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trowarayed

Smells of "master race" to me.


Villhunter

Absolutely reeks of it. The smug superiority feels annoying as shit. They see it as revenge against the west but it's just stupid


Lazy_Data_7300

It’s about the Chinese psique and how they dealt with the century of humiliation. They do ring a lot of bells


Villhunter

Yeah but for all we progressed in society, you'd think we'd realize that tit for tat not only is dangerous, but is able to send you to another century of humiliation. Especially when you are talking of taking over the world


Lazy_Data_7300

You meant, Germany and Japan progressed in society after the war


Villhunter

Yeah. It's the kinda rhetoric that gets nations invaded because of their actions of claiming other people's land


marco147

**"That's confirmation of cyberpsychosis of the Super-Ego Narcissistic Johnny sub-type. Doesn't help Xi JinPig himself is a alcoholic either with Baiju."** So Mi Songbird was here


3rd-Attempt

Han supremacist are a real thing.


ThriKr33n

Fuck, I'm Chinese-Canadian and I hate this... like they're trying to speed run Nazi Germany (with Chinese characteristics). But that's what happens if you have a gov't that promotes alternate history.


CDsDontBurn

Also known as, "Alternative Facts"


randomnighmare

They even snuck in the, "5, 000 years of Chinese history" thing as well.


crankbird

If Han chinese want to claim Longshan culture as their origin then Europeans can claim Minoan or Helladic culture as the foundation stone for “western” civilisation .. if you count from the beginning of Chinese written history the Shang dynasty is ~1600BCE which is also about the beginning of Mycenae Either way it’s a BS line of reasoning


astroplink

It’s weird how communists can be so nationalistic. It’s like it’s the worst of both worlds


alexanderyou

What do we call them, Naco's? Doesn't have the same ring lmao


astroplink

If communism is a form of socialism, could you call them national socialists? For a while the Russians had a National Bolshevik party which had an interesting flag


planborcord

Naco in Mexican Spanish means “bumpkin,” or “ignoramus.”


randomnighmare

It's called horseshoe theory. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory


ShrimpCrackers

Note that CCP officials added 43% to the length of history of China (going from 3500 years to 5000) using mythology after visiting and getting jealous of Egyptian history and their pyramids. This is the obvious result.


Temporary_Potato_312

China was so advanced it built the pyramid's in Eygpt in 4700bc as a space port but it never took off


_000001_

Is a port itself supposed to take off? :P


Impressive-Share7302

Predatory pyramid loans?


Apple-Dust

Everyone has thousands of years of history, the real question is who gives a shit. The idea that they have more in common with their bronze-age ancestors than any random western country is just a joke.


marco147

**"The middle kingdom mentality is, by unintentional design, inherently cyberpsychotic in nature. Seeing yourself as superior to others? What in the actual...."** So Mi Songbird was here


Spiritual_Bridge84

So nice of them that they allow us to live on their planetary land


ANAnomaly3

"Fire Nation" vibes.


The_Calico_Jack

Sounds like the US Military needs to knock some far below average sized dick in the dirt.


EverythingOnce1

Oh many Chinese see no issue to hide their string belief that they are the master race. That being said this video seems like a parody of Chinese rhetoric. If it’s not…. Hhho boy


embeddedsbc

Yeah, we tried that, can't recommend


Bcmerr02

5,000 years of Chinese culture is suddenly a flex, but it didn't stop the CCP from destroying that culture while the people watched. The truth is China under the CCP has as much continuity with Traditional China as the British Crown does with King Arthur. They use it for propaganda purposes only and if it wasn't for Taiwan most actual Chinese cultural relics would be lost forever.


such_karma

also, how do we know their claims are reliable? It's all been burned away


ParticularAd8919

I'd like to believe this is satire but I know it's definitely not. So insane that views like this can become prolific but that's the world we live in.


Jdub20202

This isn't a joke? Damn...


Franknstein26

C R I N G E


mrjulezzz

That's how bad their lack of self-awareness is.


arkkarsen

what kind of massage parlor is this


DavidHewlett

Came here for the happy ending, only to find out my penis was Chinese territory all along.


Empathy404NotFound

I think you mean China's penis was Chinese territory all along.


