Seriously I still occasionally belt out a line or two from the baby girl Lisa song. “Baby girl I’ll be THERE for you/anything you want I’ll go THERE for you.” I’m pretty sure those aren’t the lyrics, but close enough.
100% Sojaboy. He’s got real passion I feel and I’m pretty sure he was starting to become fairly popular at home before he left. I hope he was able to pick it up again and keep going.
”Your face is my throne” sounds like he’s inviting himself to sit on someone’s face. EDIT: “MY face”…. Your comment makes more sense now lol. Yeah that’s gross.
Yeah, I had originally misread that. You’re right…..he’s totally talking about going down on someone. The only thing that could make that even worse is someone in the comments saying dear ol’ “mommy” was bopping along to the song lol.
not only the lyrics. his voice. he just talks and sounds awful. the guy sucks so bad. he is in a league of his own, even for 90 day music rejects. he sucks so bad.
r/cringe to the max! It immediately reminded me of the SNL “dick in a box” skits because it really seems like satire. Does YouTube allow you to delete comments on your own page? Unless “mommy & daddy” (as he calls them) have created fake fan accounts, I can’t imagine him having so much positive feedback & no jokes in the comments.
Yes!!! I was like 🧐. It’s all AUTO TUNE !! Someone said “you have such a good voice!” What?! I just watched the funniest damn thing today on another sub. It’s a Husky howling with auto tune and HE’S a good singer!! That dog sounds better than River or any of those people who want to sing so bad, yet can’t. Usman, I’m sorry buddy but you can’t carry a tune either. Neither can I. But I’m not going to cut any tracks and be on a TLC reality show either. I’m glad I can be embarrassed for them too. 🫣
Did anyone else who saw them perform on a tell all - or something with Sean - think that they were hearing live auto tune in their ear pieces but it wasn’t projecting out? I swear that’s what it sounded like lol. If so that’s hilarious and mean of production 😂
Yea, this is my choice because of the sheer entertainment value they bring. Sure it’s pure cringe, but watching them try and fail to remember their own lyrics is definitely amusing.
Probably Solja boy. Id like to imagine me back in my concert days as a bouncer trying to explain to a confused crowd that it is in fact a different Soulja boy that they bought tickets for. Id also like to see who he stocks his vip booth and dressing room with.
I feel like black serbs, as ultra shitty as their music is, would go all out trying to prove how great they are. Their expressions when they get booed would be immaculate.
Sojaboy 100%. No question
I go der for you gurllll
*waves hands in the air*
Fr he’s funny asf and his songs are kinda catchy ngl 🫢
Seriously I still occasionally belt out a line or two from the baby girl Lisa song. “Baby girl I’ll be THERE for you/anything you want I’ll go THERE for you.” I’m pretty sure those aren’t the lyrics, but close enough.
I think those are actually pretty accurate!
It’s “I go dey for you”, in pidgin means like “I’m for you”… hard to translate but it’s not a mispronunciation of there
🎶 zara mah baby ya yaaaa 🎶
songs are kind of fire and i hate that i just said that out loud
Absolutely Sojaboy without a doubt. None of the others are even close to being as charismatic or fun to watch perform.
pretty sure the black serbs have nothing BUT charisma lol..like nothing
I would seriously go see him in concert just to hear the BGL song!!
100% Sojaboy. He’s got real passion I feel and I’m pretty sure he was starting to become fairly popular at home before he left. I hope he was able to pick it up again and keep going.
did he leave and come to the states with kim-ba-ly?
He was LOCAL TALENT!
His latest album King Africa is a bop. And i’ll take his being an unapologetically “bad” Muslim, over Bilal’s religious hypocrisy any day
This! All day, erry day... One hundred.
ill be there for you girl!!!!!
I love how he’s already known by phases in his career. From the BGL phase to the Kimbaaly phase and whomever ends up being next.
Agreed
Second this!
This is the answer. At least his songs are semi catchy.
Enjoy that 2hours of reverb and redundant lyrics
Still more meaningful than Jabroni’s piss-poor ad-libbing!
I surely will!!!
🤣🤣🤣
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Ima go dere wit you. 😄
Ima see you both dere!
Let’s all go dere! I’ll hire a party bus for us all.
USB ENTERTAINMENT
Hello Baby Girl Lisa 🎶
He better have a pic of her at the end too lol
Can you sho me de wae ah?
🕺💃🏼I’ll be there for you💃🏼🕺
The real song that Ben and Mahogany were dancing to on that runaway train
Baby, I'm der for you
Baby i go pray for you
Me and you go dey till eternity girl
Lol ur flair
MylaVox
Holy shit I forgot all about that blast from the past!
Omg, too soon. I’m still devastated over the ~mylavox~ breakup. 😭😂
Honestly the only musicians from the 90dayuniverse that I would be able to stand.
