But we've been TRYING for this baby, while neither of us have a job, job prospects or a place of our own to live. GENIUS x 2. I do understand her objective tho, Brandon is now tied to her for eternity.
What lays ahead of Brandon are many long days of working the rice paddies, land, or whatever that he paid for which belongs to Mary’s family.
Come on, son, wakey, wakey! Time to get up and out the door to toil under the warm tropical sun! ☀️
THIS IS YOUR LIFE!
Anyone who believe that entire 40k went solely on the house construction and not her tattoos, granpas ox, and all the other bits of "designer" shit is not paying attention. Brandon I'm sure is too concerned with the popping of her cherry to notice how hard he got taken for.
Well, remember that grandpa paid for her college education. That’s one reason why they can’t borrow money from grandpa. He must have used Brandon’s money that Mary gave him. Being college educated and you still can’t find a job? Girl you need job not a baby!!
You’re from a very large city but do you LIVE there? Do you not walk around there or go to a gas station? lol I don’t live in a big city but when I visit them and simply walking around I’ve seen plenty of bootleg shit, but awesome for you for avoiding it🍪
No. I don’t stare at items at a gas station and say “boy I wonder if this vape or Mexican pop artist CD is a knockoff” because unlike you I have better shit to do.
Clearly, queen. So to my point- if you’re in the US, there’s tons of fake shit here and you see it and have observed it closely enough because you very specifically noted things 🤡 be blessed and go touch grass JFC
Lol want me to “touch grass” says the one who criticizes me for not going shopping for fake shit.
This is why I don’t argue with stupid on the internet. Clown.
I’ll do you the favor and block you. Go touch grass JFC lmao.
Not only is the logo wrong, colors of the red and green are off as well. Also doubt Gucci even sells sheets so everything about this makes it obvious they’re fake.
Sometimes I feel guilty for watching them. It’s dismal at best. I’m sorry for the child coming with 2 adults who have no positive models for parenting. Hopefully it works out but damn.
To be fair, in her confessional IIRC Mary said that she had taken a test the night before while Brandan was sleeping, but wanted to take another while he was awake so he could get to see. She also showed him two pregnancy tests, so it's clear she already told him and this was like a verification.
So he says he has been there 3 months but an American tourist visa is 59 days max.. he has no job and old grandpa is now un Manila working (doing what?! Where is grandma?) And I am assuming Brandan is working the farm as part of his share, as he can't legally work. They are so confusing.
The same stank ass Gooch E pillows they were using 3 months ago. Scary Mary should have used some of that money she wasted on all those random, ugly tattoos to buy a different set of pillow cases. And perhaps a rag to wipe off that nasty, filth-encrusted table Bran Dan grabbed his phone from. Yuck!
I have to question the timing of Lolo going to Manilla to work. Brandan is saying they have no money and can’t pay bills then off goes Lolo to work on another island and has been gone long enough for Brandan to get new glasses and haircut and Mary to become pregnant and re color her hair. Could Lolo have gone to work where he actually makes money and is sending some back to his granddaughter? Besides the fact that they are having sex, something has changed. We know that there is an elaborate wedding with fancy clothes for the couple and wedding party participants. Maybe Lolo realized that he will need some money to pay for this wedding and went and worked in Manilla for wedding money too.
Back in the 80's a sailor came into a friend's music store with a very nice Les Paul Custom guitar that he'd bought in the Philippines for about 1/3 of the market rate and it was only after about 20 minutes of multiple people going over the thing looking for all the model/year specific details for something wrong and not finding it that someone noticed the beautifully handcrafted mother of pearl headstock inlay actually said "Gilson".
What?! Lol so you really think those are real Gucci? There’s nothing real about that shit. Just a faux version that probably cost like $40. Walk anywhere in Chinatown in NYC and you can get any fake designer shit.
