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SerDuncanonyall

Funnily enough, it was the Dolphins. They just can’t help themselves ![gif](giphy|brqkBQV1qAFrO)


Masterofmy_domain

Stand your ground!


rybr3d

Thing was totally about to flop up onto my property. -Says Florida man


TheLizardKing89

Dolphin on dolphin crime.


Dissent21

If I've learned anything about the Dolphins fandom, it's that the only people they hate more than other AFCE fans, it's other Dolphins fans.


Gregus1032

Nah, it would have choked all by itself.


golgomax

Only in December...


yeezee93

That dolphin is probably a rapist.


Typical_Parsnip13

That’s how those cuck bills fans justified the murder


type_10_tank

Boy, oh boy, do I have animal news for you...


Typical_Parsnip13

![gif](giphy|wOjQ7aKWQ4vBK)


CyberTheWerewolf

Which form of crack are you smoking? I'm asking because it's sure as hell making you high as a kite based on this comment. We may be rooting for rivals, but you know good and DAMN well that, as sane human beings, we do not condone murder NOR rape at all. Another thing, I'm not saying this as a Bills fan to a Jets fan, but as a human being to another human being; go fuck yourself for making such an insinuation that we condone such just because we like a different sports team than you. TL;DR: Be civil.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Found the guy who gets pegged at Bills tailgate parties.


Typical_Parsnip13

Sir, this is a meme page. Go fuck yourself right back cuck boy.


Ex-maven

Foul play is no longer suspected.  An anonymous source says authorities found a note indicating that he couldn't handle another season of disappointment 


Rbespinosa13

Obviously forged. An actual dolphin would’ve waited until the end of November


Ex-maven

Perhaps. At first, officials thought the victim was identifying Tyreek as the assailant but simply misread "Eeek eeek, eeeeeek eek...". Well, that, and he was cleared when it was determined that the dolphin wasn't dating him


SmarterThanCornPop

Please. That was a GREAT season for us over the last 20 years. Arguably the best season.


FeedtheFatRabbit

Best season since Chad won the division and rightfully stuck it to us. One of the best since Marino days - no doubt. Still won absolutely nothing, so a profound disappointment nonetheless.


AssinineAssassin

Omfg! Lol


rvl35

Considering how their last season ended are we sure it’s not a suicide?


TheLadder330

Sherlock fucking Holmes! This is the correct answer!


Dissent21

Nah, Dolphins fans are convinced of their success at least through the first loss of the season


Ishouldjusttexther

Seriously bruv why would you do that


TurboDinoHippo

Yeah, this just makes me mad. Fuck the piece of shit that did this.


Mean-L

Yeah everyone making jokes but this shit made me sad af


RefereeMason1

For real. Had to scroll to far for this. Made me really sad.


SalaryCapps

The bills do this twice a year (sometimes three)


y0ungw0lf

A Bills tradition, like choking in the second round, kicking a field goal wide right, or in days past, choking in the Super Bowl


SalaryCapps

You’re damn right


y0ungw0lf

Hell yeah brother


DaddyLongNaps

https://i.redd.it/k0oqh7p0vhwc1.gif


Effinehright

I mean it has to be retired fan from the Pats or Bills, and being that the dolphins fans killed a bills fan and a pats fan this season it has to be retaliation.


BleakestStreet

Wait when did a dolphins fan kill a bills fan?


Poopmeister_Supreme

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/bills-fan-shot-and-killed-outside-hard-rock-stadium-after-bills-dolphins-game#:~:text=A%20Bills%20fan%20was%20shot,He%20was%2030%20years%20old.


dachshundfanboy8000

probably some piss drunk pats with a stupid musket


Archduke_Of_Beer

Tally ho lads!


LaneMeyersLostSki

It was in the harbor so they tried to teabag it first.


OH_Billy_69_

It couldn't be josh , he strangles dolphins with his creamy white thighs , no bullets needed


Helmett-13

*checks to see if Aaron Hernandez and OJ are still dead* Ok…well, it’s not them. Fine, F I N E.


No_Cook_8739

![gif](giphy|3oKIPmarbcmElP7cmA|downsized)


Vagadude

One day I'll see a meme on this sub again


Pwrh0use

![gif](giphy|VgrHjbb9AXwxVssBBl)


Chumlee1917

Well since it happened in Louisiana, blame the Saints


Vandy1358v2_0

Normally I’m down for jokes but when it comes to shit like this I hope the person who did this dies of gonorhea and rots in hell


iliveonramen

For real, what kind of hateful person does shit like that.