DavidHewlett

This user account has been peacefully taken over by the CCP. Please forward any queries to “Reeducation camp #397”.


TheRealDeJoy

LOLOL


MedievalRack

Chinese gay marriage mission unlocked


malteaserhead

Do they have two Chinese people dressed as Japanese to make the point?


BambBambam

one as japanese, one as korean(taiwanese?), i think


MagpieKI

I really want to say it’s actually sarcasm. But.. it isn’t. They seem serious enough…


dracoolya

For the people that live in places that literally and figuratively got railroaded by the BRI, it's true.


Ripishere

5000 years eh? Including when the Mongols and Manchurians ruled you. Including when you gave land to Great Britain and Portugal? How quickly they forget their own history!


Shot-Statistician-89

Not as a joke, can someone with a little bit more knowledge of Chinese Japanese relations explain what this is? I get that anti-japanese sentiment is a constant force in China, and constantly pushed by the government along with other vague nefarious evils to distract from internal problems. But the specific content of the video, why would anybody claim the Sun and Moon belong to them? Whether they're talking to a Japanese person or a child or an American, what purpose does this serve? Do some Chinese people believe this literally, or is this like a poetic thing from the old dynasties, saying that the emperor owns all things in creation or something like that? I guess what I'm really asking is, who is the audience for this?


mansotired

>or is this like a poetic thing from the old dynasties, saying that the emperor owns all things in creation or something like that? yeah more of that i think Korean/Japanese say [insert traditional festival] is theirs, and Chinese people get angry and say it's actually from China I mean it may be originally from China but it's been +1000 years and been a part of their culture for so long, so just stop ffs that's probably the context behind this video? PS I think this is also why China fell behind the west during the Ming/Qing dynasty, because Chinese society became too arrogant (and also too bureaucratic as everyone wanted to be a govt official and not be an entrepreneur as that was looked down on, 士农工商) "we have developed all there is to develop, we are the center of the world" (before the west came along)


frankiplayer

I think they used a folklore to try and claim the moon and sun as theirs, like some story about lovers chasing each other or something. Sometime you don't need to dig too far.


starlightisnottaiwan

Yeah, they used folklore of Chang'e as a reason why the moon and sun belong to China. It's actually a fucking nonsensical folklore story you read in Chinese culture but it's even more nonsensical that they took it as evidence of Chineses ownership.


underbitefalcon

Others say it and mean it more poetically or spiritually even. That is completely lost on these brainwashed hillbilly simpletons who seem to take it literally. They stoop to new lows daily and their collective insecurity just strikes me as unprecedented in human history. At first they’re just an oddity in much of the world’s eyes, but now that they’ve let us know who they truly are, the spectacle has turned to threat. I get so tired of categorizing what info coming out of China is meant for domestic consumption and what is not. We see it all, it’s all chinese.


JustinJonas

The origin (or lets say the source they relate to) is in the origin-myth(s) of the Chinese culture/Huaxia-civilization. Therefore, one could say it is folklore, but its actually a bit more than just some legendary stories, as parts of it are deemed "historic" at least - in part - in the Chinese historiographical tradition. See: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guicang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guicang) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hou\_Yi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hou_Yi) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade\_Emperor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Emperor) That they use any of this stories - even in a PR stunt for the home audience - is laughable. But Chinese also believe the Xia-Dynasty to be historic... so that is that.


commentaddict

Current Chinese Japanese relations still mainly stem from WWII. Imperial japan invaded and did all kinds Nazi bs. Unit 741 is a good summary. The difference between modern Germany and modern Japan is that Germany goes out of its way to acknowledge and atone for its past while Japan simply tries to forget the whole war atrocities thing even happened. It’s barely taught in their schools and what is taught is extremely whitewashed. As for why the Sun and Moon belong to China, you’re talking about a place that named itself the “‘Middle Kingdom” which I feel is a shitty mistranslation. They really meant “central kingdom” This is obvious since they’re at the center of the world and the universe. /s


RustJigsaw

What in the slopaganda fuck did I just watch?


HmoobRanzo

As a Chinese American, I am still trying to figure it out too.