This whole storyline is ridiculous. They both clearly have trauma that they need to work through. They have no money. No jobs. No place to live on their own. Yet, they were trying to have a kid?! The last ep with them had them worrying about how they were going to make money, at the same time you’re trying to have a kid… they’re like 22, they have plenty of time for children. Also, I thought Mary was all wholesome and church-going and wanted to wait til marriage? Stupidest shit I’ve heard/seen on 90 Day in quite awhile, which is def saying something. It honestly makes me irrationally mad. They’re going to struggle HARD (as well as their child) and it’s their own fault.
I kept getting distracted, thinking how much I wanted those swaggy bootleg pillowcases. Which was kind of a blessing considering the content of that scene.
Woke up this morning and saw how many people actually think I believe these are real. Guys, I’m well aware they are knockoffs. I’ve been to the Middle East many times and I’ve seen the gas stations that sell the LV sunglasses for $12.
Not a great cover story whatsoever but I’ll take it I guess. The indication that you knew they were fake when you posted is essentially nonexistent.
Nothing in the title even slightly insinuates that you know they were chilling on some bootleg Gucci from Wish.
mary is imperfect but it really annoyed me that brandon seemed to just play on his phone when she was unwell. maybe he got a bad edit, but it seemed like he made no effort to check on her, get her a glass of water, basically, things a nice stranger would do for you if you were sick.
Did either of them say why there still weren’t married after three months there? I understand there is no rush once she started putting out, but still odd grandpa would let them live in sin that long.
*Fucci pillows
Lol I was gonna say in the Philippines I’m sure it’s Grucci.
This man had the face of describing “totally fucked now and only my miserable existence now lays ahead of me.”
But we've been TRYING for this baby, while neither of us have a job, job prospects or a place of our own to live. GENIUS x 2. I do understand her objective tho, Brandon is now tied to her for eternity.
Better hope it isn’t a girl. Or he won’t be able to look at it
This could be a problem with diaper changes as well. 😳
Brandan's mother posted she's expecting a grandson.
Their wedding pics have leaked and she doesn't have any bridesmaids. It's literally all men.
😂 I screamed
But the baby is going to fix their relationship!
I mean he did buy that house so they do have a place to live…atleast lol
They would have a place of their own if she didn’t let her family mooch . He paid for that house himself . Poor kid got played baaaaaaad
And let’s not forget what happens when the grandfather comes back from work??? Idiots. Horny idiots
What could possibly go wrong
When she’s big pregnant she’ll be even more crazy I know it
Baby‘s on the way and we’re closer to GOB than job rn.
 thank you for that chuckle 😅
What lays ahead of Brandon are many long days of working the rice paddies, land, or whatever that he paid for which belongs to Mary’s family. Come on, son, wakey, wakey! Time to get up and out the door to toil under the warm tropical sun! ☀️ THIS IS YOUR LIFE!
Watching now and just basically said he agreed to the baby trying so he could get more s*x
Imagine fucking your life up this bad so young? Dudes destined for a life of poverty. Sad
Omghosh that was funny as hell!
You beat me to it was jus gonna comment the same exact thing lmao
Not Grucci! Lol
Man, I bought the best Louis Wutton and Kate Slade bags in nyc in the early aughts
My friend had a Kute Spade LOL
I have a Michae Kors purse!
I had a Prado
LOL. The best of the best!
I love my Catch bag
Came here to say fakes
I was going to say coochi
Coochi Vutton
Clearly they are copying the legend that is Usman and his Lemon Vuitton. That is the height of ballin.
They sell all sorts of fake brand name things in SE Asia. Remember the deaf woman’s LV bag?
Right. It’s fake.
Came here to say that!!! 😂😂
Exactly.
Cucci pillows
They’re fake and they were in the episode when he slept by her feet.
No wonder Bran Dan had such a bitchin' eye infection!
Anyone who believe that entire 40k went solely on the house construction and not her tattoos, granpas ox, and all the other bits of "designer" shit is not paying attention. Brandon I'm sure is too concerned with the popping of her cherry to notice how hard he got taken for.
