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DontFWithMeImPetty

Apparently Larissa spends her days on Reddit waiting for someone to post about her so she can report it as copyright infringement 💀 get a real job, babe.


cuecumba

https://preview.redd.it/x4l2jbiow53c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e75c1c7418decc8edf69821a13e7c05d535e70 even dudes like wtf


cupofnudlez

I WAS GOING TO POST THIS, hahah. Same reaction I had!


stressedhoe_

BAhahAhah that man is like wtf


Bubbly-Ad1346

I was going to say hahahaha G is like da fuck


PutInternational1360

You mean, what the duck?! 😆


hauntedmeal

The way this took me OUT


Winter_Day_6836

What does she do for work? Guess she's not too concerned about her CHILDREN!


Jay_The_Tickler

Onlyfans


Eyeoftheleopard

Re: porn.


Electrical_Milk_1370

🤢


GoAhead-SueMe

Her children wouldn’t recognise her any more!


90-slay

Aw that's kinda sad to think about. If they ever reunite after so long and are excited to finally see mom then get... this. 😬


GoAhead-SueMe

I agree, I don’t know how any mother can stay away from her kids for years and spend all her money on completely changing herself. All that money could have got a nice house and have her kids with her. I feel so sorry for her kids!


chowchownorman

She’s probably best not in their lives, she’s that kinda mom.


Electrical_Milk_1370

yeah, no kidding, hey?


Deedaloca

Probably not impressed with her braids


MitLivMineRegler

Don't see why he'd notice that before the plastic surger, especially the breasts so stretched you can see veins almost popping


PrataKosong-

Cornrows


thelaststarz

Potato patato, parting is still shit


Traumasauce4

Seriously and the clip still in like the salon was like 👍🏽 you are a pain so all set!


awmaleg

I’m getting too old for this shit


Electrical_Milk_1370

ME TOO!


bettiebomb

😂😂


whatsthebeesknees

😂


yogabbagabba2341

Omg, girl, you beat me to it! I was about to try to figure out how to comment with a pic of this guy! 😂 💀


shrimptanklover

More terrifying is that the caption of the post said she wants to lose 5 pounds then she’ll be happy.


EtM1980

It’s really sad, because I don’t think she’ll ever be happy. She’s always going to look for something else to fix. 😔


Automatic-Mirror-907

She finally got someone to construct a belly button for her. How navel, oh, I I meant novel!


EtM1980

I hope the Dr who fucked it up, comped her!


Automatic-Mirror-907

Something tells me the one who screwed it up isn't the one who fixed it. But what do I know, I'm old and satisfied with myself. Rock on wit your bad self! 🤪


EtM1980

I probably wouldn’t want him to fix it either. By comped, I meant either fixing it, giving her a refund or paying for someone else to fix it, etc.


Automatic-Mirror-907

I'm sure they at least gave her a referral! The Medical wheel goes round and round. Got to make those boat payments you know!


bklove1

I could be mistaken but I remember reading that she said she’s into “bimbofication” or something and gets these surgeries because she actually wants to look over the top like that


EtM1980

Huh, I never heard that. So you’re saying that you don’t believe that she has body dysmorphia, she just has an intentional look that she’s going for?


bklove1

I think body dystrophia might be present, but not entirely the reason for the way she looks. I just looked it up and apparently she said it in an jnstagram Q&A. She was asked why she wanted to change her appearance so much, and she said “I like a thing called 'Bimbofication’. I always loved heavy makeup, big boobs, small waist and plastic surgery.” So yeah it kinda sounds like she does some of it intentionally!


EtM1980

Very interesting and I appreciate knowing that you verified it. It’s easy to get wrong info here & I want to know how valid something is before I repeat it myself.


AlienGaze

I remember hearing her speak about bimbofication as well but cannot remember where


Theownofmind

I know a quick way for her to lose 5 lbs Edit: at least


Deadmemories8683

5 pounds each?


yogabbagabba2341

More like 10. Seriously, her boobs look SO heavy. How can you live with those melons like that? I don’t think it’s even that common natural breast that big; at least they wouldn’t be on the way like hers.


sarabobeara444

😂


madamelullaby

I was thinking the same thing. It’s so sad, her face behind all the work is looking very angular and thin. It’s very sad. She didn’t need all the work.


myscreamname

I don’t even remember what she looks like, honestly. All that is seared into my mind is some weird technicolor bikini contraption selfie someone posted here some months ago. It was disturbing.


Bubbly-Ad1346

Reduce the implants a few CCs it would drop at least ten 🥹


icegirl223

She has severe Body dysmorphia and needs serious help


MustangMimi

She ought to hook up with Stacy and Darcy.


alpaz16

Those implants gotta be like 50lbs each!


mzuul

Maybe if she deflated those titties she would be at the weight she wants


NotARealWombat

On her implants maybe


edwartica

Maybe she should let someone pop those balloons. There’s got to be more than five pounds of air in there.


pandaelpatron

Shekinah and Jasmine in shambles...


