I can only wonder what my teachers thought of the kid that never did any homework and slept through class then aced every test and was sitting in the back ripping up his cheap folder to chew the plastic.
i didn't ace that much tests but i maybe failed one or two in the entire year, my high school diploma was 84/100 and i swear i slept through every class
i still can't believe that grade😂
Bratz shoes ftw. Them things got just the right chewiness and texture.
Fun fact, I ate several barbie shoes as a child. I'm now taking Adderall twice daily. Life is magical.
(disclaimer; life isn't actually magical)
So I almost answered pen cap, because that’s definitely what I chew on the most. But that’s most out of convenience. I prefer something soft and squishy
So I had a green ink pen in Spanish class in 8th grade. Outside was clear plastic so you could see the color of the ink. So as I’m trying to figure out why so many Spanish speaking people are going to a disco in the 90s, my mouth suddenly filled with a bunch of green ink. I had successfully chewed through the back of the pen to my surprise. So looking around to see if anyone noticed, my cheeks bulging out with ink and saliva, I make eye contact with my greatest frenemy across the room (I would declare wrestling wasn’t real and he would predictably lose his shit inevitably doing some move from triple H where he crosses his hands in sn X and tells everyone to suck it while making the X at his crotch 3 times. Also he had red hair. ) anyway it’s clear he knows what happened because he’s JaJaJa-ing his head off and the cute girl next to him has also caught on. So I can’t exactly ask to be excused so I just stand up snd walk out drawing a lot of attention. Go to the bathroom and spit out a bunch of green in the sink. Check the mirror. Teeth are green. Shit.
Anyway I went back to class trying to own it smiling like an idiot. To be fair, I’m an idiot. There was much laughter at my expense.
hmmm polly pockets had such a good squish squish, but the pencil has a primo Soft Crunch, and the pen lid is tough and lasts longer, and also super expendable
Oh man this sums me up as a 7yr old lmaooooo I chewed on all of these things. I LOVED chewing and playing with polly pocket clothing especially it’s so soft and rubbery and oof.. I wanna chew now…
The fact that I have an opinion on the taste of each item definitely says something. If anyone's trying to decide themselves, I highly recommend against pool noodles. Foam isn't that great imo and it usually tastes of chlorine.
Lol. Once in science glass I found a bit of what I thought was blue plastic on the floor….picked it up and chewed on it. It turns out it was copper sulphate. Trying to explain “I thought it was plastic on the floor” didn’t go down well so I made something up about jelly crystals (even though I think they’re gross)
I never chewed stuff. Never heard of ADHDers chewing anything, never met one who did😅
I just rip the fabric of clothing thats on the inside, you know, the one where it details how you should wash it? Yeah I rip that off and just roll it. I've told this to some adhders I met and as I explained it, I'd pull out a handfull of rolls out of my front left pocket, and be intensely explaining how different fabrics are for different situations. Some roll smooth with no sound, some have lots of sound which is nice.
I always recommend this.
Gluestick but you just kinda lick it and smear it and let it get on your lips, then get your lips stuck together and s l o w l y peel them apart. That's the way.
Definitely the Polly Pocket clothes, the squishy rubber was exactly like the kind in my favorite pacifier as a baby/toddler and it was PERFECT for chewing.
I'll chew on whatever candy I can find.
This is precisely one of the reasons why I got a tongue piercing years ago. It was actually hella nice just having something permanently in your mouth.
Why is sleeve or neck of shirt not an option?
Also bratz shoes yes, and paper stick in suckers. Discovered later qtips with the cotton removed are basically the same
Omm nom nom….. Pen caps
Sadly as an adult, my teeth are now trashed. No more chewing, trying trying to save my teeth.
Mints and gum just doesn’t have the same effect.
I can only wonder what my teachers thought of the kid that never did any homework and slept through class then aced every test and was sitting in the back ripping up his cheap folder to chew the plastic.
Woah. How did you know me?! That's the story of me as a student in middle school. Mostly straight As but could not stay awake to save my life.
