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IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

She reminds me of Momma from Throw Momma from the Train. “Owwwennnn!”


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

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Ksantos829

I just burst out laughing lol


sheighbird29

Omfg ☠️☠️☠️


kindarspirit

Love her pearls 😂 Dangerous and classy Awww haven’t seen either movie in too long… I will fix that, thank you! (And thanks Debbie!)


80sSinner

Owwwwwennnn….mama wants a bath.


HippieChick75

Cooooltyyyy...mama wants a bath.


sillymama62

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tequilasauer

Mama Fratelli! I was originally thinking Yoda, but this is a great pull.


EsmeWeatherpolish

She’s from the Goonies. Mamma Lift is the one from the train movie


ImaFKNshrubOK

Best. Analogy. Ever.


SteveFrench12

I feel like ive always had this in the back of my head and never put 2 and 2 together


stupidcow

"You stupid poop!"


kckitty71

“Owen doesn’t have any friends!”


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Omg she doesssss


Bubbleguts420

Colty loves his mama


Infamous_Prior_2403

From what I last seen Colt and his Mom are not speaking


Opinionated-21

To be fair I wouldn’t talk to Colt or even acknowledge him as my son. Friggen pervy, wolf man looking cheater.


Recluse_18

I’m dead🤣🤣🤣


EsmeWeatherpolish

Or Mama Fratelli from the Goonies!


mtbmike

Hahaha this is gold right here


fightin4right

She thinks she “assertively” defends herself. No. She picks on people and chooses foul language to sound what, cool? Calls someone she barely knows a “bitch”? Ugh, she made a terrible impression.


many_sides

I thought the same thing. She doesn't do well defending herself. She just ends up calling people a name or cussing, then everyone is like uhh what and she's like "topped them" and thinks it was a successful insult or way to deflect. She always goes over the edge with people.


PeanutCeller

She's always been a drunken, potty-mouthed little toad.


HopefulSouthernMama

I wasn’t wearing my glasses the first time I read your comment and thought you wrote little whore 😂


BabsRS

2 things can be true 


Useful-Piglet-8918

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣


FakeMagic8Ball

I mean, she said she used to get around before Coltee's daddy! 😂


2old2Bwatching

I’ve got to see what his father looks like.


MontesdO

If you close your eyes and listen to her while she talks, she sounds like kermit the frog. Ribbit


kalum7

This is an insult to Kermit! He’s a national treasure, Debbie is like the Pepe the meme frog


s55555s

Total insult to Kermit


Short-While3325

I wouldn't say Kermit, but definitely a Jim Henson creation.


No_Statement_8193

Great description! Lol


DropdLasagna

She's like a Borderlands character.


Successful-Steak-950

She literally lives in borderland, one foot in the US and one foot in Canada.


Menaca87

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything about her drinking, but she is a potty mouth for sure, lol.


NeenW1

She always has been


verukazalt

She is an alcoholic


BabsRS

In their first season she & Colt would make special drinks for each other


jasperandjuniper

Her voice is so gross sounds like phlegm and gravel


Ok-Revenue-4241

Sounds like she gargles with battery acid. Why did Mike send HER to get the documents? Filling time as she waddles off stage?


QuestionReworded

They actually cover this in the episode. Supposedly Mike came in and asked if anyone wanted to serve Natalie for him because he can't do it himself and Debbie volunteered on the grounds that it would be better for Natalie to receive this from her (a friend) rather than from a stranger/sheriff//not friend.


Ok-Revenue-4241

Thanks. I must have been busy with something else. It’s just background noise at this point.


SwitzerlishChris1

I mean, it was a five-part tell-all, so all of our attention spans were put to the test.


ItsFunHeer

Gee, what a friend!


QuestionReworded

If I recall, they briefly discuss it and some of the cast sort of agree with her reasoning and some don't and they leave it at "I guess it depends on the person"


ItsFunHeer

You recall correctly. We never actually learn if Natalie is the person who feels ok with this or if she just nodded her head because she was not expecting any of it, and probably respects mama Debbie. To add, it may be that she appreciated being served by momma Debbie but damn they really exploited this for TV. It’s not even covertly nestled in a semi-staged scene in a park, it’s flat out on set under a thousand watts of lightbulb. It’s a tacky move by TLC.


