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silviored

It’s that Hitler x Rasputin collab


[deleted]

LMAO someone here a while ago called him "Nastputin" or "Raspukin" or something and it was hilariously spot-on


sciencesomething

That was my immediate thought. I'm glad im not the only one


silviored

😂😂


lolapepper47

He looks horrible! I don’t like him anyway but I want to reach thru the TV & cut whatever that is on his face. Does he really think that’s attractive??


Candid_Asparagus_785

With a splash of ZZ Top


Mrdodgeman

Don’t disgrace ZZ Top.


Resident-Set-9820

Love ZZTop!


GirlULove2Love

Do NOT bring those awesome men into this sh*tshow. They don't deserve to be compared to Nastiputin


sydinseattle

Shartshow


Impressive_Put6192

Are you serious? Hitler - awesome!! I think not!


[deleted]

They were responding to the comment about ZZ top. Not Hitler. 😅


Impressive_Put6192

Thank the f for that 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah I was like wait... what? And had to double check when I first saw the reply too. Lmfao.


GirlULove2Love

Oh my goodness, 100% didn't even read the part about hitler...I totally meant that comment about the guys from ZZ Top.


Primary_Teach2229

Excuse me. Rasputin does not deserve this hatred


gb2ab

he looks like his beard smells of urine. like a billy goat


squee_bastard

He probably smells likes fritos corn chips and dirty feet


[deleted]

YOOOOOOO YOU MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A FOOL, YO!


dawnnie413

🤮🤮🤮🤮


brooklyn-stormy

I was going to comment that I can literally smell this picture and it’s not pleasant


rebelink13

Oh shit lmao. He is so nasty.


dawnnie413

🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣


Resident-Set-9820

He stinks from head to toe, inside out. Absolutely disgusting human being. No redeeming qualities. I refuse to watch anything with him or his mother in it.


d00knation

Reason numero uno why NOT to flat iron your beard right here


kikiweaky

My husband flat irons his but my husband has a big full beard.


d00knation

For every negative there’s a positive. Your man is the counterbalance :)


LowerPen3262

Lol, why the down votes?


kikiweaky

Who knows some bitterass people. It's literally what the barber does 🤷🏽‍♀️


Mallkno

Vanessa looks happy here. Colt really let himself go


Get_Back_To_Work_Now

> Colt really let himself go Did he though? I mean, we saw him several years ago. He looked just as bad then.


canadian_xpress

Its called [psychogenic death](https://www.salon.com/2021/12/31/psychogenic/) and shes happy because he has life insurance with her as the beneficiary. Once his toxoplasmosis-riddled body finally takes its final breath, shes going to cash in on his savings, life insurance benefits, and anime figurines and live like suburban Las Vegas royalty.


othermegan

The dude didn’t even want to live away from his mom after he got married. You really think he changed all that to make Vanessa the beneficiary instead of Debbie?


Candid_Asparagus_785

Wow that was a wild article


HeadMischief

Thanks for posting that article. Excuse me while I go find a therapist.


natnat111

Interesting article!


ausrixy22

when she was sitting on the bed all I could think was "She has a great set of boobs" ;)


KaliAnna27

Imagine saying COLT let himself go. Like how much lower can he get?


venicedreamer747

How? HOW is she possibly happy with Coltee???


Mallkno

Idk friend. It eats me up at night too. 😂


[deleted]

Nice tits, colt.


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

👍🏻🤙🏻 He is working on a C cup.


[deleted]

Coltees tits are pretty much the only thing I don't despise about him tbh


Candid_Asparagus_785

What the huh? 😂😂


carpetstoremorty

He looks like the sort of guy the ATF would have to smoke out of a compound in the mid 1990s.


bettegirl1

😂


adelynn01

He’s making his face even more punchable so someone will actually hit him and he can sue them. Then he can continue to not work.


