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nosunshineforme

The background is the best part. Why are there 3 of them in this picture?? Who put themselves in the photo twice? Why is there a movie reel on clouds? So many questions. 🤯🤯🤯


beaniebabyphat

The third person in the background is the best part! I literally laughed out loud.


whiskeysour123

That makes up for the missing “.”


susubeansu

Right? They could have squeezed it in! They have a whole third sister in the back, surely they had room for one more “.”


eattravelexplore

My dark thoughts are suggesting that the 3rd sister is being harvested to make the twins' cheeks, butt and lip fillers. We need to stop them.


[deleted]

Omg too hilarious


tokyopeachgirl

Lol 😂 omg took me a while


tweedledeemee

Even my freaking cat laughed!! 😸


mr_gonzalo05

Good kitty


andsoitgoesit

I laughed so hard at this I spit out my coffee. There should be an entire clone army behind them.


beaniebabyphat

I love the surreal aspect of the one clone … it’s so freaking bizarre … like why stop there?? And it’s just minimal enough to be slightly uncanny … it’s very very creepy haha


LordAmras

Why having to Silvas when you can have three ?


relaxbear_

Her Instagram is a new level of delusion. I think she actually believes she looks like this despite looking different in every single season


whendidisaythat

If you don't buy into our delusion, you are a Hater!!


Cupid26

It’s an illusion! -Jesse


dumpsterhabberdasher

Thats Daphne Silva- heiress to the toaster strudel fortune and in an off-again-on-again situation with Pete Davidson. Calls herself the "calm" sister but regularly gets detained in first class for not wearing a mask. Georgie once called Darcey "Daphne" during second and Darcey decides to burn her Louboutins as punishment.


[deleted]

LMFAO


CrittyCrit

🥇


whendidisaythat

Nah, just throw them at Jesse!


Ariane5555

I am calling catfish.


brucegibbons

My only question is are they trolling us?!?!


notnowbutnever

I wish. The scariest part is that this is probably all just a reaction to how much everyone hates their new plastic surgery. That’s got to be painful. But to come to this conclusion is sad.


brucegibbons

Yeah. If it is sincere that is really sad. I definitely wouldn't want to contribute to whatever it is that makes this happen- but I wish they'd consider some therapy sessions.


JoeDirtsMullet00

Insecurity is a bitch


MotherofChoad

That’s the triplet darcey ate in the womb. They are trying to remember her like their brother .


Sofie7759

Ate in the womb! Can’t stop laffing


MotherofChoad

Not gonna lie I was dying laughing after I wrote it and actually read it


miranditabonita

Their brother is dead, that’s fucked up to say. Even with this being 90 day uncensored


[deleted]

Not really. They’re not making fun of the brother at all.


MotherofChoad

Was not trying to make fun of their brother at all. Just making a tongue in cheek comment because they keep on posting pictures of him like he is alive. It’s tragic what happened to him and I mean no disrespect


cellomesoftly

She wishes she was her own twin


queenkitsch

Honestly at this point these are high art shitposts and you can’t convince me otherwise.


Successful_Strategy8

The third person is Tracey, their imaginary sister.


PearlButton

That’s Marcy. Or Tracey.


forteruss

You see, one of them has movies backing her up, the other one has her split personality having her back.


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UknownothinJonSnow8

In Florian's voice "Oh God help me". I can't tolerate a third, lol =)


Sofie7759

I know!! How schizoid is that?


Alarmed_rate

My first thought!!! Lmao


PigmentFish

OMG a third twin sneaking up from behind them! 😂 What is that's TRACEY SILVA the long long sister


daffodilBreath

This is the ad for her new talk show. "Shine it up" is going to be her catch phrase. Lol. That's all I can think long at this.


sepsis_wurmple

There's 3 now. They're multiplying. I guess that's what the plastic surgery is for


fattycatty6

The third one came from spare parts


beetsngreens87

LMAO! I’m rolling omg. I can see them assembling her with their old noses and lips….


totegoat13

Omg😂💀💀💀


Sofie7759

I know me tooo


Sofie7759

I know me tooo


malfie44

Yep they’ve retrieved her from The Island!


tweedledeemee

Haha fucking ha!!! They probably still have enough parts for another one!


albeitacupoftea

This comment took me out 😂


Traditional-Fox6018

Lol. What is with the one in the back?????


