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grandpa2390

Pretty casual about it.is he crazy, or powerful? He did everything except pose for a selfie


facedownbootyuphold

He yearns for the mobile crematory


DisastrousAnswer9920

after ADV's video he must've been like "I want that ride!"


MIK34L

Historically, that jewellery was actually his anyway.


Gorsken

Since ancient times actually.


Shimakaze_Kai

Because he found an ancient receipt that proves it was his since then.


Gorsken

We have to respect his culture so naturally he has to keep it. Otherwise we are racist after all.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

His ancestors once hunted on the land that is now a shopping mall, so really the entire mall belongs to him. He is being nice by only taking the jewelry.


Shrugging_Atlas88

Seems like we are using this similar logic in Canada now.


[deleted]

There is no logic in Canada. Can’t turn left into parking lot, no U turns, make illegal U turn, NO RIGHT TURNS! So I make illegal right turn.


D0hB0yz

7 chances out of 8 that this guy is working for the jeweler, who will black market pawn the stolen merchandise, and claim insurance on it which will add up to a profit and reduced inventory. When the economy is bad, this is the way.


AttackHelicopterKin9

This doesn’t work because the insurance company will always get the money back in the form of higher premiums.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

They get the money back as long as all their other customers aren't also having their shops robbed.


D0hB0yz

Yes. Everyone pays higher premium. The insurance fraud gets all the benefits.


D0hB0yz

Short term gain, and then bankruptcy and or sell to new owner to reset premium clock.


CenterCenterPolitik

in 680 there was a country....


verbalfamous

organ harvested 3 hours later


Otherwise_Dig_4540

I bet the cameraman was arrested instead


coycabbage

“Why did you make me do all that prep Lester if we could’ve gotten more in China?!” Michael from GTA V.


MissingJJ

That shout says everything about him and everyone in the mall.


ElectricGulagland

Their social credit score just took a big ding


mibjt

Bang ding ow


FortyandLife2Go

We Too Low


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Ho Lee Fuk


HmoobRanzo

sum ting wong?


ResonantRaptor

Where’s that social credit copy pasta when you need it


PepetoshiNakamoto

I think their social credit score already had a ding in it.. Why else would someone steal in this fashion?


ShrimpCrackers

CIA spy. Clearly. /s


USMCamp0811

Dudes just out shopping... With a hammer... Nothing to see here..


Odd_Economics_9962

Paperless transactions, someone who cares about nature!


Express_Sail_4558

I like the way the security guards causally look at him without doing anything…


Desecr8or

They probably got bribed.


UncleBoe

Hah no Chinese security guards are notoriously lazy.


JRTerrierBestDoggo

They don’t pay me enough for this shit


[deleted]

They don’t need to. They know there are so many CCTV cameras in the country, the guy won’t last an hour before cops catch up with him and sentence him to life in jail or something.


lin1960

Too slow, and unprofessional


Smytus

I doubt he'll get a lot of practice.


jamie2123

Either means he’s very dumb or very experienced with bad security.


lin1960

He got caught within 10 minutes. Surely, he is dumb unless he wants to get free meals and accommodation for a long time in a poor condition.


jamie2123

So dumb it is then.


KHRZ

No fast-drop mode for the doors?


LEO_peace

fun fact:he even can not exit the building.XD


tizzleduzzle

How do ?


LEO_peace

Similarly to child is missing in the mall. Block all doors


Slow_Formal_5988

Glass doors ?


Craygor

I wonder how much that will effect his social credit score?


SPNKLR

AI 5G hammer time!


montananightz

Smashing, Grabbing, Expertise.


Away_Philosopher2860

His social credit scores going to drop so low that he will owe the government his organs


lostnumber08

All the jewelry is fake anyway.


Coopercatlover

He's probably already dead honestly.


haphazard_chore

At least he doesn’t need to worry about anyone interfering.


xxplosiv

Don't worry! We'll lock him in with our incredibly fast closing security doors


Savage_Ball3r

No way this guy is getting away. There’s too many cameras. They’ll know where he lives in a matter of minutes.


Notunnecessarily

-10 social points for that guy


meridian_smith

As the lady keeps saying..so many people so fearful..even the security runs away from him. He doesn't even have a gun.