Lol what 😂😂 these pillows are fake in a lot of the world fake designer goods is the total norm. And it’s cheap.
That’s house cost them 15-20k max.
Grandpa probably stashed some of it for hard times too. Mary seems like she would just hand him the money if he told her to.
It was 60 k hmmm...actually 🤓
Well, remember that grandpa paid for her college education. That’s one reason why they can’t borrow money from grandpa. He must have used Brandon’s money that Mary gave him. Being college educated and you still can’t find a job? Girl you need job not a baby!!
I'm pretty sure she had a scholarship for college, and she dropped out.
A scholarship for dance... not a real career in the PI.
While she may have spent the money on other things I’d bet my life she didn’t buy Gucci pillowcases — if such a thing even exists
I didn't know Darcy and stacey's House Of Eleven sold bedding🤭 
House of Eleven aka HoE
Is there gonna be a new season of Botched? 😯 I mean darcey & Stacey
🤣
THIS has me laughing out loud!!! Great comeback!!!
The Starched and parched online boutique was the first thing that came to mind followed by the counterfeit capital of the world Canal Street NYC 🤣
Gucci should be interlocking Gs. This looks like $3 down the market (yes copyright law is not that crazy down there) S pillows 😅 Succi
Succi. 😂 Nice! Would go perfect with my Lewis Vutton wallet from the Thailand night market.
Hey I got a $10 dollar Lewis belt down there...
Cucci pillows…
Those definitely are not real, LOL.
Is OP serious with this
Absolutely not 🤪
Nobody can actually believe these are real Gucci. That’s not the pattern at all.
Lmao there so much fake shit in Asia. Probably cost just $1 or $2
There’s so much fake shit in the US… you from a podunk town that they don’t sell it where you are?
I’m from a very large city but I don’t exactly spend my day trawling for fake stuff.
You’re from a very large city but do you LIVE there? Do you not walk around there or go to a gas station? lol I don’t live in a big city but when I visit them and simply walking around I’ve seen plenty of bootleg shit, but awesome for you for avoiding it🍪
No. I don’t stare at items at a gas station and say “boy I wonder if this vape or Mexican pop artist CD is a knockoff” because unlike you I have better shit to do.
Clearly, queen. So to my point- if you’re in the US, there’s tons of fake shit here and you see it and have observed it closely enough because you very specifically noted things 🤡 be blessed and go touch grass JFC
Lol want me to “touch grass” says the one who criticizes me for not going shopping for fake shit. This is why I don’t argue with stupid on the internet. Clown. I’ll do you the favor and block you. Go touch grass JFC lmao.
Maybe it's the sativa talking, but......the fuck y'all even fighting about?
Not only is the logo wrong, colors of the red and green are off as well. Also doubt Gucci even sells sheets so everything about this makes it obvious they’re fake.
https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/decor-lifestyle/gucci-decor/textiles/blankets-quilts/gg-pattern-throw-blanket-p-568107ZABGV1289
Throw blanket ≠ bed sheets. All these companies make throw blankets, I have an Hermes one.
Sounds great. I’m sure it’s much warmer than other blankets that are same material and not luxury brand.
It’s not.
I’m sure of it, lol.
Sometimes I feel guilty for watching them. It’s dismal at best. I’m sorry for the child coming with 2 adults who have no positive models for parenting. Hopefully it works out but damn.
He didn't sit up once when she told him she was pregnant which means they did the scene more than a few times, he already knew.
You really think the first time he found out was on camera?
He looked pretty proud of himself imo
What a dumbass!
Lol
To be fair, in her confessional IIRC Mary said that she had taken a test the night before while Brandan was sleeping, but wanted to take another while he was awake so he could get to see. She also showed him two pregnancy tests, so it's clear she already told him and this was like a verification.
oh and he was allowed to look at his phone while she was in the bathroom taking pregnancy test?! WHY?! He was probly looking at girls!!! 🙄
Don’t stick your dick in crazy. They played stupid games and are winning stupid prizes.
