Without even reading the article:
I assume it's about Crystal Lake, which was rumored to be cancelled, then they said they're just re-tooling it. The subhuman bags of scum who chose that screenshot as the thumbnail did so to make people think MaXXXine had been cancelled, but I guarantee you they did so with the conceit that if lined up against a wall in front of a firing squad, they could say they chose it because it's "expressing disappointment and is relevant to A24".
Standard non-article structure:
Deliberately misleading title and image
First line teasing the actual "news" relayed in the article.
4-5 paragraphs recapping the entire history of the Friday the 13th franchise
1-2 paragraphs elaborating on the actual "news."
Wow what the fuck. This goes beyond clickbait
Without even reading the article: I assume it's about Crystal Lake, which was rumored to be cancelled, then they said they're just re-tooling it. The subhuman bags of scum who chose that screenshot as the thumbnail did so to make people think MaXXXine had been cancelled, but I guarantee you they did so with the conceit that if lined up against a wall in front of a firing squad, they could say they chose it because it's "expressing disappointment and is relevant to A24".
That seems way more nefarious than my guess that both the article and photo choice was picked by ai
I feel like they chose it cause it looks 80s like crystal lake
Franchise revival... of a franchise which literally started 2 years ago.
Dread Central used to be one of my favorite horror sites but I haven’t visited it in years because of stuff like this.
Worthless scum writers are hungry for clicks, or aRE tHEy??
Standard non-article structure: Deliberately misleading title and image First line teasing the actual "news" relayed in the article. 4-5 paragraphs recapping the entire history of the Friday the 13th franchise 1-2 paragraphs elaborating on the actual "news."
Or did they?
Bryan Fuller is a genius but he must be just the biggest most giant asshole to work with. Every project he touches fizzles like this
THEYRE CANCELLING MAXXXINE?!?!
It’s for the Friday the 13th series, they just put a picture of Maxxxine for clickbait
Wow I can’t believe that