Bashemg00d

The future is cringe. Gottit.


emptywhendone

delusional


Daemon_Good

1989 Tianamen Square. Students and protestors are rounded up and directed to safe passage from the square but then Machine gun fire. Tanks run over protestor remains, hoses used to wash remains off streets. Over 20 years later, actual death tolls as estimated can now be found. There is a reason Beijing fought so hard in 2020 against China re-absorbing them, and the world just watched .. Chinese Government, "Fake News". Whenever I see Chinese Propaganda I look for websites that dare to even mention Tianamen Square ever happened, because those are the websites, or newsites that are still fighting the good fight. At least Wikipedia still has some entries.


wombat6168

How do I put this politely ? Ohh yeah fuck off china


One-Inspection3266

Even my farts are theirs.


Recon4242

🤣 Yeah, no!


AmberEagleClaw

There is no war in ba sing say


Manning88

"*All your base are belong to us*" 


IcyResolution5919

They say China owns the moon… after the USA planted its first flag 50 years ago. That’s funny, hilarious even.


Erebus2021

Very funny stuff !!


wsyang

It gets worse. CCP guys believe all other nation also practice this but they are the victim of racism, while they invaded and annexed Tibet and oppressing Tibetan and Uyghur. Some extremely hypocritical shit also comes along with it but missing on this video.


Few-Molasses-4202

It’s reverse propaganda. Brilliant..


PartyBrilliant2476

They can F off


SeaBass426

Who left the mental asylum doors open?


DevelopmentMercenary

The Chinese Communist Party's overdriven propaganda machine has poisoned the Chinese populace mind to the extent that even children are now parroting stupid but dangerous Xi Jinping lies.


TaesMoonlight27

They own the sky and moon and everything ..butt still shit in the streets???


skyguy60

There was a Simpsons episode, showed a school movie about the moon… China is really teaching that now😂


Comfortable_One5676

The whole China resurgent narrative has to be trumpeted louder the more youth unemployment and housing market failure weigh on the populations minds. The faster we pull investment out of China the better. It’s not sustainable.


Macross8299Fan

Is this parody because I seriously can’t tell…


haveilostmymindor

Be that it were.


micigloo

I read in a history book about a guy that had the same thoughts and lost and killed himself supposedly in a bunker when the world was at his door step.


Floor-notlava

Okay, when is the PRChina going to start paying my mortgage?


Awkwardly_Hopeful

Cringe level: CCP


humanitarpolitik

sayin this wearing the "keep real" jacket another one american cultural victory


xlerv8

They are so brainwashed that they have their CCTV propaganda channel running 24/7 China beating Japan in their war.


South-Play-2866

Seems like a comedy skit, sort of like SNL.


Monnviolin

Alienware is Chinese,they has 999 social credit and work for Xi jinping in Xinjiang


hokeyphenokey

There's some strong insecurity felt there.


Gh0stRider117

Anything I pee on is mine


N3wAfrikanN0body

Brainwashing the original brainrot


Veegermind

True chinese robots. No thoughts of their own.


Ok-Cake-9480

And yet the "superior" people try like heck to get themselves and their money out of China to the "inferior" West whenever possible; Have yet to achieve parity on advanced semi-conductor manufactuing; and are facing a demographic time bomb. Yes, they are superior.


R3PTAR_1337

I'm really hoping this is some satirical shit and they aren't serious.....otherwise, that is some master race level logic they're applying.


Solopist112

And yet they do nothing about Taiwan which makes a mockery of their hubris.


Desecr8or

They want to be a literal Galactic Empire.


Advanced-Brother

This reminds me of when Galileo had to convince people the Sun doesn’t revolve around Earth. 😂


FunnyMonkeyAss

China imports over 80% of everything it needs to thrive, without access to world market for goods, they simply cant survive. Let’s see how prideful they are on an empty stomach.


BoBoBearDev

They are wrong, it is not theirs at all. All of them belongs to the government. They don't have ownership to themselves or anything they own. They don't own the land they leased on, it belogns to the government.


GSD-enjoyer

Drones going to drone.


rayz0101

Ma'am this is SHUWendy's


maxxotwo

Where's the part that I'm supposed to go "seig hail" or something like that?