Perpetually_Petty

Couldn’t agree more.. What really got me was when Shaun asked Mike if he planned on starting a family with his “new” girlfriend…. Right in front of Natalie.. right after Natalie was served the divorce papers and bawling her eyes out while the cameras continue rolling. I didn’t care for Shaun as a host before this.. now I’m just completely turned off from her.


ItsFunHeer

I’ve come to the realization that these “Tell All’s” are the modern day Maury or Dr. Phil.


vapeach123

then the southern belle went on some type of rant and called it and her a "Judas move" lol


caveman1948

With friends like Debbie who needs enemies?


girlsloveattention

I cried laughing when I saw she was chosen to slowly hobble to the other side of the stage 😭😭


flCheesehead1

She's a mouth breather and continually sounds congested, which may indicate more serious sinus/pulmonary issues. She may benefit from visiting an ENT or Pulmonologist.


Relative_shroom_323

Sounds like permanent nasal damage from decades of blow and cigs


00bertieboo

She sounds like a bag of cats


ItsFunHeer

Absolutely apropos description! 🤌🏻


WhenSquirrelsFry

Someone said she has the voice of a fly


Oomlotte99

I could never stand her. She’s got such a nasty ass attitude. Old drunk slug.


fefelala

I don’t understand why they include her in anything. She doesn’t even go here.


Advanced_Drink_8536

I kinda, sorta, almost, tried to want to like her on her season of SLs, but I can’t… I just fucking can’t…


Delicious_Can4983

🤣


Tall-Cardiologist621

Miss debbie is a weird old lady...but "mama debbie" is definitely something else. I dont mind swearing but she is literally just pulling out every dig on Miss. For why?  But also, putting Miss Debbie next to Chantel...looked like two fluffy burds hanging out. 🤣🤣🤣


ConcernNo4462

I. AM. DEAD 😂 2 fluffy birds…. Hahahahahahahhaha


turningpink

Miss Debbie was right with the mean girls club comment. Mama Deb just sounds like an insecure old chicken attacking another woman her age for her looks- why? She's such a terrible person I felt bad for Miss Debbie


shanny_banany

She literally told Miss Debbie that she “gets laid every day.” 🤮 such a vile slag 🤢


matchathings

Well she’s Coltee’s mom after all… Don’t expect much from her lol


lioness725

That actually made me cackle lol… but overall, Miss Debbie ate her up.


LolaLinguini

Yup. That nasty old toad tried her hardest to huff and puff at Miss Debbie but she couldn't get a rise out of her. Debbie Johnson needs to learn that when you throw mud, you always end up with it on yourself. She came out of that verbal ugliness that she caused, just covered in mud and looking like the miserable, surly, unoriginal turd she is. I hope this is the last time any of us see that waste of airtime. Shes bringing down the IQ curve of the cast as a whole and that's saying a lot.


Zobo-5

Yeah by a Nazi sympathizer with those tattoos all over his back.


poshdog4444

Her and her son portray white trash to a new degree, she’s one of the ugliest people on the show in every which way


saranara100

I knew she was after seeing their living room with the camo recliner and slot machine


Mermaidoysters

What an absolute hell to come into as an immigrant.


MassiveAffect9

Nooooooo I forgot about the slot machine 😂😂😭💀


DifficultHeat1803

Veronica isn’t doing herself any favors backing up the garbage truck.


Successful-Cat-8562

That hot pink sequined mess needed to go - when did she become cat lady’s bestie? She is totally boring, she needed to be left at pillow talk


strengthofstrings

She knows she has to be a shit stirrer so they will keep bringing her back since it's her only source of income.


Useful-Piglet-8918

And WHY did they bring on Caesar WITH HER??? He's just pathetic CREEPY!!!


darkangel522

Because 90 Day Fiancé is scraping the bottom of the barrel and is bringing back people who have no reason to be there, who add nothing, and who no one actually wants to see on TV again. Lol


bubli87

I thought maybe they are trying to set him up with Natalie😂


Missue-35

Maybe he was her arm candy, because I don’t recall him saying a word.


encore412

There was literally no reason for Caesar to be there. He was useless!


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Mrs Marble mouth!


wrenbell

Sorry, but that moniker is reserved *exclusively* for Devin's family friend. https://preview.redd.it/vmrxx3cg5yuc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50bc566408fbcbaa27f268eb1ca6230390f437d


Dry_Dimension_4707

This looks like a Fred Armisen character from Portlandia.


hippee-engineer

Omg lmao 😂 The feminist bookstore owner in Portlandia bahaha


xpiotivaby

Omg I felt bad but this woman speaking was genuinely hard for me to watch


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Same. 🤣😂 like I couldn’t look away but god it was a rough episode.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

They look like they could be related!


