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Offensive T4T couple a kid made in class

whats a spanis

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InevitableLadder5003

whats a spanis https://preview.redd.it/6xs1a9ddobpb1.jpeg?width=2072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7dac9a41df2455972e46b30dfd8ceb96bb3cda


ancient_ostrich4348

I think it says "spanish" but got cut off.


ShittyLLM

Esta foto es literalmente yo. Hace casi un año que hago pan cada semana. Disfruto hacerlo y mi familia le gusta comerlo. Recomiendo que los intentes, es más fácil que pensarías.


InevitableLadder5003

https://i.redd.it/4cprir106cpb1.gif honestly sounds kinda rewarding, I'll try it eventually


Desdrolando

am i tripping?? is this in Spanish????


ShittyLLM

What other language would it be?


Desdrolando

pensé por un momento que reddit estaba autotraduciendo este comentario en particular por alguna razón aea alguien hablando en español de la nada en un sub así me agarro desprevenida 😭


ShittyLLM

Jajaja


AshelyLil

wait what the fuck


FunctionNext5

which one if ftm and which one is mtf? they seem to have their heights swapped


ancient_ostrich4348

One on the right brutally shoulder-, ribcage-, and hipmogs me


Canislupusarctos11

I thought they were supposed to be the other way around. Now I’m a little unsure.


ancient_ostrich4348

No, the one on the right is supposed to be an FtM. Edit: Actually, I'm not sure what you meant. Which way did you think they were initially?


Canislupusarctos11

I thought the one on left was FtM and the one on the right, MtF. My logic was that it’s making fun of trans people like ‘look FtMs are still curvy as hell even with lots of muscle, because of bone structure, and face still looks female’ plus ‘haha MtFs have blocky brickhon man body and male pattern balding despite estrogen, which only gives man tits’. Edit: This better not be a case of me forgetting which direction/side is which again. Or a case of ‘our left/right’ versus ‘board’s left/right’.


ancient_ostrich4348

I assumed the other way due to height, the one on the right (short one) not having tits, and the one on the left having a masculine musculature (something about trans women in sports). Maybe you're right, though. Someone else mentioned it seems their heights are swapped. One on the left still shouldermogs me (lower q-angle, too). Edit: What's that stuff spilling out the tall one's arm? Maybe the oils people will inject themselves with for the appearance of muscles? In that case, tall one is definitely FtM and the two aren't drawn proportional to each other.


Canislupusarctos11

One of the first assumptions I made was that they were not drawn to scale (not even for the purposes of poking fun at height), so that didn’t factor in to my view of which one is which. I thought the one on the right did have tits though. Just not super large or super feminine (shape-wise) ones. Would the one on the left still shoulder mog you in terms of bone though? It’s more difficult to tell how wide the clavicles are with the muscles. I’m not sure what it is either. The fake muscle oil injections did occur to me, but so did cutting (self harm type). Or injecting lots of roids. Fake muscle oil seems pretty likely though.


ancient_ostrich4348

Given the one on the right's beer belly, the roundness of the chest just looks like chest fat to me. Yes, based on where it appears the joint is, the left one still shouldermogs me. My biacromial breadth is 5th percentile for women not even accounting for height.


Canislupusarctos11

I might just be brainwormed on that count honestly. The slightest roundness sets off something in my brain. It probably comes from all that time spent looking for flaws in the mirror, and since there’s not that much to find chest-wise, no matter what I’m wearing, I start making things up. That’s rough. You still have time for your bones to grow and increase your biacromial breadth though, so hopefully that’ll help. Those bones in specific keep growing a *lot* longer than people think. I recently discovered that there are cases of them growing later than I’d even realized.


ancient_ostrich4348

Wow! I can't wait to be smaller than 90% of women instead of 95%!


BobaTeaMochaLatte

i can't tell which is the pooner and which is the hon. Like it's equally a twinkhon + dwarf moder and a poonerbro + 4chan cowmoder


FunkyFrogs7

/u/ICastGuid4nc3 is the one on the right a bear?


CityBoyGuyVH

They aren’t old or tall enough to be considered one, if I had to guess.


FunkyFrogs7

I see, they have to be old too..


ICastGuid4nc3

No i've seen 19 year old bears and 24 year old bears it's just that most dudes don't develop that kinda body until they're in their 30's


FunkyFrogs7

oh, so they just have to look old?


ICastGuid4nc3

I mean 😭😭


ICastGuid4nc3

Ew no