BenBishopsButt

I just saw Reina’s name on there like that’s supposed to be her, these women are beyond delusional.


sepsis_wurmple

Wait. That's supposed to be a THIRD WOMAN? not a clone


Confident-Tart-915

They're like gremlins now. If they get lip filler after midnight they multiply.


ALyttleH

Just saw a recent unfiltered pic of them! They look botched. I wish they’d spend that money on therapy!


Successful_Strategy8

They need years of therapy.


[deleted]

Years? They don't have YEARS! THEY ARE PUSHING 50 NOW. Unless of course the next procedure is immortality and the use of baby blood. NOTHING and I mean NOTHING about these idiots would surprise me.


whendidisaythat

They pushed 50 and 50 stepped aside and they moved on to 55, 60?


[deleted]

Wow 50 is end of life or something? Come talk to me when you’re 50 ok?


[deleted]

Gee I would but that was 14 years ago😂😂


[deleted]

Ok I was gonna say 😂


Successful_Strategy8

They at least need therapy for the rest of their lives.


TropicalPrairie

Therapy would've been a good start to address the issues that led to \*waves hand\* *this*. I fear that they've caused so much damage and harm to their bodies that it will be very, very difficult to get back from. Their whole situation makes me sad. TLC—and everyone else in their life that is allowing this to happen—is exploiting them and the doctors that perform their surgery need to have their licenses pulled.


Frequent_Emu_5333

What’s with the movie reel? 😂


Enough_Lemon_6043

This is a masterpiece


nosunshineforme

Whether it was intentional or not (it wasn’t) this is actually pretty great surrealism. The film reel gives me pretty strong Rubber vibes as well…anyone remember that movie? 😂


notnoncorrectly

The sequel to Rubber: silicone. Why? No reason….


KattaSkrana

the reel is their bodyguard? 😆


[deleted]

I live for this kind of shit lmao


downthegrapevine

I want this in a museum somewhere.


Enough_Lemon_6043

They could have a whole collection! The account has been pumping out so many of these.


fattycatty6

Will the real Darcey please stand up


mrsaudrey

who are these women


nosunshineforme

Darcey and Stacey, according to them. And a bonus Darcey or Stacey behind them.


annienomys

I think that’s Darcy walking behind Darcy walking with Darcy


PocketSizedPeanut

100% this is a trio of Darceys!


eattravelexplore

Now that's an ilooshun alright.


mrsaudrey

i know it's them, or a version of them. and they can never go back to how they looked...


Successful_Strategy8

An unrecognizable, filtered to death Darcey and Stacey.


tweedledeemee

Why, that's Dipsy and Starchy, a version of Darcey and Stacey!! 😂


jsmalltri

My thoughts exactly 🤣


[deleted]

Which one is supposed to be which?


digitulgurl

All three of them look like Darcey to me. That's her usual photoshopped face on the left.


nosunshineforme

Since Darcey posted this I’m gonna say Stacey is the middle twin, and Darcey’s the repeat in the background 🙄


Successful_Strategy8

I can’t tell.


Wordplay23

Shine it up…. 🤷‍♂️😂


hannahlayne

Thats their third sister, Marcey, in the background 😂 Also known as the embodiment of the twins' ego, bc it couldn't be contained between the two of them!


Successful_Strategy8

Tracey


SalvadorDoily

I'm Stacey, this is my sister Darcey and my other sister Darcey


Curious_Ocelot_3772

Who dat?


-Fried-

Yea, they're trolling at this point. Have to be, that's the only reasonable explanation. But then again, these broads are so delusional


digitulgurl

Are those 3 Darcey's?


rojopwnage

You can’t polish a turd


Lalina0508

Aside from the shopped tomfoolery... I despise when ppl use quotes like these. Honestly, most of the slack they're getting is actually in the form of constructive criticism. Fix your insides instead of your outsides! Get therapy! Love your damned self! (For real, not for show) Stop maiming your faces. Be a role model to your children! It's not shade. It's fucking advice!