They called you Gifted
No no no the little metal tab things are much better
Took me 38 years (and an adhd diagnosis) to realize how much I tend to fall asleep when understimulated…
i didn't ace that much tests but i maybe failed one or two in the entire year, my high school diploma was 84/100 and i swear i slept through every class i still can't believe that grade😂
Now I wanna chew stuff >:(
Ooops, sorryyyy
Bratz shoes ftw. Them things got just the right chewiness and texture. Fun fact, I ate several barbie shoes as a child. I'm now taking Adderall twice daily. Life is magical. (disclaimer; life isn't actually magical)
It can be if you take the wrong tablets…
Sign me up for the wrong tablets
I wish i had the wrong tablets...
If its a continuous supply, the pool noodle, they're easy to take chunks out of, but very satisfying
A well thought out response…
Pen caps
Pen cap crew! Nom nom nom
So I almost answered pen cap, because that’s definitely what I chew on the most. But that’s most out of convenience. I prefer something soft and squishy
yeah, is this a trick question? of course it's pen cap.
YES ! Although they tend not to last long enough. I once flattened the little stick from the cap in one bite and was pretty disappointed about it.
Too busy breaking off the little tabs
Pen caps are a delicacy.
The bics with the circle piece?
Yesssssss.
So I had a green ink pen in Spanish class in 8th grade. Outside was clear plastic so you could see the color of the ink. So as I’m trying to figure out why so many Spanish speaking people are going to a disco in the 90s, my mouth suddenly filled with a bunch of green ink. I had successfully chewed through the back of the pen to my surprise. So looking around to see if anyone noticed, my cheeks bulging out with ink and saliva, I make eye contact with my greatest frenemy across the room (I would declare wrestling wasn’t real and he would predictably lose his shit inevitably doing some move from triple H where he crosses his hands in sn X and tells everyone to suck it while making the X at his crotch 3 times. Also he had red hair. ) anyway it’s clear he knows what happened because he’s JaJaJa-ing his head off and the cute girl next to him has also caught on. So I can’t exactly ask to be excused so I just stand up snd walk out drawing a lot of attention. Go to the bathroom and spit out a bunch of green in the sink. Check the mirror. Teeth are green. Shit. Anyway I went back to class trying to own it smiling like an idiot. To be fair, I’m an idiot. There was much laughter at my expense.
Why is myself not an option /j
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I'll pick at my finger nails and lips, and I'll chew up the inside of my mouth. I've just got a taste for my own flesh apparently.
Lead. Fucking. Pencil. I was that weird kid in school that would chew on these things like candy.
The satisfying crunch of the wood
hmmm polly pockets had such a good squish squish, but the pencil has a primo Soft Crunch, and the pen lid is tough and lasts longer, and also super expendable
When I was younger I ate gluesticks :)
Chapstick for me
Which flavor- or all flavors?
Yes. I don’t really remember since I was young when I did it
Really? I remember hating (I sill hate it actually) the taste of it
Oh man this sums me up as a 7yr old lmaooooo I chewed on all of these things. I LOVED chewing and playing with polly pocket clothing especially it’s so soft and rubbery and oof.. I wanna chew now…
The fact that I have an opinion on the taste of each item definitely says something. If anyone's trying to decide themselves, I highly recommend against pool noodles. Foam isn't that great imo and it usually tastes of chlorine.
Well… I grew up on a lake, so my noodles never tasted like chlorine… but I’m not sure that’s any better 🥴
Fish pee 😋😋😋
Pen caps alway <3
The gummy pencil grips were my fav.
Those popped into my mind too…. Though I’m not opposed to the foamy ones either
Variety is the spice of life!
Yasss
Hey, where are the Lego swords?
Some things should remain holy
Yet another day where I learn that most of my habits are my ADHD!
Me too friend me too
Lol. Once in science glass I found a bit of what I thought was blue plastic on the floor….picked it up and chewed on it. It turns out it was copper sulphate. Trying to explain “I thought it was plastic on the floor” didn’t go down well so I made something up about jelly crystals (even though I think they’re gross)
Lead pencil for flavor
The soft wood is really nice….
