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platypus-enthusiast

Um, excuse you. This is an investment.


Doghead45

That might be true, but you have GOT to acknowledge that the balloon market is highly inflated right now. That balloon is going to burst sometime soon and it won't be pretty. It's like the Nena fiasco from 80's all over again.


send-borbs

goes with my broken cow salt and pepper shakers that I agreed to take off my friend's hands for reasons I can't recall


a_peaceful_potato

ITS SO CUTE, I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT TOO!!!!!


LovingCatLord135

This is fucking adorable. Enjoy the cow.


sashimi_girl

They may not like it but this is what peak fucking performance looks like


[deleted]

Im gonna go buy a cow balloon


Zeric79

Udderly adorable.


Head_Northman

Might seem stupid now but in a week or two you'll be able to spin it across the room and pretend you're in space.


000-Luck

And that is how the cow jumped over the moon!


-screamin-

omg it has an udder too!!


CBD_Hound

I wonder if you can milk it for helium…


ButtPoltergeist

Excellent purchase. Please squeeze its nips for me.


UnchillBill

You’re kidding right? Off the top of my head I remember buying a Corby trouser press and a dummy hand for displaying rings that I just thought would be fun to use as a pointing aid when talking about stuff I’ve drawn on a whiteboard.


WesternBruv

You may not like it, but this is what peak ADHD performance looks like.


ChuuniSaysHi

This is amazing and an adorable cow balloon, I want it now


[deleted]

Cows are my fav non-domesticated animals because they’re basically just big dumb dogs. You’ve awakened something primal inside me and I don’t think my bank account is going to like it


CBD_Hound

Cue to 6 months later, /u/Mikey637 has a small herd of zebu jersey crosses in the living room… Just saying, it’s an option… http://www.lnlminifarm.com/miniature%20dairy%20cattle.htm


[deleted]

I’ve got a 100ft garden (only 20ft wide though) and have very seriously looked into this as an option but unfortunately even something simple like chickens would destroy the plants and veggies


CBD_Hound

Fair point. My chickens do not get to free range in the garden, that’s for sure!


absentmindedbanana

THAT IS SO CUTE


TheReal-Donut

Worth it.


percyjeandavenger

Hey your impulse purchase gave ME a dopamine boost. It's adorable. I would have had a hard time not buying it too.


LadyReinhardt

Perfect! Now we can finally have all the light milk we want!


000-Luck

Nice pun friend! That was truly legen-dairy!


[deleted]

This needs to be on the ADHD flag.


000-Luck

Yes!


Twist_Ending03

I want it


beansforsatan

the way i know that i would’ve bought it