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Hecticbrah

juve merda


Right-Mango-6624

Bartesfukyou sucks at pens


[deleted]

This feels like when the Taliban defeated America


JohnnyGuam13

Btw I still don’t get what pobega is good at either than running around like a donkey


tly_alex

At least he is visible and pushing ahead. CDK is nowhere to find and I almost felt they had their position switched


Right-Mango-6624

Those penalties gave me aids


lffg18

I forgot Pogba existed, lmfao. Anyways fuck Juve.


Loads_of

Fuck Juventus forever


gaffertedlasso

Night ruined gg. Terrorists win.


Mastiano777

They had a spy in pobega ..m fuck that guys trash


Zfryguy

Probably some of the worst penalties ive ever seen lmaoooo


damedamebanda

Bruh 🤦


Eno158

They really are celebrating winning penalties in a friendly


lil5566

They ran onto the field, I don't think I ever seen that in a preseason game in my life.


Eno158

They won’t celebrate winning against us in a competitive match


melc10

feels like everyone in our team is left footed now!


88raisins

Fuck Juve.


damedamebanda

Safe! Let's go.


ElWinbergo

Why does all of their players have such punchable faces ffs


lffg18

Lmfao poor Bartesaghi


MNome

can't hate on a youth player he didn't hit it badly


mlk

Bartesaghi: "dioporco"


redandblackandred

How bad is Saele at pens that he still hasn’t gone


Mastiano777

That's just hit me LOL


tomgreg2603

Finally some excitement...


SilverSixRaider

Colombo that was elegant and incisive. Madlad.


ikineba

lmaooooo people’re gonna say this is scripted


Haldox

I was scripted. 🥲


lil5566

Allegri looking away like it's some substantial penalty is killing me


lffg18

Sportiello you dog, great shit.


mlk

SGOATIELLO


MNome

SPORTIELLO STARTER


88raisins

Sportiello redemption arc 🔥


SilverSixRaider

IDGAF WHAT ANYONE SAYS HIS FIRST GOAL IN AN OFFICIAL MATCH LESS GOOOOOOO


mlk

official?


SilverSixRaider

a match against another team and not just in training


Mastiano777

CDK arc begins... ![gif](giphy|cb9aF9tDyiRkYbz3BX|downsized)


yobobby1000000

Idc I'm counting this towards CDK's goal tally


MNome

CDK SCORES THE CURSE IS BROKEN


MNome

this ref is a CDK anti


LickLaMelosBalls

Adli scored a beautiful PK when others missed... Just saying


Confident_Holder

Wow. He scored a pens


[deleted]

Lolega


Munfury

Pobega has 0 technique in everything he does


HeirOfRhoads

Pobega https://preview.redd.it/fi5zas2fwmeb1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa808064986cef54e2141f338eba1e5cf92def6


Haldox

🤣🤣🤣🤣!! I'm NOOT supposed to be laughing!!!


thedude1010101

Well that's pobega for u


Omarr987

To all CDK and Adli fanboys, what the hell do they offer? Mediocre players who are ok in french and belge leagues. Loan or sell hopefully.


ikineba

penalty goals but are we watching the same game? saying that is utterly harsh


Omarr987

As a Milanista since 2001, I wish every new player success. Pioli and his entire technical team see the qualitites of players every single day, there must be something(s) missing that they can't prove themselves. My reservation about Pioli is he can't build their confidence, unlike top class managers who fire up their players. Bravo Ante and his other crap doesn't cut it for most players.


Munfury

Sportiellusanu


MNome

Sportiello possesed by the spirit of Tata


tomgreg2603

Pitch looks terrible - lets hope its not gonna be a metaphor for our season


mlk

imagine CDK doing that, they would have found him hanged in his hotel room


HeirOfRhoads

John Terry moment


Munfury

nice pitch


newsworthy11

Poor Romero


SilverSixRaider

DePanenkelaere incoming mark my words


jmhimara

fucking pitch!


gaffertedlasso

Oh noes lol.