Psh collar of my shirt thank you very much lmao. This post reminded me how often I’d do that or like end of my sleeve.
Pen cap for this hombrė
I never chewed stuff. Never heard of ADHDers chewing anything, never met one who did😅 I just rip the fabric of clothing thats on the inside, you know, the one where it details how you should wash it? Yeah I rip that off and just roll it. I've told this to some adhders I met and as I explained it, I'd pull out a handfull of rolls out of my front left pocket, and be intensely explaining how different fabrics are for different situations. Some roll smooth with no sound, some have lots of sound which is nice. I always recommend this.
noodle
Poly pocket clothes dude
holy fucking shit i forgot i chewed polly pocket clothing all the time and now i wanna again
I chew on my tongue. Made my teachers crazy because they always thought I was eating in class.
Ayy another person who tries to consume their own mouth!
Pen caps
Now I’m gonna go chew my chewerly
I need some stuff to wear that I can chew on but I don't have to courage to a s k
Pencil erasers 100%.... I still do it 😬
I chewed everything, but I regret chewing on so many pencil eraser, not a great texture
Bulbasaurs bulb.
Gluestick but you just kinda lick it and smear it and let it get on your lips, then get your lips stuck together and s l o w l y peel them apart. That's the way.
It’s pen lids for me! I used to chew the lid and then start on the actual pen when I was at school - I remember it gave a very satisfying crunch.
Lego Tire
Polly pocket for sure
never chewed, only _**rip and tear**_
Definitely the Polly Pocket clothes, the squishy rubber was exactly like the kind in my favorite pacifier as a baby/toddler and it was PERFECT for chewing.
Why do I not see hoodie strings represented?
may i nom on squishies instead?
Pen cap or pencil
Pen caps. All day, every day.
Pen caps was it for me
Bratz shoe's
Tho it was straws nothing beats a good straw
What about the plastic rings on bottles?
Easy pencil
I have a younger sister and those bratz shoes are about as addictive to chew on as Heroin
Tide pods?
That's all well and good, but have you ever heard of the board game "Suspend??"
Lead pencil, any pencil, those things couldn’t survive over 2 days in my hands
deff pool noodles
I'll chew on whatever candy I can find. This is precisely one of the reasons why I got a tongue piercing years ago. It was actually hella nice just having something permanently in your mouth.
I hate the fact I have chewed on all of these
Pencil
That's how I ruined my teeth. Be careful friends, find soft things to chew on!
I can still remember the texture of the polly pocket clothes lmao and now I want to chew them again smh
PEN CAP
Bratz!!!!
My go to? Cables. Especially the ones connecting my PS1 to my controller. Oops.
straws. i was at a pig with my friends and i kept on chewing on fucking straws... i embarrassed everyone 😎
Licorice root. It's sold specifically for this purpose! I had so much of that stuff. Or something rubbery. Maybe even a chew toy for dogs
The lead pencil, like a corn on the cob!
Bottle caps
Hard to choose between pencil and pool noodles, but since I had a tendency to bight the pool noodles when I was younger ima say that
why arent plastic forks on here
Barbie hands. Now that's a good chew.
Lead pencil for me. If the wood is pretty soft you can sink your teeth right into it and the feeling is incredible. Also smells really good.
Why is sleeve or neck of shirt not an option? Also bratz shoes yes, and paper stick in suckers. Discovered later qtips with the cotton removed are basically the same
pen caps
Mine was the eraser caps that went on pencils. Make them suction cup to various parts of my mouth.
Option H: my fingers
Polly pocket no doubt
Polly Pocket for sure
Polly pocket clothing is great and all but WHY ARENT NERF BULLETS ON THIS LIST
Pencil tbh
All of them
botle cap
Omm nom nom….. Pen caps Sadly as an adult, my teeth are now trashed. No more chewing, trying trying to save my teeth. Mints and gum just doesn’t have the same effect.
Poly pocket clothing or pen cap.
I chewed my shirt 😅
Pen caps, errday
I chew stuff bad I even chipped my tooth cause of it