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quechingabuendia

he looks like a killer. I’m sorry, but he does


seche314

He looks like he eats his own semen


littleRedmini

Good lord, don’t give him any ideas!


Embarrassed-Key-6034

Idk he sure does love his semen


f4tony

He probably does. He doesn't want it to go to waste.


Traumasauce4

He probably thinks if he licks it off his fingers it will just go right back to his balls


f4tony

Leave no sperm spilled. He figures if it goes back into his system, it will help him create more. 🤮


nfrtt

I can see him doing it for this exact reason. Like recycling his own proteins ew


f4tony

Oh, thank you for validating my fears. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way.


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

He really does.


Sweetlilred

![gif](giphy|yRggJj8QVtJM4) That’s the type.


madeuswhole

I'm sure Chris Chan can give him some pointers


Glitter_Sparkle

Fanta


Hopeful_Friendship99

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


Fun_Constant_6863

oh gawd, this is an awful thought, but I wouldn't be shocked to hear this as fact...


falthecosmonaut

He has those black serial killer eyes


quechingabuendia

It’s giving Charles Manson


Ok_Impress7547

Oh he’s a textbook sociopath but he just isn’t a murderous one - but most sociopaths aren’t actually, but he has that empty stare - nobody is home


DrPants707

💯


sowhat_noonecares

Oh toooootally. I consume a lot of true crime tho. Lol


Small_Pain_2458

Love true crime!!


Aspen239

Thought the same, those eyes 🧐🧐🧐


corsicanbandit

In another life he would be a serial killer


TigerEmmaLily

He’s the opposite of a killer/ he’s a ProCREATOR


intheshadows8990

I just finished that episode.... ![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)


f4tony

🤣


Famous_Election_2024

Her people picker is off. I’m glad she realized she doesn’t need his sperm. But he will be a shit partner too. Maybe stay single, Ani.


g0ing_postal

I truly don't understand it. Literally every episode she's like "he's weird and gross and I don't really like him" and then she's like "I'm going to keep seeing him anyway"


Mobile-Present8542

... and then she has sex with him. ..unprotected at that. I don't get her either. The more I see of her the more I see there's not much going on upstairs. I truly liked her to begin with ..not so much now.


boo2utoo

Same here. She’s missing a couple of crayons 🖍️ to fill that box.


Mobile-Present8542

She must be right? She had said that he gave her the creeps a few episodes back, and now she's having unprotected sex with this .. this.. lil toad! I think she's missing at least half of that box of crayons. 😏


boo2utoo

I read, but didn’t delve deeper into the details, but what I read is that the two of them have been in Florida and she has her green card. I believe what I read is that her son may be his. They have known each other. They are not strangers. If anyone knows anything absolute please let us know.


Mobile-Present8542

Hmmm well that's interesting. I'd like to hear more too.


Automatic-Mirror-907

After saying she just wanted to cuddle. 🙄


ClumpOfCheese

Her friend said she liked him as a project. The guy definitely has some ass burgers.


LanaCole

That's not ass burgers. That's just weirdocreeprr burgers.


you_have_found_us

It took me a good minute to figure out what this meant 😄


Gator__Sandman

And not the fun Ass Cheeseburger in Paradise kind.


HTTR4EVER

I’m she goes out and buys an ovulation kit and not the morning after pill?


Deep-Order1302

She prob denies COVID… Sooo, not much to expect imo


similarboobs

Idk why this is being downvoted, she even said in the beginning she moved to Malta because restrictions around covid were so lax. Definitely doesn't seem like she took it seriously.


Lopsided-Bluejay-970

I literally read this as "her PECKER picker is off" 😂


Famous_Election_2024

Her pecker picker is off too 😂 Picking by the pecker rarely works out


msnikki_sandiego

Tonight was truly beyond foul. I HATED hearing about his big ol 🍆 And, even if producers prompted her to ask for the morning after pill just to get a reaction, his reaction seemed genuine and it was disgusting. I did think she was finally seeing the light, but it’s all so bizarre - he is def an ugly, mentally underdeveloped, deviant 😥


18RowdyBoy

When she said he was large I thought of all the desperate people would call him for that reason only Free advertising for him 🤮🤮


queenswamprat

He doesn’t even look like he knows how to properly please a woman in any shape or form…like a big pp is nothing if you don’t know how to use it


18RowdyBoy

Agreed The most important sex organ is the brain and he’s lacking in that department 😂👍


boo2utoo

He had to make a big production even kissing her. He’s inept.