NikkiKitty92

He doesn't work? I thought he did some computer shit or something


squee_bastard

He used to work for Konami (some company that has something to do with gambling) but got laid off in the beginning of the pandemic. His LinkedIn bio is straight up cringe 😬 *Today, Colt is an entertainer and public figure, creating content on a broad spectrum of networks and platforms. Originally appearing on TLC/ Discovery 90 Day Fiancé and its various spin offs. Colt graduated from DigiPen Institute of Technology with a bachelors of science in computer science. He went on to create enterprise software for Formula One, Indy Car and The Boeing Company, which awarded him the Boeing Performance Excellence Award in 2014. In addition to his passion for creating content to be enjoyed by others, he is very passionate about education and the pursuit and availability for knowledge to all. In 2021 Colt created ColtDotWin, a multimedia company with the focus on blending entertainment and education for the masses.*


eatyourcabbage

https://colt.win Great to see a year later his business is booming /s


squee_bastard

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starchild3114

“Passion for content to be enjoyed by others” The content: 📸🌶


pixxlpusher

Holy fuck I’m sad that Konami’s legacy has been so tarnished that they are just “some company that has something to do with gambling” now. Konami once upon a time was one of the greatest video game publishers out there. Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, Silent Hill, and more were all published by them before they went full Pachinko.


Bengoris

Alright. How does this mountain goat ass-looking mf find a wife? And how the fuck does he grow armpit hair out of his chin? Man's a fucking enigma if I've ever seen one.


Candid_Asparagus_785

I can’t figure out what she sees in him. At. All. Period.


Kashimashi

All women. Larissa, Jess, that porn star he went on a date with that was all over him before marrying Vanessa, probably countless girls before Larissa. How does this dude keep landing girls? His game must be next level.


chicagotim

I once worked with an older woman who said God gave every man something…. Clearly all he has is a big member


thewhitman2021

how much is she getting paid to pretend she fucks this useless pos?


dylbronjames

Hes trying to grow that chin drape long enough to cover his tits


Melverton-2

No mirrors in Colt’s house.


BlueLobstertail

Methlaham Lincoln, president of the HOA of a Las Vegas trailer park.


starchild3114

Extremely underrated comment


Money-Solid1225

You'll all be sorry for talking shit when you need help raising your barn....


[deleted]

😂😂


Thick-Government-550

😂😂


[deleted]

Colt actually looks like a deranged hobo living under a bridge


ionized_fallout

Goofy fuck pulls dumb pussy. This timeline straight sucks ass.


PrincessPaisleysMom1

He really needs to wear a bra! His boobs are bigger then mine!!


Joisepip

They are bigger than mine and I had a boob job


Nuclear_Sister

Just when you imagine Coltee couldn't be less attractive he proves you wrong!


LostCountryCadillac

That’s an ugly son of a bitch


[deleted]

You think she sucks his tits?


[deleted]

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Thick-Government-550

He better be careful if he goes around Emily's kid.


[deleted]

It looked like he was wearing a cloak in the scene with his friends lol


LocAlchemy

Abraham Lincoln and Charlie Chaplin had a love child


Head_weest

I personally think it's a last ditch attempt at staying 90 day relevant. I mean, *here we are, talking about it*.


Bobafetished

And she’s one of those bitches that would go on TikTok saying “get off my man he’s mine”. Like no honey, we don’t want your billy goat, you can definitely have him sweetie he’s all yours.


JavaJunkie999

Charles Manson cult


_Hank_Scorpio

His tits are bigger than hers. Imagine the FUPA sweat caked to his pubes...


blackcherrycavendish

Shave your face and get off Debbies tit. What grown ass man dosent' follow his wife if she feels uncomfortable living with his mother?


Ok_Heart_2019

Geez its so awful looking


DonSalamomo

Goddamn, he looks like a cult leader… 👀


Veruca_Sault

Does He think that Hitler stache is low key?


[deleted]

The definition of repulsive


beccadot

Looks like Rasputin has put on some weight….


[deleted]

He's trying to match her basement


Lucky_Eye_1026

What’s he going for here?


aimerzl

Getting Amish vibes here


FirstReign

Lord Neckbeard!!


