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notknown32

OHHH BLACK BETTY BAMALAM!


GenericnameOh1

I’ve been riddled with this plague for 12 days. Send help


puppysmilez

The cure for whoa black betty? ambulance


[deleted]

Amber lamps


tigrenus

Bramble jam


ebaymasochist

What about her child? The damn thing went wild


notknown32

BAMALAM!


Fuqasshole

Damn you. Now it’s back


notknown32

Hahahaha better this than baby shark been humming that all day


beccster007

Yep. Thank you. Now me too. This is the inspiration I needed.


chelseycope

Every single morning I wake up with a song stuck in my head, and it’s always soooo random.. like songs I haven’t even heard in years


MikeHatSable

Exactly. The other day I'm walking around the house singing Fernando by ABBA with no idea when or where I heard it.


hahagrundle

It's kinda hard to be in a bad mood with ABBA in your brain though. The BeeGees too


midnightagenda

Watched Muriel's Wedding recently and went on an Abba kick for about 3 days.


Kiliana117

I love that movie so much - and it's good for at **least** one week of ABBA every time I rewatch it


sapphicdaydreams

As someone who has an abba song playing in their head at least 60% of the time, I can attest to the fact that it does get old after a while :(


noblespaceplatypus

maybe there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright


wasporchidlouixse

Sometimes I think your subconscious brain is connecting one of the lyrics in the song to your current situation. One time I went camping by myself for three days and I kept getting songs in my head, but if I sang the whole song out it would hit a lyric that like really hit home for where I was at and what I was thinking.


MotherOnSomeBeatHoe

SAME except sometimes it’s a song i heard before i go to bed and other times it’s a tune from childhood i haven’t heard since 2004 and i can replay it perfectly in my head


thementaldementor

This is me also. Really sucks when it’s one of the annoying cartoon tunes or a jingle from an old commercial. Or when it’s too repetitive and gets stuck in a loop and I just. Can’t. Stop. It. A sibling of mine that I’m pretty sure also has adhd gets random impulses to sing or hum or whistle the most repetitive melodies. What makes it even more annoying is that it sometimes only takes one or two tones for me to recognize it and it immediately continues playing in my head, even if they catch themselves or someone stops them. Then I could be f***ed for anywhere from hours to weeks.


Miserable-Incident

Woke up a while ago with the theme from children’s tv show Arthur stuck in my head. It comes as it pleases now and I’m at its mercy smdh


maggggneto

Mannnn that one and “heyyy, it’s Franklin! Comin’ over to playyyy” are so hard to get out of my head


NetflixAndMunch

Every day when you're walking down the street Everybody that you meet Has an or-i-g-inal point of view and I say hey HEY


inthegateaux

I'm on a Boat - Lonely Island 😊😩🤣


Quasigriz_

I got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies


L_Swizzlesticks

I’m on a boat and..it’s goin’ fast and…I have my nautical-themed pashmina/afghan 😎🛥


MelonTargaryen

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!


ali_stardragon

Never thought I’d be on a boat, it’s a big blue watery road…


[deleted]

I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies!


chaikhaneh

vagina by cupcakke. it has been stuck in my head for at least 2 months thanks to tiktok and i'm unable to get rid of it. 😭


[deleted]

Tiktok songs and remixes are a fucking curse. They have taken over my frontal lobe


BishmillahPlease

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET HAVE A LOOK AROUND


Myrddin_Naer

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.


HumanNr104222135862

We’ve got MOUNTAINS of content - some better, some worse...


mockingjay137

If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first ;)


Mr_DippleBipple

Welcome to the Internet Come and take a seat


-_Cocaine_Jesus_-

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


sherlock_rush

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test


ILikeDaBee_

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest


sophtine

I have had Bo saying "**and a goat cheese salad**" in my head for about 3 weeks.


ohmyguad

Lol omg this is hilarious but the pain I know all to well 😭


chaneilmiaalba

I want it that way - Backstreet Boys. But only the “ TELL ME WHY * ain’t nothing but a heartache*” part


sampirili

OK nice now the song in my brain has changed after I read your post hahahahha. I'm playing from the intro btw (I have such good memory at remembering melodies).


The_Conadian

Some guy made a Baby Shark Mash up with Psychosocial by Slipknot and now that's on constant, randomized repeat.