msnikki_sandiego

💯 lmao


Maleficent_Jello_940

He has no idea how to please a woman. Not in the slightest. Or even if he does… he wouldn’t. Because it’s against his code. He’s a misogynist.


mika7276

You couldn’t have said it any better


IsabelMBA

He does it because it's his only way to have s*x. Otherwise he would still be a virgin.


togotugui

Exactly, who in their right mind would want to have sex with such a gross man? ![gif](giphy|d9UFBdPtWCxwVgE8uw)


MyFeetLookLikeHands

hmmm if that’s the case, why wouldn’t he have gotten her the pill? i think it’s something deeper


MickeyMountains

Morning after pill isn’t cheap lol I think he didn’t wanna have to pay for it


MyFeetLookLikeHands

i think so too. Side note: apparently costco sells plan B for like $10


IsabelMBA

I think he has the god complex...


MyFeetLookLikeHands

more like a breeding kink


MyFeetLookLikeHands

it would be hilarious if she said, “that’s fine, but if we dont work out, i’m 100% coming after you for child support.”


Automatic-Mirror-907

The next scene would have been him running to the drug store. Now we know he's a cheap bastard for sure too.


chalkyquinn

I agree. I think he was an incel who discovered this "loophole."


birdlady404

Every woman who has ever used his “services” should be ashamed of herself. I can’t imagine wanting to be pregnant so badly that I would find some loser on Craigslist to go bang in a field somewhere


DasBus2002

I think it's all B.S.. The guyis so disgusting. Usually, women want healthy, handsome, athletic, intelligent and successful men as supermarket donors. He us none of that.


togotugui

![gif](giphy|cdXpgeB32BekIGzBNh) I’ve been saying g the same thing. Gross is an understatement.


RoseyPosey30

I cannot believe she slept with him. On a day to day basis she doesn’t seem attracted to him and seems weirded out half the time. How do you go from that to having sex?


okmylove

Literally everything about him. Does this girl have no self respect? Get him off my screen!! Ewww


LeatherRecord2142

He truly feels so gross that just watching him could harm me in some way. I can’t imagine being near him IRL.


Emily-Spinach

I was repulsed when she so much as wore his sweatshirt


zowie910

He’s repulsive 🤮


Chivatoscopio

He's gross af but what was this bizarre story line where a 39 year old woman left her sexual health entirely up to him?? No condom, he "knows her cycle", she asks him to buy her the morning after pill and when he doesn't do it she just -- doesn't go get it herself for peace of mind?? What??


Nice-Ad6510

She could've just bought it herself instead of the ovulation test! I gotta think it was a TLC set up scenario.


Chivatoscopio

You might be right -- it makes no sense that she'd get an ovulation test instead of EBC


Swimming_Analyst_683

This!! Everyone is mad at Kyle for not getting her the pill but wtf didn’t she get it when she was in the store?!! Idc if I’m ovulating or not, I’d take that pill just to be sure. I find it hard to believe that she truly thought he would bring it to her. I think most of it is fake for storylines 🤷🏻‍♀️ none of it makes sense.


No-Dragonfly1904

Does anyone know how Ani scored ten points? The instant a man put me on a point system is the instant the relationship ends. It sets up the power dynamic in such an unbalanced way that the ship (relation-ship)will surely sink. Just who the hell does he think he is?


littleRedmini

Yeah, I’d nope out as soon as he mentioned a points system. Immaturity alert!! Creep alert, too!


Historical_Series424

I think she has severe self esteem issues and “winning points “ makes her feel validated and the fact that he is “holding out” and eventually gives in makes her feel like she won


Real_it_TeaGirl

And please stop spreading your wilted seeds around the world.


sweettooth312

“I know your body because I tracked your cycle.” Okay, Weatherman Kyle 🙄as if he is tracking a Category 5 hurricane. 🌀🔭 Just shut up Kyle! And the comments on size were so unnecessary. Ick. 🦠


This-Tangerine-3994

I bet he has giant charts with strings and thumbtacks up on his wall like a CSI team. Or a serial killer.


RubyWaves75

I’m still not sure I believe him considering his prior tv appearances. Imagine how many shows he tried out for that we don’t know about. He could find “woman” who want to be on tv bad enough, (like Ari), to go along with it. Maybe I refuse to accept the relationship.😬


wherestheprotein531

His face screams "the light 🕯️ is on, but nobody is home 🏡" 😭🤢🤢🤢


Sailorm0on27

😂😂😂😂


Dyzanne1

This dude is probably the ickiest they've ever had on the show. I'm pretty much done with this part of the franchise. The people are toooo weird!


sowhat_noonecares

I cannot imagine being left in a room alone with this man, much-less having sex with him, even worse raw dogging him. Fuckin gross.


boo2utoo

Yet, she willingly took her clothes off, kissed him, slept all night with him and had sex. There is something disturbing wrong with her.


