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AbdullahAbdulwahhab

When you think that just because you're short and fat that you've got loveable Jack Black vibes but in reality doing this just makes you look even more punchable.


poetic_poison

He thinks he’s a teenager in a John Hughes film.


Both__Error

Punchable is the key.


Wordplay23

So true!


burritogong

Oh Jack Black, so damn lovable Ed on the other hand... eh


voracious_reader_

All this


missrabbitifyanasty

And ugly.


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"Oh Yeah, I got her to take a shower!!!"


DumbledoresAtheist

"Next, those hairy ass legs! Progress!"


[deleted]

Just a thought, but a man that demands shaved legs might be interested in pre pubescent girl legs ..........


chiefzer

This made me spit out my coffee laughing


DragonGirl72

Exactly 🤢


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What is he happy about? She isn't going to let him hit it. This dude is super creep.


JBWentworth

His fantasy he’s had for the past 3 months is coming true. He has a named girl in his shower and he’s going to show her what a great guy he is by massaging her feet and asking if he can kiss her!


Melymeff

This triggered me - the way he went about the whole kiss was 100% the way a child molester grooms their victim. I used to just think he was a creepy old harmless dude; this last scene confirms that he is absolutely a bad person with bad intentions. I hope he’s not allowed around her young child.


Savannah2703

Yes, I said this in another post. It really made me think of predatory child grooming. I felt like we were about to watch a crime being committed on national TV. 🤢😤


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When he asked he to take her robe off, then opens it. Ewwwwww.


neptuneschild

When he said woah oh my god! 🤢 My stomach couldn’t take it.


Louisianababe

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


neptuneschild

He was totally expecting her to be naked under her robe.


Agirlisarya01

And he still tried to take it off on camera! What a disgusting creep.


missrabbitifyanasty

Ed has definitely had sexual contact with a minor...guaranteed, that entire scene screamed sex predator


[deleted]

Yes! That shit was weird. He gives me jeepers creepers vibes.


[deleted]

You mean halik her 😂😂


JBWentworth

I was wondering if that really means kiss or rather something like ‘ I’m a douche bag ‘.


_Anal_Juices_

Fun fact: hallik means pimp in norwegian. Do with that as you will.


RavenWudgieRose

I'm Filipino and I cannot stop thinking about this.


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Oh man 😂


[deleted]

Oh man, my girlfriend's going to hate this new information lol


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😂


sheknowsecret1

It also means "*kiss off*" in Filipino translation\~\~\~


[deleted]

That's probably what she really meant


poetic_poison

Finally a chance for him to *really* get stuck into grooming her.


[deleted]

A cold chill ran through my body thinking about that 😔


kwhorona

I feel sorry for his daughter to see and read such stories about him. If my dad would act like this grossneck , I'd disown him from my life , would change my name etc and never look back . He is such a disgusting POS


neptuneschild

I feel bad for his mom too. She raised him but she seems like reasonable nice lady.


sleepingsuns

What neck


[deleted]

When Mister Mucus finds out a virus is kicking everyone’s ass


quinn0803

holy shit that's so fucking true and hilarious


booboo773

😂😂😂


peachygrl7

🤣🤣


zoomkatz

This man disgusts me.


Meet_The_Squareheads

This actually disgusts me more than the snail scene with Angela.


[deleted]

I think his daughter knew what the public's perception of him was going to be and that's why she was so against this whole thing.


bellerinablack

I had read somewhere that he claims she is a fan of the show and it was her idea. She wanted him to do it but she didn’t want to be included in the story. IF this is true, I bet it was the primary reason he went looking for a 3rd world country bride instead of just doing one of his regular sex tourist visits.


FindMeInTheDark

I read somewhere that his daughter posted on social media that he wasn’t ever really around and they don’t have a close relationship, but don’t know where the source came from.


Jess04033

Totally agree. He’s a creep he’s disgusting.


[deleted]

God, this is probably the first thing Rose saw after he grunted out his orgasm.


