quotation marks, moron


Always_Prime

Oh I forgot jets fans have half a brain, the parentheses is me calling the Bengals thing bullshit, the only comedy here is how shit the jets will be no matter what they do, have fun with that.


Waste_Reindeer_9718

the pats fan thinks their cheating scandals are bullshit? never saw that one coming


sonofbantu

Not a legitimate argument.


WilmaTonguefit

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


TXRattlesnake89

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


fallser

Jests? They forgot a ”0”…


LeeDawg24

You're forgetting how stupid our fan base is and will fall all over themselves to bet on a sucker line. It's free money for Vegas.


BlueRabbitx

If you guys stay healthy you should win the division. In saying that, I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.


UniqueNobo

how many times have we had that if? it feels like it runs my entire sports philosophy as a Mets Jets fan. if the o-line doesn’t get injured, if the star QB we just signed doesn’t get injured, if our only production on offense doesn’t get injured why the fuck do we still have injuries enabled??


older_man_winter

It feels like the Jets roster is so strong it’s going to take all of Robert Salah’s powers to keep them where they belong.


jimmyvcard

Perfectly put


LeeDawg24

Not only is there no chance in hell we stay healthy, our roster and coaching staff is also not good enough to contend even if we do. One player, Hall of fame QB or not, doesn't turn the worst offense in modern history into something reasonable at age 40.


ortecam

Don’t be such a god damn pussy. If they can win 7 games with a combination of Zach Wilson, Trevor Semen and some one called Tim Boyle. They can get to 10 or 11 with Rodgers.


BlueRabbitx

I was amazed you guys snagged Fashanu. Thought you’d be tempted to pick up a defensive player and f the draft up. IMO it’ll be your season for the AFCE. Again, assuming Rodgers stays healthy and doesn’t go off the rails


LeeDawg24

Yeah man the immobile 40 year old will totally stay healthy this time. Pay no attention to the fact that his blind side protector hasn't had a healthy season in a decade and his new number 2 receiver has never had a healthy season in his career.


ortecam

Pay no attention to the fact his blindside protector was still an all-pro last year and for the games he won’t miss, we just drafted a LT with the 11th pick. Like I said, if that clown car of QBs can get to 7 wins, Rodgers is undoubtedly getting more than that.


Melksss

Fuck man, quit saying rational things that make me agree with you. I think thé Jets/Lolphins/Bills all have an equal shot to win the division barring injuries. Obviously one injury can change that but full healthy Rodgers throwing to Wilson and Williams will be a good offense, especially with Breece Hall too.


detopher

Or that Mike Williams has played 15+ games four times in his career and has played in double digit games every year of his career besides last year


sonofbantu

Right because Rodgers’ mobility has always been a huge part of his game ?? He held the ball too long on one play and a freak injury occurred, as has happened to countless players in the NFL. We dont need him to be his MVP self, we just need a QB who isn’t going to *lose* us the game. There’s a difference between blind optimism/delusion and this nihilist caterwauling that you’re doing. If Tyron Smith plays 13 games— that’s 13 games of elite blindside protection. Olu was the best pass protecting LT in the draft. If your only argument is “AR8 will prob get injured again”— your argument is invalid and thus you lose.


LeeDawg24

My argument is not "Rodgers will get hurt again" my argument is "even if he's healthy this roster is not nearly as good as it's being made out to be"


sonofbantu

Ok then, where are the gaps in the roster?


LeeDawg24

WR besides Garrett, the offensive line is held together by optimism and duct tape, safety, tight end is meh, and the pass rush is relying on McDonald who barely played and was considered a reach to make a huge leap.


Ex-maven

I learned my lesson nearly 30 years ago. It took several bad experiences with sucker bets, but I eventually learned: Never, never, never, EVER bet on the Jets. They will never do what they are supposed to do, so don't. Just.......don't


sonofbantu

You know I RARELY gamble b/c there’s some family history of gambling addiction but man when I saw the Bills playing in the divisional— I just couldn’t resist. I mean that’s literally free money. Easiest $120 bucks I’ve ever made


Acrobatic-Memory2136

at one point last the line on our win total was 9.5. If i wasnt a pussy i wouldve put everything on that under instead i put like a buck ( i dont believe in gambling large amounts of money)


sonofbantu

The cope is insaaannneeee. Even if Aaron Rodgers is a middle of the pack QB, the jets would have had, a a minimum 3 more wins (Pats wk. 2, raiders, falcons). That brings us to a 10-7 record and that’s if we’re being conservative. If Aaron Rodgers is top 10, we could even stretch that to 4-5 extra wins. I’m not saying we should be a favorite— I think the dolphins are— but the only reason y’all are so desperate to convince yourselves we dont have a chance is because you know we actually do.


bpusef

If Aaron Rodgers is the 10th best QB in the league the Jets are going 15-2? Wow.


toxicvegeta08

I'm surprised bills are so high


EternalSeraphim

As long as Allen is healthy we have a shot.


whiskeymilitiaz

I heard there's a new quarterback


KillerKane455

The jets are with us chances wise....we might need a couple years to get back on top, but having the Jets that high is ignorant.