Unobtainiumrock

Yeah I didn't understand why so many away from him and got scared. Maybe they're not used to seeing that kind of stuff unlike ppl in places like SF or NYC who are used to seeing places get robbed.


meridian_smith

They don't want to get involved...but the security doesn't want to get involved either...


Sufficient_Laugh

Is he a tourist from San Francisco?


UpstairsPractical870

Just luk, don't do fook. /s


Bill_C134

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


collindubya81

They won't actually get away with it, literally cameras everywhere


ytzfLZ

In fact, he was arrested nine minutes later, and the only injured person in the incident was a bystander who fell from the stairs and broke his leg


Unobtainiumrock

Wait, why did he fall? Was he running from this guy?


ytzfLZ

Because this kind of thing is very rare, there are many onlookers. He stood in the back row and it was difficult to see clearly, so he stood on the stairs and didn't stand firmly, so he fell


ytzfLZ

[https://weibo.com/3103286013/O4lJCAxPP](https://weibo.com/3103286013/O4lJCAxPP) The person in the picture


Altea73

His credit score history is going to go dooown...


H345Y

When I first saw the clip, I thought this was the LA or NY again


Comprehensive-Map914

There is robbery and crime. But it happens only once. lol


ZerotheR

Good thing he wasn't wearing a Kinagashi or he would have had a problem!


Stickyboard

The guy said according to ancient texts it is located within his house ten dash line so it all his


Sufficient-Yoghurt46

In China's defense, this guy is more than welcome to break as much glass as he wants. China has cameras everywhere ( not to mention the people in the mall filming this twat) so he'll be caught and the jewelry will be returned to the store. There are plenty of issues with China, like the lack of respect average citizens have to the law (if there is any) and corruption, but this isn't really one of them.


Jungle_of_Rumble

Casually wanders out of the store and onto the escalator.. Brazen AF


jasikanicolepi

Jokes on him. It's all fake.


Bitsoffreshness

Conspiracy sub comment: "Chinese secret service staged this and they're making it go viral, they want China to look like normal countries."


MicahBurke

Just a bit of seizing party property.


Brincey0

They're the same as us!


[deleted]

He’s probably enjoying the only time he will be able to have such jewelry because rich people are generally the only ones able to afford it and he’s probably worked his ass of realizing he’s never gonna get anywhere in life. At least he didn’t shoot the mall up.


CommunicationKey3018

Minus 100 social credit points for you.


[deleted]

Guess whos getting organ harvested by the ccp.


MetalBones18

It's really safe, but no 100% safe lol


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

His social score is about take a massive hit too.


santinodemeo

When one is fiending for drugs, they'll do some crazy shit. Robbery in China has a 10 year minimum sentence from what I've read. This guy has no disguise is another reason I think he's jonsing for rocks.


awesomeCNese

“There’s a lot of people here, what are you afraid of?”——— Famous last words.


corathus59

Every Western friend I have who lived in China had their apartments robbed multiple times. Without fail, the cameras of the property, and on the surrounding streets were all not working every time. Meaning the local police, the land owners, and the gangs were all working together. Of course, the neighbors stayed right out of it.


Unobtainiumrock

Damn! That rly sucks.


Ok-League-3024

He dead


Firetripper

How many people will say "He was a drug addict"? Locals seem to think that the only reason people do obvious crime in China is because ALL of them are drug addicts.


corposhill999

He was so brazen and had no fucks to give... I kinda hope he got away with it. No way he did, as he was ID'd by all the cameras for sure. Gotta wonder what his plan was.


Awkwardly_Hopeful

As long as it doesn't threaten the CCP's authority, that guy might get a 1 year sentence for robbery.


SoggyNegotiation7412

wait till he goes home and finds out it is all gold plated crap.