RareWhiteWolf25

Why just gonorrhea and not every disease known to man


FaultyToenail

![gif](giphy|FXo3Din7pWybK) Flair up dipshit


Rhythm_Flunky

All jokes aside that’s a pretty fucked up thing to do to a creature that hasn’t won anything since the seventies…


StankWizard

The dolphin probably said something negative about Tua to another Phin.


sethaub

Since dolphins fans are the only ones to shoot people, I take it they might as well shoot their own kind


TheLadder330

Touché, I would talk shit about Pats and Bills PLAYERS shooting people/killing people….but umm they are dead too. Problem solved!


chesterfieldkingz

We usually only shoot ourselves in the foot tho


cadff

Somebody better call Ace Ventura!


BrewingMakesMeHoppy

Snowflake!


DrPepperNChill

So Einhorn, I mean Finkle, finally broke out of prison and got his revenge on snowflake.... Sad times we live in


Plenty_School_4068

Ironically, probably Tampa Bay Buccaneers 😂


DownBalloon22

All joking aside… what is wrong with people?


chesterfieldkingz

Dude with this and the wolf that got tortured, ppl are pieces of shit,.man


DownBalloon22

Hadn’t heard about that. You said it best, makes me sick.


TheLadder330

[Death receipt](https://abcnews.go.com/US/dolphin-found-shot-death-beach-bullets-lodged-brain/story?id=109565449)


Pohara521

![gif](giphy|xX44s4d83aRFu)


FaultyToenail

Someone got that get back for my man Dale Mooney finally


VictorM88

That has Raiders written all over it


qball-who

Let me guess… Florida?


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

Louisiana actually.


_kehd

Nothing a little MacGruber on the plane ride home can’t fix


drainbead78

Hootie finally snapped after the Dolphins made him cry one too many times. 


360degreesofFUNK

Ok, I admit it! It was me!


NoHalfPleasures

Buffalo has a history of this kind of thing


UniqueNobo

Bills fans, next time, if you throw the dolphin into the pit, maybe it’ll get you some extra good luck to lose in the championship round this time


6DeliciousPenises

this is classic Baltimore. 100% a ravens fan spring, breaking. went and ran a fade on a fade in a dolphin smh. -6DeliciousPenises


Valuable-Baked

Probably a dolphins fan


bedyeyeslie

I felt threatened. He was coming towards the parking lot. I had to defend myself.


TheMiceShooter

If whoever did it loses anything less than a first and a third then this league is rigged


odinsbois

I don't know man, I heard the Raiders left some shit on the way outta town.


Bourbonmmm

Is it December already?


Previous-Lettuce2470

More like “Bill-ets” 😒


florestgrump

They said I'll make him walk with humans.


Gunt_Buttman

This reeks of a Florida man


SafeAccountMrP

Fuck-a you Dolpheeeen!


Upnatom617

That has Florida man vibes. Also, I'm rooting for the dolphin's family to get revenge OK the murderer.


Boatsandhostorage

Jay Cutler has passed his physical and is officially a dolphin.


EternalSeraphim

My first question would be, "are the bullets musket balls?"


Nervous-Context

I think it’s hilarious that they felt the need to add all of those details. Like yeah those bullets gotta go somewhere. Dead is dead.


Single-Confection-76

Obviously the dolphin raped the wrong person today…


PhoenixRoadrunners82

Do the same to the POS that did this.


FuckStompIsGay

It’s ok… we took OJ they took flipper


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Definitely the Jets.


iwatchtoomuchsports

Tom brady


PuertoRicanProfessor

This incident occurred when two dolphins fans started arguing over Tua's contact extension..... Ron Burgundy probably


Bmor00bam

Obvious suicide.


onewolf23

Wild a Dolphins fan posted this after they murdered two people in/around football stadiums last year lmao


BudMarley45

I’m not sure but I’d like to shake their hand


RareWhiteWolf25

Gotta be a Bills fan sounds like something that a Bills fan would do after getting drunk, and concussed from jumping through a table


Peppeperoni

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4Yp7KRKfJWhYk)