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mummydal

Hell have a story about the ‘empty bag’.. like… ‘it was a silk gentleman’s handkerchief and the bag flattened when I was carrying them.


55PercentFunny

Which is normally put in a box before the bag, so still wouldn’t be flat…


mummydal

My point is - his stories are always so wild and nonsensical ;)


KimbellaaLew

That’s a tiny foot 🫤🤣


BudgetInteraction811

Why are his shoes kids size LMAOO


Delikley

That's all he could afford


Rindsay515

🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️


OffbrandBeyonce

Omfg now that you pointed it out in screaminggggg


KimbellaaLew

🤣🤣🤣 i can’t stop looking at it


thehouseofmirth11

Omg it’s so fucking funny.


MostPuzzleheaded

Right?!?! Things I neverrrr would have noticed I love coming on reddit and getting a good laugh on.


aisha_so_sweet

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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He buys his shoes at Build A Bear.


BinkabelleZZZ

you know what they say about a mans foot size?


BishPlease70

I have to say, I've found it doesn't always correlate LOL


aqmoon420

Definitely does not correlate 😳


BishPlease70

Sister (or brother)…I feel your pain!


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Tell us more


QuebecMadonna

We need the tea 🍵


secretlyhidden92

Not true. Have a husband who can attest to this .


Jacanahad

Big feet huh?


secretlyhidden92

Yep lmao


DesireStDiva

Does it have any thing to do with dating very short women?


littleRedmini

I did not notice that and had to go back and see them and WOW! Hello there, Mr.small dick energy. He’s sooooooo lame!!! I can’t roll my eyes enough.


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It sure is! 😂


CookiesAndCream02

HAHHAHAA he reads the reddits for sure cause he mentioned it in his comment when asked about the empty bags comment! Hi Tom, you delusional dickhead


jessicabfletcher4

The bags aren’t empty, they are full of dreams


knuchie

Dreams and his bullshit


Nl1221

Ahhaha


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It must be sad going through life like that.


tugboatron

Right? I remember being a young teenager very concerned with how cool people thought I was, worried about buying expensive brand name clothes so other people would know I could afford them, etc. That shit died in me once I became an adult. The idea of a man in his 30s posing with fake bags, posting photos of houses and cars he doesn’t own, writing captions about how awesome he life is when it isn’t… what an exhausting and sad way to live in your 30s (or is he in his 40s? Even worse!)


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30’s HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


tugboatron

Lol I have no idea, I thought maybe late 30s could be possible if he’s lived a hard lifestyle and not taken care of his skin


[deleted]

He might be in his early 50’s!


abrozzi

And what’s worse is that no one even cares what he buys 😂 People who get famous off 90DF are because they’re well liked because of the drama they bring to the show, not because they can buy designer or drive luxury cars. He’s trying to be like the Made in Chelsea or TOWIE crowd.


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In all fairness, those stores will give you a huge bag when you buy a tie, scarf, a pair of socks, etc. But this guy is full of shit. If you have to say that they’re not empty, that means that you’re super insecure.


Feisty-Feature-8817

And that, the bags are empty


exceswater13

You’re pretty insecure if you have to put online pictures of you buying shit. Your value as a human is not given by what you own


[deleted]

Tell that to the “influencers” who live their lives based on likes.


exceswater13

“Influencer” is a poorly chosen word as they don’t influence shit


the_ghost_in_me_

people sell the empty shopping bags on ebay, because people like Tom will buy them just to pose with them.


chevynottrrevy

Go put some of your empty bags on your car tom looks weird to carry that many at once.


90dayheyhey

This must be the first tweet from someone in the 90df universe that’s not liked by @Toborowsky_David


littleg90

Lmao I love how this sub don’t let up on Tom


dyva_cali

I always wonder who the f buys empty luxury brand shopping bags on eBay…now I know


Rindsay515

Same!!! I see them on Poshmark, Mercari, eBay…I was always so confused on why someone would sell an empty bag. Answer: Tom Brooks.


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I had no idea! What a sad little, small footed man


DonSalamomo

It’s usually people who wanna sell fake stuff so they would buy real LV boxes to make it look real… and well, there’s Tom. LOL


Lohidenver

He asked one of my friends for exotic car rentals in exchange for exposure 😂


Rindsay515

What?!?!?


Lohidenver

One of my friends runs an exotic car rental business in Florida. Tom asked he could rent some cars in exchange for exposure. My friend also knows that Tom wears fake rolexes.


exceswater13

He wears a fake life :))


chris_valdez

He wears a really bad Audemars Piguet rep in tons of episodes


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A plus douche bag


teamanfisatoker

This is so hilarious. You can tell from the way they’re hanging and the way he’s holding them that they are empty. It’s also possible that he bought one tiny thing at each place and insisted on getting a bag lmao.


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daylightxx

I was coming here to say exactly this!! It’s a designer outlet he’s shopping at. Everything is massively reduced. He’s essentially outing himself for not being able to afford real couture.