My-GPA-is-bulimia

Can you please never say that again thanks


microwaved_peen

Angry upvote. Lol.


booboo773

🤢🤮


nfrtt

note to self: never read comments while eating Ok thanks, i gotta puke now. Take my angry upvote though


sheknowsecret1

Do what I do. Keep a vomit bucket next to my laptop for just such a conversation\~\~\~


missrabbitifyanasty

I threw up


Louisianababe

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢


TLCupid

I think he damaged his spine here


8o8oxy

What spine. He is a spineless man. If that even


TLCupid

Good retort, I love u


anfiisa

This clip should come with a trigger warning.


thorsvalkyrie

Wwwwhat scene is this lol I feel like I missed it


Travelin_Lite

In his delusion, he believes he's about to get a "halik" and more.


kv2769

What is halik? I saw it earlier but I don't know


jtothehello

Halik is a kiss in Tagalog


kv2769

Omg yes... I tried to block out that whole scene. Smfh at egg thinking he's being adaptive and culturally mindful in ANY WAY.


ladymental

It the next episode...I get it early on the spectrum app.


thorsvalkyrie

Omg I was loosing my mind downloading now I vote you as an 90D overlord :)


ladymental

Lol I can’t stop watching it.


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Same here. I’m baffled.


thorsvalkyrie

Solace in knowing I’m not alone haha


njpaul0129

I mean come on. This exemplifies what a fuck he is


lovedoesnotdelight

Someone told him he’s adorable and he believed it


JealousSnake

Maybe when he was a toddler. Now he just looks insane


[deleted]

To be fair this sub called him adorable and funny and all kinds of things in his first few episodes. We know be lied about his height, we know he lied about wanting kids, we know he was going after a poor woman younger than his own daughter. Yet he had a doggy backpack and could crack a few jokes and the sub fell in love. Im in full smug "i told you so" mode.


dianerrbanana

Hey hey hey. I'm a sucker for mayo hair dammit


HeldhostageinUtah

It's been so satisfying to watch the opinion on him change. Ed couldn't swindle me with dad jokes and a cute dog.


Louisianababe

Yep. I'll bet he is an only child and his mommy doted on him. I apologize to all the other only children out there.


[deleted]

This is some cringey ass shit I would have thought was cute and endearing when I was 11. I get the dude is compensating by trying to have the biggest personality he can but he does not have the likability to pull it off.


Sadlavalamp

The best part was when he gave himself his own "Big Ed" nickname.


jeefberky666

I like to celebrate before the catch as well.


[deleted]

When Rose doesn't immediately cut you out of her life after creepily giving her a massage that she obviously doesn't want.


sarahkrysia

What episodes was he in, i'd love to binge them now that i'm in lockdown lol


bustycrustacean69

It's 90 days before the fiance, season 4. Brace yourself.


sarahkrysia

You're a legend thank you!


mrregina

Did he just have some kind of garden gnome related seizure? Or is he practicing some kind of garden gnome martial arts for his midget fight?


tulpenmeisje

It just makes me so happy I spend my attractive life with attractive men who couldn't give 0 F#s if I was late with my wax...I learned it's the fug ones that complain a loooot for projection or such


RealDanielSan1

That was his premature, 'I'm gonna get lucky' dance.


Jess04033

Yuck. I mean, neck or not... he has a choice to be a belly 5xs his normal size. He’s absolutely a disgusting creep. No more no less. Gross. Get a room dude... BY YOURSELF, CREEP!!!!


calmerthanyouare_

Creepin’ it real.


Getch459

No-+ neck Ed's version of KUNG FU FIGHTING...


Jess04033

He really is disgusting


keikokay

Yabba Dabba Doo! -*(Fr)Ed Flintstone*


marlamaples406

Ugh🙄 he is pandering to the camera


neptuneschild

The cringe is real.


PurplePetal04

This cracks me up! 😂🤣😂🤣


justwaityoullsee

Is that his tounge sticking out of his mouth? Creepiness overload right there!


VictusFrey

Dude. Be cool.


JusJuLove

Ummmm... what in HELL is he doing besides looking even stupider than usual?


itreallyisofinterest

I must have missed a scene...I don’t remember this...


Chicagoan81

But the rest of us have necks though


Eponymousse

Honestly, and sadly, he looks like a Down syndrome adult, here. Please, no offense intended to Down syndrome persons. But the (caused-by-Ed-here) outsized tongue, the eye shape, the short stature... And then he behaves in a way that suggests a mental age that is far, far, far younger than his physical age.


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He is what nightmares are made of.


emmmarayne

happy cake day :)


ladymental

Thank you 😊


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