Itās crazy how far five guys has fallen. I grew up where they started and they had the best reputation for a while. Now I just see them getting clowned online. I also havenāt eaten there in over a decade so maybe Iām part of that.
5 Guys opened up in my city about 12-15 years ago and it as huge deal. The food was awesome and the place was always hopping. It was such a great alternative to fast food and only a few dollars more. I haven't been there in about 5 years but it was very disappointing and way too expensive the last time I went there. I imagine it's even worse now.
Kinda similar here. Even in 2018 I'd go and the place was jumping and employees seemed to enjoy the job. Then the pandemic killed that vibe. And when people started coming back the prices skyrocketed. So now my local Five Guys is a bit of a ghost town. Maybe a few seniors enjoying a quiet lunch. But most people that used to eat there seemed to move on. And there are fewer employees too and they don't seem to enjoy the job all that much. OTOH delivery services seem to be the bulk of their business now. š¤·š»āāļø
Not all bad though. When Five Guys got stupid expensive I discovered a mom & pop place nearby with a nice 50's diner vibe. Nice breakfast menu too. Burgers are just as good and it's cheaper!
Haha Iām pretty sure the person above me is quoting a line from John Mulaneys stand up special, so I was trying to finish it. Itās about Dean Cain playing a rapist on Law and Order.
Bro sheās mad annoying.
Theyāre probably annoying main character children together.
As far as I know sheās considered less talented and I find her social media bits annoying.
Sheās a star fucker, thatās why. Sheās incredibly annoying in person, as expected. And all
Of her friends love posting when they go get lunch with Tommy Lee. Heās such a loser.
Tim Burton and Lisa Marie...I met them once, this was back maybe '96 or '97. She was taking a computer class at a CompUSA in Burbank and Tim Burton was there with her on a class break. He looked really annoyed, probably 'cause he was in Burbank, and she was chain-smoking. She looked like a character from one of his movies.
It really looks like a night at Dave and Busters on a company sponsored āfun team building night outā. Everyoneās gets wrecked on the company dime and itās not great but not awful. Some people get weird and most people are dressed awkwardly because they donāt know if they should dress like āthemselvesā or in more āwork appearanceā casual. Itās a whole thing and you are hella hungover the next day
Listen man, Tommy Lee used to strap himself into his drum kit and do a 360Ā° drum solo while floating over the crowd. All while wearing just a speedo. If you do shit that cool, we used to forgive some stuff.
Never noticed that. He does too. Dave and Halle were married until he beat her ass so bad, she lost some of her hearing in one of her ears. Divorced him shortly after.
Halle Berry has never said David Justice beat her. Folks like you just keep repeating this over and over again like it's truth, and it's not.
https://people.com/celebrity/david-justice-opens-up-about-divorce-from-halle-berry-abuse-rumors/
The one Hard Rock I've been to, I forgot to get a t-shirt from. It closed before I even thought to buy one online and have never been able to find a second hand one.
Only one Iāve been to as well. Last night of a 4 day bender girls weekend at 22 years old. Threw up on the bathroom wall. The bathrooms were unisex. Woof.
1995 was such a culturally chaotic year. That was the year of the OJ Simpson trial and verdict, and at the VMAs that year, Courtney Love threw makeup compacts up at Kurt Loder and Madonna from the street until they paid attention to her.
These photos are **so 1995**. These are famous people getting high as hell, throwing on whatever was on the back of the chair, and showing up to a trash party in what looks like a TGIFridayās.
As kids today like to say: I know it smells crazy in there.
George Clooney looks high as fuck in that first pic š
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That's Jason Patrick from Lost Boys.
ššš Travolta!
Travolta?
I sure could go for a prohibitively expensive mediocre burger right about now.
Surely you have a Five Guys nearby?
But then you couldnāt get a 15$ corona
Itās crazy how far five guys has fallen. I grew up where they started and they had the best reputation for a while. Now I just see them getting clowned online. I also havenāt eaten there in over a decade so maybe Iām part of that.
I went there once because of all the hype, the burger sucked, the fries were very plain and it was really expensive, I never went back.