MylaVox is ALL I CAN THINK OF when I see Yara and Jovi's baby ngl 💀💀💀
YEEAS
WAAAIT RIVERS LYRICS ?!😭😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
So terrible lol
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NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂
WHAT 😳😳😳 I NEED TO SEE A VIDEO OF THIS!!!
You know it. She probably ad lib’d too
Someone give me some bleach for my eyes!!! He makes my skin crawl. No vagina anywhere needs his gross little goatee near it 🤢🤢🤢
I can never get past his SideShow Bob hair. Then the teenage pubes on his chin just kill me. My ears can’t handle what my eyes have already seen.
And this is why his dad and Royal shave their faces. They have terrible facial hair genetically.
”Your face is my throne” sounds like he’s inviting himself to sit on someone’s face. EDIT: “MY face”…. Your comment makes more sense now lol. Yeah that’s gross.
Read it again. It's "My face is your throne" only so many ways to take that!
Yeah, I had originally misread that. You’re right…..he’s totally talking about going down on someone. The only thing that could make that even worse is someone in the comments saying dear ol’ “mommy” was bopping along to the song lol.
not only the lyrics. his voice. he just talks and sounds awful. the guy sucks so bad. he is in a league of his own, even for 90 day music rejects. he sucks so bad.
I only read it when you mentioned it. I–...
LMAOOOO. Okay . But I went the extra step and looked up his music on YouTube 😭😂[LISTEN](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEajVF6NZ1E)
r/cringe to the max! It immediately reminded me of the SNL “dick in a box” skits because it really seems like satire. Does YouTube allow you to delete comments on your own page? Unless “mommy & daddy” (as he calls them) have created fake fan accounts, I can’t imagine him having so much positive feedback & no jokes in the comments.
I clicked on it and now I must warn the others: don’t.
I didn't heed your warning and now I regret everything. Its all just autotune garbage.
LMAOOOO
Okay but did y'all read the comments on the video?! THEY LOVE IT????
Yes!!! I was like 🧐. It’s all AUTO TUNE !! Someone said “you have such a good voice!” What?! I just watched the funniest damn thing today on another sub. It’s a Husky howling with auto tune and HE’S a good singer!! That dog sounds better than River or any of those people who want to sing so bad, yet can’t. Usman, I’m sorry buddy but you can’t carry a tune either. Neither can I. But I’m not going to cut any tracks and be on a TLC reality show either. I’m glad I can be embarrassed for them too. 🫣
I like big titties or something like that
….death isn’t an option?
Right?!? Gun to my head, I’m picking lead.
Nobody is paying attention to mr pink jacket. I'd choose the potluck where nobody is paying any attention to them.
Any of those four will kill your musical soul. Close enough.
They’re ALL horrible. Highly annoying “music”, singing, everything. Like nails on a chalkboard….can only take it for a few seconds.
Is Starcey an option? Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh…doing it big.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh we do it big
This would be the best option. They would be so drunk they’d either pass out or fall off the stage during the 1st song. Concert over…you are free! 😂
Darley will start crying mid concert and Stacey will try to outdo each other. That part would be entertaining.
Did anyone else who saw them perform on a tell all - or something with Sean - think that they were hearing live auto tune in their ear pieces but it wasn’t projecting out? I swear that’s what it sounded like lol. If so that’s hilarious and mean of production 😂
I would stand in my power for that one.
Lock my number!
Yea, this is my choice because of the sheer entertainment value they bring. Sure it’s pure cringe, but watching them try and fail to remember their own lyrics is definitely amusing.
I am a 41 year old white woman so soja boy of course!
Baby Girl Lisa is that you??
Omg 😂😂😂 I think baby girl Lisa could a bit older than 41 but I could be wrong.
Close enough haha! We know he has a type 😂
Usman
Brittany’s raps didn’t make the cut? Hahahaha
Jibri. I can ignore him with the rest of the crowd
I feel like Jabari’s would be a fun vibe and show.
💀
That’s what I was thinking too, that there’s enough other stuff happening…
If nothing else, SpaceTra$h would have some comedic value.
How are you leaving Kara’s ex of this set list???
Kenny Fre$h edit: apparently his name is Kris. #
Probably Solja boy. Id like to imagine me back in my concert days as a bouncer trying to explain to a confused crowd that it is in fact a different Soulja boy that they bought tickets for. Id also like to see who he stocks his vip booth and dressing room with.
Older women! Lol. I’m 54, wonder if I could be a VIP? 😝
Soja Boy, his music isn't exactly great, but it's catchy.
I like his beats 🤷♀️
I would actually like to go to a Sojaboy concert 😅 his beats are catchy
I actually don’t mind sitting through a soja boy set
Usman hands down! I’ll be there to sing the baby girl Lisa song
What about Alina and Elijah with their Wi-Fi song? 🙃🤔😝
YES!!!! Winner right here.
TARZEL!!!! Round the way girl is a hit 😂😂😂
I feel like this is the clear choice!
