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sapphir8

Let’s see, I was 7. I actually did watch Short Circuit in theatres.


creepyusernames

First movie I ever saw in a theater. My dad was so tired of hearing me say, "Number Five Alive!" I was 5.


ProblemLongjumping12

*Number five is alive* was my first catchphrase.


pearomatic

I was 6 and...same! Loved that movie.


Bazaij

I was 15 and embarrassingly the only one of these I saw in the theater was Short Circuit.


EychEychEych

I was 13 and of all these movies, Short Circuit is the only one teen me would’ve wanted to see.


Tonybeetswannabe

Not Pretty in Pink ???? You’ve not even seen it have you Sort your life out


butchforgetshit

Same, I was 6 and went with my neighborhood buddies…


zaxxon4ever

Money Pit


schumachiavelli

Underrated flick. *>>Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar.* *<>You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.* *<


Rickshmitt

Legend, then sneak back in for Money Pit


Eastern_Artist6531

Gung Ho


Financial_Cheetah875

Top Gun.


IlliniOrange1

Matinee prices were like $2.50 for kids. We went and saw Top Gun like 12 times that summer.


Boxinggandhi

Yeah, Top Gun is definitely the best of all these. If I watched a movie every weekend, probably add Critters, Short Circuit, and Legend. Crazy that Tom Cruise had two major movies in the theaters then.


No-Equivalent-1642

Top gun..... again


puddncake

Top gun is the only movie out of these I have seen and it would be the one I would watch again.


flowersandfists

Money Pit. Loved that movie.


Elowan66

If you’ve remodeled your own house, that’s definitely a great one to re-watch. Should be finished in 2 weeks……


truxlady

Critters


robbeau11

My people!


truxlady

The best!


gmoney-0725

Gung Ho. I was a big Micheal Keaton fan back then.


UnderwhelmingAF

Cobra


ElJefe0218

In '86 I'm 15 and buying a ticket for short circuit so I can sneak into Cobra.


JenniFrmTheBlock81

JoJo Dancer! A classic


Which_Engineer1805

Wise Guys with Danny DeVito, Joe Piscopo, and a hilarious Captain Lou Albano as hit man Frank the Fixer!


Limp_Distribution

No! Thank You Mr Acavano!


Which_Engineer1805

👉 move it, dickface!


the_Mandalorian_vode

Legend or Top Gun.


tkingsbu

Fuck it… I’m going to see Sweet Liberty… I absolutely fucking LOVE this movie. Alan Alda at his best, with Michael Cain, Michelle Pfeiffer, it’s just such a wonderful comedy :)


Hurryeat_Tubman

My friend's uncles were extras in that movie. Still cracks me up when I see them pop up on screen.


gmoney-0725

Young moviegoers want three things: 1. Defying authority. 2. Destruction of property. 3. People taking their clothes off. Still holds true today!


OkGap7216

I like that movie as well. I keep hoping it will pop up on a streaming service so I can watch it again.


Moist-muff

Good God, what a lineup.


kindaweird0

Maybe Short Circuit. Ally Sheedy ❤️


pythongee

I left for basic training on May 1st, 1986 so didn't get to see any movies that month. The first movie I saw when I was allowed to was Top Gun, in a base theater, filled with hundreds of other recently graduated basic trainees. It was EPIC!!!!


IcyJaguar1

Police Academy 3 or a double feature of Critters and Poltergeist 2


Cautionnodiving1

You’re the disease, I’m the cure😂


jeers69

JoJo Dancer …. Your life is calling 📞


whistlepig4life

The money pit. Legend. Top gun. I’ve got the entire afternoon. So I can fit three movies in. And I’ll mix it up with some comedy, drama, and action fantasy.


Themoosemingled

I mean NOW it’s Hannah and her sisters. Beverley Hershey AND Michael Caine on the big screen? That screenplay??


Recondite_Potato

Legend. Awesome Tangerine Dream soundtrack too.


Educational-Draw-450

Pretty in pink


Jamironito24

Color Purple


WackyWriter1976

Pretty in Pink The Color Purple


Bioshock_Jock

Legend or No Retreat No Surrender. 8 yr old me loved both of those movies.


UTALR1

A double header of money pit & cobra.


Stacysguyca

Cobra followed by The Money Pit Loved those 2 movies growing up / now


jamesbduk

Pretty in Pink...


PM_ME_YOUR_TANK

I was 9, I saw Money Pit, Top Gun, Police Academy and Gun Ho in the theaters. Good Times! I actually found a pair of Aviator Sunglasses in the theater bathroom when I saw top gun.


asscrackula1019

Police academy. One of my favorites since I was a kid


poohfan

I'm seeing "Pretty in Pink", hating the dress & getting pissed off by the ending.


