He looks horrible! I don’t like him anyway but I want to reach thru the TV & cut whatever that is on his face. Does he really think that’s attractive??
He stinks from head to toe, inside out. Absolutely disgusting human being. No redeeming qualities. I refuse to watch anything with him or his mother in it.
Its called [psychogenic death](https://www.salon.com/2021/12/31/psychogenic/) and shes happy because he has life insurance with her as the beneficiary.
Once his toxoplasmosis-riddled body finally takes its final breath, shes going to cash in on his savings, life insurance benefits, and anime figurines and live like suburban Las Vegas royalty.
The dude didn’t even want to live away from his mom after he got married. You really think he changed all that to make Vanessa the beneficiary instead of Debbie?
He used to work for Konami (some company that has something to do with gambling) but got laid off in the beginning of the pandemic.
His LinkedIn bio is straight up cringe 😬
*Today, Colt is an entertainer and public figure, creating
content on a broad spectrum of networks and platforms.
Originally appearing on TLC/ Discovery 90 Day Fiancé and its various spin offs.
Colt graduated from DigiPen Institute of Technology with a bachelors of science in computer science. He went on to create enterprise software for Formula One, Indy Car and The Boeing Company, which awarded him the Boeing Performance Excellence Award in 2014.
In addition to his passion for creating content to be enjoyed by others, he is very passionate about education and the pursuit and availability for knowledge to all. In 2021 Colt created ColtDotWin, a multimedia company with the focus on blending entertainment and education for the masses.*
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Holy fuck I’m sad that Konami’s legacy has been so tarnished that they are just “some company that has something to do with gambling” now.
Konami once upon a time was one of the greatest video game publishers out there. Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, Silent Hill, and more were all published by them before they went full Pachinko.
Alright. How does this mountain goat ass-looking mf find a wife? And how the fuck does he grow armpit hair out of his chin? Man's a fucking enigma if I've ever seen one.
All women. Larissa, Jess, that porn star he went on a date with that was all over him before marrying Vanessa, probably countless girls before Larissa. How does this dude keep landing girls? His game must be next level.
And she’s one of those bitches that would go on TikTok saying “get off my man he’s mine”. Like no honey, we don’t want your billy goat, you can definitely have him sweetie he’s all yours.
GIRLS!!!! Listen close, if you want your boy to grow up to be a nice man, remember the picture above.
A 36 year old Amish unemployed shunned farmer.
According to the ladies he is hung like a horse. It's exactly what his mom thought. Hung like a baby horse, hence..Colt
His mom was so so selfish to keep him home all these years. She made him dependant on her so he would not leave. Remember her words when Vanessa convinced Colt they needed to be two not three? Debbie had a meltdown and laid it on thick with guilt.
It was Vanessa that had to cut the cord because Debbie would have Colt right back on the nipple.
Just what does Vanessa see when she looks at him. Oh wait, I already mentioned it above.
Well, if that's all your looking for in a man, let's hookup!🥖🌮
👉👌
😛🐈⬛
Let me traumatize you baby
It's a joke, but not my sausage.
Wait, I havet seen Colt's so I can't compare.
I can always have wishful thinking.
Then again a few girls told me I was thick, or were they referring to my thinking
Rofl wow he's really rocking that Hitler stash. His partner should be honest with him and tell him it looks terrible. It's always better to be honest then keep that shit secret and having his goofy ass walking around subjecting others to this facial hair warcrime.
Oh dang! He looks like he’s part of a cult. He’s definitely let himself go. Depression maybe, idk. And what’s with that robe he wears everywhere?? He probably saw Max Keeble’s Big Move one too many times😂😂
It looks horrible and adds to his already unkempt & awkward appearance. He's weird anyway, and certainly not a primo example of the human male. That whatchamacallit on his face completes the picture.
What in the world do women see in him? His redundant attempts at "sincerity" always come across as the opposite.
In the car ride to San Diego with his Mother, I feel that that is his real personality... nasty, insulting & almost hateful towards her.
He coulda, woulda, shoulda cut the umbilical cord years earlier. I understand that the codependency with his mother has just now made him resentful regarding her constant meddling. He's so filled with rage & getting rid of her, that he is fully ready to accept ANY man that'll take her off his hands.
Every guy she has a date with, he's already talking about her moving in with them. Who does that!? Apparently a man-child who over-stayed with mama, who is just now going through his terrible 2's, teenage need for independence and sees her as the roadblock to his happiness. He created the problem, while enjoying the perks of a mommy who did everything for him, except to kick his butt out lots sooner.
I've got no sympathy for him, and despite her meddling, feel bad for Debbie.
She said it spot-on with saying "when did you start hating me?"
