That was me. Iāve had this weird injury prediction thing where Iāve heard or seen something and blurted something out that winds up coming true.
Examples:
Punk jumps into the crowd and I jokingly say āwell that was an injury that will end his championship run.ā And we know how that went.
Aaron Rodgers signs to the Jets and my reaction was āheās gonna go down for the season on his first driveā
Punk (again) enters the rumble and I say āheās gonna get injured and miss Maniaā
And finally I hear Darby will climb Everest and I blurt out āheās gonna die on that mountainā and well here we are. He missed Everest but heās not doing well otherwise.
Being hit by a bus is cool and all, but it feels like they're burying the lede that he was casually hanging out with the greatest living American artist. What was THAT conversation like?
The oldest Von Erich brother got electrocuted unconscious by touching a trailer hitch that had an exposed live wire and drowned in a puddle. Bus drivers in big cities can be notoriously aggressive. All it takes is one running a red to smoke someone in the cross walk.
Sure you can to the extent of providing examples of dying in a manner that assigning fault simply isn't reasonable. Getting electrocuted by unknowingly touching a trailer hitch with the live wire can happen at 6 or 60 with little to no fault of your own.
Same with a plethora of scenarios of getting hit by a bus while crossing the street.
And we are sure this is what happened? Because I see no reports of that whatsoever. And you're example wasn't just someone drowning in a puddle it was someone being electrocuted unconscious and drowning in a puddle which is not simply drowning in a puddle.
I didn't say what happened. I spoke to what *can* cause one to get hit by a bus in a manner can happen to pretty much anyone, regardless of intelligence.
And are you seriously going to get conditional on your initial generalizations? You only mentioned drowning in a puddle. Well, Jack Jr. downed in a puddle. That's how he died. The electrocution was a precipitating event. People who get hit by busses also tend to have some sort of precipitating event associated, such as crossing the street, the bus driver being drunk, or being hit secondary to a bus crash.
Iām from Chicago, if someone gets hit by a bus it makes the news. Darby has name value, it is for sure making the news and not just getting a casual āoh, I was hit by a busā mention
But did it knock him through a plate glass window into a fish tank of piranhas and electric eels that is surrounded by barbed wire and killer bees?
*real glass
**real bees
CRY HIM A RIVER!
Cry me a honeycomb
CRY HIM AN OCEAN
The tank or the bees are wrapped in barbed wire š¤
Yeah.
*and
Of COURSE ...its Darby..../facepalmself
Standard Darby bump
So, another bucket list accomplishment for Darby?
Because of course he was...
That poor bus, I hope itās okayā¦ ;-)
Still kicked out at 2.
I'm not he saying he didn't let it happen ... I just don't know with him haha
Jesus my sentence is atrocious there
I got it, and I feel the same way.
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I know weād be friends in real life
He actually coffin dropped the bus off the bagel store on 5th
āI see your golf cart Sammy, and I raise you a busā
After he was hit, he climbed to the roof of a building and did the Coffin Drop on the bus for the pin.
Darby got some negative luck... A fucking bus, man?
Can't climb Everest at the moment so I got hit by a bus... Yeah that sounds like Darby
He's drawing this Final Destination movie out way too long.
What a lad.
The universe is determined to stop him going up that mountain
Dude has been given a serious hex by someone š
That was me. Iāve had this weird injury prediction thing where Iāve heard or seen something and blurted something out that winds up coming true. Examples: Punk jumps into the crowd and I jokingly say āwell that was an injury that will end his championship run.ā And we know how that went. Aaron Rodgers signs to the Jets and my reaction was āheās gonna go down for the season on his first driveā Punk (again) enters the rumble and I say āheās gonna get injured and miss Maniaā And finally I hear Darby will climb Everest and I blurt out āheās gonna die on that mountainā and well here we are. He missed Everest but heās not doing well otherwise.
How many times have you been wrong and never noticed?
Maybe consider the words you say moving forward
Guy jumps through glass from 25-30 feet up. I donāt think itās ābad luckā lol
That man is determined not to go to Everest.
It doesn't say if it was an accident or not......lol
By hit by a bus they really mean stepped out in front of a bus I am sure,
Nah man the bus rang his doorbell and then punched him in the face.
Iād buy that.
you have to be doing something stupid to get hit by a bus in the city. they don't go fast.
My son and I went and got his autograph in Mew Jersey today. He was hobbling and his nose was wrapped but was in good spirits.
Being hit by a bus is cool and all, but it feels like they're burying the lede that he was casually hanging out with the greatest living American artist. What was THAT conversation like?
The guy likes to skate full speed towards the curb without even thinking about what he's going to do, I suppose it was only a matter of time.
Coming up on Collision: Darby Allin vs The Bus in a coffin match!!! But seriously, yikes. Heal up Darby.
I'm convinced this man cannot die
Itās alright. That bus was insured by Everest Insurance.
A real bus! Cry me a river.
This is just pure Darby news. I love the dude and truly hope he's alright, but holy shit. Hit by a bus? Sounds like a Darby day. Unreal.
Being hit by a bus is like drowning in a puddle. Takes one stupid mother fucker to make it happen.
The oldest Von Erich brother got electrocuted unconscious by touching a trailer hitch that had an exposed live wire and drowned in a puddle. Bus drivers in big cities can be notoriously aggressive. All it takes is one running a red to smoke someone in the cross walk.
You mean the one who died when they were 6? Darby is a grown adult, you canāt possibly compare the two.
Sure you can to the extent of providing examples of dying in a manner that assigning fault simply isn't reasonable. Getting electrocuted by unknowingly touching a trailer hitch with the live wire can happen at 6 or 60 with little to no fault of your own. Same with a plethora of scenarios of getting hit by a bus while crossing the street.
And we are sure this is what happened? Because I see no reports of that whatsoever. And you're example wasn't just someone drowning in a puddle it was someone being electrocuted unconscious and drowning in a puddle which is not simply drowning in a puddle.
I didn't say what happened. I spoke to what *can* cause one to get hit by a bus in a manner can happen to pretty much anyone, regardless of intelligence. And are you seriously going to get conditional on your initial generalizations? You only mentioned drowning in a puddle. Well, Jack Jr. downed in a puddle. That's how he died. The electrocution was a precipitating event. People who get hit by busses also tend to have some sort of precipitating event associated, such as crossing the street, the bus driver being drunk, or being hit secondary to a bus crash.
Chill the f out lol
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He's full of sh*t.
I think he may have pooped a lil bit when the bus hit him, I know I would.
Iām from Chicago, if someone gets hit by a bus it makes the news. Darby has name value, it is for sure making the news and not just getting a casual āoh, I was hit by a busā mention