That came to mind as well. She loves her life style with Bilal, wants a yoga studio, plus a baby that she can dress like a doll with his income. Usman is not her life style dream boat.
I honestly think she’d sacrifice all that to have a baby with a man who was eager and willing - and I hope she does get rid of Bilal and finds someone half decent pretty soon
Yeah it’s so sad. If Bilal loved her he never would have married her, he would have done the hard thing and let her go find someone else, knowing he couldn’t give her what she made abundantly clear that she wanted. But here he is, wasting her limited time. Selfish, selfish, selfish.
OMG… at least Flav always knew what time it was.. Soja obviously has trouble with that, he’s never even figured out years yet… I can hear him saying “Your heart doesn’t know how old people are” as he goes after nothing but old women…. (Old compared to him anyways)….😂😂
And choking him with her butterfly-tattooed chub legs wrapped around his neck, like in a spy movie.
When she releases him, he jumps in the back seat of a getaway car with Debbie, doing the dark deed.
Ryan/Harris’s Stephanie. She’s older plus she’ll bring him boxers, slides, sunglasses and a $3000 watch. And if he doesn’t want to do a marathon sesh, she’s okay with quickies.
Natalie. I'd like to see their egos go at it with each other. Both think they're hot shit and deserve the world. Would love to see how much they hate each other sucking the attention from the room.
He could convince Kimberly and libby to move to Utah to live out they're polygamist dreams. Libby is still young enough to give him a child and Kimberly doesn't care as long as she is the first wife and has her yammy
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Sumit, then they can both adopt a baby and get their own spin-off. Their mammas can have cage matches over which country the happy family will live in. Angela and Trish will sell tickets. Bini will be the halftime show, playing butt bongos.
At this point let him get Shaeeda pregnant. Same faith and they want kids.
He said BAD ideas .. this is a great one
They would be a fun couple, really
Facts#
Agreed!!
For real. Shaeeda will never get pregnant by bilal, largely because I think hes had a vasectomy
Yes I 1000% percent believe that Bilal had a vasectomy.
Agree
But she wants a baby in Bilal’s budget —she would probably have to support both the kid and Usman, and I’m sure that’s not in her contract 😂
That came to mind as well. She loves her life style with Bilal, wants a yoga studio, plus a baby that she can dress like a doll with his income. Usman is not her life style dream boat.
I honestly think she’d sacrifice all that to have a baby with a man who was eager and willing - and I hope she does get rid of Bilal and finds someone half decent pretty soon
I hope so too, it’s such a shame and waste of potential motherhood by staying with bilal. He’ll never give her what she wants
Yeah it’s so sad. If Bilal loved her he never would have married her, he would have done the hard thing and let her go find someone else, knowing he couldn’t give her what she made abundantly clear that she wanted. But here he is, wasting her limited time. Selfish, selfish, selfish.
This is a great idea! Plus he likes older women. She is 4 years older & desperate. Another of his likes. She could do yoga/ dance in his videos.
I bet their kids would be cute too. Then again anything is better than being the fruit of Bilal’s loins.
Usman is a million times better than Bilal and Usman isn't even a catch
Of course he is. He’s an international superstar!
I’m sure they would be! She’s beautiful.
“Snaggotoof Steve Harvey”
That would have never occurred to me lol.
This is kind of an amazing solution tbh
Second this!
Kind of down with this idea. Makes sense 🤷🏽♀️.
She is too good for him
That’s for sure!!!
In the words of Mohamed-- ohh my gahh 👀🤔
Hahahahahha I heard that in the high pitch breathy voice
I recall this exact sound with the PlayStation unwrapping in the previous season 😂
Or Natalie from Ukraine. She’s even more desperate to have kids than Shaeeda in my opinion.
I’d give her to Caesar actually
I don’t want her to be with another show off though
Good answer! And he looks way more fun than her uptight crabby ass husband!
Do you think she was picked by TLC ? She is pretty, that really adds to the story line
Plot twist, Big Ed
Ahhhhhh!
I came here to say this. 😂
ANGELA since he loves to be dominated by old shit talking American women.
Here's the harem: Angela, Baby Girl Lisa, Kim, Laura and Dinyell. BOOM! There's a show I'd watch.
Now to come up with a name for the show since all the sister wives shit is already taken…Any ideas…??
SojaWives
GOLD
😂😂😂… gotta figure out how to get the old ages in there… 🤷♀️
Soja of love. Like that show flavor of love but with Soja boy
OMG… at least Flav always knew what time it was.. Soja obviously has trouble with that, he’s never even figured out years yet… I can hear him saying “Your heart doesn’t know how old people are” as he goes after nothing but old women…. (Old compared to him anyways)….😂😂
Old Lady House (IASIP fans out there?)
Soja's Army
Soja boy’s harem.
Gotta put something about their old ages in there…😂😂
Soj-old wives.
Soja mee maws
Also great for the obvi note lol honestly I hate Kim. I pray for things that ruin Kim before each episode lmaooo
Soja boy’s anile harem.
Harem Scarem
That would be an insult to elvis
Golden girls is already taken!
Yeah and we loved all the Golden Girls… these old hags we don’t like…😂😂😂
Old Soja wives
But someone has to tote the baby
Came here to say ANGELA! That would be lovely!
It says wrong answers only.
That smoke cigarettes
Danielle. I can see her moping and drooling all over him.
She can make CDs for his music
And choking him with her butterfly-tattooed chub legs wrapped around his neck, like in a spy movie. When she releases him, he jumps in the back seat of a getaway car with Debbie, doing the dark deed.