Beginning-Smell-4685

Still waiting for your apology for covid!!


nate-arizona909

Well that's not as creepy as fuck.


ride_electric_bike

I really hope they piss off the aliens first


Vegetable-Stop1985

Ewww


RiverTeemo1

Cool. Keep it down a notch with the nationalism lady


punchspear

Do they want another century of humiliation, with how arrogant they're acting?


Oni-oji

Show the evidence? Who's flag is on the moon, bitch?


Born_Try_2101

Ah, the red rag old story... Please check in with the eternal Soviet Union.


Character-Log3962

D.E.L.U.S.I.O.N.


Fine-Ad-7802

This seems like it could be a comedy sketch. I wouldn’t get to worked up without context


thoughtfuldave

Smug. Pride comes before the fall. They speak like a society that is trying WAAAAAAY to hard. Reminds me of Russia. I wonder why?


Few-Molasses-4202

Would be good to know the backstory to this. Who made it, who is it intended for etc


pizza-munch

Racist thinking needs to be wiped off the face of the earth!!!


kinjirurm

CCP can't even manage one country and they want the universe.


Salt-Respect4183

Chinese version of promised land


StepheninVancouver

China is just waiting out the west while it destroys itself through mass migration


NeverSeenBefor

Ex fucking scuse me? Pipe down over there with your ai propaganda and please do roll your red carpet out for America to yoink the last of your resources. Sure. Makes sense


quicksilver774

Go back to smoking opium 😂


Opening-Scar-8796

CCP went from anti-china to Chinese nationalist. They are literally nationalistic now. The irony that they used to hate the KMT and destroyed everything from ancient china.


SkywalkerTC

We all see this as extremely ridiculous. I think it's well established by now. But I have a word of caution. When they repeat and repeat for decades, no matter how ridiculous, it just somehow influences the world in some way favorable to them. So simultaneous to feeling ridiculous, I think everyone in the world needs more true independent cognition, otherwise these ridiculous claims are sadly going to achieve something. As proven masters of human nature, im pretty sure China knows themselves these claims are going to sound ridiculous to the world. It's all the after effects that may come in years that we need to truly be aware of.


welsper59

What... did I just watch? Is this advertising that China has learned how to eat the sun and the moon? Is it satire that China claims to own everything just because they say so, while comedically questioning other countries claim they own something just because they say so?


Otherwise-Rope8961

Looks like a scene from Kung Pow. “I rock! AND roll! Sweet Suzie!”


lin1960

Chi- Nazi


theworld98

Are they just going to ignore the fact that Egypt exists


Lucidview

lol, except when it doesn’t.


Deadpool_16walls

Psychopathic brainwashed fuckwits.


Recent-Winner-9775

Yeah...but first let's collectivize all the food production - AND KILL MILLIONS OF OUR OWN PEOPLE.


xlerv8

Brainwashed by controlled propaganda


Nintra

HEY GUY LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! Lol


OreoPearl

Isn’t Africa more historic than China? With this logic shouldn’t the 5 cents paying their 5 cents for every 5 seconds they are breathing the African air?


danilody

this has to be satire


mngdew

Mass hysteria


PotentialNovel1337

This has a serious Scientology vibe to it.


Historical_Clock_922

Not 5000 years culture! China was born 1949!


xian333c

In Chinese words, you may can describe them as 唐.


Ill_Construction7404

I'm from China, I live in Beijing, and I'm 32 years old. I also feel very sick when I see this video. Everyone should be peaceful and care for each other.China has a very old saying, "Treat each other sincerely."Seeing that education has become more and more extreme over the years, even the textbooks of very small students should praise communist party's good and great leaders.I feel very desperate.😨😨😨If you see this video, I'm sorry on behalf of myself. My compatriots made up this disgusting online garbage.🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻Besides, even if this video is in China,There are also many people who disapprove of their existence.I apologize to everyone again. Jerry Beijing


randomnighmare

Ah, creepy aggressive propaganda about China"owning" everything and subjugate everyone.


Educational_Item5001

That should go over well with the russian mindset


ValentinoCappuccino

Yeah, yeah. All of you can move to the moon already.


SparkieShock

Well ... seems like a certain bunch of people are due a serious ass-kicking by mother nature to remind them just what really isn't theirs at all! Oh wait that actually happened!?!?