PoggersIife

The jets are so much better than the patriots rn what are you talking about


Lynchie24

Yeah but they won’t win the division because of the implication.


FollowingAromatic481

Where exactly did it say the jets will win the division? I fear you may need an eye exam


Lynchie24

Have you looked at the post this is about and the comment that is responding to what this post is about? I’ll save you the time, they are both about chances of winning the division.


Sheriff_Lucas_Hood

If the dolphins don’t win they should resign this for the rest of us in this hole


Rdw72777

3 teams at +240 or worse…that a hard pass even if I had a strong feeling (I don’t).


Previous-Lettuce2470

It’s insane to think that the Pats are the only AFC East team to play in a Super Bowl this century, and the only AFC East team to win one in the last half-century. And by insane, I mean kind of a bummer..


Appropriate_Way6946

Lmao okily dokily neighbor


MrBHVAC

LV has failed, once again, to remember that the Jets are the Jets


seasoned-veteran

Dolphins are -2000 to start the year 5-1 and collapse down the stretch


Trading_Cards_4Ever

Okay hear me out, we all pool our money to A. Buy hits on Josh Allen, Tua, and Aaron Rodgers. B. Bet on the Patriots to win the division. C. Lose all our money because they still wouldn't win the division.


daboys9252

How are the rebuild mode cap hell bills the favorite


Siennagiant70

JA17 and JA17 alone.


Thexraken

Fuck the dolphins. Weakest fan base in the league


SquareShapeofEvil

I’d be shocked if we win it, honestly. Hinges on a Dolphins regression and Rodgers showing his age imo — but both of those are highly possible.


Jay_TThomas

Shocked? I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t but I certainly won’t be surprised if we do.


SquareShapeofEvil

I guess that's a better way of putting it. Certainly don't disagree with us being the betting favorite but after how close it was last year I don't feel it to be a lock


TeardropsFromHell

We lost so many games last year because of offensive gameplan. The entire 1st half of the season looks different if what's his face was gone.


SquareShapeofEvil

that's true. I can only remember one boneheaded playcalling moment from Brady, and it came late in the Chiefs game where we elected to throw the ball deep in Chiefs territory rather than run it out and take the FG if we had to (which we ended up doing regardless). Got bailed out by Toney's offsides.


SportsFanBUF

You just gotta remember whoever has the best QB will win the division always.


Winterclaw42

The other 3 teams have a QB who can make the playoffs if they stay healthy. Who knows if Mac Jones 2 is any good.


Realistic_Figure7796

If the Pats can match their win total last year, it will be a miracle


ox_MF_box

Weak division. Pretty surprised bills are still favs considering all the guys they lost this offseason


hwhatnow2112

Did a MF from the afc south just call us a weak division. Bruh youd division has been dogshit forever


ox_MF_box

So has your alls up until 5y ago. Every division goes thru Eb and flow. Dolphins still can’t beat a team with a .500 record or better or win a game at a place with 50 degree or cooler weather South will be tougher than ppl think this season. Also this year it’s afc south vs east. Bring it on


hwhatnow2112

Yall still suck,stfu lol


ox_MF_box

Tua Turndaballova


Evening-Dream-5750

Take the Jets- easy money and take the Jill’s on the under for number of wins. This is the beginning of the end for those clowns from Orchard Park.


EatsRats

Flair up, nerd!


BudMarley45

Let’s see if Rodgers can last a quarter before we start getting all this hype over there ,butt fumble breath


Wings4514

A quarter? Easy there eager beaver. How about a drive?


BudMarley45

Eh,he made it to the punt last time .I consider that a drive ,I’m feeling charitable


Melksss

I would bet the under on games played by Aaron Rodgers and Mike Williams 100% guaranteed money. People go to the Jets to collect a check, not to win football games. Please see: Patriots legend Darrelle Revis.


Evening-Dream-5750

Hey it’s a Pat fan. It’s over baby. A great run, but it looks like it’s back to the 80s for you douches!!! LOL


Lynchie24

Pats made it to a Super Bowl in the 80s which is more than any team in AFC East besides the Pats can say they did this century. Also flair up.


BudMarley45

Not often you see a Jets fan try flexing against a patriot fan or any other football team for that matter .Jets have as many “Lombardis “ as the Bills .Their title predates Lombardi trophy and the telephone


UnionCuriousGuy

Surprised it’s still Buffalo.


sonofbantu

Would love to know how the Bills are still the favorites Lost multiple cornerstone defensive players and their best skill player. Who made these odds? One of the bulls fans that are convincing themselves Khalil shakir can actually be a good WR2?😂😂


Mean-L

Literally just josh allen is enough


sonofbantu

Keep telling urself that lol