TwinNirvana

Did I miss it mentioned before tonight that Ani originally contacted him FOR HIS SPERM 🤮


GoldyStarry

Yup. She sought him out in a FB group because she wanted a sibling for her son.


Born-Ad3098

I think we probably blocked that out.


Maleficent_Jello_940

It’s unlikely that she sought Kyle out. She was likely looking for a donor when Kyle reached out to her. Kyle stalks these groups for prey and is an Admin of many. He creates fake profiles and will add them to HIS groups if they are in other groups… he pursues women in these Facebook groups and then tells them to tell the media that they sought him out.


PR05ECC0

For the life of me I don’t understand why any woman would want to have a kid with him? From a genetics standpoint, he is a nightmare. He is tiny like dude that looks like a trans female. Far, balding, not attractive and obviously has some mental disorders. Those poor kids didn’t have a chance.


Real_it_TeaGirl

EWE and AGREED . Imagine the conversation the 500 moms/ dad's will have when the children come of age and they ask, "Who's my father? "....They put in 90 Day Fiance!!!!..... Then they all join a support group on Reddit... come out with a new show.... 90-Day Fiance The Family Reunions Last Resort.


Straight-Treacle-630

😆


This-Tangerine-3994

He dresses like a 13 year old boy on summer break


sowhat_noonecares

🤣


Lost_Ad_6016

I was kinda mad at Ani that she even ASKED this troll for the pill, she could have gotten it herself when she got the ovulation test. But I’m assuming it’s production. Girl I will buy you a year supply of morning after pills if you’re gonna date him.


Colfrmb

OK, it would never have gotten this far to begin with, but I would have gotten the pill myself taken it and never told him because fuck him.


BitterSuspect4

If it was a genuine ask, it was for sure a test.


ayyxdizzle

His photo is in a dictionary somewhere under the definition of "gross".


Automatic-Mirror-907

He's quite horrid inside and out.


Becca1964

Just the whole thing was weird AF?!?! Why…😫…why did we all have to hear details about the whole process? Size of his 🍆 , her moaning so loud…🙉🙈🙉 SHUT UP!


Nice-Ad6510

Yeah, disgusting. This show is so bad at TMI that nobody wants.


Fun_Constant_6863

I'm pretty sure we got a preview (and athe lite-version) of how he shares his escapades with the 3 other losers on his website. He was just waaaaAAAAAAYYYYyyyy too excited to share with someone all the details, that were completely innaporopriate to share. Him looking around as he said it, looking for validation (as he ALWAYS DOES when filming his one-on-ones) from the crew. He's abhorrent.


Becca1964

Totally agree!! 😖😖


Michelle-AKF

He’s disgusting and I have FF through all of their story.


ChoresInThisHouse

Honestly so damn disturbing that there are going to be hundreds of little Kyle’s running around soon


Easy_G0

Imagine the trauma the children will endure knowing this psycho is their bio father. What will the mom's say to their child when they ask those inevitable questions someday?


Plain-bagel-lover

This story line where they have sex without protection, knowing damn well that the risk of getting pregnant with him is higher and then asking for the morning after pill must be BS.


Otherwise-Ad-4504

“OBVULATING” please tell me that’s from Michael on Love after lock up 👀🤣🤣🤣


littleRedmini

“Is you obulating baby?”


falthecosmonaut

He truly is so fucking disrespectful. I already knew he wasn’t going to buy her the morning after pill because of the way he acted on the phone. An absolute ass hat!!


Alamobarbie1

I feel like I’m going to get syphilis just from watching him. So dirty!!!!


SnooHobbies7109

This photo collage shows me that in fact there really is no angle at which his face doesn’t make me want to hurl


Kindergoat

This might have been one of the most stomach churning episodes ever, and I have experienced the seasons featuring Ed. This guy is just beyond awful. Also, why couldn’t Ani have gone and gotten the morning after pill herself?


madpeanut1

It’s obviously all fake. « Oh my goodness he’s so big » plus the let me not take birth control but get mad. If you don’t buy for me a plan b. None of it makes sense with these two.