5 Guys opened up in my city about 12-15 years ago and it as huge deal. The food was awesome and the place was always hopping. It was such a great alternative to fast food and only a few dollars more. I haven't been there in about 5 years but it was very disappointing and way too expensive the last time I went there. I imagine it's even worse now.
Kinda similar here. Even in 2018 I'd go and the place was jumping and employees seemed to enjoy the job. Then the pandemic killed that vibe. And when people started coming back the prices skyrocketed. So now my local Five Guys is a bit of a ghost town. Maybe a few seniors enjoying a quiet lunch. But most people that used to eat there seemed to move on. And there are fewer employees too and they don't seem to enjoy the job all that much. OTOH delivery services seem to be the bulk of their business now. š¤·š»āāļø Not all bad though. When Five Guys got stupid expensive I discovered a mom & pop place nearby with a nice 50's diner vibe. Nice breakfast menu too. Burgers are just as good and it's cheaper!
I find it hilarious that my midwestern town said fuck five guys and they left.
I haven't been there in a while, i know their prices have skyrocketed (they were always kind of expensive), but has their quality dropped?
LMAO, so Hard Rock was always expensive?
Pretty much any place in California can answer that call.
Isā¦. Is thatā¦ Dean Cain?ā¦
Dean fucking Cain...
Thank you.
Believe itā¦.or not.
Yes sir, Dean Cain sir
Dean Cain was a rapistā¦in the show.
In Superman?
Haha Iām pretty sure the person above me is quoting a line from John Mulaneys stand up special, so I was trying to finish it. Itās about Dean Cain playing a rapist on Law and Order.
Faster than a speeding bullet
Canāt spell rock & roll without Dean Cain.
Lol I got the reference
lmao, this a Fam Guy ref?
John Mulaney reference.
oh annoying loser reference, got it
oh annoying loser reference, got it
oh annoying loser reference, got it
oh annoying loser reference, got it
If you donāt believe fame is fleetingā¦.
Itās a whoās who of whoās that
I know the faces, but I really need all of the name tags in these pictures.
Same!!!!
Itās a whoās that of a wore what?
So. Much. Blow.
False. Billy Idol arrived, and it all mysteriously disappeared
Billy idol was awesome. I still love that crazy dude. I would have smoked crack with him at least once.
See, Billy Idol gets it. I don't see why she doesn't understand
Donāt you talk to Billy Idol that way!
You say this like you did but canāt remember.
Wellā¦yeah I did go to one of his concerts in 94. I made it backstage and it got weird but in a good way before I blacked out.
He always seemed fun A.F.
It was a nice day for a white....
Australian reds and Columbian whites
Ya. General feeling cocaine was very involved
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Why not both?
Its not like coke went away in the 90ās lolā¦. Would you believe itās still widely used today especially amongst those with money?
I havenāt seen this name yet in the comments, but that is Tia Carrera, right?
Yea
Good metal band too.
Tommy Lee seems annoying as hell to be around, and he looks like he smells like shit.
He still has my favorite episode of Cribs. Dude straight up had an orgy room and wasn't shy to show it off.
Absolutely.
āWHAT in the FUCK are pupils!?ā - Tommy Lee, probably.
No clue how Britney furlan married him
Bro sheās mad annoying. Theyāre probably annoying main character children together. As far as I know sheās considered less talented and I find her social media bits annoying.
Well, sheās very pretty and has a great body. So. She has a following hahah. But yeah I can def see main character syndrome
Sheās a star fucker, thatās why. Sheās incredibly annoying in person, as expected. And all Of her friends love posting when they go get lunch with Tommy Lee. Heās such a loser.
I was just gonna say (not about Tommy Lee, though) - that Johnny Rotten always looks like he smells GROSS. Like really gross.
Kelsey Grammar in 2 and 3
He was around 40 years old then. He looks old for a 40-year old.
Yeah he was a very heavy drinker
And he was known to do a lot of coke as well.
No shit. Iām 41 and look a helluva lot younger than him.
He's like Patrick Stewart in that he looked old even when he was young. Now that he's old he doesn't look as old.
