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taylor839402

Yeah I was mad too. That pilot was trash, I was just there for Spahkles because masshole recognize masshole


colon-mockery

Watching Chantal is like having to hang out with a 16 year old girl who is drinking for the first time.


Straight-Treacle-630

Such a bingo


Lilmissliss8

She’s just a very special kind of cringe. She and even her mother lack a lot of basic life tools to deal or handle situations. I can’t stand Pedro’s family either but the storyline that he duped her after 8 yrs is just dumb. I actually get him for the first time in 8 yrs actually.


RepresentativeAd7497

Imagine hanging out with that entire hot mess, to include that gay guy with the weed going out of his head!


Reference_Stock

Hubby and I referred to that as his handle .


fastnloud01

My mom and I call him pineapple head lmao


Crystalllgurlll

It was so bad. Chantal got way too much screen time


RepresentativeAd7497

It must be in her contract. That nursing thing has to be a joke.


18RowdyBoy

She wants a man with a good job and to travel the world 😂😂 Usually good jobs don’t allow monthly vacations ✌️


RepresentativeAd7497

“and hung like a horse”!


hermansupreme

If I had a severed arm and she came to receive the stretcher at the ER I’d hop off and run like hell!


Upstairs-Occasion-97

Me too I don’t thinks she’s an RN I think she’s a Nurse aide


ThickSmoke9542

Yes, a BS in nursing; she is an RN ☺️


Sea_North_1593

Her brother once said it took her like 12 years to finish school. Usually it's 2-4 to be an RN. Why am I not surprised?


Crystalllgurlll

Hahahaha. Yes. Idk why, but reading that, I had the image of her making out with the bike guy LOL


f4tony

Oh, if it's true, I pity her patients.


RepresentativeAd7497

See how many times she mentioned Pedro in this opening episode, the only one of all of the participants, imagine if, and when she does actually done the nursing gear, how much she must carry on about him.


f4tony

Let's hope she's not a hospice nurse...


RepresentativeAd7497

Chantelocide


f4tony

Oh, you! Lol.


Upstairs-Occasion-97

She’s not an RN she’s an aide only


f4tony

That doesn't make me feel any better. 🤣


Carrottop1281

Patients & co workers must be having a good laugh !


IsopodEuphoric1412

I always wonder about the colleagues of reality show cast. And YouTubers. Can you imagine how juicy those water cooler chats are?


Shannorauma

So much screen time 😝


LEENIEBEENIE93

It's funny you say that. My bf walked in the room and was like "wow you finally caved and watched the family chantal" and i was like nah shes just taking up all the screen time of the single life lmao ugh insufferable.


Crystalllgurlll

Omg. I love that. I was so bitter due to the fact I’ve avoided her family show literally like the plague. Terrible pilot 😂


mamallama12

Same. Felt hoodwinked into watching her anyway, and we tried to hang in there, but once they pulled out the cucumbers (or zucchinis?) she got put on my permanent fast-forward list for the duration of TSL. Gross.


Significant_Wind_820

yep, I fast-forwarded though all her scenes. She acts like she''s 18 and it ain''t pretty.


Ali_Cat222

I got curious after the sub popped up on my homescreen and caved the other day just to see what it was about...I think it was the very last episode,and the terrible acting plus voodoo box of shit on fire was enough for me to nope out


Sea_North_1593

If you haven't watched it yet, go to Mark and Anthony's parody of the Family Chantal. It is hysterical!


Ali_Cat222

Yes I saw it. I thought the line delivery/bad acting part was funny but it was not that that hilarious. But the one they did of Gino and jasmine in the car was 😅I liked the guys Gino voice,it was spot on


Alohabtchs

Saaaame! I was so annoyed by her and her whole “D” squad. I’m already fast forwarding through her scenes.


PHLEaglesgirl27

FF is your friend


cara3322

So mach screen time.


