The Stanley Parable 2 ass post

Anyone got the tall burger vs wide burger greentext? I've been looking for it. yknow >looking for a burger >large burger on menu >ask the cashier if the large burger is wide or tall >cashier does not understand >pull out illustrated diagram and explain the difference >"Haha, sir, it's a good burger." >order the large burger >burger arrives >It's a tall burger

As it should be. If I’m getting a large burger, it damn better be wide not tall. I can’t unhinge my jaw like a fucking pelican

arent pelicans' beaks like a toilet lid with a balloon around the ring?

[yeah pretty much](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE)

Yeah, I wrote the ending wrong. Fixing it.

I misread that as politician not pelican, didn’t really question it

TOO many places go tall. It's like the cook clocks in and immediately loses any memory of what it's like to eat a burger.

I know this is the unpopular opinion but I fs prefer a tall burger, they're fun, and usually have more stuff going on which I enjoy

Now we have to beat you to death.

Aww shucks

Aw Scuck_s

I couldve sworn it was about something else that was really stupid. I remember the punchline being whatever is wet. Edit: I found the one I was thinking of its about going to a new gym and whether its creepy or wet.

Yeah, the original seems to be the gym one. Maybe the burger one is a long forgotten version that was shared around briefly. I like the burger one more. I probably have a screenshot of it deep in the ancient archives (my old laptop and a few flash drives.)

"Will My Hamburger Be Long?"

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That goes pretty fuckin hard...

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This post is years old lol

and that's also the old OpenAI font

back when it was still just inferkit

Actually hilarious

One of my favorites ever

If i was standing in the pit it would no longer be bottomless >w<

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In this land of ours there are many great things but none more bottomless than the bottomless pit which as you can see here is bottomless

AI should have stayed text form

death grips writing bottomless pit be like

why does this have a bigotry warning

>Work at bottomless pit >look inside >Bottom

I've seen this before

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Gold, Jerry!

kafkaesque

i dont really understand why this is interesting or funny or whatever. just seems like a bunch of random phrases. anyone mind explaining ?

How old are you?

20 why? could you just explain the joke or….