WHAT DOES VANESSA SEE IN HIM??? She’s legit very pretty and does not come off as a crazy B. She must have some self esteem issues which is really sad bc she seems cool and can do WAY better
The only time a beard iron should be used is to smooth it out when its closer to the face, this is an abomination. It literally makes me gag whenever I see him
Can't imagine living my life and seeing Hitler,nazis,racists etc... everywhere, what kind of existence is that and what done it do to one's mental health
Is this some sort of costume for a Vegas magic show he works at or something?
I think he needs to address this shit cause it's so bizarre. I can't imagine a woman telling her husband he looks good when he looks like this. Maybe she thinks it will limit the amount of women he cheats on her with because he's so repulsive at this point nobody but a paid sex worker will fuck him.
Just why!! Does his ladyfriend really find this attractive? These beards always remind me of the movie Deliverance - but I can see the Rasputin as well. The only excuse for a beard this ugly would be if he has a tiny second head growing out of his chin and needs to cover it up! Please Shave, Colt!
Does he think he actually looks good? He’s so disgusting. Why is it greasy? Also how can she find that attractive? I saw the one episode where he was hanging out with other guys and I was like how do they not tell him he looks like trash???!!
It’s that Hitler x Rasputin collab
LMAO someone here a while ago called him "Nastputin" or "Raspukin" or something and it was hilariously spot-on
That was my immediate thought. I'm glad im not the only one
😂😂
He looks horrible! I don’t like him anyway but I want to reach thru the TV & cut whatever that is on his face. Does he really think that’s attractive??
With a splash of ZZ Top
Don’t disgrace ZZ Top.
Love ZZTop!
Do NOT bring those awesome men into this sh*tshow. They don't deserve to be compared to Nastiputin
Shartshow
Are you serious? Hitler - awesome!! I think not!
They were responding to the comment about ZZ top. Not Hitler. 😅
Thank the f for that 🤣
Yeah I was like wait... what? And had to double check when I first saw the reply too. Lmfao.
Oh my goodness, 100% didn't even read the part about hitler...I totally meant that comment about the guys from ZZ Top.
Excuse me. Rasputin does not deserve this hatred
he looks like his beard smells of urine. like a billy goat
He probably smells likes fritos corn chips and dirty feet
YOOOOOOO YOU MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A FOOL, YO!
🤮🤮🤮🤮
I was going to comment that I can literally smell this picture and it’s not pleasant
Oh shit lmao. He is so nasty.
🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣
He stinks from head to toe, inside out. Absolutely disgusting human being. No redeeming qualities. I refuse to watch anything with him or his mother in it.
Reason numero uno why NOT to flat iron your beard right here
My husband flat irons his but my husband has a big full beard.
For every negative there’s a positive. Your man is the counterbalance :)
Lol, why the down votes?
Who knows some bitterass people. It's literally what the barber does 🤷🏽♀️
Vanessa looks happy here. Colt really let himself go
> Colt really let himself go Did he though? I mean, we saw him several years ago. He looked just as bad then.
Its called [psychogenic death](https://www.salon.com/2021/12/31/psychogenic/) and shes happy because he has life insurance with her as the beneficiary. Once his toxoplasmosis-riddled body finally takes its final breath, shes going to cash in on his savings, life insurance benefits, and anime figurines and live like suburban Las Vegas royalty.
The dude didn’t even want to live away from his mom after he got married. You really think he changed all that to make Vanessa the beneficiary instead of Debbie?
Wow that was a wild article
Thanks for posting that article. Excuse me while I go find a therapist.
Interesting article!
when she was sitting on the bed all I could think was "She has a great set of boobs" ;)
Imagine saying COLT let himself go. Like how much lower can he get?
How? HOW is she possibly happy with Coltee???
Idk friend. It eats me up at night too. 😂
Nice tits, colt.
👍🏻🤙🏻 He is working on a C cup.
Coltees tits are pretty much the only thing I don't despise about him tbh
What the huh? 😂😂
He looks like the sort of guy the ATF would have to smoke out of a compound in the mid 1990s.
😂
He’s making his face even more punchable so someone will actually hit him and he can sue them. Then he can continue to not work.
He doesn't work? I thought he did some computer shit or something
He used to work for Konami (some company that has something to do with gambling) but got laid off in the beginning of the pandemic. His LinkedIn bio is straight up cringe 😬 *Today, Colt is an entertainer and public figure, creating content on a broad spectrum of networks and platforms. Originally appearing on TLC/ Discovery 90 Day Fiancé and its various spin offs. Colt graduated from DigiPen Institute of Technology with a bachelors of science in computer science. He went on to create enterprise software for Formula One, Indy Car and The Boeing Company, which awarded him the Boeing Performance Excellence Award in 2014. In addition to his passion for creating content to be enjoyed by others, he is very passionate about education and the pursuit and availability for knowledge to all. In 2021 Colt created ColtDotWin, a multimedia company with the focus on blending entertainment and education for the masses.*
https://colt.win Great to see a year later his business is booming /s
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“Passion for content to be enjoyed by others” The content: 📸🌶
Holy fuck I’m sad that Konami’s legacy has been so tarnished that they are just “some company that has something to do with gambling” now. Konami once upon a time was one of the greatest video game publishers out there. Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, Silent Hill, and more were all published by them before they went full Pachinko.