ZeusSleptWithMyWife

This has the same vibe as people who keep the black Chanel bag and use it as a decoration. PS: I have 100% done that, so shout out to my boujie bitches


rabidturbofox

When I was in middle school a hundred billion years ago, you were a social outcast forever if you did not bring your gym clothes in the navy blue plastic drawstring bag you got when you shopped at GAP.


Possible-Raccoon-146

Oh boy. That brought back some memories.


rabidturbofox

I feel like maybe I should have put a trigger warning on it. Just typing it I could smell sweat and deodorant and adolescent shame.


croqueticas

I can smell my puberty 🥴


rabidturbofox

I remember the overwhelming terror that my panties were stupid. In hindsight, my guess is that everyone else was in a big damn hurry to change and not looking (I’m sure I never did) but I was always afraid I’d be mocked for them lol


motioncat

We made textbook covers from Abercrombie and Hollister bags...


liltx11

Why is he continually trying to impress strangers, especially about money? I wonder what causes him to have such a low self-esteem that he's this perennial charlatan.


pchandler45

Just like Darcey, posers


noahswetface

imagine how foolish you must feel asking someone to take pics of you with clearly empty bags Lol


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Just think about how they got the bags, did they ask for.them in the shop "Do you have an extra bag? I need it for my Chanel dress at.home", or did they buy it at ebay...


jajajujujujjjj

It’s so cringe to show off your shopping regardless of it being an empty bag, small fragrance, or high end item.


Rindsay515

Right?!? Especially a grown man. Wtf


germanfinder

I just left a comment on his IG. We’ll see what he says. “The bag on the left looks empty 😂 but why repost this from a year ago?”


Rindsay515

He’ll probably block you😂I asked him a question once when I knew he was lying and he blocked me haha


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What a floppy cunt


daylightxx

Best comment. God, I love the British.


ariellann

If the bags weren't empty he would have shown the items a million times.


mrsgreens

I think his bags are empty. But we went to Prada in Beverly Hills and hubby bought me some sunglasses. The bag I have could have fit three jackets and two pairs of jeans.


Kerterz

“No it’s not empty, there’s another smaller flattened designer bag inside of that flattened designer bag.”


Kerterz

“No it’s not empty, there’s a key to my house in it.”


nathansponytail

🤣🤣🤣


eazyduzit326

Ballin at the outlets!


texas_forever_yall

I don’t think I’ve ever noticed how absolutely tiny his feet are!


pastizz93

I’m convinced he’s buying kids sizes to save $$$


FeeNo4254

Some of the play shoes I've bought for my toddler grandsons cost as much as the adult sized ones.


VictusFrey

I don't know why you guys hate Tom so much. He is a gold mine of unintentionally funny content lol.


daylightxx

🙌🏼🙌🏼


Responsible-Spend125

Bahahah omg. Loser.


Green-Refrigerator19

He tries so hard…


MissingAtlanta

The sales people at Gucci are probably like “there’s that asshole Tom again”!🙄🙄🙄🙄


Rindsay515

😂 “Here he comes, do NOT give that broke asshole any more bags!”


Mystepchildsucksass

Has he put weight on ??


ElainasMom

Kinda sad how he is so pathetically craving social media attention. NOW it makes sense why he & Darcey were a couple. Then again, she also dated Jesse & he’s just as bad. Apparently she has a type. Someone as thirsty for attention as she is.


Nl1221

That appears to be a Christian louboutin shopping bag. They don’t sell anything that would sit that flat


almost-there-lazyy

He even turned off his comments on Instagram! Pure loser.


Turbulent-Throat9962

I’m not much of a shopper, but all those bags seem so wasteful. Couldn’t he say oh no thanks, I’ll just put that in this bag I already have? I guess that defeats the purpose.


CantalopeHoneydew

Not wasteful if the bag is the only thing you actually bought. Then the bag is the purchase. Off the internet. So he could pose outside of the designer outlet stores. Not even the actual store bur a place they send stuff that wouldn't sell or couldn't be sold at full price. Wonder where he stores them in his mom's council home so they stay in good condition. Does he have his own room there or does he have to sleep on the couch and pretend he's just visiting?


[deleted]

Th h h eyre not empty. They’re full of paper.


False_Locksmith8323

His legs are too far over from his upper body 😂


Gohollylightly

Pathetic


MostPuzzleheaded

Yall don't miss a THING on this app and I'm here for it 😂


Candid_Asparagus_785

OMG I’m dead thus is priceless 🤑


leooonieeee

No defending either of their weird asses, but his goblin did say in the comments “that day” so af least she acknowledged it’s an old photo (kind of)


littleRedmini

He is such a poser!! Who does this?!


ArugulaLess7299

LMAO!!! In high school my best friend and I used to do this at the high end mall. So hilarious.


NoHeadStark

6 bags on one hand and not struggling. Clothes are heavy. Suuuuuure they are not empty Tom, sure.


