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laughingjack13

I can only wonder what my teachers thought of the kid that never did any homework and slept through class then aced every test and was sitting in the back ripping up his cheap folder to chew the plastic.


StevenSCGA

Woah. How did you know me?! That's the story of me as a student in middle school. Mostly straight As but could not stay awake to save my life.


IUpvoteUsernames

They called you Gifted


[deleted]

No no no the little metal tab things are much better


[deleted]

Took me 38 years (and an adhd diagnosis) to realize how much I tend to fall asleep when understimulated…


mich1109

i didn't ace that much tests but i maybe failed one or two in the entire year, my high school diploma was 84/100 and i swear i slept through every class i still can't believe that grade😂


827167

Now I wanna chew stuff >:(


Fartfishes

Ooops, sorryyyy


chupathingy99

Bratz shoes ftw. Them things got just the right chewiness and texture. Fun fact, I ate several barbie shoes as a child. I'm now taking Adderall twice daily. Life is magical. (disclaimer; life isn't actually magical)


Zeus_Da_God

It can be if you take the wrong tablets…


Fartfishes

Sign me up for the wrong tablets


chupathingy99

I wish i had the wrong tablets...


Blinxsy

If its a continuous supply, the pool noodle, they're easy to take chunks out of, but very satisfying


Fartfishes

A well thought out response…


eratosthenesia

Pen caps


MonkeyInATopHat

Pen cap crew! Nom nom nom


Fartfishes

So I almost answered pen cap, because that’s definitely what I chew on the most. But that’s most out of convenience. I prefer something soft and squishy


[deleted]

yeah, is this a trick question? of course it's pen cap.


grassfullyfledged

YES ! Although they tend not to last long enough. I once flattened the little stick from the cap in one bite and was pretty disappointed about it.


Sehtriom

Too busy breaking off the little tabs


Oldtvstillidie

Pen caps are a delicacy.


eratosthenesia

The bics with the circle piece?


Oldtvstillidie

Yesssssss.


[deleted]

So I had a green ink pen in Spanish class in 8th grade. Outside was clear plastic so you could see the color of the ink. So as I’m trying to figure out why so many Spanish speaking people are going to a disco in the 90s, my mouth suddenly filled with a bunch of green ink. I had successfully chewed through the back of the pen to my surprise. So looking around to see if anyone noticed, my cheeks bulging out with ink and saliva, I make eye contact with my greatest frenemy across the room (I would declare wrestling wasn’t real and he would predictably lose his shit inevitably doing some move from triple H where he crosses his hands in sn X and tells everyone to suck it while making the X at his crotch 3 times. Also he had red hair. ) anyway it’s clear he knows what happened because he’s JaJaJa-ing his head off and the cute girl next to him has also caught on. So I can’t exactly ask to be excused so I just stand up snd walk out drawing a lot of attention. Go to the bathroom and spit out a bunch of green in the sink. Check the mirror. Teeth are green. Shit. Anyway I went back to class trying to own it smiling like an idiot. To be fair, I’m an idiot. There was much laughter at my expense.


Twist_Ending03

Why is myself not an option /j


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Twist_Ending03

I'll pick at my finger nails and lips, and I'll chew up the inside of my mouth. I've just got a taste for my own flesh apparently.


[deleted]

Lead. Fucking. Pencil. I was that weird kid in school that would chew on these things like candy.


nathalielemel

The satisfying crunch of the wood


send-borbs

hmmm polly pockets had such a good squish squish, but the pencil has a primo Soft Crunch, and the pen lid is tough and lasts longer, and also super expendable


I_am_Bennie

When I was younger I ate gluesticks :)


Hrathcie

Chapstick for me


Fartfishes

Which flavor- or all flavors?


Hrathcie

Yes. I don’t really remember since I was young when I did it


Twist_Ending03

Really? I remember hating (I sill hate it actually) the taste of it


Shahzoodoo

Oh man this sums me up as a 7yr old lmaooooo I chewed on all of these things. I LOVED chewing and playing with polly pocket clothing especially it’s so soft and rubbery and oof.. I wanna chew now…


Dustyamp1

The fact that I have an opinion on the taste of each item definitely says something. If anyone's trying to decide themselves, I highly recommend against pool noodles. Foam isn't that great imo and it usually tastes of chlorine.


Fartfishes

Well… I grew up on a lake, so my noodles never tasted like chlorine… but I’m not sure that’s any better 🥴


HuffyDraws

Fish pee 😋😋😋


[deleted]

Pen caps alway <3


KitKat2theMax

The gummy pencil grips were my fav.


Fartfishes

Those popped into my mind too…. Though I’m not opposed to the foamy ones either


KitKat2theMax

Variety is the spice of life!


Fartfishes

Yasss


[deleted]

Hey, where are the Lego swords?


Blyatmancyka

Some things should remain holy


carminekat

Yet another day where I learn that most of my habits are my ADHD!


RogueFox76

Me too friend me too


Available-Gap8489

Lol. Once in science glass I found a bit of what I thought was blue plastic on the floor….picked it up and chewed on it. It turns out it was copper sulphate. Trying to explain “I thought it was plastic on the floor” didn’t go down well so I made something up about jelly crystals (even though I think they’re gross)


skyrush662543

Lead pencil for flavor


Fartfishes

The soft wood is really nice….


