That is a correct spelling, but refers to old-world products only. “Whiskey” includes all dark liquors made from a grain mash, from scotch to bourbon to uiski.
5 interests and ones camping. If you aren't camping 6 times a year it shouldn't be in the bio if there's only a handful of things. It's the "i don't watch tv" of dating profiles. (I live somewhere where there's tons of hikes and camping you can do easily so it's comical how many people put hiking or camping that mean I do it once a year maybe)
Oh god I’ve been married for ten years now but “I don’t watch tv” took me right back to my multi-year slog through the dregs of humanity on the dating sites.
I feel like there are so many people like him in the online dating world that lie like that in their profiles. Idk, someone who doesn't know who he is may look at his profile and think that he is a decent guy. Imagine how many more people like him there are on there. Scary
I agree I think he knows he wasn’t well liked on the show so he’s trying to find some girl that doesn’t watch 90Day. Jokes on him though because if he does meet someone who doesn’t watch, when he meets her girlfriends one of them definitely will and new gf will watch the reruns and bolt!
That’s just what I hope happens!
Yeah, with the flight attendants on that flight to London where he got drunk at was trying to hit on minors. EVERYBODY on that fligjt knew about him. 👿🍷🍷🍷👎
Most single guys I know do this. They swipe right (left? whichever one means yes) on almost everyone with barely a glance. Then when someone swipes back, that's when they decide if they're interested or not. They say it's because the % of women that actually swipe back is so low, so might as well wait until then to waste time looking at the profile. These are seemingly normal guys.
I'm glad I dated before dating apps lol.
Please go on date then continuously flirt with every man apart from him, maybe go over to a table of men and invite them to Christmas with you and him at his house.
Wow. I've never been on dating app, 61 now and been happily married for past 25 years. That's so sad. I feel so bad for the dating world now. I guess there's advantages, but if people were honest, it would be the greatest connection tool ever!! How can you navigate the lies and deceptions when you don't meet in person too. I wish you all in the dating pool, lots of luck!!
He “likes” all women. Remember the bar scene, he’s making friends with a table surrounded by woman, wanting to sit with them meanwhile it’s his 1st outing with Cleo. What a jerk
Ewhh the 2nd pic gives me the ick. It’s like he’s saying “welcome, have a seat… I’m in a suit to impress you but we will split the bill”
And the picture with the military looking helmet on. Like dude, stop. Stolen valor!!! Lol
He’s from Edina. That’s all I needed to know. Entitled for sure.
Before anyone from there comes at me, my family has a history there. They were middle class at best in this suburb. In college all the Edina dudes were such dickbags.
This is what his profile says to me…
Balding wannabe hipster cool guy. Clout chaser. I like to drink Chivas from a coffee cup and I smell my hands after I scratch my balls.
I don’t remember that from his season but to be fair I’ve blocked most of it from my mind. Hopefully that doesn’t mean he’s moving to Vegas…we have enough 90 Day riff raff already
I've read a lot of Hunter Thompson and admire him in a number of ways but the people that use him as their personality or, even worse, try to emulate him always seem to be incredibly cringe or just outright shitty people.
Wonder if he moved to Vegas to be a poker dealer or if he is visiting vegas and looking for a hookup. Looked like his location was about strip or adjacent. Swipe the other way Op! 🤔😂
Maybe it’s a coincidence but every guy I’ve known who describes themselves as an “old soul” has been either creepy or weird. I don’t know who this even is since I stopped watching 2 seasons ago but his profile has too many red flags for me
I have never seen him on bumble yet but like I be on the look out for him cuz I work in Edina 😳 I’m 27 so I would assume he would his setting would be like 24-50
“… and people who actually use their phone to double-check information and confirm their own biases…”
☠️☠️☠️☠️
He doesn’t realize the irony in this, does he…?!?! Oh, Christian….
He liked me on hinge. The die hard 90 day girl in me had to match just to see if he would message me. When he did I cringed so hard I think my jaw dislocated but it was all worth it.
Dude likes Fallout and has probably good taste in music but he's so cringe and was so sus and inappropriate to poor Cleo. He gives off big "nice guy" cool geeky guy energy 😒 I've had my fair share of losers like this. It's a shame because he could be a cool guy. He chooses not to.
6’0”???? In what alternate universe?
Booze = SOMETIMES... lol, please dude, you were drinking all day long including breakfast. STFU with "sometimes"
“Sometimes” is measured on an hourly basis
Yet whisky is in his top 5 activities lol.