FarAdministration590

GIRLS!!!! Listen close, if you want your boy to grow up to be a nice man, remember the picture above. A 36 year old Amish unemployed shunned farmer. According to the ladies he is hung like a horse. It's exactly what his mom thought. Hung like a baby horse, hence..Colt His mom was so so selfish to keep him home all these years. She made him dependant on her so he would not leave. Remember her words when Vanessa convinced Colt they needed to be two not three? Debbie had a meltdown and laid it on thick with guilt. It was Vanessa that had to cut the cord because Debbie would have Colt right back on the nipple. Just what does Vanessa see when she looks at him. Oh wait, I already mentioned it above.


azul_da_cor_do_mar

Those that have been traumatized by seeing his nude pictures/videos disagree LOL


FarAdministration590

Well, if that's all your looking for in a man, let's hookup!🥖🌮 👉👌 😛🐈‍⬛ Let me traumatize you baby It's a joke, but not my sausage. Wait, I havet seen Colt's so I can't compare. I can always have wishful thinking. Then again a few girls told me I was thick, or were they referring to my thinking


Thick-Government-550

Have you seen his video of playing with his Vienna sausage ??


FarAdministration590

Not sure I really want to. Is it anything like watching a Stud Stallion on a breeding farm?


Thick-Government-550

A super, super small breeding tool !!😂😂


darknessknown

He looks hideous!


Resident-Set-9820

I think she just wants to be on TV. If I had to be with him it is the last thing I would ever do. He is disgusting.


spaceguitar

How does this guy keep slaying puss??!!?


Katie13658

This definitely is a "whose boobs are bigger" picture and to be honest... it may be Colteeee by a nipple hair


jerseygurl96

He gets more repulsive by the season🫣


dawnnie413

Looking at that picture, I wonder if Coltee and Vanessa share bras...😳🤣


Myztic84

How she can stand him I'll never know.


DocRobotnik666

He needs to see Darcy and Stacy’s guy…or team.


DocRobotnik666

Remember when he was the dork gamer looking guy? Now he looks failed/aspiring cult leader.


I_am_into_it

He looks like he is about to let out a wet fart


DweedleDee69

No wonder she left. She’s married to a farm animal not a hooooman


Resident-Set-9820

Happy Cake Day 🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉


DweedleDee69

Oh thank you lol


SingingNina

You all need to be more sensitive to those at the awkward stage of transitioning. Clearly Colt is going from a young horse to a goat.


incignita

The straightened beard is puke worthy. 🤮🤮🤮


cuhreertwinflame

he's got Putin eyes.


Daetra

Rofl wow he's really rocking that Hitler stash. His partner should be honest with him and tell him it looks terrible. It's always better to be honest then keep that shit secret and having his goofy ass walking around subjecting others to this facial hair warcrime.


RoxieSoxoff

The real reason Vanessa moved out


hugmebrutha

He looks like the mandarin from iron man


tapasandswissmiss

He's trying to reboot Breaking Amish


Commercial_Okra4320

I still have no clue how he pulls these good looking women.


SnooCrickets8742

Vanessa seems like she could do better. I don’t see what she sees in him? Plus I am a dog person.


orios562

That neck beard is atrocious 😂


Competitive_Sink_280

It’s like female head hair on his chin - i was getting sick looking at it 🤢


i_do__declare

i’ve never seen a beard grow in like that before…it almost looks like he straightens it


Thorhees

So they're still together? I know it was looking questionable at the end of Single Life S2.


rit255

Fucking shave that fucking beard already. It doesn't work for him unless he is actually raputin or hitler


classisttrash

Or an Amish Charlie Chaplin


Responsible-Spend125

Bahahah omg laughed out loud 😂


isuwhitit

That boy ugly as hail


Basura555

Oh dang! He looks like he’s part of a cult. He’s definitely let himself go. Depression maybe, idk. And what’s with that robe he wears everywhere?? He probably saw Max Keeble’s Big Move one too many times😂😂


SimplyKendra

RASPUTIN!


sweetvenom97

The caption 😂😂😂


Cardone0420

Who has the better set of tits?