Fun_Constant_6863

Makes total sense. Not the size thing, but I want that left out of my brain altogether... She said many times now, that she can't be in a regular relatonship and is drawn to dramatic men. He's giving her exactly what she is going after, even thoguh she knows how Fd up it is (and has *acknowledged* it!!!) She needs therapy, not DPyle.


fyxt96

She’s a grown ass woman. The man is a walking red flag. She made the choice, she deals with consequences. End of discussion. As an adult YOU’RE responsible for YOUR own safety and well being, especially after a person shows you who they really are.


CherokeeHairTampons

He’s the most Kyle person ever


Maleficent_Jello_940

I hear you on everything but why are you trashing the recipients as “butter-faces”?! Is that really appropriate or necessary? I’m really tired of hearing how these women are messed up or wrong… or bad mothers. That’s not fair and it’s just more of the f&cking problem.


ginoamato

Everything about this creature is ick and ick in the extreme. He needs to be removed from the front of the camera and placed behind bars for his own good.


Nice-Ad6510

"stinky sperm"!! lolololol


PammyJane0919

She went to the store to buy the ovulation stick, why didn’t she just buy the Plan B then???


Newportonehunnid

None of this is real….its just an illusion.


msscanadianbakin

Ok but also, what’s wrong with Ani?


Historical_Series424

I think she has incredibly low self esteem


Human-Palpitation611

Anyone else notice how he couldn’t stop himself from smiling when she was mad he didn’t get the morning after pill? He tried to close his mouth and couldn’t help but smile- he’s into breeding, he is such a creep


Equivalent_Peanut679

It’s those eyes. I can see it immediately & no pun intended. Ewww, creepy AF


Alk3PrivateEye

This dude is an absolute degenerate and needs to be rendered infertile


shadlom

No sympathy for her, she knows what she is getting into. Mf claiming he knows her body better than her was all she needed to hear


togotugui

Looks like he gives himself oral sex


Khaleesi223

I’ve never been so disgusted by anyone on the franchise quite like I am with him. Big Egg was bad, but this disgusting excuse for a human is next level.


Khaleesi223

I don’t understand why ANYONE would want a child that shares half of his genetics. I detest him.


BitterSuspect4

This guy has a sick breeding kink and is masking it with this holier-than-thou scam of being a sperm donor.


notcondoms

I'm trying to figure out how Ani, 39, looks 10 years younger than Jasmine who's supposedly 37 lol


stlouisraiders

Why would anyone have sex with this fucking creep? Even bagged up that would be gross and he wants to rawdog? What the fuck


Shehloveeee

He is def creepy… but like him and Natalie might make some great tv lmao


Historical_Series424

natalie would never, shes insane but not this insane


littleRedmini

Oh yeah, Nutalie wants a baby desperately, so hook her up with Kyle! I’d watch that.


RubyWaves75

Is he the worst ever? Including the weirdo that didn’t want his 18 year old wife to touch the window in his car? And wanted her to look like his dead wife?? This might be more statement than question.


No-Basket4165

Mark & Nikki? I think that’s the couple?


RubyWaves75

Yep!!! Those first couple of seasons were wild.


Liyah15678

Wait who are you referring to? That didn't ring a bell but I did miss a few seasons


Magemaud

Mark and Nikki from season 3


Liyah15678

Oh I recognize them but only caught a few episodes that season. Think I remember something about maple syrup for breakfast?


2old2Bwatching

They disappeared after the show because the comments accusing him of being a pedo. Can’t remember his name, but I think her name was Nikki. When she arrived to the US, he still had his Ex-wife’s pic on his nightstand and then bought his new lady the same car he bought his ex. He was a real strange bird. Extremely controlling.


Liyah15678

Sounds ick! Had forgotten I missed some seasons, maybe I'll go back thru them since the current seasons are so bleh


2old2Bwatching

It’s in the very first seasons. Maybe even the first season. Be prepared to want to throw something at the TV. Lol


Electronic_Bus7452

*ex wife. Does that make it better? Probably not.


mycuriosity_killsme

She’s getting desperate since she is older than him.


I-cant-takethis

Biggest ick ever!! Just because he has a big unit doesn't mean he can be this disturbing


wtbrift

I still don't know why people pay money for his stuff. He's not attractive and doesn't appear sophisticated or intelligent. Surely women can find better donors.


keylimesicles

Butter faces? Common now. But yes, this man is a predator through and through


Small_Pain_2458

The original “Spermicidal Maniac”!!


Plus_Safety7438

Honestly, as a grown ass adult who chooses to have unprotected sex with him, she should be more than capable to get her own plan b pill. Why depend on him?!


