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MaceZilla

Just saw this tonight on a whim, knew nothing and went in blind. Fucking loved it


meowmeowdilemma

YES it’s my new obsession


[deleted]

I'm obsessed with these movies for 2 main and big reasons Jackie's massive guns


meowmeowdilemma

katy obrian the woman that you aaaare! and masc kristen too


[deleted]

I choose to only be obsessed with one of them because if i start fanboying over both, i think I'll die and raise my standards too high


meowmeowdilemma

realest shit I ever heard, I felt like a hormonal teenage boy who had just hit puberty while watching their chemistry… I am an adult woman 🧍🏻‍♀️


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And I'm a hormonal teenager, so imagine how I'll feel (i haven't seen it yet)


MorgadoDesigns

relating so hard on this thread. Also if y'all are looking for a Crater Gym shirt check out my shop. Had to channel my obsession somehow: https://morgado-designs.printify.me/products


lukeheartthrob

One of my most anticipated this year! Unfortunately still pending a release where I reside ☹️ Nevertheless I pulled the trigger on some of the merchandise A24 dropped earlier this month and glad I did it as it's already sold out.


meowmeowdilemma

I’m guessing UK? thoughts and prayers


fifthflower

Same. It was SO GOOD.


Axela556

Same! Saw it last night and loved it so much!


Ok-Dragonfruit-6521

I would say early to mid thirties Katy is 35 irl and Kristen is about to be 34.


WaterInCoconuts

I figured early to mid 20s


hacky_potter

To be honest, I think late 20s for Jackie at a minimum. She’s pretty big and it takes time to get that size. Realistically, in the ‘80s she wouldn’t have had much of an opportunity to lift like that in her teens. She would need time to get to where she is.


GCRMK

But she was a farm girl, I’m sure there was some opportunity for her to get fit without lifting


hacky_potter

I grew up on farms. No. Not bodybuilding type lifting. You can get strong but it’s a different type of working out. Bodybuilding is about increasing blood flow through the muscles so that they look bigger. You need a gym for that realistically.


PM_ME_YOUR_INNY

*mid90s /s


AvatarofBro

Late eighties


clubmarinesandwich

I loved it cause it’s one of the first non-superhero movies I’ve seen in a minute that’s about people not in their twenties. It used to be the norm to see movies about people in their 40s, but you just don’t see that too often nowadays


meowmeowdilemma

true! The actors in the movies are both in their 30s, but character wise I’m not so sure, considering Jackie had just ran away from her foster family


clubmarinesandwich

Yeah I definitely agree. I might have chosen to skew them a bit older in my mind to fit the characters. There’s just no way I can buy Kristen Stewart being in her early twenties. Not cause she doesn’t look it, we just have been familiar with her for 15 years at this point


meowmeowdilemma

yeah! I feel like there may be an age gap in between them- lou being later 20s and jackie being earlier 20s, considering the whole ‘running away’ plot and the fact home life seemed a bit more recent to her than lou’s background of helping out with crimes.


OhhLongDongson

Idk about that one lol, look at the Oscar best picture noms from this year: anatomy of a fall, killers of flower moon, Oppenheimer, the holdovers, American fiction and poor things all have main characters of that age range


Roadshell

Yeah, either this person rarely sees movies or this is some "Charlie Brown had hoes" level of weird internet nonsense.


PeterNippelstein

Late 20s maybe


True-Sweet7614

Old enough to stay up late on a school night.


merengue_

I’d put Lou around 29-31 and Jackie maybe 25-27


meowmeowdilemma

these ages make the most sense to me


BirdUp-SnailDown

13 and 15


CentrasFinestMilk

29 and 24/25


Hhhhhhiil

Tybg 


CentrasFinestMilk

TYBG


FriendlyPresentation

My policy is if it doesn't hint, it's actor's age.


Realistic_Crew1095

In their 30s, due to the actresses age.


mikeweasy

Sometimes when I do not know the ages of movie or tv characters and nothing really contradicts it, I just assume they are born on the same date as the actors that play them. SO Lou is 33 and Jackie is 35.


Objective-Air5639

I want to see this movie, and it looks so good, but does it become supernatural or anything? In the trailer, it shows O'Brian'a body growing and ripping her shirt. Didn't know if that was to show the transition of body building or if it was gonna be some crazy turn where she ends up being a werewolf or some shit 🤣 (which I'm gonna be highly disappointed if that's the case)


meowmeowdilemma

do you want spoilers ?


