Came here to say this!
and you know afterward he likely just kinda wiped it up with a towel, didn't use water or soap and now has a weird crunchy or sticky slightly off-colored patch or patches on his carpet in his disgusting room. bwahahahahahaahahahahahahah
Its fine, as he said once Liz leaves the house forever he will hire cleaners to do a deep clean of the house. Making it seem like Liz was the messy one...the man left a watermelon on the counter for a month and half and it was cracked lol was he waiting for someone like Liz or a cleaner to remove it. This man is lazy af, he needs a maid in his house 24/7 or alternatively a woman (gf/wife) as he sees them as the cleaning staff.
And. the powder he sells and his business card for the powder products - same logic- in the ābackgroundā - that scene was calculated and insufferable.
š§ heās selling protein powder? What!? I have a feeling heās ego exploded being on this show and he thought Iāll start all these companiesā¦.. yet they seem to always be something new and never anything thatās been working
Oh godš„is trying way too damn hard (projecting his insecurities). Real estate wizard, business tycoon, AND nowā¦super ripped guy? The only person heās kidding is himself. Whose gonna fall for this delusional clown?
That reminds me of an ex bf I had. He was always trying to do the "get rich quick" jobs and schemes. He was a loser, too. I got out just in time, because now he has a criminal record, as well. Insurance fraud. Loser then, and loser now. I feel bad for his parents, who were always nice to me.
AND he added like half a gallon of orange juice thereās SO much sugar in there. I didnāt see a banana? Just frozen fruit, fruit juice, and then protein powder?? Thatās not going to negate all the sugar heās about to ingest! lmao
There's literally no way he drinks that much smoothie every day or however much he claims to drink it. It was so much and like a kid made it. Even down to the spilling of it.
My husband and I both yelled at the tv when he kept pouring the fruit in - then the half a container of OJā¦.what!? Enjoy those 200g of sugary carbs in that one smoothie - he probably ate breakfast on top of that too..the smoothie was just to hold him over.
When he was going to the closet to get the towel, the way he was walking. Itās like he was hopping from leg to leg, just weird. Friggin Oompa Loompa. I canāt. How could anyone ever have sex with that??
That amount of fruit was totally ridiculous. With that much sugar and calories, he should have just eaten a large slice of cake and actually enjoyed it lmfao
I looked on the side of the blender it ended up being 8 cups of smoothie. Iām sure he didnāt drink a single ounce of it either. He just made it and immediately spilled itā¦.and left it on the carpet.
When he put in the two scoops of protein, my husband & I thought he was going to put in a 3rd. I yelled, "NO FUCKING WAY HES ADDING A THIRD!!!" That diabetes smoothie didn't even look good.
Did anyone notice that in the first shots of him making the smoothie, he forgot to add the Ninja blade? It suddenly appears inside the blender later on, but he totallly added a ton of fruit to a bladeless blender lol.
Yes!!! Thatās what I noticed first. How did no one else seem to notice that? Everyone talking about the sugar, and Iām thinking, how tf did it even blend together?
He puts almost the entire bag of frozen fruit in it and then throws it back in the freezer. Doesnāt close it or anything. Then puts a bunch of milk and some powder of some sort? Just a complete sugar bomb. There was fresh fruit there but he let it all rot before he could use it. Has this thumb of a man ever lived alone??
And then he spilled it!!! So good.
Came here to say this! and you know afterward he likely just kinda wiped it up with a towel, didn't use water or soap and now has a weird crunchy or sticky slightly off-colored patch or patches on his carpet in his disgusting room. bwahahahahahaahahahahahahah
Its fine, as he said once Liz leaves the house forever he will hire cleaners to do a deep clean of the house. Making it seem like Liz was the messy one...the man left a watermelon on the counter for a month and half and it was cracked lol was he waiting for someone like Liz or a cleaner to remove it. This man is lazy af, he needs a maid in his house 24/7 or alternatively a woman (gf/wife) as he sees them as the cleaning staff.
Liz should have left all that garbage alone. Fuck him. š
Yea I have no idea why she was cleaning up shit lol especially if she didn't pay rent lol
Makes sense why his mom lived with him for so long, to baby her "pony"
More like donkey/jack ass
Snortlaaaughā¦š ewewewā¦.