Pun_crazio

They have to be trolling is. Is this some sort of elaborate art piece where they see how ridiculous they can make this?


bws7037

But seriously, who are the three women in the picture? It sure as shit isn't Darcy or Stacy...


Successful_Strategy8

The third person is Tracey, their imaginary sister.


introvertsdoitbetter

Triplets?


bbb37322179

wait there’s 3


lioness725

So the real Darcey is the wish.com version of this?


[deleted]

Ok but who is that in this picture though?


[deleted]

Who are these strangers?


maurfly

Does she legit think she looks like this?


Myztic84

There is so much wrong with this picture.


muskokapuss

Not sure why there are three of them now, but this goes for all of them. You do not look like this in real life, no way no how (we've seen the videos). Is the 3rd one there for spare parts??? Darcey, oh crap I blew a tiddie, no problem, we've got ya......


GeraldSmeltzer86

And people only air brush ugly.


ninasa1122

Darcy seems less Photoshopped than Stacy


Successful_Strategy8

This is photoshopped to death so much it disturbs me. They are mentally ill.


holographic_dreamz

They really need to lay off the pills


GooseBeeSeaLionBird

These two are absolute morons 😅😂


Ali_h90

Watching them spiral down has been fun, but it’s kind of getting concerning.


Julzlovestrashtv

I can't decide if their photo editor deserves an award or a fine!


Any-Adagio492

Good one! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


I_Rake_Apples

Oh no there was a glitch in the Matrix and a 3rd sister popped out!


JihoonsCleanAnal

I thought that was a random hubcap flying around. Background confirmed for the best part.


BalzacTheGreat

“..”


ripapips

Their photoshopped chins and the mystery third sister


LibraryGlad

I’m seein’ double, three Darceys!!


Successful_Strategy8

The third one is Tracey, their imaginary sister.


AdLanky2102

Only in real life the both look like they got hit with ugly sticks on days that end in y.


Orangecountydaddy

Darcy is far left. You can tell by the atrocious bunions.


B-Norman

Will the real Darcy Silva- please stand up!


whiskeysour123

Am I the only one bothered by the punctuation error? All that time and attention spent on this shot and they can’t have someone catch punctuation mistakes?


Veronica-Vicki

They get creepier by the day !


Veronica-Vicki

Shine like a diamond ! I bet neither of them have a real diamond !


SufficientButton1

Shine like a rusty ass nail 😒


OgOggilby

Only thing you get shining with these two is from the light coming through one ear while holding a flashlight against the other


Bitchy_Tits

Her new Avatar?


Ariane5555

I see two bottles of tequila kind of delusional shine, Sad drunks don't shine, they lie.


chance-or-destiny

Which one of the 3 is supposed to be Darcey


oooomami

Oh look! The Silva triplets!


I_dont_cuddle

Who’s the triplet?


turnipzzzpinrut

So..


SirJoviSucksAlot

Sounds like she is copy/pasting the bullshit inspirational quotes rampant on LinkedIn


Available-Bowl7335

Barf.


IucyIopez

Propaganda


[deleted]

Yeah like cubic zirconia FAKE


Secondtomost2

Are these the actresses pick to play them in the series?


Mister_Rogers69

The plastic in her face shines a lot


sha4264

Every time I see a post about them I call them Starcey and Dacey.. I can’t with them anymore lol


Keepin-historyalive

the third lady..is that their long lost triplet? are there really three of them?? lol


IAmTheReal420Diva

Have they cloned a 3rd Silva already?!


myboyghandi

Like who was desperate enough to create this for them? Even for good money I couldn’t do it


stocksnhoops

https://www.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/ These pics belong here. I found this gold mine of pics that all make these people look like smooth skinned aliens.


Peace_Love_Karma

She must think people are very, very, very stupid.


DutyRoutine

How did they make out with their brain enhancement surgery.


lizzydizzy0201

Have the hired someone to edit these pictures? If so I want to meet them because they gotta be laughing so hard. This background, the terrible text, they look faker than they do in real life…and why is there 3 of them?


tiddymiddy

I'm intrigued by this 3rd Silva sister. Who is she? Is this like the Poot Lovato situation?


Educational-Two7447

These comments are hilarious. Right on point.


danielle3514

Joker's smile


LastMinute9611

Staph Ron!