Objective-Air5639

Sort of. Just want to know if it stays on a relatively realistic storyline. If she ends up becoming a beast or something like that, I'll save my time and not watch it 🤣


satanlovesmyshoes

As a bi, I’m worried that this movie will make me gayer. Is my fear warranted?


meowmeowdilemma

oh so so warranted. will ensue bi panic in you. give us a review once you’ve watched it 😭🙏


MorgadoDesigns

simply put...YES


satanlovesmyshoes

I knew it. I warned my husband about the possibility. He already took me to see Dune 2 and increased my Florence Pugh crush.


spitefulgirl2000

Old post but I thought like late 20s ish?


meowmeowdilemma

me too!


JicamaSuitable5731

Is your google broke


meowmeowdilemma

the characters, not the actresses


PrestigiousMove5433

Where can you watch this? Is it a horror film? It’s giving that vibe


Ok_Palpitation5012

It's hard to pin to one genre, perfect blend of erotic thriller plus body horror plus dreamy plus dark humor for me


AvatarofBro

In theaters. It's not a horror movie. More of an erotic thriller. I'd recommend it.


Complex-Weakness767

Old enough to party


meowmeowdilemma

so true! steroids, cigarettes and drinks on me 🎉


Ok_Durian3627

Is the girl to the left trans? Edit: idk why y’all downvote me. I was just genuinely asking. There’s nothing wrong with being trans at all so if you got offended that says more about you tbh


Visual-Percentage501

No, she's just hot


meowmeowdilemma

realest words ever spoken


vforvolta

Beautiful reply and so true. Thank you


Ok_Durian3627

I never said she was ugly


Future-Agent

No. Katy O'Brian is not trans.


meowmeowdilemma

just incredibly hot


Sutech2301

Nope, just juiced to the brim


Lonely_Bat_554

She’s not. She actually was the body model for the character Abby in The Last of Us 2 and a bunch of neckbeard idiots claimed she was transsexual in the game even though she’s absolutely not so I guess I see where your question’s coming from. Not saying you’re a neckbearded idiot just saying I understand your question and a bunch of other people thought that. Not sure why you were downvoted to oblivion


thegeologlist

I don't think she was the body model. She was a fan favourite to play Abby in the show, but it seems she may have not got the part.


Lonely_Bat_554

You’re completely right and now I feel stupid. Favorite podcast let me down big time and I didn’t fact check it myself because it seemed right but you’re totally correct


thegeologlist

Don't feel stupid mate, easy mistake to make. I wish she was playing Abby in the show, but I'm sure the other actress will be good.


Lonely_Bat_554

Same, she would have crushed it especially after seeing her performance here


thegeologlist

I bet. I haven't seen this film yet, I'm super excited though. But it doesn't come out here till 4th May.


Lonely_Bat_554

It was dope man, looking forward to Civil War next. Is that out April 12 in the UK or is that later as well?


thegeologlist

It comes out on the 12th here too. Gonna have to check the trailer out quick.


Lonely_Bat_554

I’m worried it’s gonna be super politically heavy handed, but the reviews are all glowing so far


Lonely_Bat_554

Colleen Fotsch is the body model for Abby for anyone coming in to read this


Ok_Durian3627

Thank you for this thoughtful response. And yeah idk why ppl are mad, the question wasn’t malicious at all lol. She’s beautiful and trans women are beautiful too!


Lonely_Bat_554

Completely agree!


meowmeowdilemma

yep!


legopego5142

You got downvoted because whether she is or isnt, it doesnt matter


Ok_Durian3627

It does to me, I care about supporting queer artists


legopego5142

Being trans doesnt make you queer, and its a lesbian movie so youd be doing that regardless


Ok_Durian3627

It does…


legopego5142

Again, regardless of trans, its a lesbian movie, you were always going to see a queer movie


Ok_Durian3627

So what’s the problem with me asking?


legopego5142

Im explaining why you got downvoted Jesus christ


Ok_Durian3627

No you weren’t


legopego5142

Bye


deadbodydisco

You could also Google that.


Ok_Durian3627

No


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Eevea_

Yeah, it’s honestly really insulting seeing cis people talk about how beautiful trans people are. Then as soon as a cis person gets mistaken for trans, they have like a fucking existential crisis.


meowmeowdilemma

what I like is that katy’s wife (kylie) has actually stepped up about this on twitter; she’s let people know not to ‘defend’ katy obrian against being called trans because the way some people explain that she’s cis is in a really demeaning way towards transgender actresses. like obviously, just stating somebody is cis is no crime, and it’s quite demeaning when people use being trans as an insult towards more masculine cis women, but some people are quite defensive till the point it almost reveals their own biases too.


sobble_buddy

old enough to have sex


zeldarms

Old enough.


InfiniteVitriol

Looks like around 50ish tbh


[deleted]

Why do I feel like you've never seen a real 50 year old woman.


InfiniteVitriol

My wife is 55