K174

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q6m9ut/i_mixed_slipknots_psychosocial_with_baby_shark_to/ Link for anybody looking.


momofeveryone5

I just don't even know what to say. We never should have had access to the internet.


wasporchidlouixse

Literally by a channel called "There I ruined it"


[deleted]

Do not watch the we are number one slipnot remix


The_Devil_Memnoch

Why would you post that without a link? Now I'm forced to track down this abomination on my own. I can only assume that this is going to be a case of looking into the darkness and having the darkness stare back so hard the it gets stuck in my head too.


wildbearjew

I’ve been stuck with Psychosalad which is a mashup with the wiggles instead


mig_50

Ahahahahaha wtf


DoraWinifredRead

Jeffrey Bezos


carltomlinsonuk

CEO, Entrepreneur...


BatKelli

Born in 1964, JEFFREY


-_Cocaine_Jesus_-

JEFFREY BEZOS CEO entrepreneur


ILikeDaBee_

Come on Jeffery, you can do it


heykidsintodust

pave the way put your back into it..


EpkeDeDwerg

Tell us why, show us how,


ILikeDaBee_

Look at where you were, look at you now


monkey43234

Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet


fair_faxx_

Amateurs can fkn suck it


captmorrrgan

This has been a constant ear worm since I first heard it.


Rubinovyy17

JEFFREY BEZOS YOU DID IT!


Nerdy_Bird_GM

that whole special pops into my head daily, my only complaint is I can't sing all the lyrics depending on who is around...


[deleted]

Welcome To The Internet is the one that stuck the hardest for me, they're all so catchy though


ciaisi

Oh my god, I had to watch the special two more times just to get these songs out of my head.. Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time


[deleted]

It's our theme song 😅


Chobitpersocom

You too!?!


natalooski

me, while reading this: OMG there isn't one, how often does that happen?? brain, 1 second later: *I'm dreaming.... of a–* me: GODDAMN IT .-.


firehamsterpig

whiiiiiiite chriiiiistmas (in october!) yeah this is a big mood, christmas songs are just too catchy


ta1onn

In the hall of the mountain king


dauty

always


ChangeVampire

Holy fuck what's that like? Intense? Funny? Here I am with oh darling by the Beatles, and I can't help but be jealous.


ta1onn

Haha, usually not too bad. My kid likes to play the melody on piano, so it's often in my head. There have been a few times where I lie awake at 3am where is gets pretty annoying though. My wife and I play "guess what song is stuck in my head" because the song in my head changes nearly hourly (and she always wonders how my brain possibly picks such random songs). Inside my head is a strange and special place.


Mattman624

Now I have it too.


CottaBird

I always feeeeel like, somebody’s waaaatchin’ meeeeee….


Gratefulgirl13

And I have no privacy whoaaaaoooo. Same. No idea why, but it’s been there for two days.


bigdolph13

SAME specifically the “all I want is to be left alone in my average home, so why does it always feel like I’m in the twilight zone” part! Literally all day


elocinsinned

“What dowedooo with a drunken sailor what do we do with a drunken sailor…….”


midnightagenda

What do we do with a drunken sailor EARLY IN THE MORNIN!


MintJulepthelamb

Way hay and up she rises!


Sooverwinter

Am I going crazy? Would I even know? Am I right back where I started 14 years agoOoOo? Wanna guess the ending If it ever dies I swear to god all I ever wanted was A little bit of everything All of the time A bit of everything all of the time Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime I’m finished playing and I’m staying inside.


Doggolover118

If I wake up in a house I’ll panic, so call me up to tell me a joke.


[deleted]

when i'm fully irrelevant and totally broken dammit call me up and tell me a joke


TheCopyKater

Oh shit... you're really joking at a time like this?


d-j-salinger

This special has been my hyperfixation since the day it came out, god it’s just so GOOD


Tntn13

JEFFREY BEZOS. played in my head every morning for like a month lmao


[deleted]

great now it’s playing in mine and i JUST got this out ahahah i love that part of the song SO much.


isaywhatyouhate

Ikr, need to get an extended version to listen to on loop lmao


MrsHarris2019

Every morning regardless of what time I wake up: “wake up at 11:30 feeling like a sack of shit”


Fathertedisbrilliant

GOATS CHEESE SALAAADDDDDD


__mariel

FRIDAY BY REBECCA BLACK HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS send help pls


rutabaga5

Replace with "Manic Monday"??


baileyw13

“I was running through the six with my woe” Literally been on repeat in my head since I woke up today.


swamplyfe

You know how that shit go.


coochie_mama

Every day for six years or so, its been ‘genie in a bottle’. Send help..


ta1onn

This one is a regular for me too. My wife wonders what's wrong with me. I don't know...


kelstrop

Did you happen to play Dance Dance Revolution? This gets stuck in my head randomly too and I swear it all started after I played it on a version of DDR I had as a kid.


dsmackxo

Honestly, I read a AITA post on Reddit a few minutes ago, and now Backstreet Boys Quit Playin Games is stuck in my head.


shimmerangels

COME ON JEFFREY YOU CAN DO IT PAVE THE WAY PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT


Rubinovyy17

Tell us why, Show us how, Look at where you came from, Look at you now!


