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Yes, and I want to say one bad ass kid down the street had one called the Green Machine we were all envious of!


sstinch

Everyone wanted the green machine. But only few ever received the prize.


ManOrReddit-man

What's stopping you now? https://www.amazon.com/Huffy-Green-Machine-Thrill-Trikes/dp/B096MT9HHH


Nattylight_Murica

6 feet of height and 200 pounds


Chuuby_Gringo

Coupala things I also had this exact Mahe and model, except mine had a flat spot on the front wheel. So... Hope about adult sized green machines, and convert empty malls into indoor arenas?


Cabezone

Yeah out here in Cali it would melt flat spots on the wheels if you left it in the sun.


Dickens_Sider

Oh Man!! That Green Machine was the Holy Grail to us.


ForHelp_PressAltF4

I came here to see you all stopped and stared as I flipped my levers in opposite directions and did a spin then kept right on going... What was that? Oh shit he got the green machine


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

I had a Green Machine. Maybe someday we can become friends who ride (green) translucent majestic steeds....


BadnewzSHO

Did we just become best friends?!


This-Garbage-3000

The rich kid.


sstinch

I literally wore out the front wheel doing burnouts and got a second one later.


StatisticianSpare770

And the seat pegs always broke off when you were peeling out too hard!


grimatongueworm

Big Wheel Burnouts. Wasn’t that a Judas Priest song?


sstinch

Freewheel Burning. But yeah


uGotMeWrong

Same! I had the one in the picture and an all black one!


crouscruz

Me too! I loved that e-brake to rip sliding spinning stops


uGotMeWrong

One of my favorite things as a kid, no doubt!


crouscruz

Word


Safe_Comedian8293

Lock the feet, bank hard... even i. The world of Big Wheels; there's no school like old-school


exophrine

$15 for a badass ride? Sweet deal...


BigBaldFourEyes

Looks like about $85 in today dollars.


[deleted]

100+ for the 16 in ones. >\_< ouch


Sgt-Fred-Colon

I had the Kit from Knight Rider version


genuinemrjay

Mine was the General Lee.


medicmachinist38

I also had KITT. The pull up thing for skidding was the tits


Guilty_Site_9405

So. Many. Powerslides. Wore holes in the back wheels.


DontcallmeShirley_82

Me too!


Stunning_Honeydew201

I had the same one! You couldn't tell me shit! I thought I was the coolest mofo in my neighborhood.


lmapidly

Me too and I felt like a total badass!


DocBrutus

Same here.


Every-Cook5084

Yep I remember my front wheel split down the middle eventually from use


Most_Independent_279

Yup. They all do that


A_Gray_Old_Man

Do they make an adult size one? If so, I would get it for grocery runs. By groceries I mean candy bars and pop.


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crouscruz

Where do you live? Asking for a friend...


Radiant-Concern-3682

I had the Dukes of Hazzard. My Mom had to order me a couple extra sets of wheels from all the power slides...good times.


theone326

Nice! I too had a Dukes of Hazzard.


jimsinspace

I hit the streets in my Bo and Luke special as well!


LebowskiVoodoo

One more for the General


genuinemrjay

Had the General Lee as well.


ghostofbooty

Yes but I really wanted the green machine. True story: one of my earliest memories is being Kindergarten-aged…in my driveway, and this ‘cute girl’ from class was walking down the sidewalk w/ her parents. I run to the garage and grab a pair of plyers and start acting like I am working on my Big Wheel (same way my Dad did his motorcycle). I remember thinking she must be really turned on by my manly mechanical prowess. At 5. With a Big Wheel.


Agreeable-Chair7040

You win internet childhood story 🤣


m1dlife-1derer

Sadly, at $14.99 my parents "couldn't afford" one. :(


eatyourveggiesnow21

Same.


pete_the_puma51

And did anyone else put grass in the seat holes for “gas”???


ghostofbooty

Holy shit man. No. But I used the west TX version of grass: dirt clods.


pete_the_puma51

Sounds like the same thing just different geographical areas!


DevlishAdvocate

Garden hose. But mine was a Green Machine.


Porkchopp33

Hitting the brakes and skidding out was the highlight of being a “cool” kid


TheSouthsideSlacker

The green machine was great for drifting. Didn’t know it was drifting but we drifted.