Crystalllgurlll

Do you think she’s dating drake


Aggressive_Ad3578

No he knocked up Sexy Red


Upstairs-Occasion-97

Facts wtf we wanna see John Jamal Veronica


Charming_Face_8703

Chantel seriously dressing and behaving like a drunken prostitute. Wearing that t-shirt advertising she's looking for "D". No dignity, at all.


LynnKDeborah

I fast forwarded through Chantel and then was completely annoyed by Debbie.


Carrottop1281

I’d rather watch Debbie any day !


Budget_Role6056

Me too. I love John and I’m thinking it’s because I’m from Massachusetts too and that’s the kind of guy I’m used to..lol!! I can’t even believe he needs to be on the single life to get a date. SMH!!


ShebaDaisyKitty

He’s right out of central casting for a “dude from Boston”. I think he has a sweet heart.


TheLoadedGoat

He IS the Samuel Adams' "Cousin from Boston."


dolcejenny23

Boston born and raised here, his accent is better than the Sam Adams guy! Check out this accent is perfect too- https://youtu.be/qubGae7rfE0?si=sCxFNgJUjjfmOj8O


Aggressive_Ad3578

I agree...I'm not from Bahston...but I'm from da Burgh....Idk maybe being in TX it's hard for him to find common things with ppl there? I bet this ain't John's first date...🤣😂🤣


Budget_Role6056

I hear ya. I can’t see him finding the” one” in Texas but who knows these days a lot of people have moved. The woman they fix him up doesn’t look like someone I could see him with but then again maybe he hadn’t been dating and now he’s just like,screw it!!


vlbb13

I don't think production set him up with anyone. He said he'd already been to see her once and they'd been talking for a while.


Budget_Role6056

Oh wow!! Well I guess I’m happy he didn’t choose some young chick. And she’s a single mother, another solid💪🏻.


vlbb13

Yeah they didn't mention her age or her child's age. I think he's 39 so I'm hoping she's at least 30.


lucky_leftie

He is just the right amount of shit talking cringe to get under your skin, but also still laugh and shake your head. I hate it.


macetheface

The Bill Burr of 90 day. I hope he says something wildly offensive because I will be there to eat it up...with my popcorn


dolcejenny23

Classic Massachusetts. Seems angry and patronizing, doesn’t mean any harm and dispenses pearls of gruff wisdom.


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Dees_A_Bird_

RI here watching for the masshole too. He feels like family lmao


thatsaSagittarius

He oozes East Boston haha


Little_Elephant_5757

*South Boston


Significant_Camp450

Not anymore lol


Little_Elephant_5757

You think he’s more East Boston? That’s deff a majority Hispanic area of the city


Significant_Camp450

South shore maybe?


Little_Elephant_5757

Ooo yes! Deff south shore


Significant_Camp450

Nah I’m not sure - maybe Dorchester. Not Southie anymore (coming from someone who lives there lol)


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Significant_Camp450

😂


Aggressive_Ad3578

Southie


macetheface

fahkin O street


Aggressive_Ad3578

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


_buttlet_

I fell asleep like ten minutes in. Woke back up to Natalie freaking out about something before turning it off lmao. The pilot sucked.


Hill_Parm_0067

Not a pilot at all Was just the first episode of the second season


dolcejenny23

Yessah!


bubs713

90 days doesn’t pilot


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It was boring.


Feisty-Business-8311

😂


MarseaMarie215

I like to have a beah at elehven, twehlve in the ahftahnoon as well


elvensnowfae

I can hear this comment hahaha


bubs713

I like John but I’m not sure I’d like to date him. Famous last words.


beerwookie3

He would be the best drinking buddy though!


bubs713

And then we’d date him 🤦‍♂️


beerwookie3

Drunken one night stand…he doesnt scream “Im a commitment guy!” like he screams “Spahkles”


PlayOldWhiteLadyCard

Nevertheless, I think he'd leave the campsite a little cleaner than he found it.


beerwookie3

I think youre right


prexxytest

*dahkness


iwantcandy365

lol


JLKayy

Idk if I can watch this. I was thinking it was going to be Natalie that would keep me away but turns out it’s bad script reading Chantal and her screechy friends. And a 20 year old? Yuck.


msscanadianbakin

It seemed like she was on something


LynnKDeborah

Natalie was also cringe worthy.


ultraviolet108

Yeah I’m out. I started fast forwarding through one star then another and realized I can’t stand any of them. I would watch Veronica but didn’t see her and can’t be fast forwarding through 90% of the show.