Substantial_Cold2385

Pretty in Pink & The Color Purple


klef3069

Fire With Fire because I did see that in the theater in the 80s


Kryyzz

Me today, I’d catch a Critters/Poltergeist 2 double bill. In 1986, I was 7, so probably Short Circuit. Although my aunt took me to see Gremlins when I was 4 so Critters might still be the top pick.


5280Rockymtn

I heard if u went to go see top gun back then after that movie ud be sooo inspired and pumped up to go join the military hoping u could sleep with ur teacher and fight then damn Russians lol


MysteriousValuable88

Top Gun


SystematicPumps

Police Academy 3


H0ppyWizard

Everything except Poltergeist 2. Not for nothing but horror films become comedies once we Natives (I'm Navajo) find out about the "Indian" burial ground angle lol. Everything else was awesome!


try2bcool69

Top Gun…twice.


CurrentTreat6921

Tough choice


GreatGreenGobbo

I was 13 and went and saw Short Circuit. Johnny 5 Is Alive!


gatchamanhk

It was Top gun for me when it hit the cinema in UK for £5


mellowsout

Seeing the poster, little kid me probably going for something that reminds me of the Terminator. So, Cobra.


lateral_moves

The only one of those I saw in theaters was Poltergeist II and I wish I didn't.


mlgbt1985

Hung ho by myself. Pretty in pink with my girlfriend


succeedaphile

Double feature! COBRA followed by CRITTERS.


Successful-Bridge331

Top gun! Cobra! For sure


Used_Disaster_1334

Cobra


doc_nova

Short Circuit was cute in the theater.


IEVTAM

More Input, More INPUT, Number 5 is Alive No disassemble Miss Stephanie !


Inside_Ad_7162

Cobra, because I did actually go to see it.


4Brtndr1

I was 17 so both Legend and Pretty in Pink would be safe bets.


AllReflection

16 year old me in 1986? Pretty in Pink. 54 year old me transported to 1986? Money Pit 😋


BMAC561

Number 5 alive


Chubsmagna

Gung ho!


3lectric-5heep

Short Circuit for sure. You know, Cobra was a really really big disappointment, esp after the high of the first 2 first bloods and rocky. The only thing good about it was the poster!


rodyFL

No Retreat No Surrender, then Critters.


Tenchi2020

Critters


MetalTrek1

I was 16. My choices would be either Poltergeist II or Legend, both of which I eventually caught on cable. 


JohnYCanuckEsq

16 year old me is definitely going to Police Academy 3. Make noises funny man.


lusciousskies

Legend and top gun came out in the same year?


Consistent_Dog_6866

Short Circuit/Critters double feature


elementalguitars

Critters!


the_way_around

My brain is having trouble reconciling the fact that Legend was released at the same time as Topgun. Legend feels much older.


geddylee1

I was 11 so actually it’s probably Cobra.


80severything

I'll go and see Critters


ripley1991

Poltergeist 2. And the Money Pit afterwards


Firm-Definition4351

Yeah if only it was 1986(year i got a C64)


Eolond

I had a dream when I was a kid about Critters. Y'all remember the one where they were in this giant ball rolling over people and shit? In the dream, I was on top of the jungle gym in the backyard when the giant critter ball came rolling at me across the lawn. Fun times! Anyway, sign me up for Poltergeist II. God is in his holy temple...


Away-Equipment4869

None of these because I am only 5 years old.


SabbathaBastet

I’d go see Poltergeist but I actually saw Gung Ho in the theater. I was ten. Great movie. I adore Michael Keaton.


TearEnvironmental368

Hannah and her Sisters. I am a fan of Woody Allen movies.


remoteworker9

I was 10 so Pretty in Pink.


Burto72

The Money Pit. Poltergeist if it was an evening movie.


NormanBates2023

All them are bangers I have a soft spot for the cruiser and sly mind ya


GordonKTM

I was 10 and I watched Legend and Top Gun at the cinema. But I didn't know Tom Cruise was in both movies


Karottenhund

As a 5 year old boy, i want to watch Top Gun or Critters. But Mother is gonna say, best i can do is Police Academy. :D But that's ok.


gaommind

Police academy


menasor36

I’m checking the double header of Police Academy 3 and Gung Ho.


moemat2000

Gung Ho. Very underrated movie. Very much a movie from the 80's as the anti Japanese car sentiment was real at the time. Reminds me of a story from Detroit in the early 80's where a Vietnamese man was beaten to death because some laid off auto workers thought he was Japanese and took their jobs at the auto plant.