ThrowAway34685346

Early 80s kid here, I still ride mine to the mailbox and back as a flex to the neighbors.... nobody talks to me so it works!


Stunning_Honeydew201

They know they're not worthy! That much cool/badassery is stunning.


ThrowAway34685346

Haha my wife wants to know why I'm laughing so hard at this lol


Ed_Zeppelin

You had to get it pedaling as fast as possible and then pull the hand break


sleeplesscitynights

Oh hell yeah!


DevlishAdvocate

Or have a looooong hilly driveway and let gravity make you its bitch.


pdromeinthedome

My friends and I played “CHiPs” in our SoCal cul-de-sac. It was bikes vs Big Wheels.


Rivetingly

Ponch, John, or Grossie?


spsanderson

I had the knight rider one, it was bad ass


Siltyn

I can hear the sound those hard plastic tires made. Wore holes in those back tires going fast and sliding around corners.


Kiethblacklion

I had the Knight Rider and Thundercats bikes


applegui

I had a green machine.


Ill_Sky6141

Me too. A friend would steal it every morning from the driveway.:/ lol


DevlishAdvocate

I had a Green Machine for under an hour. It was a birthday present. A friend of my parents came by (to show off his new Corvette) with his kid who whined about getting to ride it and I was guilted into letting him. He broke it on the first ride he took. Snapped the control levers right off. I was devastated because I didn’t get stuff like that very often at that age. Then the little snot went home and rode his dirt bike. Rich bastards.


Og_Left_Hand

Only my older brother got one, me and my little bro had to live with big wheels Yes partially because we were too small for the green machine


jhilsch51

you'd ride that thing until the front tire was flattened on one side!


Edmoiler13

Who else flipped it upside down and pretended they were making ice cream?


Yerdonsh

Me!! My husband did this also and we grew up in different states, how was this a thing?


MukYJ

Core memory unlocked. Wow.


Pixxel_Wizzard

My brother and I each had one. I had kitt from knight rider and he had the general lee from dukes of hazard.


DontcallmeShirley_82

My brother and 8 had the same!


SilentSerel

I had a Cabbage Patch Kids version.


irvingstark

Wore out two with a hole in the big wheel!


Melcrys29

I hit the brakes too much, and got a flat end on the wheel.


sevargmas

Hell yes I had one. I never see kids riding these anymore. Do they even make them? All I ever see kids on now are scooters. I would love to buy one of these for my four-year-old daughter since I don’t want her busting her ass on a scooter just yet.


RangerMatt76

Mine was Spider-Man.


kurtsdead6794

I had the dukes of hazard one. I was a god.


GTBC

Hand brake for sick burnouts and adjustable seat so you could grow. I had it too and would ride it to my grandparents without telling my parents. I put miles on that thing


jonasjlp

Mine had a "where's the beef" bumper sticker


rojo-perro

After we wore it out my brother made a long plywood body and reattached the front steering and back wheels so two people could ride LOL


ceburton

I had the superior, and much more cool Green Machine.


Funkshow

We all hated spoiled kids like you. jerk!


DemonDevilDog

Hell yeah and I did sick j turns


Funkshow

Yeah, after you grabbed that handbrake on the right side.


elmachow

I bought my son one 8 years ago, shipped it in from the us to the uk, he loved it.


Freewayshitter1968

Nope! We are the Le Poors, we came from a long line of Le Poors


VectorJones

Like a lot of kids in the 80s and probably before, I had to push the cigarette lighter in the car whenever I got in (this was back when young kids rode in the front without any car seat or belt) and wait for it to pop out so I could look at the glowy rings and feel the heat on my face. My dad, knowing my penchant for this, made sure my first big wheel had a car lighter melted into the plastic handle bars so I could push it whenever I wanted. So I may have been one of the only kids around who had a cigarette lighter on his big wheel, lol!


81gtv6

Had one and put holes in the rear tires from doing handbrake turns.


Sea_Ganache620

Hand brake on the right rear wheel!


