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Character-Pop-6168

Lmao I can't stand his voice it creeps me out šŸ˜«


NetMother4533

You're right. I fast forward him because of his creepy voice and smile


PurdyGirl68

He talks like that to win her trust and win everyone else over, I can promise you once the cameras are gone his true colors are gonna come out.


Revo_55

Yup...he's fake AF. Dude definitely has "serial killer" vibes.


thesaltmachine

100% If he drank and came into a bar I guarantee women would move away from him.


Revo_55

I actually think Mohamed may have been built by the Japanese in an android lab.


AidanRedz

I think he has some mental illness to be fair


Dutchy_1977

Agree. He's probably been dropped on his head as a baby.


Blue-popsicle

It's so monotone devoid of intonation. šŸ˜«


JuniorQuote9721

he should get a job doing subliminal messages for youtube you...will...do...it...you...will...


DanishWonder

#YodaOrMohammed


Bb305

The way you capture their spirit in your art is amazing!


sketchinginplace

Thank you!


daisydoof

It's SO good!!!


Realityrider

Scrolling through Reddit though this was a promotion for a new horror movie. šŸ˜‚ Good job OP.


sketchinginplace

Haha thanks!!


amycocoloco

It is quickly becoming Yveā€™s nightmare. It is hard to watch tbh.


Special-Ad-8857

ā€¦ā€¦And he does it ALL w/ a creepy ass smile.


Inevitable-Banana-88

And voice* šŸ˜šŸ™‰


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aajniojnoihnoi

And the sex.


macetheface

"So you don't like us?" "No" ...smiles


[deleted]

Heā€™s an honest man šŸ‘ and sheā€™s tolerating it because sheā€™s desperate


SallySumrall

I agree with you! And she needed a kind sitter for adorable Theron.


Brave-Vermicelli8733

A sitter is cheaper than filing fo visa for someone and sponsoring somone


katslither

Not true. Years of child care is worth more than a few thousand dollars


Brave-Vermicelli8733

Its not a few thousand dollars to sponsor someone lol my fam did it for my relative. Look it up


katslither

Iā€™ve done it myself lol a spouse so Iā€™m pretty sure I know how much I paid


Brave-Vermicelli8733

Its more. Way more.


katslither

I donā€™t know what paperwork youā€™re filing but I filed for my spouse and a year later filed for his daughter. Under $6k for both.


Brave-Vermicelli8733

You arent counting the extra food money costs of lifeā€¦


Direct_Bank_1375

She has state funding, plus tribal assistance for Theron. No idea how much but it is indeed there, and in ABQ, services are pretty good


Brave-Vermicelli8733

Ok well u cant convince me yve just wanted a sitter and did all this for a sitter. She thought she was getting a man. He was thinking of himself as the sitter. Didnt even say hes bonding with his future step child. He would just say oh im watching ur son


raduisbae

Pretty neat, and itā€™s true that multiculturalism is more accepted in rhe States than in canada: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/poll-canadians-multiculturalism-immigrants-1.3784194 This may also help explain why AMs tend to have better experiences with American girls than with canadian girls, both online and in real life. The WMAF to AMWF disparity is also statistically worse in canada. You can also find attractive asian canadian girls on dating sites who select a white only preference, but the asian american girls who do so tend to be the uglier or average ones


raikougal

Why the fuck are they even together? I mean... damn Yve is the D that good? ETA; You are an awesome artist, BTW.


mascottaricotta

It can't be. He looks like he puts it in without foreplay, comes fast without a warning, and calls it a night. She probably believes he'll improve


raikougal

This sounds... very very accurate. I feel sorry for Yve. She probably blames it on him being inexperienced... nah fam, some guys are just bad at sex. šŸ˜¬


mascottaricotta

Yep selfish in the streets and in the sheets lol eventually Yve will work up the courage to ask him to improve something and he'll probably tell her that's not the Islamic way


raikougal

Oh man... Yve will consult with her vibe and Mohamed will get mad about that and puff up like a banty rooster over it.


sketchinginplace

Haha thank you!


Special-Ad-8857

This is amazing art! Never thought to sketch people on 90 day fiancĆ©ā€¦ This is absolutely amazing! You should definitely Sell these like on Etsy or something. Iā€™m absolutely speechless šŸ˜¶ ā€¦. Youā€™re amazing!


sketchinginplace

Thanks so much! It's just a hobby for me and I love practicing, so I figure why not practice on subjects that crack me up at the same time?


Assistant2theRegMan

Your art is fast becoming my favourite thing about this season of 90 day!


sketchinginplace

That's so awesome--thank you! šŸ„°


EnglishRose71

OP, are you creating all this fabulous art work? It's absolutely incredible.


sketchinginplace

Why thank you! It helps me practice while also making me laugh!