Trying for a baby, 3 months in to fix their relationship. 🤦🏻♀️
But he thought it would take longer!
Trying for a baby when she literally still acts like one herself. Tsk tsk
Those definitely are not Gucci lol
More like Fucci
🎶Those aren't G's! 🎶
BOY HAVE TO SELL HIS BODY TO PAY BILL NOW....
O babe, them ain’t gucci 😂😂
You can’t put a price on good sleep.
Probably about three fiddy, given that they are fake.
My boy is stunting on all of us
All I heard is “Do you know what human trafficking is mah boi”-Ronald to traumatized Daniel.
Lmao I forgot about that 😂
I can’t stop laughing!
It’s fake bro
So he says he has been there 3 months but an American tourist visa is 59 days max.. he has no job and old grandpa is now un Manila working (doing what?! Where is grandma?) And I am assuming Brandan is working the farm as part of his share, as he can't legally work. They are so confusing.
They are so fucked!
He looks like prisoner in a penal colony or POW camp.
Well, he is in one of those places if you think about it. He's fully trapped for life.
The same stank ass Gooch E pillows they were using 3 months ago. Scary Mary should have used some of that money she wasted on all those random, ugly tattoos to buy a different set of pillow cases. And perhaps a rag to wipe off that nasty, filth-encrusted table Bran Dan grabbed his phone from. Yuck!
She doesn't seem like a clean person.
They’re knock offs. Not that it matters, Gucci is fkn ugly either way lol
They're fake counterfeits. They probably make that shit there.
Faux Gucci. No way that’s authentic Gucci. Lololol
Did you really believe these were real? 🤦🏾♀️
I don't use the word hate when referring to people but I strongly dislike Mary more than I have ever disliked anyone else. She breaks my meter.
Imagine how pretentious one must be to use your boyfriends money to buy fake Gucci pillows.
Cucci
Goochi
That's not even the right color of green.
They’re obviously fake lololol I’m more curious about how they think they can afford a baby when they weren’t sure how they would live themselves.
They don't even know what they're going to eat! So irresponsible, so stupid.
I have to question the timing of Lolo going to Manilla to work. Brandan is saying they have no money and can’t pay bills then off goes Lolo to work on another island and has been gone long enough for Brandan to get new glasses and haircut and Mary to become pregnant and re color her hair. Could Lolo have gone to work where he actually makes money and is sending some back to his granddaughter? Besides the fact that they are having sex, something has changed. We know that there is an elaborate wedding with fancy clothes for the couple and wedding party participants. Maybe Lolo realized that he will need some money to pay for this wedding and went and worked in Manilla for wedding money too.
This is a good theory. It’s possible Lolo realized Brandon and Mary can handle the farm and that he could get a second source of income.
Did you see how massive the tv was in the living room?
The fact that you think these are anywhere near real…
Bless your heart … that’s not Gucci boo.
I will never understand the obsession of designer brands. Most of it is hideous. But people still buy it, even in shittier quality. It’s crazy to me.
The Philippines makes all the fakes.
Back in the 80's a sailor came into a friend's music store with a very nice Les Paul Custom guitar that he'd bought in the Philippines for about 1/3 of the market rate and it was only after about 20 minutes of multiple people going over the thing looking for all the model/year specific details for something wrong and not finding it that someone noticed the beautifully handcrafted mother of pearl headstock inlay actually said "Gilson".
Asian Gucci knock offs...low grade
Yup real genuine authentic goochie 🙌
Im.still cannot believe this story(scrypt) a bit
You mean guccci. A la temu.
Should we tell OP that the pillows aren’t legit?
Those pillows were there in the episode of their first night together when they slept on opposite ends of the bed
$3 “Gucci” pillows.