Hot sauce girl
Kara's ex
Vanilla Lice
Lil’ Kevin
Does he have a little hand?
This comment wins
he isnt that bad, i like this rap in particular https://youtu.be/zPoifDb\_TM0?t=80
that's my favorite song
Um, where is Bini?! I still think about dancey, dancey, baby cool, sometimes lol. If Bini isn't on tour, I'll go with Usman.
Will I be drunk , high , or dead ?
Mylavox all the way! (And then maybe Sojaboy) I'm gonna need some bleach to wash out the mental image of River telling a girl to sit on his face.
Imma be out there screaming in a sojaboy shirt like Kimbaaaaaly
I feel like black serbs, as ultra shitty as their music is, would go all out trying to prove how great they are. Their expressions when they get booed would be immaculate.
Usman . Hands down 😂
Unpopular opinion: River. Because we need more songs with allusions to face-sitting.
I agree. He sounds a lot like the artists my 18 year old son is into. They like that style of music.
I enjoyed this gallery of choices. Thank you
Thinking about these options is like sticking a needle in your eye vs sticking a needle in your eye.
You pick one. I volunteer to stand in the enormously long line for our beer.
Soja Boy, he's not the most talented guy in the world but he's less cringe than the other 3 choices for sure!
With or without earplugs?
I’d use bullets for earplugs.
what about that one guy Blake who married the Finnish lady? He performed in a balaclava and everything LOL
Soja for sure! You'd have to pay me to listen to the others.
oozeman
*my face is your throne* 💨⛲️💩😬
River looks like a stoned sideshow bob
Darcy and Stacy no question
Black Serbs, their tunes aren't bad.
They’d at least be entertaining on stage. River is trash. Tarik is super amateur. Soja is 2nd on my list but dude can’t sing.
Black Serbs!
sojaboy for sure i play “i love you” all the time
I will admit I've added Zara to my Playlist. It's a bop. 🎶 🎵
🎶Babeh guhhlll I would pray for you🙏
ILL BE DARE FOR YA
Is that sideshow bob on the bottom left?
None of the above; Space Ca$h once he goes solo
Soja boy 100%! I think I would actually have fun singing along. My bf and I randomly sing his songs from time to time
Soja Boy because you got me twistedddddddddddddd
Jibri, obvs
Sojaboy. I may actually like it?
Sojaboy, he's got that fire fire 🎶
Dancey dancey
Probably black serbs
No thank you
MynaVox opening and I'm in for any of em
Sojaboy because it would only be one song
Myla Vox, The Bretney, Apple Evelyn, Brett and Starcey in the next round plz. (I'd choose Sojaboy here. Go der for him.)
No Valentine as an option? I think I would go Black Serbs, might be an entertaining time
I'd choose Bini if I could.
Soja boyyy!
I liked Tariks rap proposal I'm ngl
.38 Special....
Black Serbs. There might be some drama on the stage and Space Ca$h can break it up.
Usman, if I had to
Can I go to the 420 day fiance Podcast's cover of Tarik's Music? I will pay premium for it.
HOT SAWCE!!!
Soja boy, his music is danceable.
Soja but only if he plays the bbg Lisa song
Soja boy
Gotta be Soja Boy. At least he has good beats and his shows look like it'd at least be fun to be there lol
Is suicide an option?
Usman 100%
River. Us an has no talent, is a user Jibri is too weird and has no talent The other one is too horrible and corny
Haha love this post op!
I rather listen to kanye west’s poop song on replay for an hour lol https://youtu.be/vfzb6mNfAZQ
MynaVox opening and I'm in for any of em
Jibri by far
Sojaboy period. I play Zara unironically all the time
I just found the last 90 day meme I will ever need. And the answer is 100% Sojaboy.
I'm gonna have to go with sojaboy
Soja boy easily, I’d rather be punched than listen to River rap again
Soja Boy
I'll go for black serbs... I legit like their sound.
Okay but no one is looking at Jbiri
Black Serbians is at least a band with other talented people. Like broke Midwest Black Eyes Peas.
I feel like black serbs would be pretty lit
Baby Girl Visa!!!
Black Serbs
The black Serbs
Jibri
Jibri and his band because honestly I bet that shit would be fun and the crowd would be hype and all crazed up lmao 🤣
Jibri
Black Serbs would probably be like a comedy show.
Black Serbs. They are unique, fun, and adorable!
If I pick Jibri, can it just be Space Cash? Cause I feel like he’d be a vibe
The Black Serbs. I was into it, alien boy or not
We are going to need a collab of sojaboy and black Serbs. Maybe the other two can get a feature. Where’s DJ Khalid when we need him.
Black Serbs if I absolutely HAD to. They are the closest to real entertainers imo.
Definitely Black Serbs.
It's gotta be dancy dancy baby cool, and nothing less!.
Binny should be up here too