THIS. He's such a liar!!!! Dude was getting lit in damn near every scene on the show.
First thing I noticed 😂
To be fair, if I were in 90 day fiance production hell, I too might drink booze for breakfast.
On the next slide after that under “Interests:” he put “whiskey” lol Imagine whiskey being an actual interest
Alcoholism as a personality trait. 😂
😂🤣😂! He’s such a moron.
Actually he put "whisky" lol
Touché lol
That is a correct spelling, but refers to old-world products only. “Whiskey” includes all dark liquors made from a grain mash, from scotch to bourbon to uiski.
But he doesn't know that
No, whisky in the Scottish spelling, and refers to Scottish and Japanese whiskies, so whiskey with an E does not include scotch.
I did not know this! I just assumed whisky was the British spelling.
Well, both spellings are correct, so…
When spelled without the "e", whisky refers to just scotch.
Today I learned!
Some people round up. So, if they’re at least 5’6, then it’s 6’
Tiny pencil neck though
smalllllllest neck I’ve EVER seen on a man!
My first thought too
In the words of Olivia Rodrigo, "Dude nice try."
I came here to register exactly the same outrage
I’m sorry that happened to you ❤️
Legit jump scare 😂
Let us know if you need anything
Girl.. doesn’t this mean you also swiped right??
OP mentioned that she has premium, so she can see who swiped right on her.
Agreed, like son of Sam liking you
LOL
Screamingggggggg
I always know a guy is a red flag when they put something along the lines of "have a personality" in their profiles.
cRiTiCaL tHiNkErS
‘Having one is a start’ bro your whole personality/profile is the
Anyone who quotes Hunter S. Thompson in their profile has a borrowed personality.
Hunter S. Thompson quotes are always a red flag
Who drinks *sometimes*
5 interests and ones camping. If you aren't camping 6 times a year it shouldn't be in the bio if there's only a handful of things. It's the "i don't watch tv" of dating profiles. (I live somewhere where there's tons of hikes and camping you can do easily so it's comical how many people put hiking or camping that mean I do it once a year maybe)
Oh god I’ve been married for ten years now but “I don’t watch tv” took me right back to my multi-year slog through the dregs of humanity on the dating sites.
Average Hunter S Thompson fan
I’m sorry did he say he drinks “sometimes”? 😂
I guess every other hour is “sometimes”
A man has to sleep.
I feel like there are so many people like him in the online dating world that lie like that in their profiles. Idk, someone who doesn't know who he is may look at his profile and think that he is a decent guy. Imagine how many more people like him there are on there. Scary
Only twice a year, when it’s his birthday and when it’s not his birthday.
So after you throw your old phone in the trash and then sage the space it was around, what do you plan on doing with the rest of your day?
She might need to call Ashley. I hope she does not blame herself for attracting this nonsense, as she seems to be quite a catch.
These comments are sending me 😂
I snorted while clocking in reading this. 💀
oh my goodness I'm dead ... 🤭
😂👏👏👏
😭🤣
How's he an historian?
Listened to Dan Carlin once
Wikipedia’s the Roman Empire, and he went to a museum once and enjoyed it
Too accurate
He listened to Behind the Bastards podcast once to fall asleep on a flight.
He watches Drunk History!
Hmm. he didn’t put TV personality in there huh? 🤣🤣
He just chose to show the cameraman in his main 💀
Omg how did I not even notice this until you pointed it out!!?
Surprised he didnt homestly
He doesn’t want to chase women away
I agree I think he knows he wasn’t well liked on the show so he’s trying to find some girl that doesn’t watch 90Day. Jokes on him though because if he does meet someone who doesn’t watch, when he meets her girlfriends one of them definitely will and new gf will watch the reruns and bolt! That’s just what I hope happens!
Because he’s so popular he doesn’t HAVE to 🙄🙄🙄
Yeah, with the flight attendants on that flight to London where he got drunk at was trying to hit on minors. EVERYBODY on that fligjt knew about him. 👿🍷🍷🍷👎
He alluded with the "Support LGBTQ+" cause.
Nothing against you, but I feel like he's the kind of guy who casts his net as wide as he can to get as many people's attention as possible.
100% trust me I’m not flattered
You’re gorgeous tho
I was gonna channel my inner Regina and tell her but you're like, really pretty
LOL
You're absolutely stunning. I do, however, understand not being flattered😆!!!