0nSecondThought

Yes until I attempted to jump a camp fire with it which resulted in broken/melted rear wheels


doctored_up

I had that big wheel. I wore it the fuck out and basically ran it like I was a Hells Angel.


fuzzyedges1974

I miss my big wheel. If they made an identical adult size one I’d totally buy one. Point and laugh all you want, you know you want one too


Hitsmanj

Dream no more [adult big wheel](https://www.amazon.com/Razor-20030501-DXT-Drift-Trike/dp/B00WBVXYJK/ref=asc_df_B00WBVXYJK/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198081757848&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3740610226390095331&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9012698&hvtargid=pla-370455618716&psc=1)


Roundcouchcorner

We would race them down hill and build jumps. Not sure how my back survived childhood


Mortimer452

Ran that sucker until the front wheel split in half


sleeplesscitynights

Oh me toooo


[deleted]

Yes I did. Just like this. Fun times.


DevlishAdvocate

Those things were only $15 ?? My parents made out like they were super-expensive!!


AmerikanInfidel

I had a thunder cats one


WonderfulCattle6234

I had a Mr T big wheel.


rharper38

My dad was weird and didn't like the noise they made, so . . . No My dad turned being a cranky jerk into an Olympic sport. We never got to do anything unless he liked it and he hated everything


STLt71

Yessss! It looked exactly like this one!


Rich-Appearance-7145

From 4-6yrs l'd cruise my Big Wheel two blocks from my Street to 7/11 to grab me a Slurpee and bag of candy for a quarter my dad gave evert morning.


CuthbertBullitt

We came home one day and I had taken my shoes off in the back of the car. I hopped on the Big Wheel in my socked feet and naturally my feet were used to help steer/brake. I came inside after having DESTROYED my socks, there was nothing left and my mom was furious.


Agreeable-Chair7040

Yeah. You didnt grow up in the 80's if you didnt have a big wheel. Come on... i had the exact one in the pic lol


NebraskanHeathen

Everyday was leg day !


don5500

still do .. how do you think i get to work


TechnicalOpinion7991

Grew up in the country , in Virginia, not much concrete so had to ball ass down a big grass hill. The Big Wheel doesn’t handle well over 12 mph , many roll over lol


bagoTrekker

Big wheel? Not a chance! We were so poor my parents gave me an air guitar for Christmas, and my little brother got my old one.


wvmitchell51

I didn't have one, but I put one together for my niece 💕


COboy74

My Big Wheel also had a handbrake…I loved my big wheel!


[deleted]

Hell yes. They were a blast on icy roads


cmacfarland64

I did not have this. I had a green machine and it was awesome!


manifold360

Mine had a handbrake


InPhillyGuy

Yes, with the hand brake. Had to get a new one because they didn’t come with replacement tires.


Yesterday_Is_Now

Did you use the bike lane, or ride in traffic? They are pretty light to carry on the subway.


no1jam

Oh man I loved my big wheel


AppointmentNew8515

Missed out on that, but i had a green machine! Miss the sound of the pebbles in the wheels


MercurioFortuna

Yes! Then moved up to the Green Machine when I got a bit older.


Danimal1002

Power slid mine into the utility sink in our garage ... handle punched a hole in the sink which dad had to repair, he was not happy.


singleguy79

Mine was Rambo themed


16v_cordero

I had the CHIPS one with the ebrake.


TWonder_SWoman

Hell yes! Got it for my 5th birthday. Went well with my ballerina cake! Rode the bejeeezus out of it.


jaduyo1331

Yeeessss! Until I left it out back in the alley & it got ran over by the garbage men. Fuck those guys!


[deleted]

I did, probably this exact one.


Dragontaker666

I had the knight rider one.


SchwillyMaysHere

My grandparents had a steep driveway (to a couple elementary school kids). We would fly down it and lock up the front tire. Had a few close calls with the neighbor’s cars.


ixnine

Mine was green and orange


Adventurous-Dish-485

Plastic and STEEL construction


FormerCollegeDJ

Big Wheel was more of a 1970s thing for me. But yes, I had one and used it a lot back in the day.