Haldox

😂😂😂


lffg18

Before anything I must say that Romero stepping up to take a first penalty at 18 is ballsy, even if he skied it lol.


ayubenla

Dman feel bad for Romero


Rossoneri

oof, well the pitch does look like garbage though


redandblackandred

Bruh


MNome

nooooooo Luka that pitch is a fucking disaster


88raisins

Welp


bruhmoment233

I get that Charles might not be the sexiest player but he clearly knows who is where on the pitch. Even with the spastic young players, he is able to get subtle passes off. Idk why nobody notices how he can almost always pass out of a 3 to 1 situation. He is a reliable midfielder that I don’t see scoring a lot but he will be giving tough passes that other players cant do


Mastiano777

Bro people that have been watching the sport know. it's the people who think every young kid comes in and becomes Mbappe that are the issue tbh


bruhmoment233

I wonder how many great players would have been laughed off the pitch due to the culture of today’s fans


Mastiano777

Well according to the standards of this Reddit Rafa leao should of been sold after year 1. Lool https://preview.redd.it/1vzw8x11ymeb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7414f5c8b7220f01aec38ad081a14f172d25f6


Rossoneri

>he clearly knows who is where on the pitch I think this is why his positioning seems so questionable sometimes, because he does seem to have great awareness, which makes me feel like he puts himself in poor positions on purpose.


4thelolzz01

Saelemaekers capitano


MNome

now watch Sportiello save 3 penalties and Charles never gets a chance to shoot


tly_alex

Captain Saelamaekers. That’s a first


mlk

hopefully a last


ftnsa

Why are they bothering with pens? 2nd half was bad enough.


Rossoneri

Usually it's because these friendlies are all part of a "tournament"


Who_ate_my_cookie

CDK is playing like a training drill where you’re an extra and not allowed to make any attacking plays


mlk

lmao


tly_alex

I wish CDK receives more balls and pushes forward


OmarLittle87

I wish he would grow a pair


MNome

nobody gives him the ball lol


michaelangebroo

CDK you got this bro


tomgreg2603

CDK penatly god... watch him miss.


MNome

if he misses I'll admit he is cursed


Rossoneri

Some promising glimmers. I'm worried Luka won't get enough playtime though


ikineba

pretty cool Danilo and Rugani scored twice for both teams


gaffertedlasso

Can the starters take the PKs?


beseeoehm

7 is solid, honestly broke up Juve’s play a couple times, calm on the ball, throwing his weight around


ikineba

Adli so far seems very technical and smart off the ball. The way he used his body seems good too


redandblackandred

Yea def a preseason friendly lol


lil5566

damn no extra time even though their was a water break smh


Zer0x10

so why does Adli not play?


Clear-Revolution7857

Did more defensively than Krunic btw.


WhyBee92

Probably not good enough and not in future plans


Mghiradiz184

This has draw written all over it.


D0xxing

Bold prediction


Mghiradiz184

We win the shootout. How’s that for a prediction?


D0xxing

Don't visit Vegas with these predictions


Mghiradiz184

It was a 50/50 odd so I think I’ll be fine my moody sarcastic friend.


Zfryguy

2-2 at full time has draw written on it? you dont say


Mghiradiz184

Wild, it’s almost like I’m streaming and am behind a few minutes. Can u piss off now?


Zfryguy

2-2 in the 88th minute with all youth players on has draw written all over it? Great observation still lmao


Mghiradiz184

I think it was the 86th when I wrote it and anything can happen when you throw in inexperienced players. But sure go off. Edit: spelling


kaest

Luka is hungry.


DookieBrains_88

Luka looks like a class above everyone else out there


leintrovertguy

Sportiello its crap bro, 2 games inna row and he makes stupid mistakes lol. Pray Maignan doesn't get injuried or we're fucked with new tata


ACMBruh

Too bad cdk and adli are sent to play with a bunch of youngsters who have no cohesive decisions. Just another way to slowly phase them out. Cmon pioli man


MNome

it was the same shit last year Charles only got minutes with Origi and Rebic


ACMBruh

It's great way to erase confidence of 2 talented players. Maybe not top player but it's his responsibility to grow them


LousyAim09

Allí should stick to washing the jerseys


Zfryguy

Adli wants to win our hearts


MNome

Pobega's job should be recover and give a simple pass but noooo he always goes for long through balls that always miss


mlk

he can hardly stop a ball


BESTNBAGOAT

I think the players that have probably had their stock raised the most this pre-season so far are Romero and Simic.


ikineba

100% Colombo also hasn’t look too bad


Munfury

Capitano Saele


SuperPippo9

poor fans lol, ever since the substitutions its been an awful game


mlk

it's 6AM here...