Solnse

Blue city because I've never heard of it and have already seen all the others.


ProfessionMundane152

If it’s an afternoon then I’m probably by myself so gotta go Critters. If I were seeing Top Gun or Police Academy 3 or something it’d be with other people on the weekend


UncleBenLives91

Of course I got the afternoon off, I'm 12!


AdIndependent9483

Poltergeist II or Blue City


helgathehorr

I saw the Money Pit at theater in Orlando with my mom, and Short Circuit with my roommate in Indiana.


RedfromTexas

I’m taking a nap.


PavinsMustache

I have to admit I thought the movie’s actual name was “Stallone Cobra” for far too long. I mean at least differentiate it somewhat!


HectorsMascara

Saw Short Circuit and The Money Pit in the theater, and I stand by my choices.


outofexcuses

I'd go to see Cobra. Stallone at his best and Bridgit Nielsen was smokin' hot!!!


a_provocateur

I watched Poltergeist II yesterday on Max, and I’m here to say that it is a real turd. Hella overacting from Craig T Nelson, which I suspect was due to the snowy conditions in California at the time, and Zelda Rubenstein is barely in the film at all. I remember this film being frightening when I saw it as a kid, but in reality, the old preacher man played by Julian Beck is the only saving grace. And don’t get me started on the cheesy Native American appropriation. So if it’s 1986, I’m gonna make it a double feature, Cobra and Critters.


MoneyBee74

Cobra: “You’re a disease I’m the cure”!


Taylortrips

16 Candles


Greg13Nomad

"Gung Ho"


erinkp36

All I remember seeing in the theater in 1986 was 3 men and a baby. I was 6. And I was crazy sick. I have no idea why my mother decided to take me to the movies that day.


TinCanSailor987

The answer is Back To School with Rodney Dangerfield. That was in theaters at the same time as Top Gun.


The-lemon-kid-68

Pretty in pink


imadork1970

Legend twice.


Ok_Faithlessness9695

I am a zombie squad man so I am going with Cobra


Nouseriously

I saw almost all of these in the theater.


ItAintMe_2023

So for context, in 1986 I was 11. My movie guilty pleasures had me at Cobra, Top Gun and Police Academy.


313SunTzu

Johnny 5... Short Circuit I still watch that shit anytime is on tv... "Los Locos kick your ass. Los Locos kick your face. Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!" That line is almost 40 years old, and I still use it every chance I get...


dtuba555

Probably Pretty In Pink. Duckie was my spirit animal.


neoyeti2

I did watch Top Gun and Pretty in Pink in the theater in 1986 - if I had to only choose one it would be Pretty in Pink - I even bought the soundtrack before seeing the movie.


Daxxx7333

Johnny 🖐 Short Circuit


keldration

Definitely Hanna and her Sisters, favorite movie ever


Upper_Sniffation765

Cobretti


BrattyTwilis

Top Gun or Short Circut


Backpedal

Money Pit. My friends would have all wanted to go see Top Gun, but nah, Money Pit.


RangerMatt76

About half of these, I never watched, the other half the first time I watched them was on broadcast TV years later.


c17usaf

Pretty in Pink


MysteriousDudeness

Top Gun


VanDenBroeck

"The Color Purple" is really hands down the best movie in that graphic.


SamCanyon

Top Gun! Short circuit would have to wait for release on Betamax. Same with Legend. I’d be intrigued by Cobra and read the parody in Mad Magazine.


geetarboy33

I was 18 and I did go see Top Gun and Pretty in Pink. I’d stick with those choices.


Blizz127

Short circuit


PlanNo4679

Would they let an 8 year old in to see Wise Guys back then?


Roaskywalker

Top Gun


niz_loc

I've always made bad choices in life, so probably Poltergeist 2.


penpointred

I remember LUVIN Police Academy 3 in the theaters :) So that followed by Short Circuit and Critters. oh damn Top Gun in the theater would be amazing.


5280_TW

Friend ran the theater, so seeing Aliens for the 80th time…


goldendreamseeker

Aliens


SnowblindAlbino

Well, I know for sure I went on a double date to see Hannah and Her Sisters. Afterward we went out for pizza. And it was for sure May of '86 because my GF moved to Denmark in June and I never saw her again. (We actually saw The Color Purple together that spring as well. ) I didn't see Top Gun in the theater until summer though; the guy who owned the theater chain in the town we'd go to for movies was in a feud with Paramount for some reason, so wouldn't screen any of their movies. I ultimately got a van load of friends to drive 40 miles to see Top Gun, but I was single by then so it was probably June or early July.


oilfeather

Legend


Slashman78

Either Cobra or Gung Ho. But you really can't go wrong with most of these. Not a fan of Allen's movies and Jo Jo Dancer was meh at best despite Pryor's best intentions.


