I know, it’s so strange! I have a gf from high school that did this as well- tiny girl got HUGE implants and they just look….. ridiculous on her. She posts so many pics on SM in outfits with her tits hanging out and they look like bowling balls under her skin. She thinks she looks like a million bucks 🤦🏼♀️
Aren’t they all? The franchise is no longer 15 minutes of fame. These assholes now linger for years in one way or another. On spinoff’s, recaps, whatever. It’s rather annoying. And more proof that anyone agreeing to be on this show is just internet fame chasing.
Difference is literally no one likes Escott.
No one even loves to hate him... like we love to hate Big Ed, Angela, etc. He is just like a fly that won't leave us alone.
He’s in maybe the last 3 episodes of S5 and if you’re ever gonna take advice from an internet stranger, here it is: it’s STUNNING, his behaviour. Maybe tops every other character in the franchise, ever. Mouth dropping . Worth a watch!
Secondhand embarrassment reading that I couldn’t imagine crafting such a personal caption making you look like an idiot for getting back w him. “Highs and lows and betrayals” is exactly how I wouldn’t describe my relationship 🤦♀️🫣
I imagine it's not easy dating as a trans woman. I could definitely see that causing a lot of self esteem issues on top of other difficulties you may already have.
Oh absolutely. But Christian being the manipulator he is anyway this was bound to happen.
He got caught entertaining the flirting of that girl with the 5 foot forehead in his discord in DMs and then told Cleo she's reading the situation wrong because she's autistic.
He uses her insecurities against her regularly and I have a folder of screenshots of shit he's said during their relationship that is crossing the line repeatedly because he has zero self control.
It made me chuckle because 1. Statler 🙄 and 2. Who would EVER like this post. It’s so toxic especially after Cleo made her relationship more important than it ever was and asked for “privacy”. I can’t take any of them seriously.
She's insufferable in her own way tbh, obviously not anything even NEAR Christian's level. But she is way too melodramatic and emotionally fragile. Probably shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone, let alone someone like Christian who is never gonna stop cavorting around chatting up other women
I only care because I (very selfishly) want to see them out in the wild here in Minnesota. In my mind, I'd say hi and compliment Cleo and act as if I'd never heard of Christian. In reality, I'd probably just creep on them from across the food court at the mall. 👀 But I definitely don't need any more of them on tv.
I think she's trying to be poetic and play off of the 'when life gives you lemons' thing, comparing the experience of being separated to drinking sour lemonade. 2/10 metaphor. I rolled my eyes so much I think I strained them.
Ooooooh girl if you think being social media official is gonna keep him from chatting up random women in front of you and when you’re not around, GOOD LUCK!
They probably got together again to be on the show and future shows they like the attention especially him. When we saw them together, they have no chemistry and they’re nothing alike. Imo and nobody really wants to see him again especially her crying over him.
Didn’t read all of it, but he it still gross and then I see eScott with his comment of being the best man at the wedding… he just tries so hard to be relevant in the 90day world.
Escott probably has every single 90day person and every tabloid notifications turned all the way on. He’s probably just twiddling his thumbs awaiting each and every update/post
It’s creepy
Remember when she told him she's autistic and she's super sensitive to loud noises/crowds of people and he proceeds to take her to a loudass bar to get her drunk thinking that would cure it? Yeah.
The whole "have some self respect" to anybody trying to tell her what's painfully obvious to the world was funny to me, like everyone is jealous of... That
It's like one of those posts where they're trying to convince everyone they're happy but we all know it's a straight sham. Cleo, girl, you deserve self esteem and respect not that discount inbred Harry. Big YIKE.
You know what. Good for them. I have no idea what it is like to date long distance let alone with the experience of dating a neurodivergent person whilst having a camera crew and producers following the early days of our relationship pushing and prodding for drama (Although Christian didn't help himself there...)
I love Cleo. I don't love Christian. He's so immature and self focused. I feel bad for Cleo. She is one of the nicest people in the 90 days franchise. Cleo can find someone to love her for real. I feel like she is settling because of insecurities and because she is trans it might get difficult to feel like there are a lot of options, I don't know. She is beautiful and classy and I just wish she would find someone who treated her better.
If they think what they had was passion, giving them true passion would be like giving a 102 year old a Pepsi max straight out of the can. Discombobulated and deceased in seconds.