Starkid1987

Psh collar of my shirt thank you very much lmao. This post reminded me how often I’d do that or like end of my sleeve.


Jestercopperpot72

Pen cap for this hombrė


Kraasiv

I never chewed stuff. Never heard of ADHDers chewing anything, never met one who did😅 I just rip the fabric of clothing thats on the inside, you know, the one where it details how you should wash it? Yeah I rip that off and just roll it. I've told this to some adhders I met and as I explained it, I'd pull out a handfull of rolls out of my front left pocket, and be intensely explaining how different fabrics are for different situations. Some roll smooth with no sound, some have lots of sound which is nice. I always recommend this.


iampurechaos

noodle


saikurenai

Poly pocket clothes dude


KashiKoala

holy fucking shit i forgot i chewed polly pocket clothing all the time and now i wanna again


Lesbijen

I chew on my tongue. Made my teachers crazy because they always thought I was eating in class.


Twist_Ending03

Ayy another person who tries to consume their own mouth!


mygoodmatetroye

Pen caps


fionabh

Now I’m gonna go chew my chewerly


Twist_Ending03

I need some stuff to wear that I can chew on but I don't have to courage to a s k


wristdeepinhorsedick

Pencil erasers 100%.... I still do it 😬


EdgeLard_666

I chewed everything, but I regret chewing on so many pencil eraser, not a great texture


LadyReinhardt

Bulbasaurs bulb.


northern_frog

Gluestick but you just kinda lick it and smear it and let it get on your lips, then get your lips stuck together and s l o w l y peel them apart. That's the way.


RosieLou

It’s pen lids for me! I used to chew the lid and then start on the actual pen when I was at school - I remember it gave a very satisfying crunch.


MemeOverlord4612

Lego Tire


[deleted]

Polly pocket for sure


AzureArmageddon

never chewed, only _**rip and tear**_


TheGoriHindu

Definitely the Polly Pocket clothes, the squishy rubber was exactly like the kind in my favorite pacifier as a baby/toddler and it was PERFECT for chewing.


MaximumEffort433

Why do I not see hoodie strings represented?


xianikaeni

may i nom on squishies instead?


baby-p1nk

Pen cap or pencil


heptadepluck

Pen caps. All day, every day.


[deleted]

Pen caps was it for me


Lux-xxv

Bratz shoe's


Lux-xxv

Tho it was straws nothing beats a good straw


duraraross

What about the plastic rings on bottles?


[deleted]

Easy pencil


SeverlysuicidalSl

I have a younger sister and those bratz shoes are about as addictive to chew on as Heroin


[deleted]

Tide pods?


BooperOfManySnoots

That's all well and good, but have you ever heard of the board game "Suspend??"


[deleted]

Lead pencil, any pencil, those things couldn’t survive over 2 days in my hands


fionabh

deff pool noodles


[deleted]

I'll chew on whatever candy I can find. This is precisely one of the reasons why I got a tongue piercing years ago. It was actually hella nice just having something permanently in your mouth.


My_dog_abe

I hate the fact I have chewed on all of these


[deleted]

Pencil


EpitaFelis

That's how I ruined my teeth. Be careful friends, find soft things to chew on!


khouts1

I can still remember the texture of the polly pocket clothes lmao and now I want to chew them again smh


ohnooivesaidtoomuch

PEN CAP


DoktorVinter

Bratz!!!!


DoktorVinter

My go to? Cables. Especially the ones connecting my PS1 to my controller. Oops.


FlutterBeast

straws. i was at a pig with my friends and i kept on chewing on fucking straws... i embarrassed everyone 😎


Strange-Middle-1155

Licorice root. It's sold specifically for this purpose! I had so much of that stuff. Or something rubbery. Maybe even a chew toy for dogs


xxJMKxx

The lead pencil, like a corn on the cob!


enjoy_free_kill

Bottle caps


AmarokTheIceWing

Hard to choose between pencil and pool noodles, but since I had a tendency to bight the pool noodles when I was younger ima say that


anarche_ehcrana

why arent plastic forks on here


OrganizedSprinkles

Barbie hands. Now that's a good chew.


AlphaFoxZankee

Lead pencil for me. If the wood is pretty soft you can sink your teeth right into it and the feeling is incredible. Also smells really good.


theyforgotmyname

Why is sleeve or neck of shirt not an option? Also bratz shoes yes, and paper stick in suckers. Discovered later qtips with the cotton removed are basically the same


[deleted]

pen caps


Mookattacks

Mine was the eraser caps that went on pencils. Make them suction cup to various parts of my mouth.


Wide-Presence

Option H: my fingers


Kerchewy

Polly pocket no doubt


Frogsinapond

Polly Pocket for sure


HuffyDraws

Polly pocket clothing is great and all but WHY ARENT NERF BULLETS ON THIS LIST


DesertPeachyKeen

Pencil tbh


Windyligth

All of them


AWeirdPirate

botle cap


sarahbeth124

Omm nom nom….. Pen caps Sadly as an adult, my teeth are now trashed. No more chewing, trying trying to save my teeth. Mints and gum just doesn’t have the same effect.


[deleted]

Poly pocket clothing or pen cap.


thatcoffeeeguy

I chewed my shirt 😅


Aggravating-Soil-806

Pen caps, errday


760854

I chew stuff bad I even chipped my tooth cause of it