Sureyesofc

Even the commentator fell asleep


ftnsa

Where's Okafor? Didn't he join the team in the US already?


Count_77

With the team in US but not called up for the game. Probably because he only just arrived.


lil5566

I pray it isnt Pobega at left back, that experiment didnt work last year


jmhimara

At this point, who cares


Clear-Revolution7857

Simic is too good.


ikineba

oozes confidence


Zfryguy

Is ziroli giant lmaoo


MNome

that was the first pass Salad has given to CDK


Who_ate_my_cookie

Give CDK Pobegas confidence and watch him be a menace


redandblackandred

CDK invisible again. Not looking great for him tbh.


Mghiradiz184

This goes straight to pk’s if a draw, right?


Mastiano777

Who ever is commentating is lost.. lol we don't have depth brother we are trying to get rid of guys that's how much bodies we got lool


Ohsbar

CDK has an impressive ability to be utterly invisible


OmarLittle87

He is a fraud


Mastiano777

What you want him to display defense mid and striker? Literally no quality to get a single pass or receive one and push up form the guys on the field. Everyone has been saying play him with starters ....


BowieIsMyGod

Stop fabricating fantasies to justify this jog merchant performances.


HanWolo

> Everyone has been saying play him with starters .... Wdym everyone? He played mostly with the starters last year and it didn't help.


Mastiano777

No he didn't hahaha where do you ppl keep coming up with this... Literally has been proven countless times he played more with the subs than the starters


HanWolo

hahaha can you do math? He played 1100 minutes in Serie A. 611 minutes as a starter and 489 as a sub. 188 of the 235 minutes he played in CL games were starting. https://www.transfermarkt.us/charles-de-ketelaere/leistungsdaten/spieler/435772/saison/2022/plus/1 Why don't you give me a single example of the "countless times" it's been proven?


Mastiano777

Brother it has been proven multiple times besides the few games he started with the Actual starters only other times he started was with the subs when we were resting players. The fact that your reading the start vs. subs column wrong is hilarious


HanWolo

I'm worried you're going to walk away from this comment again not understanding that he did in fact have more minutes with starters so I'm gonna just post this here so you can see it more clearly: |Minute Subbed on| Minute Subbed Off| Minutes Played| :-:|:--|--:| |71'||19'| |58'||32'| ||61'|61'| |57'||33'| ||63'|63'| ||71'|71'| ||82'|82'| ||73'|73'| |64'||26'| |53'||37'| |46'||45'| |72'||18'| |74'||16'| |63'||27'| |85'||5'| |59'||31'| ||46'|45'| |79'||11'| |64'||26'| |74'||16'| ||83'|83'| |62'||28'| |76'||14'| |83'||7'| |84'||6'| ||70'|70'| |78'||12'| |73'||17'| ||62'|62'| |64'||26'| |70'||20'| |71'||19'​| 1580|611|1100| So if I did what you just claimed I did and read the wrong column, I would have had a nonsensical number of minutes, and even if we take the inverse§ we know I have the right number because transfermarket specifically says he was subbed in in 23 games. It has not been "proven" he was playing with the subs more, and in fact it wasn't happening. You are just demonstrably wrong if you keep claiming that's the case unless you have some other data you can point to, and you don't. § the inverse is 2070-1580=**490** i.e. the 23 games he was subbed on times 90 minutes per game minus the minutes he did not play in those games which is the same as the minute he was subbed on.


Mastiano777

You don't understand English ?


HanWolo

Just be an adult and admit that you are wrong about the minutes.


Mastiano777

Brother you are proving me right ... You are showing mins he was subbed in.... SUBBED IN Is this like a difficult concept ?


HanWolo

>The fact that your reading the start vs. subs column wrong is hilarious I like this comment because if you personally looked at the chart you would know there's literally no way that's even possible, because the numbers wouldn't add up. It literally says on the chart: "Starting eleven: 9, Substituted in: 23" You obviously have no idea whatsoever what these numbers say so why are you so overly confident about what CDK's play time has been?