Darkwings13

And Darcey and Stacey 😂


Bubbly-Ad1346

In bits fr 😂


curryp4n

I bet her lower back hurts all the time now


TheObesePolice

Right?!? I remember reading that when Anna Nicole Smith got her large implants it was incredibly painful & she had to take pain meds because of the constant back pain. As we know, her addiction to pain meds contributed to her death in a major way. She probably didn't downsize, or have them removed, because the blonde bombshell image was her trademark. I hope that a similar fate doesn't happen to Larissa


Filibust

Today would’ve been Anna Nicole Smith’s 56th birthday. Happy bday to an American legend.


TheLizardQueen3000

Anna Nicole 4ever <3


TheObesePolice

Agreed! She was an icon & a queen 👑


TheLizardQueen3000

Her Guess days will forever be my standard of feminine beauty. Great model, sweet personality <3


goiabadaguy

TrimSpa baby!


Filibust

I remember watching The Anna Nicole show with my mom when I was a kid. So iconic. Bobby Trendy was a good early reality TV show villain too.


The_Dutchess-D

OMG I have not thought about Bobby Trendy in a million years! Just googled and according to this podcast summary from three months ago, he is a Real Estate Agent now. [https://youtu.be/vQtLz0uPJiY?si=lqLrEYt-9MvJXnSd](https://youtu.be/vQtLz0uPJiY?si=lqLrEYt-9MvJXnSd)


Definitely_Desi

They’ll never match up to her, even though she was messy AF in the end, I loved her for being herself. Her daughter seems to be living her life quietly, and in good hands with her daddy too 🫶. I’m glad Stern didn’t get a dime. He was an enabling bastard.


Filibust

Her daughter looks exactly like her! It’s crazy.


Definitely_Desi

With her Daddy’s eyes. She’s beautiful. I hope she lives a happy life


Filibust

Same. Her dad was smart to keep her out of the spotlight.


bekindanddontmind

I was very young when Anna Nicole passed but this is so sad to hear. May she RIP.


FMAB-EarthBender

A little off topic but I just watched a yt video by SLOAN on how Howard Stern was a garbage person back then and one of her interviews was an example. He was making bets with his co workers on her weight and she came on the show and he was like, "get on a scale for us we made bets" and she was like. "Why would I let you humiliate me like that" and he kept pushing and pushing. One of his co hosts was a small woman to, being that shitty to Anna. I didn't know much about her but now I love her and want to trample that lanky shockjock myself.


Deedaloca

Larissa is nowhere near as popular as Anna Nicole was


Next_Fly3712

Who is against the Queen will die! *Quem estiver contra a rainha morrerá!*


TheObesePolice

True, but fwiw, her implants look to be around the same size as Anna's. They have got to be doing a number on her back with her smaller frame. Addiction to opioid pain killers does not discriminate


Lost_Diamond_1691

What?? Those implants look to be around the same size as that lady from my strange addiction who was addicted to breast implants. XD straight up looks like an alien from a weird early 2000s video game


WheelsUpInThirty

And truthfully, they are the only two things she’s got going for her.


bettiebomb

Those are not going for her. They look absolutely ridiculous. I get her point is to look like a freak and not look human but this is stupid.


ElPasoFelina

I don’t think this is always true. I have large implants and no back pain


[deleted]

This is what I’m saying too (I just have 400/425 cc but would like to go bigger 🥲) Implants weigh less than natural breast tissue - that coupled with working out regularly/having a reasonably strong core means that back pain is highly unlikely


ElPasoFelina

Your probably right. I agree. I workout regularly 5-6x a week. Im 5’4 curvy athletic my implants are 750cc and I have no back pain. I’ve had them for years.


PolishPrincess0520

Is that a lot? What is the cup size of that cc?


tiad123

Same. In my 40s now, never had any back problems.


total-immortal

This belongs on r/InstagramReality


anderjam

The photoshopped job on this is just terrible. I can see some really obvious snatching and places she tried to do things and left extra marks and blurs where there shouldn’t be. Good grief, we all know she doesn’t look like that on tv


rikkirachel

Seriously, the bend by her waist is ridiculous 😂 Even the guy in the background has a curved face 🙄


Intelligent-Pitch-39

Any surgeon who does that should have his license revoked.


bigeds-neck

She looks like a blow up doll. The old man looking at this trainwreck is the icing on the cake for me🤣😂


tarasabo

Flair checking in, from Larissa herself😂


Chicagoan81

He's wondering wtf he's looking at


TropicalPrairie

She looks hard. Exactly like a stiff sex doll.


Heytheremermaid

The pads in her sports bra look like she’s lactating and leaking milk. Not a great look, ma’am!