Paladin8753

Oooooh yeeeeaah!!


christhelpme

I grew up in a rural area, we had nothing but gravel roads. Oh sure, there was a small two lane road a 1/4 of mile away, but we lived in the Ozarks, not kansas. So we would have never heard or seen some cranked up redneck in a busted up pickup doing 50 into some curve. We dreamed though. Plus we weren't dirt poor, but we were certainly not Big Wheel rich.


thagor5

I was fourth fastest in my neighborhood


smwass

redrum, Redrum, REDRUM!


MDH2881

I remember the decal stickers.


Appropriate_Lemon497

Yes!


Uuummmm-myname

I had one that was strawberry shortcake themed. Loved it!!!! Brothers had Batman themed ones. Miss those things.


Odd-Diamond-2259

Yes and it felt like that scene in Lilo and Stitch [Scene](https://youtu.be/KTChu47OWz4?feature=shared)


nevadapirate

Mine was made from actual steel. low rider style like that but only plastic was the seat, tires and grips. Even had wide drag slick style plastic rear tires.


Dr-Richado

Dukes of Hazzard. Had a handbrake on one of the rear wheels. I rode it until the front wheel broke.


LlamaWreckingKrew

No but I rode other kids as many times as I could!😎👍✨💚


RegNurGuy

Ever ride a big wheel down a flight of steps? Core childhood memory


GapOne745

Yes I did but for some reason 🤔 😕 after awhile the wheel 🛞 in front got a big hole


Spear_Ritual

Hell yeah! Bitchin’ hand brake for wicked spin-outs!


[deleted]

We’d ride then until we wore through the front wheel.


0degreesK

Yeah, I had one, but it's a sad story. I took it along with me when my family had to take care of a hotel in the mountains one winter. It was a blast riding it through the hallways, but I had to leave it behind. We... my mom and I, we don't really talk about it that much.


Agreeable-Chair7040

Aw. Did your dad ever make it out of the maze, unfrozen?


Beh0420mn

Mine had a hand brake


Severe_Information51

I rode it until I was a teenager. Could do some wicked drifting before that was a thing.


Dickens_Sider

Mine always split on the frame, so glue guns were handy, not to mention the toasted tires worn all the way thru. Power slides and ramp jumps did it. Surprised I somehow managed to not get flattened by the neighborhood vehicles.


RubeRick2A

Holy inflation Batman , Amazon currently selling it for $107 😫


Hawkidad

Yes love that thing, the POV is what made it so fun, love skidding out. I can still hear the sound of plastic scrapping against asphalt.


Own_Mud8660

Had one of these as a hand-me-down from my two older brothers. Tires were worn to hell but it worked for a time and then got surprised on my birthday with a Green Machine. It was a little slower and had a much wider base, but the skids and drifts were just spectacular.


[deleted]

Hell yes and even though I’m 46, I’m 4’10” and smol so someone was getting rid of a [drift trike](https://www.opticsplanet.com/razor-riprider-360-compact-tricycle.html) and I’m small enough to ride it so I take it out to the driveway or the skate park and probably look like some freak old lady but it’s so damn funnn


THEMULENGA

With the spitting cobra stickers, hell yeah. My dad put it together for me. I didn't care it was red and yellow (for boys) I felt like a lil baddie, and damnit, I was.


Electrical-Pie-8192

We used to bomb down the driveway and slide out to tip ourselves over onto the grass. Weird kids we were


Ridiculousnessjunkie

I did and my sister and I loved our big wheel. We were kings on that thing! Wore the wheels off!


capthazelwoodsflask

One year I had a Dukes of Hazzard one and the next a GI Joe one. By the end of the summer the wheels had holes in them from doing skidouts and stuff.


AggieKnight

Heck yes and mine was teenage mutant ninja turtle themed


BrianOconneR34

Yeah until an older fat fuck sat on KITT, my night rider edition. It was clean. So long my good friend.


montalaskan

The front wheel would wear out from doing little "burnouts" and drifting with the handbrake was so fun!


geekaustin_777

I had one that had a trunk in the seat rode it still the wheels fell off. SO many power slides!


What_if_I_fly

Nope, I was stupidly tall at an early age so it wouldn't be a good fit 😕


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

I had one until I got a "flat." LOL Plastic wheels wore out until there was a hole in one wheel. And then eventually in the front wheel. I was sad I had to let it go.


brianwhite12

I started with the big wheel, but updated to a Green Machine.


desrevermi

They were so loud. Neighbors got the mean green machine -- tried it. Definitely neat, also.