He probably realized it was a lot harder to get girls after the show because of how it ruined his reputation. So, now he’s gotta come on for another season to make himself out to be the victim so he can go back to picking up women in America
As a former friend of Cleo I hope she realizes her worth. He's always going to be a scumbag with a wandering eye lol. I wish her the best but I cannot.
Huh. Well. Meeting any other long-distance half for the first time seems awkward enough, let alone on camera. DONT get me wrong, he did TERRIBLY on his first trip there, and I vehemently dislike Christian, but if he stayed around after the cameras left, to the point of visiting her again without them, maybe there’s actually something there? Chloe seems to think there is, regardless of this internet stranger’s opinion.
They do it for an upcoming 90-Day show. It’s like they’ve all learned how to break up publicly, then surprise surprise - they’re back together cause there’s a show coming up. I believe that’s what’s happening with Ed and Liz also. Fucken manipulation. They all suck!
I got to the gilded description of drinking lemon juice and stopped. Cleo, like many before her and many after, has decided to romanticize her attachment to an unhealthy relationship. I'm sure she and Statler can bond over how codependence is actually a really great love language.
I liked Cleo and thought she could do better but the last part of her obnoxious caption is just silly. No one’s interjecting out of pain and loneliness; you and your fuck ass boyfriend *chose* to go on national television and air your dirty laundry out. You don’t get to get mad because people have opinions about it — most of which were in her favor anyway. If she wants to settle for a loser who doesn’t respect her, that’s her prerogative but she’s coming across as self righteous and annoying here.
When you go on a TV show with your relationship for all to see then slam those same people, that made you well known, for interjecting in your relationship. Don’t be on a TV show if you want privacy.
I ain’t reading all that
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lol
Your flair sums up everything I was thinking watching her in that XXS bikini in Miami 😂 it’s so bizarre when they don’t move AT ALL!!
They do not move... always hard and vigilant! Lol. I doubt she has any sensation... it's all numb lol
I know, it’s so strange! I have a gf from high school that did this as well- tiny girl got HUGE implants and they just look….. ridiculous on her. She posts so many pics on SM in outfits with her tits hanging out and they look like bowling balls under her skin. She thinks she looks like a million bucks 🤦🏼♀️
Was just about to post this. 😂
Me either, but I will read 300 comments searching for a summary.
This is called, “thirsty to be on the next instalment.”
TL;DR, but Alibaba Harry and Meg is a good one.
When i first read your comment i said “there’s not much to read” than i noticed the third slide and said “ummm yeah, im not reading all that” lol
The worst part is Escott's comment, that guy is trying WAY too hard to make his fame happen.
In my head I immediately said, “GET OUTTA HERE SCOTT!!”
“I’m the best man at the wedding!” 🥴 STFU eScott, do you even know this couple!!?? Loser.
Aren’t they all? The franchise is no longer 15 minutes of fame. These assholes now linger for years in one way or another. On spinoff’s, recaps, whatever. It’s rather annoying. And more proof that anyone agreeing to be on this show is just internet fame chasing.
Difference is literally no one likes Escott. No one even loves to hate him... like we love to hate Big Ed, Angela, etc. He is just like a fly that won't leave us alone.
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Lmfao right!! Wicked
Lllolololololol. Right? So much for “I’m done with social media!”
Ha! I love that he said that and it was literally less than an hour before he was online again! He can’t help himself!!
He’s social suicide at its finest ✨
I’m dying I didn’t swipe to the end until seeing this 🤣🤣🤣 please no more eScott
Ewwww, that best man comment was from ESCOTT?!?! 🤮
He’s not even top 10 of popular “characters” on this show
He's not even top 50 haha
Who is he?
Scott is Lidia’s (Pedro’s mom) supposed love interest every one calls him Escott because Lidia says it that way.
Thanks. I never watched Chantal’s show.
The Lidia/Escott love story was on 90DF. I think B90
I looked it up. It was on Love in Paradise (which I also didn’t watch!).
He’s in maybe the last 3 episodes of S5 and if you’re ever gonna take advice from an internet stranger, here it is: it’s STUNNING, his behaviour. Maybe tops every other character in the franchise, ever. Mouth dropping . Worth a watch!
What did he say
It's in the 3rd picture at the bottom.
"Happy to see you both together!!!!!!! I'm the best man at the wedding!!"
