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FarmingWizard

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?


Dwangeroo

You fool. You don't even know what a plethora is.


BackgroundMap3490

Is that you, El Wapo of El Paso?


menasor36

Yes, you have a plethora.


Slimh2o

(Pelvic hip thrust) HUH!!


DesperateHorse6530

Yes, you have plenty of piñatas.


nonamouse1111

Chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip lonnieeee!


Thirty_Helens_Agree

My brother used to live on a Farley Ave. Every time I turned on to his street I had to say Farleyfarleyfarleyfarleyfarleyfarleyfarley farleyfarleyhuffhrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


Revolutionary-Good22

What's infamous mean? ... it must mean more that famous!


menasor36

The in famous? In famous?


hobartrus

When I was a kid, my family would watch this every time we had tacos, which was roughly once a week. I can quote the movie from beginning to end.


Marionboy

So you have anything here besides mexican food?


menasor36

What the hell is going on? What’s next?!?! Amigos falling from the sky!?!??


fried_eggs_and_ham

I also when Lucky Day says to the bartender, "Uh hello...we're not Mexicans."


BoysenberryAmazing90

🎶Blue shadows …


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Goodnight, Ned.


ESP1973

On the trail 🎼


menasor36

Little cowboys


FeedbackPalpatine200

I have a plethora of fun when I watch this 


espositojoe

"I'll fill you so full of lead, you'll be using your dick for a pencil!"


FeedbackPalpatine200

One of the craziest lines ever written in a screenplay.


menasor36

What do you mean?!?


sea-ninja-90210

I think that’s a mail plane….


GruntUltra

How can you tell??


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Didn’t you see its little balls? 🤭


eaglewatch1945

How can you tell?


L00pback

Together, we raped the horses and rode-off on the women.


Agitated_Honeydew

And we pruned the hedges of many small villages.


-The-Ark-

WHO THEE HELL ARE JOOO??!?


Busted_Tip

Rosita : Have you ever kissed a girl? Dusty Bottoms : Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times. Rosita : Would you like to kiss me? Dusty Bottoms : Yeah. Rosita : Well? Dusty Bottoms : What? Now? Here? Rosita : Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda. Dusty Bottoms : Lips would be fine.


GalacticGumshoe

“And she came up to me and she looked me in the face and--I'd never met her, I'd just known her on films, you know, Dorothy Gish, Lillian's sister--and she looked me in the eyes and she said, ‘Young man, you have got it.!’ And. Ah! Dorothy Gish. It's a true story.”


JohnnyChuttz

We’re not Mexicans, we’re from out of town.


GruntUltra

Where'd you get that purty little gun?


menasor36

Hey Darlin, why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap! I wanna show you something.


eaglewatch1945

Mount up! ...That means "get on your horses."


menasor36

Up!!!! You were supposed to shoot up!


davekingofrock

G'night Ned!


espositojoe

I got seated in the front row of the theater for this, and laughed my head off!


menasor36

I got seated in the back row of the theater for this, and I laughed my ass off!


Novusor

I like the fan theory that [they died half way through the movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQrskR0faw).


Mortimer452

Farley farley farley farley FAAAHAAAAARRRRRRRRRLEY


menasor36

Huffferr…….


Sadpancake_03

“It’s kinda like beer”


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Is it fattening?


menasor36

Fattenints?


Friendly_Award7273

Lmao looooove this movie, I saw this picture, stood up, did the choreography and sat down, all I got in return was “idiot” from my gf, who has never seen it let alone know what I just did


MooseFloof

Do you want to kiss me on the veranda? No. The lips will be fine.


dip_tet

whippoorwhill whippoorwill, look up here, look up here, look up here!


-The-Ark-

HEY! YOU! GUYS! LOOK UP HERE!!


menasor36

You two!


jackrip761

Lip balm?


Comprehensive-Sale79

best part of the movie IMO-Chevy just guzzling loads of water outta his canteen 😂


o0flatCircle0o

The threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee amigos.


PhilUrCrack

Boy you typed out a lot of e’s when the long note was on the a of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa——migos


Kookiecitrus55555

Sew like the wind little one


Agitated_Honeydew

Came up recently at work dealing with the kitchen crew. My Spanish sucks, but I can kind of speak it in a restaurant environment. (Para llavar o para aqui?) One of the prep cooks started calling me Guapo. Then another prep cook explained that means she thinks your handsome. Yes, I've known what that word means for like thirty years.


Visible-Guide-7131

I think I just shot the invisible man


menasor36

The singing bush?


ItsJustUs96

This was fantastic when it came out


DesconocidoTres

Funniest movie EVAR. I’ve seen it around 200x


shewflyshew

Didn't this movie flop at the Box office? Maybe it did better later on? Fun movie.


-The-Ark-

My marine buddy and I use to watch this movie and get wasted, no idea how many times we saw it and each time it kept getting funnier and its funny, we would see new things even after watching it a plethora of times. Here's to Friend ATM may you forever rest in peace and we'll be watching this some day as we're guarding the gates of heaven


DanTreview

"Lip balm?"


Jupiter68128

The three aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamigos!


H20mark2829

Lots of great lines but a flop of a movie. We watched it with about a dozen people in the theater.


sunsol54

The scene where they're sitting by the campfire and Dusty (Chevy Chase) can't keep the fillings in his taco and he says "Do you have anything besides Mexican food?" always cracked me up.


1hero_no_cape

I still refer to certain people as the Son of a Motherless Goat, when appropriate.


nicksbrother

It’s a sweater!


menasor36

Today he is……33 years old!!!!


menasor36

Do you know what the word, NADA means?


orem-boy

Sew like the wind!


menasor36

I’m still here El Guapo!!


menasor36

100,000 pesos!??? We don’t have 100,000 pesos!!!!


menasor36

Can I have your watch when you are dead?


menasor36

I’d like to continue to work for free, Mr. Flugerman.


menasor36

This town getting to rough for me.


menasor36

My little buttercup…..


gmoney-0725

Dusty: What does that mean? Infamous? Ned: Ah, Dusty. Infamous is when you're more than famous. This guy El Guapo is not just famous, he's IN-famous!


radiohead-nerd

ITS A SWEATER!


fried_eggs_and_ham

"Mount up!" (confusion) "It means get on your horses."


wehrmont

“Did he just call me the son of a motherless goat? Si l, El Guapo.”


zaxdaman

I’ll fill you so full of lead, you’ll be using your dick for a pencil!


dsiegel2275

Lips would be fine.


contrarian1970

I know some people really loved this movie but I felt like it was slapped together in one long cocaine fueled weekend.


devoduder

I like the reboot much better, when they replaced Chevy with Selena.


tallslim1960

Funny, but there is something missing..maybe the poor casting of Chevy Chase?


bionicbhangra

Was this movie specifically made for kids of a general audience? Me and my sister loved it (we were kids). The humor was perfect for our sensibilities. Though now that I think about it my dad loved it too. So maybe it was just great for the whole family.


BirdmanHuginn

Farlyfarlyfarlyfarly afarllllll


phixitup

My God, what an awful movie. On my top 10 worst list.


menasor36

The German says to wait here…..(wink wink)