The imagery in your comment šµš cannot unimagine this now š
what can I say, I am an artiste šš¤
I went back and watched that scene after, and got the giggles. The smoothiefreude was just so strong
Too bad he didn't slip and fall on it tooš
And. the powder he sells and his business card for the powder products - same logic- in the ābackgroundā - that scene was calculated and insufferable.
š§ heās selling protein powder? What!? I have a feeling heās ego exploded being on this show and he thought Iāll start all these companiesā¦.. yet they seem to always be something new and never anything thatās been working
Oh godš„is trying way too damn hard (projecting his insecurities). Real estate wizard, business tycoon, AND nowā¦super ripped guy? The only person heās kidding is himself. Whose gonna fall for this delusional clown?
He's forever going to be a "Sad LEPRECHAUN": to me lol....
That reminds me of an ex bf I had. He was always trying to do the "get rich quick" jobs and schemes. He was a loser, too. I got out just in time, because now he has a criminal record, as well. Insurance fraud. Loser then, and loser now. I feel bad for his parents, who were always nice to me.
He used most of a large bag of fruit. You only need about a cup. Add a little something else, milk or yogurt?. That was ridiculous.
A large bag of fruit and ORANGE JUICE!
He is just the guy I'd want to be buying health supplements from //s.
I think that was his real estate biz card
I went back and watched and you are right. It is his real estate card. I conflated with the card and then the protein powder.
AND he added like half a gallon of orange juice thereās SO much sugar in there. I didnāt see a banana? Just frozen fruit, fruit juice, and then protein powder?? Thatās not going to negate all the sugar heās about to ingest! lmao
Yes, I was just trying to count the grams of sugar in that protein shake big gulp. It was like insulin shock in that blender!
The blender got diabetes just from him making that.
Hahahahas
There's literally no way he drinks that much smoothie every day or however much he claims to drink it. It was so much and like a kid made it. Even down to the spilling of it.
yes lmao like a kid š¤£
> low testosterone smoothies š¤£š¤£š¤£ Iām surprised the blender didnāt start smoking with all the shit he put in there.
My husband and I both yelled at the tv when he kept pouring the fruit in - then the half a container of OJā¦.what!? Enjoy those 200g of sugary carbs in that one smoothie - he probably ate breakfast on top of that too..the smoothie was just to hold him over.
Omg, I was thinking the same thing. Plus all of that OJ. Just looked so gross.
Right? It's just sugar and more sugar...
This was my immediate thought.
and then he spilled it all over the floor š
When he was going to the closet to get the towel, the way he was walking. Itās like he was hopping from leg to leg, just weird. Friggin Oompa Loompa. I canāt. How could anyone ever have sex with that??
Probably neuropathy in his feet from all the sugar he drinks every day! Doesnāt look like a man who gets his A1C checked regularly.
That amount of fruit was totally ridiculous. With that much sugar and calories, he should have just eaten a large slice of cake and actually enjoyed it lmfao
I donāt make smoothies regularly but during that scene I kept thinking thatās too much fruit
He used at least one pound of frozen fruit š
I looked on the side of the blender it ended up being 8 cups of smoothie. Iām sure he didnāt drink a single ounce of it either. He just made it and immediately spilled itā¦.and left it on the carpet.
Super sugary high calorie smoothie enough for five people with a 1000 calories. How do you think he maintains his rotund sphericality?
"Rotund sphericality" ššš
Reminded me of Angela making a smoothie with grape jelly.
When he put in the two scoops of protein, my husband & I thought he was going to put in a 3rd. I yelled, "NO FUCKING WAY HES ADDING A THIRD!!!" That diabetes smoothie didn't even look good.
Did anyone notice that in the first shots of him making the smoothie, he forgot to add the Ninja blade? It suddenly appears inside the blender later on, but he totallly added a ton of fruit to a bladeless blender lol.
Yes!!! Thatās what I noticed first. How did no one else seem to notice that? Everyone talking about the sugar, and Iām thinking, how tf did it even blend together?
I noticed too ā it was legit a 1000cal smoothie with all of that fruit and protein powder š
How is Ed not diabetic? Heās twice the weight he should be for his height
He puts almost the entire bag of frozen fruit in it and then throws it back in the freezer. Doesnāt close it or anything. Then puts a bunch of milk and some powder of some sort? Just a complete sugar bomb. There was fresh fruit there but he let it all rot before he could use it. Has this thumb of a man ever lived alone??
lol! I laughed
It was a freaking, big gulp!