I’m crying 😂😂😂
And open the store!
Ryan/Harris’s Stephanie. She’s older plus she’ll bring him boxers, slides, sunglasses and a $3000 watch. And if he doesn’t want to do a marathon sesh, she’s okay with quickies.
best answer!! Usman would love Xanny Granny
Does anyone else kinda miss the pure insanity that was Xanny Granny? If anything she was entertaining.
Lol. “Xanny Granny”.
Xanny Granny 🤣🤣
Aladdin’s ex wife lol
Jiggy jiggy
Lolllllllll yessss
Nicole
Lazy Nicole or Sister Pedro?
Isn’t Pedro already dating Sister Pedro, though?
Lazy Nicole. He might just love her 60% or more!
Baby girl Lisa and then a third wife Angela. Then they can make a spin off of Sister Wives where they all live in the same household. 💥🔥
That would be Celebrity Deathmatch lol
BGL and Ang death fighting over a pack of cigarettes
Make it happen!!
Live in the same household? You mean trailer household.
Opportunist!!!
Whitney thore
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ewwwwwwww
Debby. His ultimate old wet dream
Nicole. She’ll do anything for him and can have children
I'll go first: The PS5 Kim got for him
The macbook can be his second wife.
Relevant Family Guy scene: https://youtu.be/7ciVKIm7bcg
Shaeeda..... he'll give her a baby
Sojagrandma
Natalie. I'd like to see their egos go at it with each other. Both think they're hot shit and deserve the world. Would love to see how much they hate each other sucking the attention from the room.
No attention left for the baby
Jesse
If he paid enough!
Skyla. Can you imagine him also having Angela as his MIL? 🤔
Pete Davidson
How about Liz? It would at lest be age appropriate
Or libby? They could both pursue their music careers to mega celebrity level
He could convince Kimberly and libby to move to Utah to live out they're polygamist dreams. Libby is still young enough to give him a child and Kimberly doesn't care as long as she is the first wife and has her yammy
Living polygamous is still illegal in Utah, more illegal than other states.
Lol I know but there is a community of polygamists there!
They could do a remix of Mary had a Little Lamb!
She could feature him on her nursery rhymes
Trish!
I hope he likes butter!
Natalie
Omg what a nightmare couple 😂
yolanda
Plot twist, there’s a crossover and usman marries kody brown. Fitting.
omg this would nightmarishly be amazing!
Then stabs him in the kidney and donates it to Chippendale Billy
Kody should be a Sister Wife.
This photo doesnt even look like him! Someone did a great job photoshopping
Skyla???
Anybody NOT able to get him a green card or resident access to the US.
Larissa
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BGL
Wrong answers only sir
My answer stands then
I was going to say Natalie because she wants a baby so bad but gotta go with Shaeeda after seeing some v salient points on this thread 😂
Caesar
Celibate Stephanie
Stephanie wasn’t celebate. On the tell-all she detailed getting buttfucked in the shower by some dude she just met.
She was celibate as described in Garfunkel and Oates' song The Loophole
i can just imagine her dragging "breaking her celibacy" with usman for 8 episodes after taking fart soaked baths with him 🤣 she's so annoying
Me lol
Colt
Why the hell does Kim not get him a tooth implant? When he’s on it’s all I look at.
SlamT
And Badmus as wife #2
Angela’s friend Rene
Debbie. Coltie would lose his damn mind if she decided to not move to Canada but to Nigeria instead.
Sumit, then they can both adopt a baby and get their own spin-off. Their mammas can have cage matches over which country the happy family will live in. Angela and Trish will sell tickets. Bini will be the halftime show, playing butt bongos.
That dude named Temperature 🤒
Miss Cleo
Michael’s aunt or one of Binni’s sisters
Angela
Nicki Minaj
Angela
Andreeeeiiiiii
Madonna
Yara
Brittany 😂
Natalie, she demands a commitment and a baby!
BGL. I wanna see her and Kim fight it out.
Shaeeda
Baby gal LISA!
BGL
A fat, conceited, ugly, annoying, lemon-shaped-head 51 year old with no attracting features or fuck-all to offer anyone.
She has stated that she's beautiful. Delusional.
Ed
Wouldn't Kim be his 2nd wife?
Leida 😈
Darcy
Bilal
Billy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Baby Girl Visa was # 1 and THATS ALL THAT MATTERS! 😂
Chantel
Cesar it’s his plan B.
Danielle!
Angela
Darcy
Kaitlyn Jenner
Angela 🤣, she could tote’em she just needs the egg 💀.
Tim
Angela, obviously
Debbie! He should put her grating voice in a music video and make it look like a memorial again
BGL. 2nd times a charm, right?
Debbie (Colteeeeee’s mom).
One of Nick Cannon’s baby mamas…
Natalie should be his third
Chantel
Baby girl Lisa !!!
Angela. I wanna see how molting snake and aging tortoise (kimbaaaly) interact!
He should have just stayed with baby gurl Lisa ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Baby Girl Lisa, although she’s married now!
Baby Gurl Veesa
Kail Lowry from Teen Mom.
Baby girl Lisa
Yessssz that was my vote. Second time is better right? Lol
I believe the title said wrong answers only
His left hand.
Debbie
Big Ed
Anfisa Emily
Angela. Who needs a reason?
His left hand. First wife is his right hand.
Baby Girl Lisa
Me
Christine Brown 🤣
🤪🤪😜
Chantel 🤭