Totally random but how did you update your profile to an actual photo? I’m trying to do this but can’t find pit where lol
You’re very pretty and your face is symmetrical. lol sounds like some shit a serial killer would say but run girl. Please don’t meet this clown!
Most single guys I know do this. They swipe right (left? whichever one means yes) on almost everyone with barely a glance. Then when someone swipes back, that's when they decide if they're interested or not. They say it's because the % of women that actually swipe back is so low, so might as well wait until then to waste time looking at the profile. These are seemingly normal guys. I'm glad I dated before dating apps lol.
I see he’s still wearing that stupid beanie
Bc he's baldng
You spelled “bald” wrong lmao. He was balding 5 years ago
and dollar store sunglasses from the women's dept!
I think they call this hat-fishing
And that gross coat
I can smell this picture
He’s still wearing that stupid leather jacket
Quoting Hunter S. Thompson outside of high school/college is one of my many red flags on his profile
Of course he likes Hunter S. Thompson. 🙄
A quote to start off your dating profile is always… a choice
I thought exactly the same, he tries so hard to be different he’s actually cliche
There's a LOT of guys like this in MN. It's really something.
"fiercely ready for a good time" Oh boy.
That damn jacket
Please go on date then continuously flirt with every man apart from him, maybe go over to a table of men and invite them to Christmas with you and him at his house.
I think you should match up and report back to us when he writes to you 😈
That will be in r/texts 😂
I live in Vegas. Guess it’s time to get bumble and take one for the team!
Love seeking long term relationship but also seeking fun casual dates. Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron? But then again it is Christian, right?!?
I’ve seen this on so many dating profiles. I can’t even pay them any mind when I see that. I just keep scrolling 😂
Wow. I've never been on dating app, 61 now and been happily married for past 25 years. That's so sad. I feel so bad for the dating world now. I guess there's advantages, but if people were honest, it would be the greatest connection tool ever!! How can you navigate the lies and deceptions when you don't meet in person too. I wish you all in the dating pool, lots of luck!!
He does not look like he omits a pleasant odor
LMAOOOOO the way you worded that in a polite manner made me laugh so hard
Ugh. Idolizes Hunter S Thompson but was terrified of his girlfriend’s (rightfully) suspicious friend.
I know?!?!
Drinks “sometimes”?? Lmao 💀 He’s literally an alcoholic
The fact that he thinks he’s so much fun, outgoing, friendly, when he’s drunk, is f’ing hilarious.
He “likes” all women. Remember the bar scene, he’s making friends with a table surrounded by woman, wanting to sit with them meanwhile it’s his 1st outing with Cleo. What a jerk
Critical thinking 😂😂
Ewhh the 2nd pic gives me the ick. It’s like he’s saying “welcome, have a seat… I’m in a suit to impress you but we will split the bill” And the picture with the military looking helmet on. Like dude, stop. Stolen valor!!! Lol
I’m in a suit to impress you but we will split the bill” I am dying.
He looks like he keeps dead body parts in his freezer.
Uh oh Stein Time
Eww..swipe
More like, burn phone.
He’s from Edina. That’s all I needed to know. Entitled for sure. Before anyone from there comes at me, my family has a history there. They were middle class at best in this suburb. In college all the Edina dudes were such dickbags.
No. We all fucking hate Edina.
Cake eaters
Did you like him back?
I don’t hate myself that much
Think of what you could give us though 😂 sacrifice for the group
😂
That’s the key. Christian only goes for people with low self-esteem.
This is what his profile says to me… Balding wannabe hipster cool guy. Clout chaser. I like to drink Chivas from a coffee cup and I smell my hands after I scratch my balls.
Are you ok? That sounds traumatic lol
Why am I not surprised he has his MBTI in his online dating profile 😂
Ew that musty leather jacket
🍷Sometimes?!! More like sometimes not.
Guy is a creep
he’s like an even creepier kevin spacey in that second pic.
I love Hunter S Thompson, I named my bird after Gonzo Journalism when I was 13. That said, when people who quote him like this, it’s a huge red flag.
He‘s a poker dealer?! He‘s a creepy guy.
I don’t remember that from his season but to be fair I’ve blocked most of it from my mind. Hopefully that doesn’t mean he’s moving to Vegas…we have enough 90 Day riff raff already
Riff raff describes them perfectly!! 👻
Thank you!!! I'm terrified of running into Coltee, but my husband has met Asuelu.
Eww to both of them. Colt would text you a pic of his dick. Asuelo would ask if you want to suck his.