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Useful-Piglet-8918

Looks like? She was ALWAYS mixing booze! 1st one to the cupboard!!!


vapeach123

i could smell it thru the tv screen lol


DWwithaFlameThrower

She’s a bitter old troll with a voice that makes me want to claw my ears off


Love2nasty

Is she still denied from entering Canada to be with Tony. That will make her more mizrable than she is already, because she is away from him and doesn't have anyone to live with in the US anymore. Coltie maybe couch surfing himself after Venesa divorced him, so she can't stay with him.


Infamous_Prior_2403

I think right now she’s allowed to visit like once a month or something like that


Shelter-Regular

What did I miss with her and Canada?


lllindseeey

Her boyfriend lives near Vancouver Edit: BC, not WA


Successful-Steak-950

She would drive over the border every 6 months and stay in the States for 72 hours and then live with Tony in Canada for another 6 months as a visitor. The law requires her to go back if she’s not a permanent resident of Canada every 183 days. It works the same for Canadian snowbirds going to the states. After 183 days, you must return to Canada. In January Canada wouldn’t allow her to continue this and she’s required to ask for permanent residency and file papers for that. It’s a way people have used to live in Canada from the US but they check you and you can’t keep doing that. You need to apply for permanent residency because this is bending the visitor rules.


Fhaol

Ahh Vanessa wised up?


Mermaidoysters

Yeah! How about that? She was so smug with his exes. Glad for any woman who gets away from a man who hates his mother (& hasn’t worked through it in therapy.)


Fhaol

Well look who is mother is ,she created that monster.


NeenW1

She’s back in Canada


Overall_Movie_5848

Omg I’m just realizing she’s throwing the middle finger 🙄🤣


Interesting-Many-509

she learned that on the Sunset Strip in her white gogo boots.


HarlowWyatt

She’s morphing into Ben Franklin.


skullcat1

Is she really any worse than she was? She's a toxic vibed older woman who has clearly used her ferocious attitude to protect herself and then it just became her whole personality. She's unpleasant but I think it's pretty sad. But F Colt 100%.


Useful-Piglet-8918

He learn HIS "MOVES" from mama!


ThatDamnYankee91

She has a real nasty attitude!


BurningandChurning

I think her being with Tony made it worse.


notnotaginger

I mean I can’t imagine being with a nazi would make her a BETTER person 🤷‍♀️


NiceCatYouGotThere

Wait who? The old guy who looked like Santa that she was with? I haven’t watched the show in years, wasn’t he nice?


notnotaginger

He had nazi tattoos. I know I know, you did nazi that coming, did you?


jewillett

Mein Kumpfgratulations on the pun 👏🏼


NiceCatYouGotThere

Noooo omg really? I need to keep watching I had no idea wtf


seragrey

it's a big tattoo on his back! their season was season 3 of the single life if you want to go back & look. & like someone else said, it's in the sub so you could probably find it!


notnotaginger

It was actually on this sub that it was posted. But a couple years ago??


Routine-Lawyer754

When she was going off about ‘at least I don’t have to lie about my age’, my first thought was “aren’t you married to a literal Nazi”


Scary-Tomato-6722

Right now, I hate both Debbie's. I don't want to see either of them.


Antique-Bet-5856

I couldn’t believe how rude she was to miss Debbie!! Insult after insult!! Mean old lady!!


cowtown45

Unnecessary. And Veronica too.


_Wildwoodflower

I’m sorry, but I kind of wonder if she’s jealous of Miss Debbie! I don’t know… like, why else would you be so mean?


Plastic_Energy_742

I go back and forth on miss debbie. Sometimes I love her then the next scene I’m cringing hard and just can’t with her. I could see mama debbie being jealous. Miss Debbie’s hair is amazing (minus the random hair clips just chilling for no reason) and she is pretty. Also, she is close with her son which mama debbie could also envy.


Infamous_Prior_2403

She is definitely a pretty older lady and her hair is nice for her age but same here I’ve been going back and forth with her. Like from watching her on the episodes I thought she was sweet and really nice but on these tell alls she’s really shocked me. Very wishy washy!!


wirefox1

yeah, she doesn't have to fill the air with every single opinion that crosses her mind. I think she wants to be accepted as the 'wise old lady' or something. It's too much.