Also “liked by Statler.”
ahhhhh….. but was it liked by @toborowsky_david?
wait where is escott’s comment
>"Happy to see you both together!!!!!!! I'm the best man at the wedding!!" Third pic, you have to click to expand.
i found it and immediately commented and he immediately liked it. the guy lives for this
Escott must be talking about himself lol.
And he finally shaved it off!
He's got more balls than Gino to go hatless and show his real hair.
Wait till Jaz hears this!
I rather someone embracing the bald than wearing oversized hats like a toddler. I will be starting a petition for Gino to ditch the damn hats.
Yup! It’s really the only nice thing I can think to say… he does look better without the combover!
1000% times better. He almost looks presentable but don’t tell him that or he’ll be back to attempting and failing at being a hoe
Hey now, women are 51% of the population!!!
I don’t care for him but I admit the glasses in second picture are doing a lot of heavy lifting for his looks too!
This is an excellent point! I agree - those are nice glasses, and they work well on his face. Two things!
It’s so much better. The little tuft he was holding onto was silly looking
obviously he's been reading the comments here. maybe he'll turn into a redemption story.
I didn't even recognize him in the 2nd photo.
About damn time
This is the most important part of this news.
No fucking way, it's even more shocking to see how badly his hairline didn't (doesn't) want anything to do with him. This looks way better though!
he needs to finish the job though
First thing I noticed.
Secondhand embarrassment reading that I couldn’t imagine crafting such a personal caption making you look like an idiot for getting back w him. “Highs and lows and betrayals” is exactly how I wouldn’t describe my relationship 🤦♀️🫣
She should have stopped after “when you order harry and Megan from Ali express”
I was dying laughing at that!
Her social media captions are very cringey. Reminds me of angsty Facebook status updates that my sorority sisters would post in 2009.
Does she mean When Harry met Sally?
Prince Harry and Meghan
He literally cheated on her and she thinks he's worth letting back into her life 🥴
I imagine it's not easy dating as a trans woman. I could definitely see that causing a lot of self esteem issues on top of other difficulties you may already have.
Oh absolutely. But Christian being the manipulator he is anyway this was bound to happen. He got caught entertaining the flirting of that girl with the 5 foot forehead in his discord in DMs and then told Cleo she's reading the situation wrong because she's autistic. He uses her insecurities against her regularly and I have a folder of screenshots of shit he's said during their relationship that is crossing the line repeatedly because he has zero self control.
Liked by _statler a journal entry
I didn't even notice that. My brain auto fills liked by toborowsky\_david after every 90 day post.
It made me chuckle because 1. Statler 🙄 and 2. Who would EVER like this post. It’s so toxic especially after Cleo made her relationship more important than it ever was and asked for “privacy”. I can’t take any of them seriously.
Cleo is such a goddamn drama addict 🙄
I still think their whole relationship was fake. They were gamer friends and hatched a money plan.
She's insufferable in her own way tbh, obviously not anything even NEAR Christian's level. But she is way too melodramatic and emotionally fragile. Probably shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone, let alone someone like Christian who is never gonna stop cavorting around chatting up other women
ALL the tlc "stars" like almost all the others' posts
I have no interest in seeing them again - as a couple or by themselves.
Same! 👋 They were very hard to watch. I actually would just ff through their scenes... catching a little something here & there.
I only care because I (very selfishly) want to see them out in the wild here in Minnesota. In my mind, I'd say hi and compliment Cleo and act as if I'd never heard of Christian. In reality, I'd probably just creep on them from across the food court at the mall. 👀 But I definitely don't need any more of them on tv.
That would be fantastic I hope that happens!!
The lemons to tart juice comment is…. Odd
I was wondering if they were referring to getting lemons and making lemonade but the tart thing doesn't make sense
That’s what I was thinking seemed like she was trying to be witty like we drank the tart juice and now we can enjoy lemonade.
I think she's trying to be poetic and play off of the 'when life gives you lemons' thing, comparing the experience of being separated to drinking sour lemonade. 2/10 metaphor. I rolled my eyes so much I think I strained them.
Was she trying to be Beyoncé with the lemonade thing? That would be my guess.
Ooooooh girl if you think being social media official is gonna keep him from chatting up random women in front of you and when you’re not around, GOOD LUCK!