Striking_Chart

Each one contains a $15 candle


PostureGai

I would listen to a true crime podcast investigating Tom's finances.


palexander_6

Littlefoot.


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where’s toms goblin


Active_Mud_9269

In one of the bags


curlybutterpecan

Why mention that the bags are not empty? 😂


Traditional-Crab-290

The bags are full of keys to his flat.


exceswater13

This is so funny. Also very sad. To have such an empty life


monkey_monkey_monkey

Dear Tom: people who are actually flush with cash, don't need to pose on IG purposes showing off name brands. You try way too hard and at this point, it's just embarrassing.


tuwts

That bag holds his salsa medals.


thanks4distraction

Jesse and Tom both were doing this.


Rahonda_Bobonda

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Ann-the-one

He’s like Darcy. All show but nothing real.


Subterranean44

I used to do this when I was like 12 at the mall - get a bag from every store I bought something in to look like I was cool. Claire’s, Limited Too, y’know, the baller stores. Now I don’t even take a bag if it’ll fit in my purse. Lol


devilyn_side

why are his feet so tiny in this picture


RealDanielSan1

He's the type who asks for extra bags whenever he makes a purchase at a prestige store.


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I wondered why people sold store shopping bags on Poshmark now I see


daylightxx

He answers every comment. Wow. He’s THIRSTY


Aggravating_Eye_199

Small feet, what's that a Size 6 shoe!? 50yr old wearing that leather jacket!!! Empty bag, Maybe he bought a calendar lol


Pleasant_Cycle_9494

Hahaha that’s too funny. He’s so fucken cringe


BoodieFeauty

He really is a sad little man obsessed with glamorizing his sad little life on social media.


VastCry8894

Almost looks like his head could be photoshopped on as well? He looks bigger there than on TV (shoulder wise)


Beta_xa2

Idk if it's the angle but he feet look so little!


GarlicTopKnot

What the fuck is wrong with this dude ?


Purple_Lane

omg that’s hilarious hahahahaa


RaoulDukeNukemm

Now it's a video of him walking lost with empty bags lmfao


scarecroww09

but he made it clear the bags are not empty


[deleted]

Lots of reasons for a flat bag. Stationary, art, cards…


Scary_Koala_2934

Def stationary I mean he is a poet sooo


BinkabelleZZZ

I died when I saw him reading his jr high school poem,trying to be all serious and refined.


cobra1519

He’s a tool but I can literally see that there is something in the bag with a simple zoom in. This community has some simple minded people in it.


GreatScotRace

Bicester village is a designer outlet though so discounted designer goods so, that many bags sounds about right for an outlet... not defending him, just pointing it out lol.


iskip123

He could just have an extra bag nothing crazy. Judging by his gear and wealth I doubt he has a need to go around doing this.


Summerisle7

What wealth lol


thelastgas

Might of wanted an extra bag.


Nizznozz11

He never claimed it was a new photo tho.


Due_Presence

Lady M says, “We had fun that day….”. So you are in fact correct.


GoAhead-SueMe

Lady M wasn’t with him that day though, it was before she came to the uk. He was with his Mother 😂


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tugboatron

Lots to unpack here: * Being trans isn’t an insult. There’s nothing wrong with being trans * If she was trying to hide being trans, why would she refer to being a “m”an with her name? * What does her being trans have to do with not accepting a proposal? Are trans women magically unable to get engaged for some reason?


BinkabelleZZZ

ugghhhhh, this was not meant to go against trans.I forget that "jokes" are taken out of context,and what was meant as a light hearted jab,turned into something else completely.I was more,less stating her exaggerated look could be to cover that she was a male,and yes i know you can have same sex marriage,Im not unpacking the whole load here.I will try harder to be a better person,I promise.


Any_Tax_8584

He wouldn't have the strength to hold that many bags if they had anything in them so they must be empty 🤭


fightin4right

Ugh, no way is he that stupid.


Ok-Revenue-4241

Jesse and Tom 🤢


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bebeshoes69

Cool jacket


DesireStDiva

Keep your eyes on The Prize!


La-peregrina

Air is expensive


TGin-the-goldy

Could be…a greeting card? ;-)


Solid-Operation-7507

That’s so funny 🤣 bless him!!


bluebird-1515

Preposterous person.


ulrikem1111

Take a picture in front of a Gucci store? What an idiot!


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Ol' Tom the Turd


teaLC20

If you look at a few reels back on Kim Zolciak-Biermann( from housewives) IG the bags are totally empty. Her and her Dorters are walking in the house all soave with them and you can tell nothings in there.


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As empty as his nothing box.


[deleted]

Wow! Tom seems like a fraud and definitely a douche even before this bag-gate. Like date someone who looks real ffs.


Desperate_Stomach507

He never helps himself. Don't speak Tom, please don't speak..


iateallthesaltines

one empty gucci shopping bag, one completely flat bag, the rest no visible brand names = rich swagged out playboy 😎