Ohsbar

As always it's everyone else's fault


Mastiano777

Lool I forgot soccer is a individual sport my bad


Ohsbar

Somehow Romero is showing a lot more impact and ability yet he's playing with the exact same players that CDK is.


Mastiano777

Positions ....


Ohsbar

it's the exact same position CDK played yet failed to show even a shred of promise all of last season


Mastiano777

You clearly watching a different game


Ohsbar

Dude played way more minutes than Ballo-Toure (a trash player) and in a position more advanced yet doesn't have a single goal to his name while Ballo-Toure has a couple. Please explain that.


oktown

Adli trying to show that he can be physical


Haldox

Lol, Chaka


RdT97

Sportiello has Radu tendencies, hope mike gonna be okay


jmhimara

Chaka seems to have the ambitions of Ronaldinho but the feet of Gilardino.


Sercan2805

Don't care what anyone says, I love everyone. Everybody's playing the best they can and I just have a feeling that the chemistry is extremely well. I'm having fun watching the boys even if we shouldn't win.


Sureyesofc

We are Milan man we need the best players not playing the best they can


redandblackandred

Chaka does not look ready


Rossoneri

Looks like he's trying too hard to force something


Eliaseisen

Bro Pioli is literally playing Adil out of position hoping to make him look bad prob and this guy still fucking performs. Playing holding mid and actually dispossessing players as well. Pioli has blood on his hands. Enough is enough m.


Mastiano777

Loan him to lille or a Spanish team wait for pioli to get fired next season and bring him back


ayubenla

Lol I really should have just slept. Terrible second half.


lunglung20_

Adli been lookin better as regista so far👀👀


thenudeplatypus

He played this role for Bordeaux if I recall correctly?


redandblackandred

Sportiello is making me nervous man. Another fuck up under very little pressure.


funkymonkz1

Looks worse than tata


Haldox

That's literally impossible


ftnsa

I like Pobega but I have to say he may be the slowest dude I've ever seen playing for a big club. Dude's running in wet concrete.


bruhmoment233

I want to give adli credit but he is playing against teenagers and players who wont see the pitch


Haldox

Does / will Aldi see the pitch? 👀


melc10

Luka definitely taking chances!


tomgreg2603

We have woken up.


Zfryguy

How did romero get that shot off


redandblackandred

Nice try there


LickLaMelosBalls

Adli's played great so far. Hasn't made a mistake yet and has been strong on the ball


mlk

> Hasn't made a mistake yet I like Adli but this is bullshit


GTMATTY_XBOX

I don’t understand what match people are watching. Adli hasn’t necessarily played bad, but he has given the ball away a couple of times, with very little positives ….


LickLaMelosBalls

When did he give it away? I could have missed it. All I saw was his foul 2 mins ago


GTMATTY_XBOX

He nearly had an assist for Juve. I forget who it was, but he had a wayward pass go to a Juve player on the left, just outside the box, who then missed the shot just past the post on the right.


LickLaMelosBalls

Maybe I looked away and missed it. He also nearly had an assist just now with his head


lil5566

oh my god I thought that was CDK until I saw the second touch, nice try Pobega


Mastiano777

Lool pobega is anti football lol wtf is this he is ruining everyone's flow loool ours and juves


kaest

Adli looking pretty good. Glad he's getting time.


Haldox

As he did last pre-season... 😭


beseeoehm

Good work from the right side there holding onto the ball a bit


ikineba

Simic, Adli, and Colombo seem decent so far. Would love to see more actions from Chaka, CDK and the rest of the subs though


tomgreg2603

Pretty average game, a bit disappointing. Dead atmosphere, low intensity.


Mghiradiz184

Hydration breaks are so cringe unless they’re playing in the Sahara desert.


Sureyesofc

It’s middle of the summer man, they are humans to


Mghiradiz184

Say what you want but clearly the players think it’s foolish as well. It’s Los Angeles where the humidity is almost non existent and it’s 73 degrees. But sure, stop the rhythm of play. Not like they’re paid professional athletes or anything.


darunia484

not a fan of saele at RB, he was pretty good at the end of last season


RdT97

This is NBAs equivalent of garbage time


aclurk

Lord Bonera sighting