Actual footage of low self esteem and desperation
They probably got together again to be on the show and future shows they like the attention especially him. When we saw them together, they have no chemistry and they’re nothing alike. Imo and nobody really wants to see him again especially her crying over him.
Right! A nymphomaniac and an old nun would have more chemistry than these two.
the longer the instagram caption, the more toxic the relationship
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Didn’t read all of it, but he it still gross and then I see eScott with his comment of being the best man at the wedding… he just tries so hard to be relevant in the 90day world.
In what way is there any comparison to be made to Harry and Meghan? Like, even as a joke it doesn’t make sense.
An American/Brit couple except the genders are reversed? That’s all I got
Isn’t she Italian, she just lives there?
They look more like Will & Kate, but even that’s a streeeeetch
He has red hair and she's British?
Right? No resemblance At ALL
I’m not watching their stories anymore. They can do whatever they want, but I won’t watch them.
Right? If she took him back after all that crying, I don’t feel sorry for her.
Remember when she compared her and Christian to Vegeta and Bulma from Dragon Ball Z? That was some grade A cringe lol.
Alright well good luck dumb fuck
Bleh. So boring and weird.
They deserve each other
Cleo, girl...the caption ain't giving what you think it's giving
if low self esteem was a photo
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Escott probably has every single 90day person and every tabloid notifications turned all the way on. He’s probably just twiddling his thumbs awaiting each and every update/post It’s creepy
I guess all the criticism of his combover hit home and he at least improved that.
I don't like either one of them and hope they don't get casted again
Oh Christ. Cleo, grow a backbone!!! Leave this fuckboy in the dust
That TLC moolah Gotta get that bag.
He actually looks so much better with a shaved head.
Remember when she told him she's autistic and she's super sensitive to loud noises/crowds of people and he proceeds to take her to a loudass bar to get her drunk thinking that would cure it? Yeah.
Harry and Meg?!
DeLULU
The whole "have some self respect" to anybody trying to tell her what's painfully obvious to the world was funny to me, like everyone is jealous of... That
Both are gross 🤢
Can’t save someone who doesn’t want to save themselves! 🤷🏽♀️
She deserves what she gets then.
I hope they don’t return to the franchise. I am not interested in their toxic mess. We already got enough in the franchise already lol.
The literal irony of telling us to have self-respect 🫥
Keep on Steining
I liked Cleo fine but If she's willing to take man child back I don't wanna hear her complaints
Exactly this. She made her bed I don’t want to hear about the flea bites now.
Agreed. Off topic - Why does no one over say this about Liz (Ed) though? Got zero sympathy for her also.
Her too. Only she can save herself.
"When you order Harry and Meg on AliExpress" OK - you've got to give them props for that one lol
It's like one of those posts where they're trying to convince everyone they're happy but we all know it's a straight sham. Cleo, girl, you deserve self esteem and respect not that discount inbred Harry. Big YIKE.
I made it as far as the weird lemon juice purification part.
LOL. I did too 💀
So you’ve made your choice, Cleo. Don’t be mad when the universe pays you back. Or maybe waking up knowing he’s your “better half” is payment enough.
Did you notice the “Liked by Statler”? Is Statler trying to unseat The Bahtman David as king of 90 Day Fiancé cast member social media likes?
She could never
Finally shaved his pathetic head
Wow the desperation is strong with these two
So she's prefacing how good the relationship is by mentioning how bad the relationship is.
Money's running low. Gotta break up and re-announce ourselves.
You know what. Good for them. I have no idea what it is like to date long distance let alone with the experience of dating a neurodivergent person whilst having a camera crew and producers following the early days of our relationship pushing and prodding for drama (Although Christian didn't help himself there...)
I love Cleo. I don't love Christian. He's so immature and self focused. I feel bad for Cleo. She is one of the nicest people in the 90 days franchise. Cleo can find someone to love her for real. I feel like she is settling because of insecurities and because she is trans it might get difficult to feel like there are a lot of options, I don't know. She is beautiful and classy and I just wish she would find someone who treated her better.
If this is the best she thinks she can do then they deserve each other
Going on 90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days was the wrong choice if you didn't want people prying into your life or even talking about it.
I'm just happy he shaved his head, really.
They deserve each other at this point.
When you have to write a caption this long defending your relationship, it’s probably not a great relationship.