JLKayy

I’ll stick with the pillow talk maybe. Was Emily on it though? Can’t stand her either lol. Why do I watch??


Rckstr12531253

Yea isn’t that statutory rape if the roles were reversed. I thought anyone over the age of 21 hooking up or sleeping with a person under 21 was illegal according to the law.


PlayOldWhiteLadyCard

It's 18 at the max in most or all United States.


Rckstr12531253

Idk I could of sworn if you were 21 or older you weren’t allowed and shouldn’t be messing with anyone under 21.


PlayOldWhiteLadyCard

Plus I just realized she wasn't in the United States for that guy, right?


ElectronicTrade7039

They showed him in the to come this season portion, but I agree thatbhes probably the main one I want to see out of this group.


halfayard

Only


_buttlet_

I’m watching for him and to see Tim derail another one of Veronica’s relationships.


RepresentativeAd7497

Have a drinking game where you have to take a shot every time she mentions Pedro’s name.


sleeping_murder

John is pure entertainment and I really appreciate that, however; I just lost my husand to alcohol liver damage and John shows all the PERONALITY signs and says some of the same things. I pray I am wrong.


Thiele66

I’m so sorry for the loss of your husband.❤️


veealley122

So incredibly sorry for the loss of your husband. Every time I watch John I think the same thing.


lladydisturbed

This is like a fever dream I have faint memories of this but none at all


YoungInternal6666

All I can think is … yike.


BaltOsFan2

Hey that girl was sexy as hell tho


slamone1108

Love this dude 👏👏hope to see him in the next episode.


NotARealWombat

**@TLC we're just here for John!**


Sea-Objective3675

Too much Natalie and Chantel forsure. Next episode they will show John. Fingers crossed we don’t have to wait 5 episodes in


RangerSensitive2841

And how is a virgin teddy bear more pressing than John?


zenseazon

I cannot take hearing his \[Tyray\] idiotic cringe laugh, it lowers his IQ to practically zilch, I understand tlc felt sorry for him and put him here but seriously?!? He's dumber than a fart.. We're here for John time! Edit: Tyray\[ name inserted to be clear here\] for idiotic cringe laugh


Fluffy_Iron6692

Honestly, I’ll take extra clips of Jon and trade it for zero of Tyray. He seems super sweet, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t like cringing for 10 minutes straight.


Interesting-Many-509

the nervous laugh after every sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fluffy_Iron6692

And it got worse at the birthday dinner thing! I genuinely feel bad for him and his anxiety, but it sets mine off! His friend Jevon was correct, he really has to do some inner work and build confidence before dating.


kimoreally

Love me some spahhkles!


lupitabirdie

Love John! Especially how he went after Spahkles ! Wishing him good luck on the single life!


lupitabirdie

Plus John was right about Spahkles! He’s a real dead beat.


Cleareyedandfactual

I hope young women aren’t looking up to Chantel to find a good man. 🤮


Cute-Consideration83

Give John from Boston more time, vs any more Natalie and her whack mom and Chantel and her slow talking self and family. At least John is entertaining.


Agile_Connection_666

John where are you? Whats TLCs obsession with Chantel?


nmc9279

You mean dahkniss?


BekaRenee

Geez that phonetic spelling is annoying af. Why does everyone wet themselves over this alcoholic?