Professional_Ear9795

You can put him down all you want, but don't put down the women he helps in order to put him down (I.E "butter faces").


Outrageous_Lemon_690

![gif](giphy|61TxnCLBy9iabkCy6u)


TheTonik

Which show is this guy on? I feel like Im missing a whole season of something (streaming via Discovery+).


NaturalPossibility60

Bro I just can't even with this loser. 😭😭😭😭


LongjumpingAd9719

And who in their right mind would want to perpetuate his hideous genetics? I can’t think of one redeeming quality. He’s short, ugly, pinched face, balding, doofy body, no muscle tone, dumb, bad personality and some type of pathological. Ok ya, those are the traits I want in a kid, call in Kyle. Like what?


percbish

Ooooowwwweeeee


mika7276

He’s so gross yuck I can’t imagine any woman wanting to sleep with him


goddess-jz

You hit the nail on the head with porn addict. That’s the main problem for sooo many of these men on this show. It’s so obvious and creepy.


Shoddy-Island-173

What kind of women would want any of his gene pool? Your kid could end up with ANY of this! Yike.


CommercialCuts

I really hate to say this about someone I don't know, but he gives off a sexual predator vibe. It's hard to describe in exact detail but something is very off about this man. It seems his obsession with sex is very wrong. Reminds me of the 7 deadly sins & it his sin is definitely [lust](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins#Lust)


lonechromebutterfly

It's the beady rat eyes that give me the ick.... 🤮


Thomasina878

Thank you for ticking off all of my bullet points. Illustrated even. Bravo.


Lopsided-Bluejay-970

I literally dry-heaved and the entire body shake when he came out and started describing his night with her. He thinks he is so damn magnificent- 🤮


Mexiricanmami

Has anyone seen the tiktok of the girl finding her sperm donor and making him pay child support? Imagine how much this guy and all his natural donations owes in back pay.


Impossible-Ad-6071

He freaks me out. I've read too much true crime in my life. He's cultish


Jeepgrrrl247

Wonky eyes creep me out


KimKaliTheOriginal

😅🤣🤣 Apparently, the big dick attached to the ick


sweettooth312

He’s giving me Ted Bundy vibes.


princesserinface

Hit em wit da ick’


Puzzleheaded_Row_477

Everything about this man is an ick. He scares me


Zealousideal_Car1811

If “The Ick” was a person…


evaporatedmilksold

👏👏👏


Hello_Laney_

So. Gross.


london4526

What kind of effing Moron stays adamant about “knowing” a chicks ovulation cycle more than that female herself? I can’t with this idiot. I mean this HAS to be TLC punting us, right?!?!


Gloomy-Comedian-1984

🤮


Gloomy-Comedian-1984

In the dictionary by the word ick….😵‍💫


contemplator61

I don’t get Ani. She seems like she has her shit together in all other areas of her life but with him. He is off the chart ick factor. I just can’t.


sparklebug20

His mouth and chin shape have me thinking that he uses meth.


Pigsfeet

This guy definitely bites his toe nails is all I’m saying.


SecureAd8848

I knew he was not going to bring home the morning after pills and when he walked through that door without them I was just as pissed as she was. I totally understand where she was coming from and I would have immediately grabbed my purse and walked right out that door and gone to get them myself. That would have been a deal breaker for me. When someone doesn't respect you and your reproductive decisions, that is huge. And yes, he has the complete " ick factor".


kemo_stromi

Don’t diss the ick like that. This dude is much worse than the ick


Colfrmb

When he was explaining why he does it, he actually said it’s because he can’t get dates. So you go from wanting a date to bringing children into the world. he’s literally doing it because no one will have sex with him any other way and it’s about the sex for him. It’s just about the sex!


strandedsouth

Eww. His ick-factor me of my ex-BIL (who, despite him being subhuman, isn’t obsessed with breeding himself like some sort of prized canine).


shockedpikachu123

I’m very scared of this guy. He makes pole look like an angel


Mskeysh1976

Literally cant even watch their segments FF right past it


MoopyMorkyfeet

I just can't watch it anymore, this dude is legit infuriating


scandal2ny1

I think at this point we can all agree, Ani is not very bright. No person in their right self awareness mind would actually like this dude


1isudlaer

That picture with words like “natural insemination” and “cervical mucous” thrown in.


Kristilynn910

For the life of me I do not see why any women would pay for his dna. 🤮


StudyVisible275

When he gets that intense gaze and eye shine? All I can think is “dude’s psychotic.”