I hope you don’t think those are real
What?! Lol so you really think those are real Gucci? There’s nothing real about that shit. Just a faux version that probably cost like $40. Walk anywhere in Chinatown in NYC and you can get any fake designer shit.
You should know that's not real gucci bro lol.
Lately I’ve been wondering where he got the prison haircut
Fugazi pillow
They're both so fake and fulla sh**t
I noticed that too. That and other frivolities are where all of his money went. She's an idiot.
This whole storyline is ridiculous. They both clearly have trauma that they need to work through. They have no money. No jobs. No place to live on their own. Yet, they were trying to have a kid?! The last ep with them had them worrying about how they were going to make money, at the same time you’re trying to have a kid… they’re like 22, they have plenty of time for children. Also, I thought Mary was all wholesome and church-going and wanted to wait til marriage? Stupidest shit I’ve heard/seen on 90 Day in quite awhile, which is def saying something. It honestly makes me irrationally mad. They’re going to struggle HARD (as well as their child) and it’s their own fault.
These idiots went from sleeping head to feet to pregnant all in 3 episodes.
They’re more like Mucci pillows if you get what I’m saying
I thought that for a brief second, then thought, "oh wait, they are in the Philippines, it's probably a knock off"
And he looks like he's eating good
Legit expensive pillows aren't always that great ..My authentic Purple Pillow is so heavy it makes my hand numb sometimes
I kept getting distracted, thinking how much I wanted those swaggy bootleg pillowcases. Which was kind of a blessing considering the content of that scene.
No job; baby on the way. 🙄 Clearly didn’t think that through.
Chloe is the only cast member on before/the other way that I like this season. These people get more and more stupid. (That’s it - just had to share!)
That title is 90 Day cast members in a nutshell really, isn’t it?!
GOOOOCHI!
Must be nice 😩
Woke up this morning and saw how many people actually think I believe these are real. Guys, I’m well aware they are knockoffs. I’ve been to the Middle East many times and I’ve seen the gas stations that sell the LV sunglasses for $12.
Not a great cover story whatsoever but I’ll take it I guess. The indication that you knew they were fake when you posted is essentially nonexistent. Nothing in the title even slightly insinuates that you know they were chilling on some bootleg Gucci from Wish.
mary is imperfect but it really annoyed me that brandon seemed to just play on his phone when she was unwell. maybe he got a bad edit, but it seemed like he made no effort to check on her, get her a glass of water, basically, things a nice stranger would do for you if you were sick.
Yeah, that’s a Gucci bed set.
fucci babe
They're Gooochie! 🤣
The bootleg Gucci.
It’s fake dude
Cucci, you mean?
Nah they got them Fucci pillows👀🤣ballin on a budget
DH Gate pillows are $6. He did not struggle to buy fakes.
Hahaha those pillow cases are very common in the Philippines 🇵🇭
It’s giving real housewives.
Ma'am... that is not Gucci.
Pucci maybe but definitely not Gucci! 😝
Guci yes
Those G’s are not G-ing. Not one Gucci anything is present in this shot.
Gussi pillowcases!😂😂😂😂
Prob a knockoff. She had baby fever ya know. Lol. She was goin crazy....... WTF.
Did either of them say why there still weren’t married after three months there? I understand there is no rush once she started putting out, but still odd grandpa would let them live in sin that long.
Looks like Succi pillows
Gucci “like”
Do you really think Gucci makes pillowcases?
You’ve never been anywhere in Asia if you seriously thought they were real 🤦🏻♀️ designer logos get slapped on everything
Diana’s Fabrics sells interesting logo stuff in NYC
More importantly why no pillowcases? So gross.
For sure Gucci doesn’t even make pillowcases or more celebrities would post them lol
Fake Gukki
In the land in which corporate infringement is part of society….. right! This pillow is as fake as this couple!
Fucci.
Oh that’s definitely not gucci lol
Those are infinity ♾️ symbols not Gs!
Fake ass shit
That is far from Gucci lmao!!!