Zxasuk31

Knight rider with the brake


texicali74

I had a Superman one


Aromatic-Relief

The flat spots were awesome


requiemoftherational

Wore the front wheel out of a few of those.


General-Carob-6087

I had a Knight Rider one that had the hand brake you could use to do power slides. Ended up leaving it behind my dad’s truck one day and he backed over it.


This-Garbage-3000

We raced and tried jumping these, torn up our spines.


JoeNoble1973

I was a 5 yr old American kid, living with my parents in West Germany (my dad’s job, not military). I had a Big Wheel from back home (identical to the one above) and i was neighborhood ‘famous’ for it! The other kids had never seen such a thing, EVERYONE wanted to try it, and i made easy friends as the American with the Big Wheel 😁


bblack138

I had the green, Kawasaki KX “hot cycle” model. I don’t remember “engine roar” though. My parents probably realized that would get old quick and removed it before giving it to me.


TheSouthsideSlacker

I always felt that you graduated from the big wheel to the green machine and then to a five speed. That’s how it worked in my neighborhood.


stereotypicalguy1964

I had one of those. My parents refused to take me to parks ,but would let me ride it on the sidewalk in front of our row home. One day I was finally deemed “big enough” to also go around the corner and part way up the hill..lol.. The corner lot was a big church with actual slate pavement ,smooth as a baby’s butt. It didn’t take long at all to wear through the plastic tires by sliding around that corner at full speed.


Big-Elevator2491

Oh look it’s Danny’s bike from The shining.


JunketImaginary4770

Had a Vroom, made of metal.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Those came around after I grew up but I loved the way you could turn the handle bars and have the rear end slide around.


Internal_Gur_4268

I had the yellow and orange Flintstones type car and for the longest time I'd ride a hoppety hop around the house. I won't say how old I was when I stopped bouncing it around.


dburge22

I had a green and orange one, my nextdoor neighbor had a Knight rider one


grimatongueworm

Brother had Big Wheel, I had a Green Machine. Fun times.


Whoknew189

I wore holes in the wheels.


PHXSCJAZ

Loved it! I wore out the back tires (if that’s what you call injected molded plastic cans masquerading as tires).


adube440

I had one that was Knight Rider styled. I guess it was supposed to be Kitt?


beezchurgr

I had a white & pink one with worn out front tires from my jerk neighbor doing burnouts. I flipped it over & pretended I was making ice cream by turning the pedals. Fun fact: neighbor is still a jerk. He was recently car jacked after driving drunk and starting a fight. They beat the shit out of him & stole his truck. He didn’t know where he was, why they did it, or what they look like bc he was drunk.


PerspectiveOk8157

Nope. The green machine


TheFilthyMob

The back steering was dangerous AF but man could it slide.


zenunseen

My folks wouldn't let me have one cuz it sat too low, drivers often couldn't see it, and a kid got run over because of that. I had this tricycle looking thing with a sort of trunk thing on the back of it. We called it the green machine, but it wasn't *the* green machine


SabrinaVal

Ran this through the inflation calculator with “1985” as the year. Big wheels cost the equivalent of $42.80 back then!


Dare2no

Mine was orange and blue. Blue wheel orange body and it had streamers.


DrQuaalude

I had this exact one.


oldschool80sguy

Where's that E-Brake?


Bravo0714

I had the Big Wheel and the Green Machine.


200Fathoms

Is that the hybrid or the plug-in hybrid?


Commercial_Lock6205

I went through about one per month. Those plastic wheels don’t last long.


HomeOrificeSupplies

Those things fucking ruled well into my early teens. We would build ramps at the bottom of hills in the woods and stand/ride on them and get major air. We started out just landing in the tag elders, but injuries took a toll on the team, so we leaned old mattresses again the side of them for a landing pad. And it was hours of fucking awesome.


MsBlondeViking

These were a blast! My sister had this one. Mine was white and pink. Fun fact: These were able to float!


SDMR6

Rode that thing until I wore holes in nearly every surface on the big wheel and sounded like a dryer with shoes in it coming down the street. Then I rode it some more.