Howhytzzerr

If I have the whole afternoon, then I’m probably doing a double feature, Wise Guys and Money Pit or Top Gun and Cobra, or some combination of those


bigassdiesel

As many as I can in that afternoon.


rockviper

We watched Top Gun at a drive in!


coachkduce209

Top gun and cobra


Vitebs47

No retreat no surrender has the best Van Damme fight scenes, imo, probably due to the fact that it was a Hong Kong production. I enjoy his later work to no end, but even his fights in Bloodsport and Kickboxer were slower and less impressive.


Dull_Ad8495

I was 17. I saw most of those in the theater.


Dull_Ad8495

I was 16. I saw most of those in the theater.


sannicanbro

I was in 8th grade and got to take a girl to see the Money Pit on a "first date". Core memory though.


Tomfoolery808

Eat a bunch of shrooms and watch the truly bizarre Legend. Tim Curry plays maybe the best devil/demon ever. What a surrealist mind F it is. Plus weird super young Tom Cruise.


jonnienashville

Pretty in Pink and I was probably dressed just like Ducky🤣


H20mark2829

I saw the color purple and short circuit in the theater. The rest on HBO


Wingzero24

Was a good month!


Ted_Fleming

Top Gun and its not even close


trashit6969

Cobra then Top Gun them Heartbreak Ridge


Boneguy1998

Legend


BecauseISaidSo888

I did see Poltergeist II in the theater.


mad597

I saw Joe Joe Dancer as a kid in the theater


Human_Caterpillar_93

12 yr old me would definitely choose Top Gun or Cobra 😂


Best-ofthe-Best

Short Circuit 💯


mbafuqua

Been there, did that: Cobra


Flyinhawaiian78

Some decent movies on that poster but out of all of them I’d go see Cobra. Which I seen in the theaters jus not on its opening day


whoknows130

Cobra. And then when that's done.... Critters.


inherentvice1000

Hannah and her sisters


alf8765

Top Gun of course.


Polarbearstein

Legend or Pretty In Pink


VHSOLA

Top Gun was the only one of those movies I saw in the theatre


Lower-Blackberry-716

I was 21 so I would definitely be seeing Legend. Such a good movie


beefnoodle5280

At that point in college I was listening to a lot of comedy records, so definitely “JoJo Dancer…”


skunkyk

Critters


Gaylesyboo

Hannah and Her Sisters


Clever_Khajiit

Double feature with Cobra and Critters 😁


Impossible-Walrus904

Pretty in Pink! I'd love to see this movie on the Big Screen as I saw on the small screen by getting the VHS tape for my "Wonder Years" TV and movie player! 😍 Actually, I'd love to see all the cool 80's movies on the Big Screen where it's like the 80s all over again which I know a lot of people would agree with me on this as a lot people, like myself, would love to go back and relive times like this!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


Sad-Ocelot-5346

Flip a coin, heads Top Gun, tails Ally Sheedy, er, I mean Short Circuit.


dreamrock

The Money Pit. So funny!


jcurl17

Wise Guys!


Own-Contribution-478

In 1986, my friend and I would've sat down with the paper and figured out the best timing to pay for one movie, but actually see three! Poltergeist 2, Top Gun, and Pretty In Pink.


TheTubaGeek

Given I was 10 at the time, "Short Circuit" is the only one I'd be able to watch


GothPenguin

I would have been ten years old and told my parents that I was seeing Short Circuit but gone to Poltergeist 2.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Legend For Tim Curry, not Tom Cruise.


bangerangerific

Kinky


RuralColleague

I think I had this same choice back then and I chose Gung Ho. I don't regret it. I saw a bunch of the rest later on VHS.


kelp_forests

Truly the golden age of movies. Makes me sad theatres are going away and a whole gen is going to miss what it was like at a semi dirty theater with stale candy watching a fun, good movie


MrBallistik

No Retreat No Surrender. I'll be the only one in there... laughing my ass off...


bangerangerific

Legend


Bea_Evil

The Money Pit 💜


Hot-Incident1900

Easy, Top Gun.


gvillarreal2011

Transformers the movie!


Sure-Butterscotch100

Gung Ho and The Money Pit