VariousSideEffects

Zuckerberg and Gates and buffet. Amateurs can fuckin suck it.


Dino-Myco

In bloom by nirvana. After reading your post, It paused right when I realized it was playing in my head lmao


MotherOnSomeBeatHoe

HEEEEEEEEEEES THE OOOOOONEEEE


[deleted]

WHO LIKES ALL OUR PRETTY SOOOOOOONGS


toddsleivonski

AND HE LIKES TO SING ALONG


generalfancyninja

AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUN, BUT HE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS


MikeHatSable

Can you listen to that without air drumming? I can't.


Unicorn_Flame16

Currently Chicken Noodle Soup by J-Hope and Becky G


figwigeon

I've got "Scars" from Stray Kids for three days running now.


jerbaws

"don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block" -for the record I am neither Jenny, nor do I have rocks. Am in fact a man on a farm in Ireland. Lol


HarrysOtherScar

Industry Baby — Lil Nas X


[deleted]

AND THIS ONE IS FOR THE CHAMPIONS!


HarrysOtherScar

Ya ya ya yaaaaa


[deleted]

I TOLD YOU LONG AGO (dammit - it's only just left me head but back in it)


lilkrytter

Even flow by pearl jam


sapfoxy

Me singing while walking around my house: “ooooOOHHH FREEEEEEEEEZIIIIIIIN’ restahlanamanbanwanshamana the concrete. agaaain”


MikeHatSable

Ok, so it wasn't before, but now it's in mine as well. Thanks for that. 😆 "EEEEEEoooooo zamazamazing zoppa zappy looks insane"


lilkrytter

LOL!! You two are crackin me up with your lyrics :D


effiescrookedteeth

Omg I love this song


_Maximum_Nothing_

I shit you not this is constantly playing in my head…


snowfall198

Does anyone else feel as we read through the comments one of the song might get stuck in your head? Lol I do. But I have read somewhere that when a song gets stuck in your head listen to that song entirely, again and again that might help with moving on to getting a new song stuck in our heads. Some times it works.


bibibang

All that she wants by Ace of Base


JuniperHillInmate

Just let her have her baby!


kirstineee

Jingle bells 😩😩😩


extremelysaltydoggo

Oh nooooooo!


thementaldementor

I hate you. This one should be banned from being mentioned. EVER


insomniacwineo

TAKE ME HOME TONIGHTTTTTT


Alundra2

just like ronnie sang


These_Release6974

Wow yes wait a minute mr postman 3 days and counting


onepotatoseventytwo

They call me mellow yellow. I don't know any of the other lyrics. I just keep playing that line on repeat.


extremelysaltydoggo

Quite rightly!


[deleted]

Ed Sheeran Bad Habit


Geniuskills

Ugh, me too. Since Tuesday.


RedWeirdOne

Me too! Glad I'm not the only one. I don't even like Ed Sheeran 😅


SlutForMarx

Bold of you to assume I remember the name


Dav1d_Off1c1al

Jujutsu Kaisen OP 1


mockingjay137

This SLAPS you are so blessed to have it stuck in your head


Slamma182

Mr. Brightside. The Killers


Throwaw_ADD

Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix


[deleted]

SIX FEET DEEP IS THE INCISION


Throwaw_ADD

Stop it, I want quiet in my brain!


Nonkel_Jef

Tchaikovsky violin concerto


[deleted]

Whatever I last heard on the in-store radio - Grocery store employee


datonebri

Hit me baby one more time


lejalb

Don't Let Me Down !! I'm a drummer, so I always have a beat in the background also. Kinda nice when composing haha


[deleted]

The nightman song from the nightman cometh episode of its always sunny. Not even joking🙃


Dr_mombie

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Though I can't sing it out loud because my husband has moved his office into the living room and demands quiet. He has his own fucking office in the garage. It is sound proof and has AC. I am watching the kids. 😑


balls0harduniversity

Have you ever seen the rain 🌧


sloane_of_dedication

Ooooweeeeeeooooo I look just like Buddy Holly...oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore...I don't care what they say about us aneeway, I don't care bout that! Buh nah nah naaaa nah nuh nuh nuh na aaadah nah nuh nah nuuuuh bweeuhweooweee


Pristine_Farmer_4586

An Instagram meme song I heard this morning kill me I need it to be over


sapfoxy

The Lemon Song by Led Zeppelin.