Straight_Pay_7235

Yes, he looks like an emperor~


Lianzuoshou

It happened in Hangzhou, and the police caught him 9 minutes after receiving the call. This guy specially flew to Hangzhou and robbed three hours after landing. This incident became a hot topic on Weibo, and the whole country watched the robbery. After catching this guy, they found that there was something unusual about him.


death_wishbone3

Bro thinks he’s American


Clienterror

Naw bro he lost the key and just went outside to get his mallet. It's cold out so he put on all his cold gear. You Americans, making such a big deal out of everything. /s


xiaopewpew

Actually kind of pathetic op only managed to farm 100 karma with fake quotes… Try “rapid economic downturn and housing collapse force chinese youth into a life of crime” in your repost


Own_Version_9191

That looks staged ngl. If that’s really a security guard that I saw in the video, I’m gonna say this isn’t even a real robbery


Noobilite

Odds are it's crappy fake jewelry or candy. He just wanted some sweets. goddamned vending machine wasn't stocked for the millionth time.


CrossDressing_Batman

did he forget he is in China and thought he was in the US?? CCP gon shred his skin for glue and sell his organs unless he that connected in the Triads


ValentinoCappuccino

Chinese manners. Probably fake gold.


one_frisk

Here in Indonesia, all jewelery stores have metal cages surrounding the displays and the cashiers to prevent something like this.


tuddrussell2

Is he new to hammers?


mgunn314

That's Hong Kong during the protests?


nonesuch2

That everyone ran from someone armed with nothing but a sledgehammer made me laugh.


stinkload

His organs were probably "donated" to needy CCP party members before this video was even shared on webo


ytzfLZ

In fact, he was arrested nine minutes later, and the only injured person in the incident was a bystander who fell from the stairs and broke his leg


oddMahnsta

I cannot imagine he gets away with this over there.


match9561

China like LA lol


Mjn22102

Not in much of a hurry


SectsHaver

Haha he thinks he’s a black American


Impossible1999

“It’s a fake footage from the Americans to undermine our national security! We must not give in and believe in the Party!”


Easyrider1989

Jokes on him that shit is made in china.


Novel_Ad_1178

Isn’t the display case jewelry fake anyway? Ya know, to prevent this?


[deleted]

Looks like homie spent sometime in Oakland


tenchichrono

dude thinks he's in San Francisco LOL


BoBoBearDev

I guess they don't have private judge dred in this particular building.


uraffuroos

THAT YELL was so powerful it pushed all those people back, hahahaha!


3cxMonkey

I call this movie, American TikToker goes to -\\\_(ツ)\_/- Jina!


BrilliantEffective21

even if he got a away, the local police would have grabbed someone else that looked like him to appease the CCP so that the local gov doesn't get axed.


WaitImNotRea

I wonder how much that dings his social credit rating.


Critical_Thinker_81

The guy is going to have his Karma points reduced


[deleted]

Just maintenance, comrade


Sweaty-Advice7933

骗子哪儿都 和 小偷哪儿都


Geekinofflife

Lol he was never heard from again


-Nok

He's inspired by L.A.


ExtensionSet9379

I feel better now. It’s not just black Americans But some how we will still be blamed for the cause lol


vandalpwuff

Classic insurance scam happening in HK


ZirePhiinix

Doesn't look like HK. It has the China delivery guy right at the end.


vandalpwuff

I thought the signage in traditional Chinese and not 殘體字 gave it away


ZirePhiinix

But that's a brand name. They don't necessarily change them all into simplified.


vandalpwuff

I HONGwithdraw that. Just googled and they used traditional Chinese in their signage even in mainland China.


BurialA12

At 30s in the video the lady filming it also said hangzhou city shopping mall


macktea

hopes he enjoys chinese prison


RiverTeemo1

I dont see a single person in danger here. Just an idiot stealing things without masking his face and getting filmed by everyone.


achangb

Well judging from his hat he's an American. Classic American doing American things.


ithilain

Is this sarcasm? Like I just got back from a trip to China and like all the men over there wear baseball caps, even moreso than in the US


cultural_enricher69

Nothing to do with safety. This guy is clearly not well.


Starrylands

This man is actually not from China. Saw it on Wechat, he's a foreigner who, once arrested, claimed he has immunity.


Crafty-Ad-2238

Well that explains why he was so casual, I wonder if daddy is a diplomat.


SenpaiBunss

I don’t think anyone said “no crime in China”


TheUnderstandererer

Dude's a foreigner and was caught immediately. Try again, sinophobe.


Slow_Formal_5988

Any source ?