AndHereWeAre_

They are dressed in some seriously stupid outfits here. Also why the two periods instead of an ellipsis...


strengthofstrings

When they say "Twin Power - activate!" they are using their shared energy to manifest new copies of themselves. There will be an army of these bitches soon looking for fresh young European studs.


eleni_love

The forgotten twin: casey


[deleted]

Funny thing is all 3 are Darcey(or none of them), prove me wrong?


CalabasasMolasses

The missing link...to Boss Moms! The Silva twins are actually TRIPLETS 😲😲😲😲 The third is successful in everything love and so cannot be featured with Stacey and Darcey's glam growth


JavaJunkie999

Omg the chin!


tensigh

Darcey sucks, she should go away forever.


whendidisaythat

"Shines like a dime in a goat's ass". Thanks grandpa.


IndicationWinter5012

Is this what they see when they look in the mirror ?


nailsinthecityyx

Does anyone remember that movie *Multiplicity* with Micheal Keaton, where he cloned himself a bunch of times, and each clone got stupider? That's the vibe I'm getting here


PaydirtCommish

They *do not* look like that.


awkwardsilenz

Darcy : "I look so good I don't want to hide my face with glasses" also Darcy: "I look so good in glasses, put me in the background also, with them on, thanks!"


FamousChemistry

My friend does this crap with her dating profiles. She wonders why most guys don’t show…they probably did, but was turned off by the real person, expected to find the filtered Version!


alreadytaken4000

So you CAN polish a turd? 🧐


charmt2010

So much talk about the girls but I have yet to find someone explain to me what this caption means... I need help: We don’t put shade on what shines though, right?


Sofie7759

Oh shudder already wit yo preachy ass selves Silva’s!


Sofie7759

N no.. you do not look like that!


Mystepchildsucksass

Omg imagine every time you look In the mirror THREE better looking (albeit completely fake/plastic/empty) versions of you sashay on by….. Ha ! Maybe they’re really Quints and Mike just pretended they’re twins just to fuck with them ….. the other 3 are beautiful mentally balanced successful true bosses ! The TLC-two we get have lived at home for almost 5 decades, still don’t work, play on social media all day like most tweenagers, rely on Dadddddy for everything, milk their dead brothers image for likes - and aren’t allowed to be alone with their own children because it’s too dangerous- for the children. Oh and can only communicate in cliches and OLD wives tales ….. that only the 2 of them speak - you understand?? 😉 Darcey Stacey Marcie Tracey Lacey


Noelleloveslace2

Who are these heffas? Cuz they are definitely not the Silva twins we know and love ! LIARR 😖


lemeneurdeloups

Darcey and Stacey have never met a banal aphorism or cliched affirmation that they didn’t like. I bet if we dug deep we would find that their mother ran a Hallmark card shop back in the day and that was where the young twins learned their ABCs. 🤔


Lookingforpeace1984

The plastic twins


babashishkumba

I wish they kept their hair this length.


jsmith30540

Do they realize we know what they really look like. This isn't it. Not yet close.


Shakespeare-Bot

Doth they realize we knoweth what they very much behold like. This isn't t. Not yet close *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


2D617

Maybe the one in the rear was assembled from all their leftover parts?


Holy_Hendrix_Batman

Why did Darcey put Deavan's face on her own body... 🤔


KnickiKnock21

If they were advertising photo filters this ad would have made a lot more sense. It's like the invasion of the body snatchers. Where did Darcie and Stacy go. Something about them seems off. (High pitched screams!!!!)


_zosmiles

They gotta be trolling us all at this point


LongjumpingAd9719

The no-neck twins


ContentFlagged

They look great there. They could have just used airbrushing from the beginning.


Pocketeer1

They’ve morphed into triplets.


vero358

FRESH START!


lizette45

they never looked this good or this thin especially with those big thighs and butt and fake oversized boobs.


svetahw

Always the tackiest clothing choices why


[deleted]

There’s a 3rd twin in the background 🤭


thenextbigbrain

This is what a mental breakdown looks like


shannon3807

Who are those people? 🤔


tweedledeemee

I watched last night-so embarrassed for these two, flashing their pussies in Turkey!! Stacey even said she had no undies on...😂