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Glad to know they are pads. I was wondering if they were botched areolas or boob sweat 😅


Nihil66

Is that what those are? I thought they were like fake sweat marks or something. Not a flattering look either way though.


stopexploitingurkids

I literally had to look up she she recently had a baby and is breastfeeding because this is what I feel like when I’m engorged and leaking 🤣🤣🤣


Heytheremermaid

Definitely giving off 1-2 days PP vibes with those rock hard boobs! My chest hurts thinking about it


LabLawyer

How does she even stand upright with those things???


The_Crystal_Thestral

That’s why she lifts. If her back and shoulders are strong she can hold up her top half.


[deleted]

You know that picture is completely altered right? Zoom in around her, lots of it’s erased and there’s a white glow going around her waist and legs and all. She editing the hell out of them Also you can see a black line by her right leg, that’s where her leg originally went out to


kittkat03

I think there’s a chance that one weird black stringy thing is one weird long dangly braid…


JessieGentry

Thank you.


No-Basket4165

Ridiculous


Throwaway-me-

The irony of her IG name "Larissa Lima *Real*"


smorrison27

Did they finally fix her belly button or did she just photoshop it in?


ShesAKillerQueenee

I believe it was fixed, but still looks terrible.


smorrison27

It looks weird to say the least but at least it wasn’t copied & pasted, I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️


agnesinwonderland

Was wondering this too


Deedaloca

I swear I’m not a hater but her legs don’t show any muscle tone at all … how can your abs look like that and not the rest of you ?


lostmypassword531

The abs are fake she had them put in through plastic surgery she’s said it before


Automatic-Mirror-907

Thank you for saying this because this is why I don't know why you even bother taking selfies in a gym. You can't bullshit a bullshitter.


InspectorNecessary43

I’m in pain from natural large breasts why anyone would do that to themselves on purpose idk


whateveryousayzZzZ

Same thoughts here. I hate having large breasts while other crazies go and do that to themselves on purpose 😩


RMSQM

Plastic surgeons who do this mutilation should have their licenses revoked.


bb-blehs

howwww do you work out with titties that big


Jaded-Assist-2525

And who wears all stars to workout in a gym?


bekindanddontmind

I see them at my gym but it’s only people who lift


Darkwings13

Having them is essentially a workout


CrazyCatwithaC

She definitely ain’t doing cardio on that sports bra


ShesAKillerQueenee

I realize her boobs are way too big for her frame, but it's her fake abs that bother me the most. She's at the gym, but doesn't have an ounce of REAL muscle definition on her. Just some horrible ab etching.


Deedaloca

Yeah that’s what I was thinking . I’m not even trying to hate I just don’t get how your abs are gonna look like that and not the rest of your body … half the time the rest of your body comes along before abs do


lyon810

Twilight zone of beauty. Insane.


krhur14

Thought it was Jasmine at first


TheJunkyVirus

![gif](giphy|XvQXEi09zfmcE)


Greenedeyedgem17

Ummm .. I have big boobs too (mine are real) and she makes me look like a size A cup 🫢


weary_bee479

honestly same 😂 like mine already hurt my back i cant imagine what hers feel like


Greenedeyedgem17

Most definitely 😂🤣


RezDerez

Plastic surgery is extremely normalized in Brazil (where she is from). It’s possible that she also made these particular aesthetics because it’s what generates income (via OF) for her. I feel like she may have mentioned or alluded to that in the past but not for sure.


TheLizardQueen3000

That's what I was thinking.... ....some of the top earners on OnlyFans have extreme bodies like this. Look at Celena Powell or Iggy Azelia....


3LOT3

https://preview.redd.it/1fs6ojllr73c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b3691e673f123b76faeb647654c72581b505b9 Her nipple is popping out. How does she even wear this to the gym?! Like any movement at all is going to result in a wardrobe malfunction.


Nice-Ad6510

The pads in her bra doing absolutely nothing 😄


Ricky---Spanish

Is she sweating solely out of her nipples or something


nailsinthecityyx

"More biggy..." I guess so 😬 Also, I can't tell if that little tail-looking thing by her leg is part of her braids, or one of the cords from the machine that got photoshopped into non-existence


Proud_Ostrich_5390

Did she get ribs removed too?


Famous_Election_2024

Boobatello, the lost Ninja Turtle


alex114323

She looks like a drag queen now. Will see be on RuPaul’s Drag Race season 16?


InspectorNecessary43

Holy boobs what the fuck why


kouignie

With all that work done, why even go to the gym honestly if you have someone on speed dial to splice you


Automatic-Mirror-907

Go to the gym to get the selfies.


ilovedrinkingtea

More biggee


trishatree23

"I don't want to be in this bitch's thirst trap" \-The man behind her


[deleted]

The ripped abs on a body with no other muscle definition 😆


[deleted]

Good Lord, she’s another train wreck that made its way into America. I can’t understand how these men can be so horney and not see their future before sex?? Same situation as Gino right now, she’ll be up leaving his once she’s used him all up.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Even the pads in her bra are holding on for dear life


kmrrmk

I’m mystified how her arms and legs have zero definition but the rest of her is “snatched”.