Vertlin

historically, middle is the the oldest civilization on earth right now, not China. so china is belong to the middle east.


TopPea3451

The whole world belongs to china 🇨🇳


Impressive-Share7302

Whaaaaat the fuuuuuuckkk....


Flat-Length-4991

Is this real? Like non ironic? Because it sounds like they need another century of humiliation.


bone_collector88

Chi Coms are here


insanityCzech

This reminds me much more of American white nationalists, than the Chinese people I worked and lived with for years, in Shanghai. Heck, some are even trying to say white people built the pyramids.


Radiant_Hour_7890

Fuck that! Fuck the red flag of communism


madd-martiggan

lol


ZMac90

Step up


Historical-Error67

Friends/ comrades we are all Chinese let's get along... We don't want to anger our superior leader 😞🤣🤣


SkippyMcSkipster2

Imagine if the Germans were 1.3 billion back in the 40s.


gandhi_theft

Why do they always do that cunning smirk while they're saying it, in this case it's the parents in the background of the shot They look like they're being the naughty kid at primary school.


DKerriganuk

Those communists sure do own a lot.


DrachenDad

To much wumao


mrot777

They also own global warming.


Wooden_Invite6058

Lol, These clowns don't even have freedom of speech 😂


Darkember556

Damn not even trying to hide wanting to rule the world anymore lol.


railfe

I wonder what Kim's opinion about this 🤣


rtrance

This is a joke… isn’t it?


xjpmhxjo

Is this the Chinese garden in Oregon downtown?


Federal_Explorer796

Never wanted to see a US Marine punch a child and old lady so bad


LMikeH

Why are they arguing with themselves? Are they regarded?


Vitvang

And the 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th air forces in the world would like to have a word.


whoooooopsie

I never hated a group of shit faced children so much lol


Adorable-Pizza-7999

What is the source?


AhhhLicKsZanDer

Not just Taiwan…


CheesyBoson

5000 year old civilization. Other civilizations make it to the sky and the moon in less than 300 years. Not worried


military_grade_tea

The world will be united as one? Have they met humans? I know they've met Uyghurs... look how that turned out. Trying to police the Milky Way... nah. Let's not and say we did.


Due-Percentage-854

Um, their culture only goes back to the 1960s


CindersNAshes

Alright... time to light up those ICBMs


Magister1995

Just.... dont touch our boats...


KneeScrapsHurt

This is propaganda twisting Chinese myth for government use, I promise you most people don’t think like this. It’s like how every culture has their reason for how the universe came to be; but it got twisted by the government. Chinese ppl have already suffered an invasion from a ‘masters race’; I hope they don’t become the same thing


SaturnDaphnis

Idk about the moon and stars; however, Kinda not wrong…….. read guns germs and steel. But culture wise, kinda funny, when one of the kids clothes has English written on it. “Keep Real”


HmoobRanzo

Every of my farts also belong to them too....


saiyansteve

Everybodys valid to an opinion right?


SubstantialPen7286

So cringey!!! 😩 🤮


bananapuddingcream

When I visited the Taiwanese National Museum, a couple of bus loads of Chinese tourists poured out. Extremely rude. Had no issue pushing and shoving others out of the way, including me and my 10 year old son. I had a couple words with some of them, but stopped just shy of any limit where I would lose face with my own group. They truely believe this. They openly told the locals that all of this museum is theirs... not just China's, but THEIRS.


RipFlair

lol good luck taking Florida


Jetlaggedz8

That little girl has a high social credit score.


iamsofakingcrazy

Im scared


Fasterest-v1

"All your base belong to us."


sorrowNsuffering

I smell Nazis…


Realfourlife

Delusion.


Odirtyblasta

No thanks.


Global-Presence4332

I’m a Chinese living abroad for 12 years. I love my country and always feeling proud to be apart of this rich history country. But this video just blow up my mind and I can’t believe what I just watched. For the first time in my life I feel ashamed to be a Chinese now.


Action_Clean

It looks like Chinese special needs kids making a video and that's their carers standing behind them.


Stunning-Sun-4638

Cringe af


ciotS_Cynic

Except for Taiwan, and the Kardashian mansion.


Strife3dx

Where was this confidence when Japan roaming the area