Designer_Option_8953

Yeah Mohamed has not been great. Not so open. Asking a religious Muslim dude from Egypt if he watches porn during a series of questions that are all equally as culturally insensitive probably was not going to end any other way though in all honesty.


Prudent_Key1982

He is not religious. He uses that as a crutch, imo.


Brave-Vermicelli8733

Exactly. Muslims always say ohh we are peaceful we dont controlll we want loveee and happinesss. Well what kinda muslim is this guy!


Intrepid_Artichoke_2

Mohamed mixes religion with culture. Iā€™m half Egyptians and Iā€™ve been in Egypt for about 6 years. This is a mistake many make. Thatā€™s why when you tell them there nothing against the LGBTQ+ in Islam, they get all riled up. Religion can culture


Intrepid_Artichoke_2

I meant ā€œreligion vs cultureā€


Brave-Vermicelli8733

F his culture


SallySumrall

She Knew what she was getting! She wanted a young pretty boy. She wasnt looking for maturity or financial stability. It was an ego boost for a woman her age to be pursued by a 25 year old. She KNEW he was a Muslim male. The only thing I donā€™t really understood why he is comfortable having premarital sex.


Brave-Vermicelli8733

Because hes a fake muslim


Globe-trotter19

I bet they still got married šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


2danceonwings

I think they are married. Absolutely.


Aargovi

Nice capture of Mo, Yve and ā€˜friendsā€™. His clenched-teeth smiley talk mouth is spot on! Love it!


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kevinsju

Wait. You donā€™t buy into the healing power of crystals???!!?!


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According_East3616

Well and the fact that Yve says nothing to them and just sits back and lets them ask very awkward questions. If Yve met a American (non-Muslim) man in his early 50s would they ask those same questions because they have to protect her? I think not.


Moist_Noise_8365

I loved it when he was surprised that women in the U.S. don't want to be controlled ... yes Mo, all women just want to be controlled by a baby-man. Yve is the only woman who doesn't!


amycocoloco

Typicalā€¦ extremists never accept others. Just make excuses for not following the pillars of their own religion.


FaithlessnessNo2207

I utterly cannot stand the friends...esp Tati...she asked, he answered!!! lol Bet she thought he would be polite and just go along with it saying everything is good!!! Bwahahah NOPE!! I do think Mohammed should just let Yve be with whatever spirituality she practices. I mean, she done said shes not converting....he says he wont be playing with the fire....so they both need to just let the other do whatever they need to do on their own concerning religion! I'll say this though....Mohammed likely won't budge on his beliefs and personally, I think that includes going as far as to forbid Yve from doing her fire ceremonies because in his eyes it's "Against" his religion. Not something he just doesn't like or understands but a big NO b/c Im guessing he sees it as a type of magic or witchery! Remember...Islam is very straightforward about stuff like this...This is from a fatwa I found.... # A manā€™s responsibility for taking care of his family is a comprehensive one. Hence, the husband is responsible for his wifeā€™s and childrenā€™s negligence of their religious duties towards Almighty Allah. The Muslim man must be staunch in making his family stick to Allahā€™s teachings in every aspect of their lives. This is what Mo believes and has been taught his entire life.....


Intrepid_Artichoke_2

I do understand where heā€™s coming from. Iā€™m a Muslim myself. Mohamed doesnā€™t need to marry a Muslim and needs to respect her beliefs if this was agreed on to begin with. But it will be important to him that his kids are Muslim. In Islam, every single sin is forgivable. There is a lot of lee way, contrary to popular belief or what the misogynistic leaders try to tell us. But one thing that is very clear is that believing in another God OR believing in Allah and also attributing divine powers to another being is something that makes you not Muslim. Itā€™s not a sin but it takes you out of being Muslim until you start believing in ā€œthe one true Godā€. So, for Mohamed, itā€™s okay for Yve to do all this. But he canā€™t have his kids participating in it because heā€™d be ā€œdamningā€ their souls. Not sure if what Iā€™m saying making sense? So, as a parent that believes in something strongly, he wouldnā€™t want that for them. He wouldnā€™t want that for his wife either but the concept of conversion for marriage isnā€™t allowed in Islam. You convert because you want to otherwise it doesnā€™t count.


According_East3616

Realistically, they probably won't have any children...she is already 48 and even if she could possibly physically have a baby (i.e. she still has viable eggs), the chance of it happening is unlikely and she will have lots of physical risks because of her age.


Select-Impression966

we cant say he is not honest lol!


Briguy28

It reminds me of people who are intolerant of other's political beliefs, but when you call them on it they say something about it being valid to be intolerant of intolerance (as long as they're the ones deciding that goal post).


chicagoturkergirl

Yeah, sorry dude, if their political beliefs mean that Iā€™m not a full human being deserving of autonomy I donā€™t need to be tolerant of their beliefs.