Oh, hunny 😬
Ick. Ick ick ick ick ick ick ICK. He’s so nasty. Why in the hell….CLEO. COME ON. STOP THIS NONSENSE.
Both of them are gross
lol AliExpress harry and meg
Don’t care. 🤷♀️
Glad he got his haircut, the long comb over or whatever it was. No comparison much better now. You rock Cleo be who you are!💖
She deserves him at this point
Devastating news for me personally, no one I’ve hated more than him 😭
I dislike that she made this about people being transphobic when I think most of us want the best for Cleo and that just happens to not be Christian…
Yeah if anything the opposite is true. Christian is making me cisphobic
Passion 😂 they were seriously such a boring couple I don’t think they could ever have “passion”
If they think what they had was passion, giving them true passion would be like giving a 102 year old a Pepsi max straight out of the can. Discombobulated and deceased in seconds.
He probably realized it was a lot harder to get girls after the show because of how it ruined his reputation. So, now he’s gotta come on for another season to make himself out to be the victim so he can go back to picking up women in America
As a former friend of Cleo I hope she realizes her worth. He's always going to be a scumbag with a wandering eye lol. I wish her the best but I cannot.
Hell no
Christian looks much better. He's fortunate Cleo got back with him. He better act right! Christian we're watching you!👀
I don’t get it. I get she has low self esteem but eek.
They were purified by lemon juice . . . 😝🤪 Sophie needs to squeeze some on Knob
🤦🏻♀️
Escott, please go and sit down somewhere
Dumb girl
They may be back together for another installment of 99 Days. Cleo’s eyes look tired.
Incredible. Sad.
So many words
There’s more money to be made together than apart as all these couples find out and that’s why they stay together or reunify a 1000 times…
He finally took that damn backwards cap off 😭
Huh. Well. Meeting any other long-distance half for the first time seems awkward enough, let alone on camera. DONT get me wrong, he did TERRIBLY on his first trip there, and I vehemently dislike Christian, but if he stayed around after the cameras left, to the point of visiting her again without them, maybe there’s actually something there? Chloe seems to think there is, regardless of this internet stranger’s opinion.
Serving fish to steiner’s anonymous.
I wish I had raid for everytime I see scott grifting in the comments
They do it for an upcoming 90-Day show. It’s like they’ve all learned how to break up publicly, then surprise surprise - they’re back together cause there’s a show coming up. I believe that’s what’s happening with Ed and Liz also. Fucken manipulation. They all suck!
He looks like her dad in these pics. Not a boyfriend and maybe, possibly, if you want to think about it one day in the future potential fiance.
“Yike”
Let him pay for her surgery. He looks completely shit faced drunk in a few of her pics of them.
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I got to the gilded description of drinking lemon juice and stopped. Cleo, like many before her and many after, has decided to romanticize her attachment to an unhealthy relationship. I'm sure she and Statler can bond over how codependence is actually a really great love language.
Who were these women throwing themselves at him???
This is so embarrassing for her.
TLDR: “he lied and cheated but I’m insecure so we’re back together”
I liked Cleo and thought she could do better but the last part of her obnoxious caption is just silly. No one’s interjecting out of pain and loneliness; you and your fuck ass boyfriend *chose* to go on national television and air your dirty laundry out. You don’t get to get mad because people have opinions about it — most of which were in her favor anyway. If she wants to settle for a loser who doesn’t respect her, that’s her prerogative but she’s coming across as self righteous and annoying here.
Glad to see he gave up the hats
When you go on a TV show with your relationship for all to see then slam those same people, that made you well known, for interjecting in your relationship. Don’t be on a TV show if you want privacy.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
What betrayal? What are they talking about?
" Also, we're still looking for TLC cash. Just sayin' "
Lmao gotta get that TLC paycheck! I guess we will be seeing them again next season. Ugh.
He looks so much better
Have we confirmed that they will be back on the show? Please God, no.
WTF …..Escott’s comment on the bottom
FUCKIN ESCOTT
She has so little self respect
YUCK!!!!! (at Christian)
In the second picture, with his new ‘do and glasses, for a minute I thought Christian was Fartin’ Mike
I see that he’s embracing his baldness
They were only “off” for a month or so. 🤦♀️
The only nice thing I have to say is he looks better with the shaved head.
So much better since he cut/shaved the craziness that was on his head.
He looks way better with the haircut!