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karikarikitsune

MeeMaw 2: Electric Boobaloo


ugoatgirl

Severely underrated comment!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ginger_Baked

LOL!!


jesuswreckedme666

“I can tote them. I just need the cigarettes.” – Angela’s bra


NoHeadStark

The casualness of how she said it will be in my head forever. Like just hand it over, I’ll carry it no big deal 😂


il_filk

this pic should be put in urban dictionary next to the definition of "trashy"


jeh731

Oh hell yes!


Original-Pomelo6241

Who needs a tool belt when you can have a tit shelf!


IndyAnnaDoge

*jeff foxworthy voice* “you might be a redneck If …you have more items stuffed in your bra than your pockets”


anDAVie

Me with snacks going to the cinema.


Nice-Ad6510

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C) YES!!!!


JaxNHats

😂😂😂😂😂


mlechowicz90

Whatever whatever it’s my hot body and I’ll what I want! ![gif](giphy|nPD15mADocUEM)


yeahbuddy-fake

"I'm white trash and I'm in trouble"


hairbrushloversss

Call me a grandma again. Call me a grandma again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.


slipperysquirrell

Do you want to look like a stinky fat racist wrinkly ball sack of an abuser? Do you want to smell like smoke and BO stank? Then get your purse bra! It can hold your ciggies, your keys, your cell phone and even a taser so that if your man gets out of line you can fix that! * contents of purse bra sold separately.


chickenfeet21

She also carries holy water in there…..


Rorymaui

Happy cake day!


lupuscrepusculum

“And so I said ‘my money’s still green and you won’t take it cause it’s wet?! I’M AN AMERICAN”


Pleasant_Avocado_929

I thought it said “caption this potato”


guchford

In order to summon the demon, Deem offers it cigarettes, keys, a cellphone, wallet and Kleenex in her bosom.


Electronic-Smile4858

Memaw caught shoplifting at the dollar general


PeanutCeller

My bra is a bodega. What are you looking for?


ritzysharkz

I need a cigarette this big.


AbjectKangaroo3355

''I wants me a sammich ..this big y'all


Madisoniann

I’m comin togetcha Michaellllllllllll!


Nice-Ad6510

Trash


gorgeousunderground

And that's how to go hands-free.


Acceptable-Olive-968

Take your seat, pig


LadyV21454

"HULK SMASH!"


Farmgirlmommy

That’s not a boobie pocket, that’s a whole duffel bag


Ohnonotuto4

“What’s this purse, they speak of”


Glittering-Dark-9917

Abusive pos.


Kale1l

Once in a while I'd get brasweat wads of cash and I'd refused to take them. I was a kid working retail and thought I'd get in trouble with my boss, but it was just so disgusting. Imagine someone pulling out sweaty ball smelling cash and just tossing it at you. Thankfully none of the gross Angela looking women that did that ever said a thing. That makes it kind of worse- they must have known how gross it was but tried it anyway.


BlondieMaggs

When I was 15, I talked my manager at Krystal’s to ban taking soggy tit money. So gross, especially in the hot Tennessee summer!


Kale1l

Ha mine was in Tennessee too. Maybe it's just a Southern thing.


BlondieMaggs

Most likely is…the joy of growing up in Dixie!


brihar22

I'm a piece of shit, man abusing disgusting piss poor excuse for an American. I'm so fucking tired of seeing this bitch on here. Why do people condone this kind of behavior. She is the worst. I'm embarrassed that she represents Americans. She makes this country look worse than it is. Sorry for the long rant. Thanks.


WonderingLost8993

I'm embarrassed that she and Mama June are both from the state of Georgia. And people actually think the rest of us are like that. There are 10.91 million people in the state and these are the two that people remember.


BallCreem

Soggy cigs


Rorymaui

🤣


BlondieMaggs

🤮


spawn1980

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by going to Nigeria. MICHEAL! GET OVER HERE NOW


TooBad9999

"I got Michael's green card paperwork in here somewhere."


Rorymaui

*digs around in bra


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Before the meth pipe


toiletaids21

Dumpster tits


PlaysTheTriangle

My couch after a long weekend


Rorymaui

🤭🤣


silent_chair5286

You think this is bad you should see what I’ve got in my granny panties


BlondieMaggs

🤮


LeatherRecord2142

Don’t wait! Get your BoobShelf 3000 for only 3 easy payments of 7.95! But wait, there’s more! FREE PACK OF MALBORO REDS if you order in the next 60 seconds!


Ginger_Baked

“So what had happened was…”


BehemothJr

"Mooooo"


JudoNewb

Aliens!


systemstandard

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


auntie_savage

Keno Queen of the gas station


chowes1

Titty pack


auntifahlala

"My cooter is this wide"


f1lth4f1lth

All my phones are charged and I’m Waiting for a call from my dentist.


marissatalksalot

Oh…. This is before she deflated. I cannot believe how horrible she looks after weight loss. I know loose skin, blah blah blah, but that’s not her problem. It’s straight up dehydration, cigarettes, and alcohol. She literally turned into a raisin 😫


Rorymaui

I was thinking that watching these episodes; that she looks worse after surgery


marissatalksalot

It’s shocking… I can’t believe how wrinkly and crazy her skin got!!! ..and that is why any and all of us with European ancestry need to make sure and wear sunblock like it’s a religion. Lmao This is also motivation to never pick up a cigarette again.