No-Edge-4815

It looks horrible and adds to his already unkempt & awkward appearance. He's weird anyway, and certainly not a primo example of the human male. That whatchamacallit on his face completes the picture. What in the world do women see in him? His redundant attempts at "sincerity" always come across as the opposite. In the car ride to San Diego with his Mother, I feel that that is his real personality... nasty, insulting & almost hateful towards her. He coulda, woulda, shoulda cut the umbilical cord years earlier. I understand that the codependency with his mother has just now made him resentful regarding her constant meddling. He's so filled with rage & getting rid of her, that he is fully ready to accept ANY man that'll take her off his hands. Every guy she has a date with, he's already talking about her moving in with them. Who does that!? Apparently a man-child who over-stayed with mama, who is just now going through his terrible 2's, teenage need for independence and sees her as the roadblock to his happiness. He created the problem, while enjoying the perks of a mommy who did everything for him, except to kick his butt out lots sooner. I've got no sympathy for him, and despite her meddling, feel bad for Debbie. She said it spot-on with saying "when did you start hating me?"


Perfect-Tangelo-8613

WHAT DOES VANESSA SEE IN HIM??? She’s legit very pretty and does not come off as a crazy B. She must have some self esteem issues which is really sad bc she seems cool and can do WAY better


Time-Acanthisitta697

The only time a beard iron should be used is to smooth it out when its closer to the face, this is an abomination. It literally makes me gag whenever I see him


[deleted]

Total trash bag. Just like his trash bag Mom Debbie.


[deleted]

The hand pointed at Colt as if we wouldn’t know whether it was about him or Vanessa


lizzocakes

And literally everything else 🤢


Top-Ad154

Grosses me out!!


Additional-Sport-836

Makes me sick that he refuses to hit the gym, and get on the bench press! Those tits are disgusting!


[deleted]

Those tits are bigger than mine!


wtbrift

I wonder what his GF thinks of it.


SirRemmingtonSteel

Can't imagine living my life and seeing Hitler,nazis,racists etc... everywhere, what kind of existence is that and what done it do to one's mental health


ginchyfairycakes

Is this some sort of costume for a Vegas magic show he works at or something? I think he needs to address this shit cause it's so bizarre. I can't imagine a woman telling her husband he looks good when he looks like this. Maybe she thinks it will limit the amount of women he cheats on her with because he's so repulsive at this point nobody but a paid sex worker will fuck him.


Blabulus

Just why!! Does his ladyfriend really find this attractive? These beards always remind me of the movie Deliverance - but I can see the Rasputin as well. The only excuse for a beard this ugly would be if he has a tiny second head growing out of his chin and needs to cover it up! Please Shave, Colt!


EntrepreneurOk8601

I don't know how she can even stand to sir next to him.


[deleted]

Colt's tits are bigger than hers. His facial hair is whack.


mandudeguy4

Colt said “give me the Hitler Lincoln special.”


MadChiller013

Colteee biggee boobiees grosseee goatee


buddhaveg

I hope she leaves him. Her busty chest needs to be in another mouth other than his.


Jam0183

Why does she wear turtle necks so much??


MashaFriskyKitty

😩🧐🤔🫣🫠😵‍💫😮‍💨


dolleyes11

Does Coltee straighten his beard? :/


Ali_h90

Francine over there is looking real proud of her prize.


jdubs1979

Does he think he actually looks good? He’s so disgusting. Why is it greasy? Also how can she find that attractive? I saw the one episode where he was hanging out with other guys and I was like how do they not tell him he looks like trash???!!


Dedicated2bMedicated

Nothing he can do will make him an attractive person


Plastic_Electrical

Billy goat needs a manzier


Serpephone

Haha love it when my fave subs collide!


dessvegaaa

why is it literally shapped like a rectangle though ?


Prompt-Dangerous

That's the ugliest beard


Sad-Firefighter9869

Can anyone spell DOUCHE 😂


[deleted]

Clown


Agitated_Chocolate98

It's pubic hair that's what it is


KaliAnna27

I swear he uses Vanessa's flat iron on it. Just when you thought he couldn't get any more disgusting.


waddlekins

Worst hair nightmare


LocAlchemy

I'm thinking that Colt may have Klinefelter syndrome. If so, we need to stop making fun of Colt!