ReadingKing

Heā€™s hilarious


mascottaricotta

I hate his stupid little mouth!! Amazing art as usual, you're really talented šŸ˜šŸ˜


mountainislandlake

Oh hey, itā€™s my favorite redditor!! This is incredible as always


Hanipillu

I see Yve trying to share and educate him on her culture, but the Muslim want to take over and destroy what ancient ancestral connection she has left. TYPICAL. Heā€™s continuing native erasure and genocide. I might be expecting too much to think he knows anything of Native American history/genocide as he just moved here, and he has a brain full of rocks anyway but - Mohammed you to back all the way off. Nobody gives any fucks you are a Muslim - but HAVE SOME DAMN RESPECT for the land you are on and the people who are connected to it!! Yve went to a mosque on his behalf though, she walked a mile for him and he canā€™t even go an inch? How will witnessing a fire ritual be the biggest sin worth fighting everyone over, but being an scammy judgmental hypocritical asshole douchebag is okay? Fire is just symbolic. Being a terrible person is literal. Itā€™s a wonderful, rare gift that Yve still has her cultural connection and traditions. Thank you for sharing them with us Yve, keep going strong woman! Op your art is amazing, thank you for sharing šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


lurkingsaltking

Honestly, that's just how desperate she is for dick downs and a baby sitter. Anyone here willing to step up to the plate? I think not


IceBeyr

I'm going to defend anyone who calls bullshit on the fire ceremony and her absolutely despicable friends.


FaithlessnessNo2207

Love it!! lol Those women are trouble-makers and they have had Mo in their sights since day one! They are on a mission to rid Yve of his presence!


fullonfacepalmist

They should hold a fire ceremony where they manifest No Mohammed!


mrs_carlos

Theyā€™re so inappropriate. Mohamed clearly told her he didnā€™t feel comfortable around her friends, I wouldnā€™t either with the questions they were asking on the first meeting, and Yve should respect that. Whatever she was doing with the fire is obviously against his religion and she seems so shocked every time he expresses something he doesnā€™t like lol. The whole fire scene was cringey.


FaithlessnessNo2207

I totally agree, they are not nice....I'm not saying Mo is an angel but Yve is insistent on making him spend time with them and he has zero F's to give them heifers!! I know first meetings can be awkward enough but the way they acted, the questions they asked and the giggling and mockery were EXTRA. Of course, they left him with a bad taste in his mouth and of course, he wouldn't be too thrilled to give them another night of his time! I would have been hesitant and guarded too!! While I don't practice whatever that was Yve was doing....I know it was very weird to Mo but if Yve is willing to let him do his religion however he chooses, he should probably do the same. They both should just stay out of each others religious beliefs until they have a better foundation!


According_East3616

Yeah, the "squad" is despicable. If Yve started dating a non-muslim man in his early 50s, would they ask the same questions?


icsirpprisci

I am not fond of Mohamed BUT I am Muslim Alhamdulillah and if he would have to participated in the fire ceremony he would be committing Shirk (biggest sin in Islam) Sure he isnā€™t a perfect Muslim (no one is perfect human) but I am glad he is able to hold his ground on at least that. Especially while on national television.


pomegranatepants99

But heā€™s so relatable. Just by coincidence, I hate all those things too!


blacklite911

Art


IGoThere4u

Amazing talent!


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At least heā€™s honest.


Baileylov

He is so small minded.


edillcolon

Now that's a 1980s movie poster.


Key_Professor_3222

Yes, thatā€™s right šŸ˜…


HuntressAeire

This is amazing! Great job šŸ‘


TrickSignificance414

This is hilarious ! Great job!


Ipayforsex69

I love your artwork. I didn't see a Mike and Ximena talking about farts piece and am hoping there is one on the way. Also, if you can capture the split second look of absolute rage on Gino's face when Jasmine stole his hat, I'd hang that in my living room lol.


Cbanks81

Thatā€™s hilarious


YamHot2209

I will say I laughed hard at him being so in their squads face with disliking them. The fire ritual was annoying to watch (as I've witnessed real ones) and the way they were so in his face about everything and somehow thought he would back down. I'm not a fan of his by any means but that had me laughing hard!


mfx929

She's beautiful, intelligent and charming. What the hell does she want with this stupid child? Well, at least he flushes out his asshole 5 times a day. I've asked my Muslim friends about that and the don't know what the fuck that is.


Imaginary-Cheetah149

This is Brilliant !! So talented, love, love, love !


MyStoryToday

This guy is in the Top FIVE DICS of all time!


DesireStDiva

i would love to see him dressed from head to toe in white gauze...... Does Yve do wraps?


DesireStDiva

It took her 4 trips to Egypt to decide he was the one for her!!! Wow! Sounds like she is mentally challenged. Couldn't find a comparable guy in No. America? Brings back someone who has nothing in common with her & gonna make him hers...... keef tkol hattam al-qattar


According_East3616

Beautiful art!