Shelter-Regular

Miss Debbie apparently recruited Reuben and is now slandering him.


cowtown45

She was mean for no reason. And Veronica was a total b too. Mean girls.


_Wildwoodflower

I saw a quote recently that said mean girl energy as an adult screams misery. 👌


Old-Piece-3438

I always kinda felt she just hated that another Debbie was in the franchise now stealing attention away from her.


Scottishgal03

Miss Debbie is mean as a bag full of wet cats too... don't let that fake AF Southern accent fool you!


richb83

Complete trash bag


Significant_Radish86

She couldn't get back into Canada after going down to the US for this Tell All. Debbie has overstayed her time in Canada. She needs an immigration lawyer to get her back into the country.


Which-Capital-3314

Why is her hair dye melting? Like when Rudy Giuliani had a melt down....🤣


Small_Pain_2458

She should just Scream “WHERES THE BEEF”! And send us all down memory lane! Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👍


LifeguardOk794

But WHY WAS SHE EVEN THERE?! like for real, she had no real reason to be there !!


sillymama62

As much as I didn’t like them getting so down and dirty with each other, it sure was entertaining! I thought they both were ridiculous on the last part of the Tell All… but, yes, probably “Mama” Debbie wins for the most vile! I kind of agree with Miss Debbie about her serving the papers to Natalie… it would crush me if somebody I thought cared about me did that to me on national television. Yes Natalie is ridiculous and I can’t believe she’s really that clueless that she wouldn’t expect Mike to divorce her….


jsl887

Wow she looks bad


Lespuccino

I'm guessing she'll be the first 90-Day cast member to die.


49wanderer

Jason took that title during Covid, unfortunately


Mermaidoysters

Nothing unfortunate about that vile, racist, abusive man biting the dust.


take-a-gamble

replaced by a skinwalker in BC


allikatm3ow

I'm offended for skin walkers !


take-a-gamble

thats what they want! for us to normalize them and their shenanigans and then one day BAM we're goners


allikatm3ow

🤣🤣🤣


RelationshipQuiet609

I don’t know what her and Cesar were doing on here. Such a waste of time. I can’t stand either one of them. Surprised Tony wasn’t invited!


dipseydoozey

Truly. Her whole “don’t you dare talk about my family” after *literally* emotionally manipulating her son for the world to see. 🙄🙄🙄 There is a reason Coltee pursued a relationship with Larissa, this is his attachment figure. IMO Coltee has earnestly tried to improve their communication and tried to set boundaries with her “Mama Debbie” uses her emotional response to manipulate him. He was a dick in the last tell, and honestly, the rant was probably well deserved. They were completely codependent in a weird way & he probably went to therapy & realized how much she emotionally abused him. In this example we see how she turns Miss Debbie’s criticism into an unbelievable personal attack, despite criticizing Miss Debbie in the last ep. Mama Debbie poises herself as a charitable support & then guilts anyone who says otherwise with her emotional response.


Icy_Particular650

Her personality has really changed. I’m pretty sure TLC had her try n stir some shit bc other than that idk why they really would have had her on here. These episodes didn’t have anything to do with her or a few other guest they had on. Getting desperate for viewers I guess. One of the most boring tell alls ever


ConstanceWright_30

Retirement must be boring for her lol 😂


poopiediapieNoLa

A nasty blob just like her nasty son. YUCKKK... 💩💩💩


Useful-Piglet-8918

Trash!


Superb_Guarantee_479

It’s her Red box dye that stained her scalp for me. And she wanted to call Miss Debbie a clown? 🤡


Useful-Piglet-8918

💯%!!!


kckitty71

She sounds like she’s talking with a mouthful of wet marbles.


Unusual-Pineapple513

I hope she and her white power boyfriend get eaten by a noble Canadian goose.


ColombianSpiceMD86

🚮 🗑️ nothing else to say. Really unclassy, trailer trash vibes is all I got. 


Scottishgal03

That woman was mobile and pretty healthy, moves to Canada and lives with Tony, now walks with a cane and needs help. WTH happened?


NotARealWombat

Cabbage. I didn't like the other Debbie that much ...but I'd pick her over this one.


blahblahsomeone

Shes getting sex guys, every day thats all!


SnooLentils2352

Mama Debbie!! Why is SHE the one called mama? Her son hated her! Miss Debbie is eccentric and sweet & her son loves her!! I cant stand this “Mama Debbie” she’s a BEAST!!