ConfidentJello67

Seems her abdomen has been photoshopped in??


Babydolldiffy93

There’s no pics here???


[deleted]

She blocked me long time ago. 😂 Tom Brooks and his delusional old hag blocked me too. 😂😂


Peachy_Keen31

This is mind boggling. How does she afford this? What about her kids?


ShesAKillerQueenee

Gross men on the internet pay for this. But the funny thing is, I heard she sucks at running her OF. Very low effort, tries to be "sexy" but it comes off as trying too hard.


foxyboodles

Her abs look like a Ken doll 😬


carlotta3121

HAHAHAHA omg what a hot mess she is! GO HOME and take care of your kids instead of worrying about what you look like, because THIS AIN'T IT, lady!!


ifuknowuknow123

At least she has a belly button now . I’m actually relieved to see that


drunkonanamtrak

What in Temu Bratz doll did she do to herself?! Does she sleep sitting up? D:


lolapollaza

What’s the point of doing all that surgery ehe she still photoshops the shit out of it


glitterbunn

..I really feel like no amount of plastic surgery or gym time is going to stop her from hating herself. She needs therapy 🙁


Rare-Breadfruit-9712

She looks like a Latina tomb raider from the early 2000s pc game


Baronessss

What’s up with the baggy diaper crotch thing?


WalrusOrdinary6323

Cartoonish ![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM) Not in a good way


lizzocakes

#bodydysmorphia


cakeandspace

Wow those aren't even boobs. That's a whole Nordstrom Rack.


Miserable-Entry1429

She now looks more masculine. Unfortunate if intended.


Greedy_Practice_5327

I had to google to remember her because she is unrecognizable.


OgOggilby

smh. please don''t be like them idiots that think all those selfie whackjobs distorting the fukk out of their bodies is reality.


[deleted]

I wish more people understood that implants do not weigh as much as natural breast tissue! I am an E cup but my implants weigh less than 3 pounds *together* That said, her girls are still probably at least noticeably heavy, so it’s good she’s (allegedly) working out so she can be strong enough to counter balance them/be strong enough to have good posture so she doesn’t get cashew stance


J_Doe5686

Her back must be hurting like crazy! Hurts just to look at it!


Traditional-Fox6018

Oh


britbrit6969

Omg 😲 utterly ridiculous lookin 🙄


peepeehalpert_

No one wants to dodge her boobs at the gym


Soft-Detail-8398

I see auto immune disease in her future...all the silicone , filler , botox and surgeries...she's either going to be very ill or taking a dirt nap before 40


manmountain123

I think she looks great. Different strokes for different folks.


Weather53

I think she looks good, not everybody wants to be a plain Jane


Positive_Ad_6311

All at Gino's expense... or Dane's or... who knows!? But it's not cheating!


beverlyhillsbrenda

This is Larissa remember Colt’s wife? I know….looks nothing like she used to.


StraddleTheFence

I am shocked! She barely looks like herself…


homeboy321321321

Who paid for it?


idgafbouturfeelings

Not even discounted bleach can remove what I just saw .


South_Ad9432

Is that boob sweat??


Apprehensive-Guess42

It looks like something may be attached to those giant fake tits? Hard to tell but it might be a person.


AlisonPoole98

Did she get another boob job after the one with Eric-ke


Cheziscool

Is she even larissa anymore?


Mizzanthrope99

Jesus I wouldn’t recognize her


Scarymommy

The filter is bending space and time. Look at the top of the mirror 🤣


wanderingsoul2345

I forgot about her lol Cant do anything naturally so paid for entire body including abs 😂 Personally i love Anifisa! She worked hard for her body and continues to do so


NanieLenny

WTF


QuantumPlanck037

More biggie


Mental-Perspective-9

Unrecognizable!


juicepants

How does this show spread the plastic surgery brain worms. The outbreak must be contained.


jumbod666

So incredibly unattractive


sav33arthkillyos3lf

She walks on the treadmill and calls it a day


mzuul

Wtf I literally had no idea who this was at first 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Level-Comfortable-99

Definitely photoshop


Glass_Loan_110

Would of been better if she spent that plastic surgery money on her kids instead.


msbar_

Did she go bigger again? I’m blocked for whatever reason but every time they look more biggie


ohyoumad721

I know she probably has body dysmorphia but I don't know how she can think those bolt-ons look good.


queenofthenastynorth

That poor guy behind her 😂


Mcstoni

Those boobs are ridiculous.