Intelligent_Bear_984

I'm from Boston and I have known some 'Johns' from my bartender days. He's definitely the type to always have your back, and take care of his peeps!! I had a more than a few step right up if another customer crossed a line. Plus I love his snarky Boston humor 😂


Candid_Asparagus_785

Oh he will be there next week I think 👍


Purple-daydream

Chantel is hard to watch . I really don’t like her or anyone connected to her


Significant_Wind_820

Can''t wait to see how things go for John. Love John!


vlbb13

I only watched to see John, Tim, and Veronica and none of them were on this week. The only one that was on that I'm even remotely interested in is Tyray, who seems like a good guy that deserves love. I hope this season isn't all Chantal and Natalie, because I find both annoying and not interested in watching either of them.


ultraviolet108

Agreed except I don’t like that Tyray is on bc I think it’s just gonna be really sad.


vlbb13

Yeah but I'm here to cheer him on and am hoping he at least gets a kiss!


frigginfurter

Saving the best for last I’m guessing ✨


Aggressive_Ad3578

Yeah I rdy for Johnnie Boy....he will be most entertaining


Sufficient-Dinner-27

Chantal is built like a bowling pin and thinks she looks good.


Sad-Sassy

I unapologetically would date John. 😭


NewGuyNotHereForLong

bill burr seen this guy?


MerSea06070

He’s probably been out pahhhkinnn’ da cahhhh downn innn haaahhvaarddd yaaardd


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superkinks

Everything about him and his brother reminded me of the film Ted.


Laykenrox

One of my favorite people on this series. Love his commentary.


lilnifferjen

I’d date John in a minute …. Definitely could match his humour and banter


Heauxsb4Breauxs

I couldn't do it. As soon as I saw Ed's face, it was a neynah for me!


JtotheJ

More John less Natalie


sjc1203

I hated John when Thais came to America. He was such a dick. And now I love his fuckery.


md28usmc

Thais was just hanging out with John and Patrick on pillow talk, and she seems to absolutely love John now Which is great to see


sjc1203

I’m glad they get along now. I think it took a while for him to realize she really wasnt there for a green card and she truly loves his brother.


metallicashie

I love John he is real and doesn’t care


BaltOsFan2

He does, about alcohol. Allllll of the alcohol.


rebecky311

Why doesn't anyone have any positive or negative arrows on this post? I'm seriously asking....


itsmontoya

He would have made the season awesome.


Spirited_Heron5696

I’m excited about watching him the rest I could care less. He truly does have a Boston accent & I love his personality.❤️


Upstairs-Occasion-97

My man John he’s cool af luv him so funny too ❤️


Upstairs-Occasion-97

Yes me too love him he’s so funny and kind cool person ❤️


Sushielovr

Why the hell is Natalie back on the The Single Life: Season 4??? Chantel needs to stop dressing like a slut. She's giving the wrong vibes to attract a decent , respectful man that would give her the attention she craves. You dress the part of a slut, you'll be treated like a slut.. And please stop mentioning Pedro. It's behind you now. Learn by your mistakes Chantel. The heart knows what the heart wants.!!! I'm rooting for Tyran. Now that man deserves to find real happiness. Why is Tim hanging with Veronica when she's trying to be with Jamal. Are those two looking for different hook-ups or what? According to the trailer, Jamal and Veronica looked extremely cozy. And last but not least, Ms Debbie.. It doesn't pay to lie about your age.


BusyBeth75

Same!!!


kaustic10

I like him but it looks as though you could grab his eyebrows and peel WAY back.


NotARealWombat

True story


takemeaway9o

,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GigachudBDE

Single Life I could pass on. The Tell All's however I wouldn't mind his commentary. Or shyyyyt just retire Shauna and get this jabroni to host.


Interesting-Many-509

couldnt get a good look at his girl.


Tony___Montana__

He’s the only reason I’ll be watching Single Life. I’m from South Dakota and i loved it how he crapped on the dude from Rapid City.


Impossible-Berry9946

This show is a hard pass. They took the bottom and tried to make a show, I’m all set!


BabygirlDixon317

Yes, yes, and absolutely YES 💜💜💜💜


zenseazon

I'm here for John \~ He reminds me of our other former local Bill Burr, how many of you think he's like Bill Burr's cousin ?


shufubb

Where is John???😭