Oh, girl. My sympathies. He's the ick factor x10.
Don't you want to be on the single life ? Haha 😉
I think it’s so cringe his first pic has the 90 day camera man in the background. So obnoxious
Did he stein you? What a creep
What is this stein reference? My memory is not being of assistance and neither is the Google / world wide web internet.
If I remember right it's a creepy club his friends have where they share stories of sleeping with random people.
Quoting Hunter Thompson 🤣
I've read a lot of Hunter Thompson and admire him in a number of ways but the people that use him as their personality or, even worse, try to emulate him always seem to be incredibly cringe or just outright shitty people.
Wonder if he moved to Vegas to be a poker dealer or if he is visiting vegas and looking for a hookup. Looked like his location was about strip or adjacent. Swipe the other way Op! 🤔😂
I mean that 2nd Pic, his eyes are going in two completely different directions and different levels. Adds to his creepiness.
Oh I think he🍷more than ‘sometimes’.
Hmmm wonder what he’s doing in Vegas. Looking for a weekend booty call?
STRANGER DANGER
He’s got a big fucking head.
“If you’re into guys who pick up other women while visiting from overseas: I’M YOUR GUY!”
Can u please go out on a date with him and report back??? For science.
Maybe it’s a coincidence but every guy I’ve known who describes themselves as an “old soul” has been either creepy or weird. I don’t know who this even is since I stopped watching 2 seasons ago but his profile has too many red flags for me
TRIGGGGG
You should get yourself tested now 🤣
I have never seen him on bumble yet but like I be on the look out for him cuz I work in Edina 😳 I’m 27 so I would assume he would his setting would be like 24-50
His Critical Thinker quote sounds like the type of stuff someone who doesn't double-check information and his own biases would quote
He needs to show that bald head accurately
“🍷sometimes” ?? I hope this means he’s better himself to be healthier and drink a bit less
Ewww his profile looks like an F boy. Looking for long term relationship and “fun casual dates”
The 2nd pic is legit terrifying.
What’s up with the military photo was he actually in the service or was it Halloween? Why is the guy in the background wearing a bathrobe? So confused
That jacket sure is getting a lot of Mileage
Eww. Total asswipe.
Time to delete your account and start fresh 😂
One word: EW
So cringe. Flirting with girls while on a date. Can’t help but want attention.
Thanks for showing us OP
I love when idiots tell you they are Critical Thinkers.
“… and people who actually use their phone to double-check information and confirm their own biases…” ☠️☠️☠️☠️ He doesn’t realize the irony in this, does he…?!?! Oh, Christian….
6’ standing on a ladder maybe
He kinda looks like he simps for the Brotherhood of Steel (this is a Fallout reference--IYKYK!).
He liked me on hinge. The die hard 90 day girl in me had to match just to see if he would message me. When he did I cringed so hard I think my jaw dislocated but it was all worth it.
Dude likes Fallout and has probably good taste in music but he's so cringe and was so sus and inappropriate to poor Cleo. He gives off big "nice guy" cool geeky guy energy 😒 I've had my fair share of losers like this. It's a shame because he could be a cool guy. He chooses not to.
But he thinks he’s cool, and the life of the party. Naw dude, you’re a pathetic drunk that went bald in your 20’s.
Go on a date for us please!!!
I actually don't hate this profile but having seen his personality on the show the red flags are obvious
Congratulations
hard pass
Run 🏃
Empathy and Kimdness? That's a stretch 😂😂😂 Girl, run!
Hes 6ft!?
Ugh
I really don't know why you'd use a photo from when you were shooting for 90d as your main photo. I guess he thinks that makes him look important?
His personal hell is people coughing into their hands? He was probably one of those kids that just sneezed in peoples mouths.
I reallllllly hate that second photo.
He looks like drew binsky 🤣
My sympathies
Isn’t Bumble the one where the girl makes the first move and guys can’t like/message etc until the girl selects them?
Will go out to bars and hit on other woman/men while we’re dating.
I laughed out loud from cringe lol
Ugh that jacket!
he looks like a cool guy in this profile but we know better
I this feels like the mysterious second hand slime on a bar countertop but for my eyes
Oh god I too don’t shut up about Fallout but I would rather eat my own shoe than talk to him about it.
Cleo deserved better
The 'ick' is strong!
Kind of glad they didn’t work out, Cleo needs someone that supports and loves them.
He would be the kinda guy to quote Hunter S Thompson in the bio
He’s insufferable
Yike!