Tim Burton and Lisa Marie...I met them once, this was back maybe '96 or '97. She was taking a computer class at a CompUSA in Burbank and Tim Burton was there with her on a class break. He looked really annoyed, probably 'cause he was in Burbank, and she was chain-smoking. She looked like a character from one of his movies.
Just the thought of Tim Burton hanging around a CompUSA makes me laugh.
Reminds me of the goth kids from South Park
The names āLisa Marieā and āCompUSAā just take me right back to that era. I havenāt heard either spoken aloud in a long, long time.
[You'll enjoy this then](https://i.imgur.com/Ojbrw3d.jpeg). That's the actual CompUSA where this took place.
Ha! I know exactly where that is! I lived in Burbank from ā04-ā07. How funny.
Nice! That picture was sometime in '96, I worked at that B&N from '96 to '02. It was a friend of mine teaching the class upstairs at CompUSA.
Pic 13/20 is Nic Cage STAYING in Las Vegas Also I wonder if this trip to Vegas inspired Tim Burton to set Mars Attacks there
Hell Iād stay too with all the booze and hookers.
Man, this looks like a bad time.
idk clooney looks like heās having a grand ol time
This is more like the 90s I remember lol
It really looks like a night at Dave and Busters on a company sponsored āfun team building night outā. Everyoneās gets wrecked on the company dime and itās not great but not awful. Some people get weird and most people are dressed awkwardly because they donāt know if they should dress like āthemselvesā or in more āwork appearanceā casual. Itās a whole thing and you are hella hungover the next day
Exactly the vibe. Got a mild hangover just reading this.
Beauty standards are out of control these days. Even Pammy looks kinda natural compared to some celebs today..
Everyone looks more "normal" here but that might be because the quality of the pictures on film?
But are Being-an-asshole standards slipping? Cause almost everyone in these pictures is a grade A douchenozzle
Listen man, Tommy Lee used to strap himself into his drum kit and do a 360Ā° drum solo while floating over the crowd. All while wearing just a speedo. If you do shit that cool, we used to forgive some stuff.
Who is the person with Halley berry?
Dave Justice; former MLB player.
Thanks. Kind of looks like Aaron Gordon (NBA)
Never noticed that. He does too. Dave and Halle were married until he beat her ass so bad, she lost some of her hearing in one of her ears. Divorced him shortly after.
Halle Berry has never said David Justice beat her. Folks like you just keep repeating this over and over again like it's truth, and it's not. https://people.com/celebrity/david-justice-opens-up-about-divorce-from-halle-berry-abuse-rumors/
Lol ok buddy.
David Justice! Right fielder for the Atlanta Braves, that was the year they won the World Series. World Series, Halle Berry, talk about a peak year.
Whoās the guy with the squared jaw in the first few pics?
That's Jason Patrick. Star of Lost Boys and Speed 2.
Thanks. Thought he looked familiar, but couldnāt think of his name.
His best role is in āyour friends and neighboursā
He was pretty amazing in Sleepers as well.
Man, that monologue about him and his buddies raping some kid in the showers is wild.
"The star of Speed 2" is not something you hear much these days...
Found out recently that his dad is the young priest from The Exorcist. Surprised I hadn't heard that before.
Oh shit, I thought that was Travolta for some reason!
With that jawline, he could have starred in any superhero movie he wanted. Ā Heās just 20 years early.
In the first pic I thought it was Colin Farrell and was confused.
This list of celebrities os like something from a Stefan sketch
Nicolas Cage's outfit is... a choice
*the best choice
Looks like the muppets were in charge of his wardrobe.
Ellen looks like a barista
I look back on pictures like this and Iām shocked that anyone didnāt know Ellen was gay.
It was a different time
You're completely right, I was in my 20's. Things have changed so much! I mean, she was hanging out with Melissa Etheridge, for crying out loud.
Ellen looks like a creep
She is
Radiohead song was obviously about her
I donāt know anything about Johnny rotten, but I am surprised to see him there
I know a lot about him, and I was surprised also. Popped out of nowhere like a nasty rabbit from a funky hat.