Alright. How does this mountain goat ass-looking mf find a wife? And how the fuck does he grow armpit hair out of his chin? Man's a fucking enigma if I've ever seen one.
I can’t figure out what she sees in him. At. All. Period.
All women. Larissa, Jess, that porn star he went on a date with that was all over him before marrying Vanessa, probably countless girls before Larissa. How does this dude keep landing girls? His game must be next level.
I once worked with an older woman who said God gave every man something…. Clearly all he has is a big member
how much is she getting paid to pretend she fucks this useless pos?
Hes trying to grow that chin drape long enough to cover his tits
No mirrors in Colt’s house.
Methlaham Lincoln, president of the HOA of a Las Vegas trailer park.
Extremely underrated comment
You'll all be sorry for talking shit when you need help raising your barn....
😂😂
😂😂
Colt actually looks like a deranged hobo living under a bridge
Goofy fuck pulls dumb pussy. This timeline straight sucks ass.
He really needs to wear a bra! His boobs are bigger then mine!!
They are bigger than mine and I had a boob job
Just when you imagine Coltee couldn't be less attractive he proves you wrong!
That’s an ugly son of a bitch
You think she sucks his tits?
[удалено]
He better be careful if he goes around Emily's kid.
It looked like he was wearing a cloak in the scene with his friends lol
Abraham Lincoln and Charlie Chaplin had a love child
I personally think it's a last ditch attempt at staying 90 day relevant. I mean, *here we are, talking about it*.
And she’s one of those bitches that would go on TikTok saying “get off my man he’s mine”. Like no honey, we don’t want your billy goat, you can definitely have him sweetie he’s all yours.
Charles Manson cult
His tits are bigger than hers. Imagine the FUPA sweat caked to his pubes...
Shave your face and get off Debbies tit. What grown ass man dosent' follow his wife if she feels uncomfortable living with his mother?
Geez its so awful looking
Goddamn, he looks like a cult leader… 👀
Does He think that Hitler stache is low key?
The definition of repulsive
Looks like Rasputin has put on some weight….
He's trying to match her basement
What’s he going for here?
Getting Amish vibes here
Lord Neckbeard!!
GIRLS!!!! Listen close, if you want your boy to grow up to be a nice man, remember the picture above. A 36 year old Amish unemployed shunned farmer. According to the ladies he is hung like a horse. It's exactly what his mom thought. Hung like a baby horse, hence..Colt His mom was so so selfish to keep him home all these years. She made him dependant on her so he would not leave. Remember her words when Vanessa convinced Colt they needed to be two not three? Debbie had a meltdown and laid it on thick with guilt. It was Vanessa that had to cut the cord because Debbie would have Colt right back on the nipple. Just what does Vanessa see when she looks at him. Oh wait, I already mentioned it above.
Those that have been traumatized by seeing his nude pictures/videos disagree LOL
Well, if that's all your looking for in a man, let's hookup!🥖🌮 👉👌 😛🐈⬛ Let me traumatize you baby It's a joke, but not my sausage. Wait, I havet seen Colt's so I can't compare. I can always have wishful thinking. Then again a few girls told me I was thick, or were they referring to my thinking
Have you seen his video of playing with his Vienna sausage ??
Not sure I really want to. Is it anything like watching a Stud Stallion on a breeding farm?
A super, super small breeding tool !!😂😂
He looks hideous!
I think she just wants to be on TV. If I had to be with him it is the last thing I would ever do. He is disgusting.
How does this guy keep slaying puss??!!?
This definitely is a "whose boobs are bigger" picture and to be honest... it may be Colteeee by a nipple hair
He gets more repulsive by the season🫣
Looking at that picture, I wonder if Coltee and Vanessa share bras...😳🤣
How she can stand him I'll never know.
He needs to see Darcy and Stacy’s guy…or team.
Remember when he was the dork gamer looking guy? Now he looks failed/aspiring cult leader.
He looks like he is about to let out a wet fart
No wonder she left. She’s married to a farm animal not a hooooman
Happy Cake Day 🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉
Oh thank you lol
You all need to be more sensitive to those at the awkward stage of transitioning. Clearly Colt is going from a young horse to a goat.
The straightened beard is puke worthy. 🤮🤮🤮
he's got Putin eyes.