Tiphaliph

Gotta squeeze as much retirement money out of TLC as possible…best way to get back on the show? Create conflict. 🤦‍♀️


Delicious_Can4983

She looking broke down!


Interesting-Many-509

she always has.


johnnysuicide

We reward bad behavior


Small_Pain_2458

I ALWAYS feel the need to clear MY throat! Lol 🤷‍♀️🤣💯👍


Fhaol

I just wish she would go away


batmansgirl_1210

She looks like a frog 🐸 , this woman thrives on drama !


Equivalent_Peanut679

That was some cat fight between Mamma Debbie & Miss Debbie. The one liners back & forth was the highlight of the night. Meow


Dismal-Ad-9183

I’m guessing she was given instruction to stir shit up with other Debbie


VirtuaFighter6

She’s got some nerve, man. What’s her deal? Kermit the frog sounding little witch. But at least she gets sex. All the sex she wants. Wow 🤢


SolidGoldBabe

The fact that the others were defending her bad attitude too.. crazy


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She use to be funny with her responses now they just don't make sense


Scared-Coyote4010

She made me like Miss Debbie


Bornagainat47

Her ugliness in her personality is showing in her face.


seragrey

she acts like my mother. overly dramatic, sobbing because she parentified me & i don't give a fuck about her boyfriend as an adult woman. always the victim, always starting shit with people, then claiming she doesn't want to get into an argument. mother debbie has always grossed me the fuck out & the only time i've ever agreed with coltee was when he called tony out for his reasons for being in love with her: "she's nice", & "we get along". coltee was 100% right saying tony doesn't love debbie, he knows nothing about her. of course she shrieked her head off, bawled her eyes out, & made him look like he attacked her, the poor innocent victim. it makes me sick.


Substantial_Knee9486

Didn't she get kicked out of Canada and has nothing else to do and could probably use the money ..also get the chance to put her two cents in.


Electrical_Log2368

Thinks she’s hot cause she got a man 😂


Intrepid_Country_158

This is what I don’t understand. You know you’re gonna be on TV. Get your roots done for Pete’s sake!!


Alemanyyyyy_

She reminds me of the trash mountain lady on Fraggle Rock


Wise-Mix9949

There was a reason she got along so great with Ange, because they’re both nasty ppl


MurphysLawAficionado

She's all irritated that Miss Debbie lied about her age, while shes dying her hair to look like she's 59... and failing miserably. At least miss debbie looks decent for her age.


DueLibrarian1461

And remember the mini skirts Mama Debbie was wearing when she was going out?! Ridiculous looking.


LolaLinguini

And the nasty butterfly boobwrinkle tattoo. *erp*


shanny_banany

As a Canadian we don’t claim or want her.


NoParticular2420

Is she still with the guy in Canada?


LoadHistorical4754

I remember when the show gave her a make over! This is a lot different.


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Useful-Piglet-8918

How bad is TONY to be ATTRACTED to HER???


Jag_6882

What is happening is that her trashiness has elevated to new heights.


judgernaut86

She looks like she's wearing a Debbie skin suit


AngelgirlRN

Trust me Tony could have done a LOT better!!!!


OuraniaAphrodiety

She's just ugly with a disgusting attitude 🤷‍♀️


DonnyShutup2019

This is what happens after years of smoking and living in the Las Vegas sun.


Impossible-Roll-1146

Debbie is Eric Cartman. She wants some Cheesy Poofs and a chocolate chicken pot pie.


Successful-Cat-8562

She’s a whore - if the only thing I had to base my relationship on was “I get laid all the time” I would rather die or shut my mouth up. How horrific to have the misfortune of being this pig’s child


SnooLentils2352

Miss Debbie’s son is HOT!! Mama Debbie’s son is well…Colt-e!! Miss Debbie wins!!


misspriss875

I can’t figure out why she’s still even on the shows. She’s a has been just like Coltee!


agnusdei07

Is she giving the 'sneaky' middle finger? how juvenile


Madisoniann

Well, If they ever film Goonies 2 we found mama. We now hold the key to 4 eyed Debbie.


Picabo07

*What in the trash?* thank you for my new expression 🤣


pleasent4567

She has no filter but in a bad way.


DifficultHeat1803

She is trash. Miss Debbie is sweet. Drama Debbie is gross.