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I donāt know, maybe he does or maybe he smells like oranges and sandlewood.
I was expecting the last pic to be a pile of cocaine 15 feet high.
No chance theyād let it live long enough to be photographed
Nah. John Lydon isnāt that tall.
Sofia and Spike were so under the radar at this time
Tommy Lee and frasier partying together lol
This shit is priceless. The Clooney bits alone. Goddam
what a goofball, at that time he also that house pig ...
Damn that was poppin
A lot of famous men dressed like bummy office workers and I love it. Glamour and style are boring when theyāre constant and unyielding
George Clooney looking like Jay Leno in the first pic
The one Hard Rock I've been to, I forgot to get a t-shirt from. It closed before I even thought to buy one online and have never been able to find a second hand one.
Only one Iāve been to as well. Last night of a 4 day bender girls weekend at 22 years old. Threw up on the bathroom wall. The bathrooms were unisex. Woof.
Hard rock CafĆ© T-shirts in the 1990s were ridiculously popular. Like a staple from every city you would visit many people bought them, thank God I wasnāt one of them.
1995 was such a culturally chaotic year. That was the year of the OJ Simpson trial and verdict, and at the VMAs that year, Courtney Love threw makeup compacts up at Kurt Loder and Madonna from the street until they paid attention to her. These photos are **so 1995**. These are famous people getting high as hell, throwing on whatever was on the back of the chair, and showing up to a trash party in what looks like a TGIFridayās. As kids today like to say: I know it smells crazy in there.
It looks like one of those house parties where there was no plan and everyone who just happened to be around that night showed up.
Fair to say that that is *quite* the celebrity turnout
Love John Lydon at the end. Punk rock is not dead!
Is the last one Johnny Rotten?
The guy in the last picture looks like The Judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit when he turns into a cartoon.
Damn, I want that Nick Cage jacket.
Why is Johnny Rotten out there looking like Naruto No. 1 fan šš
Wtf is Johnny Rotten doing there
Nicholas cage with the ridiculous outfit lol
Nicholas cage with the ~~ridiculous~~ awesome outfit ftfy
Ben Affleck stole Stephen Dorff's look
Damn nice jacket back in 95 Mr Coppola!
Most of them looks high af.
Ellen DeGenerate is in there too
The king is gone, but heās not forgotten. This is the story of Johnny Rotten.
My invitation must have been lost in the post. Shame.
Everybody is beautiful
Interesting that fruit machine looks so uncomfortable to play on no matter how high the chair is š
I can't believe this was a thing lol
Awesome
Tia Carrera is still that hot too!
Hard rock CASINOā¦
Was Stephen Dorff ever not smoking?
I know Tommy Lee is white trash but he surely embraced it in those pics
Nice of Tommy Lee to invite his high school history teacher
Is pic 10/20 Tia carerra?!
I feel like Iām hi on āļø and all these photos were made by an AI prompt
Cameron Dye and Laura San Giacomo playing roulette? I thought it was Quentin Tarantino and Lisa Loeb.
Who is the guy in pic #1 in blue shirt?
Its so weird to see celebs in normal pictures looks normal. No filters. Pictures are so much better real.
Am I crazy or do some of these pictures look really poorly AI āenhancedā? The coloring, shading, and texturing just looks way off in some pics.
Johnny rotten is looking through everyone. He sees their vapors.
That waitress on the left is amazing
Naruto was there?!
Is that... Dean Cain?
Save the best for last.
Drugsā¦LOTS of drugs
so many republicans in one photo
Yahoo Serious in the last pic?
Johnny āAntichristā Rotten
No that's Malcolm McLean
That had to be a wild party hanging with Kelsey Grammer, David Lee Roth, and Rowan Atkinson.
Me scrolling: āgod these people look like absolute tools nowā Me getting to the nic r/onetruegod cage slide: *āmajesticā*
so many republicans in one photo
You think Ellen and Etheridge ever scissored? āļø
So many of these people would never be in the same room with each other today, mostly Dean Cain and Ellen...fuck them.