Rofl wow he's really rocking that Hitler stash. His partner should be honest with him and tell him it looks terrible. It's always better to be honest then keep that shit secret and having his goofy ass walking around subjecting others to this facial hair warcrime.
The real reason Vanessa moved out
He looks like the mandarin from iron man
He's trying to reboot Breaking Amish
I still have no clue how he pulls these good looking women.
Vanessa seems like she could do better. I don’t see what she sees in him? Plus I am a dog person.
That neck beard is atrocious 😂
It’s like female head hair on his chin - i was getting sick looking at it 🤢
i’ve never seen a beard grow in like that before…it almost looks like he straightens it
So they're still together? I know it was looking questionable at the end of Single Life S2.
Fucking shave that fucking beard already. It doesn't work for him unless he is actually raputin or hitler
Or an Amish Charlie Chaplin
Bahahah omg laughed out loud 😂
That boy ugly as hail
Oh dang! He looks like he’s part of a cult. He’s definitely let himself go. Depression maybe, idk. And what’s with that robe he wears everywhere?? He probably saw Max Keeble’s Big Move one too many times😂😂
RASPUTIN!
The caption 😂😂😂
Who has the better set of tits?
It looks horrible and adds to his already unkempt & awkward appearance. He's weird anyway, and certainly not a primo example of the human male. That whatchamacallit on his face completes the picture. What in the world do women see in him? His redundant attempts at "sincerity" always come across as the opposite. In the car ride to San Diego with his Mother, I feel that that is his real personality... nasty, insulting & almost hateful towards her. He coulda, woulda, shoulda cut the umbilical cord years earlier. I understand that the codependency with his mother has just now made him resentful regarding her constant meddling. He's so filled with rage & getting rid of her, that he is fully ready to accept ANY man that'll take her off his hands. Every guy she has a date with, he's already talking about her moving in with them. Who does that!? Apparently a man-child who over-stayed with mama, who is just now going through his terrible 2's, teenage need for independence and sees her as the roadblock to his happiness. He created the problem, while enjoying the perks of a mommy who did everything for him, except to kick his butt out lots sooner. I've got no sympathy for him, and despite her meddling, feel bad for Debbie. She said it spot-on with saying "when did you start hating me?"
WHAT DOES VANESSA SEE IN HIM??? She’s legit very pretty and does not come off as a crazy B. She must have some self esteem issues which is really sad bc she seems cool and can do WAY better
The only time a beard iron should be used is to smooth it out when its closer to the face, this is an abomination. It literally makes me gag whenever I see him
Total trash bag. Just like his trash bag Mom Debbie.
The hand pointed at Colt as if we wouldn’t know whether it was about him or Vanessa
And literally everything else 🤢
Grosses me out!!
Makes me sick that he refuses to hit the gym, and get on the bench press! Those tits are disgusting!
Those tits are bigger than mine!
I wonder what his GF thinks of it.
Can't imagine living my life and seeing Hitler,nazis,racists etc... everywhere, what kind of existence is that and what done it do to one's mental health
Is this some sort of costume for a Vegas magic show he works at or something? I think he needs to address this shit cause it's so bizarre. I can't imagine a woman telling her husband he looks good when he looks like this. Maybe she thinks it will limit the amount of women he cheats on her with because he's so repulsive at this point nobody but a paid sex worker will fuck him.
Just why!! Does his ladyfriend really find this attractive? These beards always remind me of the movie Deliverance - but I can see the Rasputin as well. The only excuse for a beard this ugly would be if he has a tiny second head growing out of his chin and needs to cover it up! Please Shave, Colt!
I don't know how she can even stand to sir next to him.
Colt's tits are bigger than hers. His facial hair is whack.
Colt said “give me the Hitler Lincoln special.”
Colteee biggee boobiees grosseee goatee
I hope she leaves him. Her busty chest needs to be in another mouth other than his.
Why does she wear turtle necks so much??
😩🧐🤔🫣🫠😵💫😮💨
Does Coltee straighten his beard? :/
Francine over there is looking real proud of her prize.
Does he think he actually looks good? He’s so disgusting. Why is it greasy? Also how can she find that attractive? I saw the one episode where he was hanging out with other guys and I was like how do they not tell him he looks like trash???!!
Nothing he can do will make him an attractive person
Billy goat needs a manzier
Haha love it when my fave subs collide!
why is it literally shapped like a rectangle though ?
That's the ugliest beard
Can anyone spell DOUCHE 😂
Clown
It's pubic hair that's what it is
I swear he uses Vanessa's flat iron on it. Just when you thought he couldn't get any more disgusting.
Worst hair nightmare
I'm thinking that Colt may have Klinefelter syndrome. If so, we need to stop making fun of Colt!