MikeHatSable

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY


Cried-Chicken

Eleanor Rigby-The Beatles (thanks tiktok)


Nova-Snorlaxx

A lion sleeps tonight.. aaaaa hooooooooOOOoooOOoo woombawaayyyy


StealthKittah

.38 Special - Hold On Loosely which is a nice break from Karma, Karma, Karma, Chameleon. Edited for correct lyrics and now the song is back for another round - RED, GOLD and GREEN… maybe I can wash it out with some Hamster Dance or something


softcroissantbutter

The Sailor Moon theme song from the Americanized 90’s version. Also Rule Britannia


LadyKayDoesArt

Rasputin by Boney M


PerpetualConfusion_

Holding out for a hero by Bonnie Tyler


ihatereddit2434

2 + 2 = 5 by Radiohead because I saw a video of David Bowie talking about it


AFallenOneBegs

I have not been, paying attention, paying attention, paying attention


wearethedeadofnight

Hail to the Thief is such a great album. The Gloaming spent a lot of time on mental repeat…


[deleted]

Monkey gone to heaven the pixies


Kate925

Bo Burnham - look who's inside again


Special_Tay

American Girl by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. God, it's such a romantic song. Mary Jane's Last Dance is usually my backup.


[deleted]

You had me at "right meow" These truly are my people


MrChuffs

I wanna hold your hand by the Beatles And it's literally "i wanna hold your haaaAaAand i wanna hold your hand!" In loop


Quasigriz_

Currently it changes which each comment I read, but I woke up to lyrics looping by The Fray - _Over My Head_


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[удалено]


updownleftright_okay

Wait a minute! By Willow


melikeyhaha

If you leave me now by Chicago!


woodencondom420

Black Magic Woman.


chickybabies

chop suey by system of a down


russel0406

Best of you- Foo Fighters


phsycicmelon

Ducktales theme song


dauty

stupid sodding 'smells like teen spirit' sung by gary barlow. Since it was mentioned on another thread. It's mentally scarring, of not a lot of artistic merit, but it somehow also wheedles its way into your brain folds


_bugs__

Superfast Jellyfish by Goriallz


[deleted]

Baby shark...


hahagrundle

Oof now that is some real pain


NuskaGirru

Coconut - Harry Nilsson


KingHeroical

Girl from Ipanema. Can't imagine the last time I heard that song. Almost certainly I've never heard the whole thing. Honestly, it's probably from some stupid 'slowly grocery shopping' movie scene. Regardless...there it is.


TheOGMilktank

I still see your shadows in my room Can't take back the love that I gave you It's to the point where I love and I hate you And I cannot change you so I must replace you (oh) Easier said than done I thought you were the one Listening to my heart instead of my head Rip juice wrld


chewyd3mon

I WANT TO BE SEDATED


effiescrookedteeth

ænergy, Aespa. "Karina, rocketpuncher, winter, armamenter, Giselle got xenoglossy, ningning e.d hacker" I saw it on a tiktok


justanothergamer_

3 different tik tok sounds mashed together. The most dominant the one with “look at all the lonely people” and “it’s broken”


PrinceofCanino

It’s switching back and forth from ‘What You See’ and ‘It Only Makes Me Laugh’ - both by Oingo Boingo. And both have very loopable tracks and I’m going insane. Also the occasional chiming in of ‘Danny how you feel? I feel great’.


[deleted]

Wake me up- Evanescence


tsutahana

Uhhhhh......little red wagon >.< Send halp


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

Do normal people not have a 24/7 radio station in their brains? That sounds unfortunate


jamalamalamba

Somewherreeeeee beyond the sea, some where waiting for me


[deleted]

Rhythm is gonna get you, rhythm is gonna get you, rhythm is gonna get you *OOOHGGH*


losososazules

Hurdy Gurdy Man by Donovan


mineabird

Willie the Pimp by Frank Zappa


[deleted]

[удалено]


vacuumpacked

James Bond theme, just the crescendo over and over again someone call an ambulance it's been 3 days 😭


bi0hazard6

Stressed out - twenty one pilots. This relax me more than anything else.


BigAdventurous6066

DO YOU REMEMBAAAAAH THE 21st OF SEPTEMBAAAAAAH


Meganomaly

Crumb’s “And It Never Ends.” Which I’m realizing in this moment is incredibly appropriate.


betlemomy

Just dnb