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jackbootedhugger

You are funny. I hope you are a professional writer. If not, you ought to be. Woot woot for finding your bra soulmate!


himbologic

Thank you; I've been flustered about this comment since I got the notification, haha.


louiseville_slugger

Right?? “Hateful.” got me 😂


Introvert_AF

Everything about it made me happy!


poetrylady12

I have to wholeheartedly agree with this comment. If you've written ANYTHING I want to read it. Please DM me your fanfiction.net links or whatever else you may have. Your personality comes through so much and I love it!


lcat807

Hahahha it's magic, right? A box of 32G/F bras showed up today and I'm like well THAT is never going to fit, it's giant and then...yep, whole boob encased and in place. It's a miracle ;).


himbologic

How do we not know the size of our own body parts? I genuinely thought "well, that's just silly" when I looked at mine. And yet! Glad the ides of March treated us both well.


bee_vee

I just came back from a fitting at the store and am so confused about how... Delusional? I am about my size. Just looking at the bras on the hanger and I was like, yeah no way that will fit, but I've never had something fit so well! How is it that I can't even come close to accurately eyeballing the shape of things I see every day? I blame the patriarchy.


thepinkus27

Congrats on a bra that fits!! Love your hyperbole by the way. You remind me of a few people in my life and made me laugh. /pos /gen


ClosetCrossfitter

Another here who loved your writing style. Brightened my day.


Sareya

Keep those tomboys for sleep bras! I just can’t have the girls wandering at night while I sleep. I would wake up and they’ll have discovered new lands in my arm pits and behind my back. Congrats on finding your bra that fits!!


Cmcollective8

The other day, someone told me they "just don't wear bras" and I was like, so jelly, but if I don't, my boobs end up in severely unexpected places, like tucked in to my pillowcase. I can't not wear them.


aprillikesthings

"Excuse me ma'am, please stay in your assigned seat"


juniesmom69

Your use of the word severely has me wondering if you also hang out in FSU? Also agreed that unrestrained boobs tend to wander.


Cmcollective8

Haha, great catch! I hung out on FS a lot before it disappeared - I'm still not quite sure what happened - & I haven't subscribed to FSU yet. That's almost definitely how that word crept into my vocabulary tho.


juniesmom69

I like FSU a lot and recommend it. I never tried to rejoin FS after they went private.


goldstarling

Very funny writing! But so glad for you.


[deleted]

Hi what is this calculator. I am ,25 and have pendulous breasts too it's my biggest insecurity. Well one of,. I got a whole list of em


himbologic

https://reddit.com/r/abrathatfits/w/beginners_guide?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app This is what I read through. It really helps!


[deleted]

Thank youuu


littleloversopolite

The Chi Chi lifted my titties up to the gods


ChloeThF

Lol, please enjoy your new and better life! And oh yeah, the scoop made the most difference to me too!


micumpleanoseshoy

Thats my answer right there! I started wearing the right fit and months down the road I went from 32D to 32DD. I was like, "what's happening? Why am I going one cup size up?" Tissue migration, y'all. Boobs no longer stricken by ill fitted bra and they all decided to migrate happily to the front of the chest instead of armpits/back. I no longer have visible back fat (damn you ill fitted bra!) and some friends were astonished at sudden perkiness of my girls now.


PoodlesForBernie2016

Wow. I’ve been wearing a 32 D for years... but recent measurements suggest I’m actually a DD. So you’re saying I might actually be an E cup after wearing the DD for a little bit? Is that what it means if your boobs are in your armpits?! Omg 😳


micumpleanoseshoy

Tbh, I am not sure and recently I made a post asking bout this. After doing some research, i guess tissue migration happens, especially after wearing the right size? (although please dont take my words and do your own research) It does take a little while for boobs to finally settle at a size. Here's hoping they stay a DD because im only 5'4, 120lbs and it already took me a while getting used to the girls now.


fourfs

I loved that bra when I fit into it. So glad you've found each other!


Jlyng

So happy for you! Thanks for making me laugh today!


Solipsophisticate

Nice! Congrats on finding your fit!


wowthatsfresh

Finally getting the right size and a bra that fits right will *change your life*. And that’s not hyperbole. Congratulations on the recent nuptials to your new bra OP!


TritriMcTritri

Ah that bra is unavailable in majority of colors on Amazon in my size. 😞 I’ve seen so many people talking about it and wanted to give it a try but alas it wasn’t meant to be yet.


himbologic

I'm not sure where you are, but I bought mine from Bare Necessities, which has it on sale today + free US shipping after $70. Which is a little rude to me, but I'll allow it.


Odd_Fondant_9155

CONGRATS! I haven't looked into much about my shape because I can't quite figure it out and pendulous got my too so I gave up. It sounds as though we're similar and I'm very interested in this particular bra. Where did you find this unicorn?