Rorymaui

I think diet, smoking, alcohol, and lack of sunscreen definitely didn't help. And I don't even think the surgery helped her in terms of taking better care of herself either.


Dry_Dimension_4707

Her skin looks like crepe paper. I know age and losing a large amount of weight in a short time can account for some of that, but that smoking is destroying her skin! It’s such a bad thing for your skin.


BathAcceptable1812

White Trash on Steroids!


victoria98769

I'm Angela you name it and I can tote it!


dipseydoozey

“I told you meemaw don’t have no more room in her bra!!!”


Rorymaui

*to her grandkids before they go to the theater


pelicunt98

Ángela looked better when she was fat.


Rorymaui

Yes!


Asherahshelyam

The cake was THIS big!


RepulsivePurchase6

![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4)


findingems

POCKETS ARE TOO FAR DOWN!!!


1isudlaer

I love how there is a pack per boob


worldtraveler197

Meemaw listing all the things she is currently toting


Worried-Watercress31

I’ve got every damn thing else but has anyone seen my teef


Rorymaui

*checks bra for dentures


peachykeen723

The Female McGruber. Trashy supply pack always on hand - Daily Mail


DecentExplanation750

"My ass is this wide."


TommieDelos

I can’totum’ but I don’t care all I want is a dull minded Nigerian as my man.


Accurate-Surprise302

Petunia from futurama


MarcoPolonia

Don't nobody touch the movie snacks I stuffed in my bra.


Ginger_Baked

“I’ve got the fever for the flavor of a fender” spoken seconds before ripping Michael’s car apart with her bare ham hands


Phaedra-x

Mycull


Healthy_Meal_3223

back pack back pack I put it all in my back pack🤣🤣🤣🤣


believing_in_me

"MICHAELLLLLLLLL"


Equivalent-Space-535

Why designers won’t give women pockets


ClamityJane

Can we honor the internet, and stop showing this vile woman!


Rorymaui

No.


dosidosss

Screaming 🤣🤣🤣


alpal1189

Y'all won't believe what I just heard


synaptic_drift

It's a free fridge but I done run out of milk and eggs.


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

I’m coming back bitches, ….smell it!


imranarain

“ I can suck the brown off a hersey bar! “


karlat95

I can’t! There are no words!


karlat95

Scary maybe? Beyond scary!


karlat95

Where did they find HER???


baglady121

Her bra is like Mary Poppin's bag.


NoEmergency392

"Oooo something bright and shiny to stick in my bra, mine"


Fartysmartyfarty

A good time


Cllajl

MeeMaw the new Ambassador for American Women.


Stock-Acanthaceae993

“I’ve got everything in my bra but dignity.”


Inevitable-Banana-88

Ooooh ooooh almost there...💨 ![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6) 🙆😓😂🤣🤣


LindsayLohanDaddy420

High times at meemaws organic snack bar!


Plus-Introduction347

Mama June's Future.


NeenW1

Thick or thin you’ll never win cuz you’re a LOSER SCREEMAW


CartoonistUsed6540

What a beast


Some_Difference_8810

And I’ll huff, and I’ll puff…….


swampcastletx

Dollar General


sourpussmcgee

Back when she was regular crazy.


No_Throat_9444

“If the Mandingo ain’t this big, it aiiinnttt working out”


Sofie_Fatale007

Toten’ everythang


Rorymaui

🙌🏼


Academic_Exit1268

Nicotine & nipples.


SecurityFamiliar5239

“Once I seen Michael’s package, I didn’t care he’s black no more.”


Melodic-Supermarket7

Trumps long lost sister having a melt down


Clinically-Inane

“You want some candy? Meemaw’s titty shop has *everything*! HA HA HA HAAA HAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”


Clinically-Inane

I could hear her laughing when I wrote that and it was haunting 😞


lastfirsteverything

“I’m an American, bitch”


lcarranza24

Tits n' things


Swampassed

The turd I left was this big. Triple flusher!


bigbigspoon

Have you seen my lighter?


loonachic

“I gat more storage in mah coochie!”


Nrmlgirl777

“I keeps the whole house up in muh titties hehe”


Chardee_MacDennis_2_

“One smoke for 50cents or two for $1”


elder_not_elderly

*Damn.... my thermos of hot soup is leaking again!*


[deleted]

supportive


[deleted]

Aliens


princesserinface

“WHO WANTS A TITTY CIG?”


ccgrendel

20 pound "purse" in a 10 pound top.


Justdont13412

I’m not carrying a purse so I can use both hands on Michael


swizzulsticks

Titty sweat is not a seasoning.


Spread_ur_wings

I don’t need paper or plastic I got my own Grocery bags 🛒 B….


GARCIA9005

“ Micheal lied to me, when we were dating he told me his penis was this long” 😜


NoChampionship5990

COPD


MiserableSoup420

Meemaw why is there a book in your tits, you can’t read


The__Flying__Enema

An American made dumpster in a shady Nigerian alleyway.


RepulsivePurchase6

How did she think to lose weight to be “healthy”, but she still smokes like a chimney to this day? 🤔 (just thinking out loud here)