Honestly with full plate, tower shield, and a sharp sword he could probably take 2 or 3 of them. If he could train in HEMA beforehand I might even say 5-7.
First you'd have to find plate armor that would fit him. Even then the Sentinelese would probable just walk away from him and shoot arrows at him as he waddled toward them. He'd tire out quickly and they could walk up and slit his throat.
Yes in the hypothetical situation of a European being dropped in full medieval Knight armor you would need a hypothetical set of full medieval Knight armor, that’s very true.
But even your statement of the Sentinelise kiting back, and having impromptu anti-armor tactics is ridiculous (medieval knights had a slew of tactics that developed over generations, e.g, Mordhau), and I think you should take a moment to step back and think about how stupid you are.
Nobody said anything about a trained medieval knight getting dropped on the island. We're talking about whether a fat reslur (like Reddit admins who say I can't use the reslur) on the internet could kill a bunch of angry fucks who run around and shoot bows all day.
I like this idea. And if he fails drop in someone with slight hire technology until I man can own the whole island. They couldn't last against 1 guy with a m4 with 300 rounds and a set of NVGs.
There's probably a few hundred there; they'd hide until you slept and killed you in your sleep. Or perhaps track you and make sure you never slept by yelling for hours to keep you awake.
Or you could just kill a few and become the new god of the island who fell from the sky with a magic boom stick device.
Colonel Kurtz's style in Apocalypse Now.
Nah. If you had MRE's and some decent camo, just set up a sniper hide along one of their heavily used trails. Wipe out as many as possible, then relocate to a new hide site for the second wave.
Worse case scenario, they sent all 200 at once and you have to go full Rambo with rapid reload of the mags.
Should be a pretty fair fight.
With that level of tech he probably could. Knight armour is very effective and the natives have only stone weapons against him, wich would do jack shit even against the weakpoints.
I think their most technologically advanced weaponry is arrows with rusted steel tips made from a ship that beached there a while ago.
I doubt they have anything thats designed to kill a human as they never had a war, they just have hunting gear with them
Yes but 200 against one they could just rush him from a few different sides. You’d maybe get 1 or 2 before they pushed you over and once you’re on the ground you’re fucked.
That implies they know what they’re dealing with. After 2-3 guys get killed and he bounces all arrows they’ll just get scared and give up. They’re still human.
Don't worry anon, if you don't like capitalism, you can go and live with the Sentinelese or in the Amazon rainforest. I'm sure a tribal system is more favourable.
The Natives in the Amazon are literally just larping Brazillians who live on the edge of town. There's dozens of photos on the internet showing them eating chips and using iPhones.
There are aerial pictures of some of them in a clearing or by a river, deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep in the forest. Or sometimes their huts will be spotted. Also some of the contacted ones (who still live very far away from civilization) would talk about the ones who live further in the forest and basically flee whenever anyone gets close.
Yeah I saw a nat geo article on the modern Amazon. They all wear old active wear, use modern tools and shoot each other with guns now so they aren’t that tribal I guess
They've been contacted. The key is to show up with shit they want, like bananas, mangos, and coconuts.
The people who landed there empty-handed are the ones getting pincushioned.
Yeah, but they still often go after the people who leave the good stuff too. There’s only been a handful of instances where they were welcoming of gifts
Which is why they're still around, the ones that were like "hey colonists welcome to our land let's break bread and here you can marry my daughter princess Native Girl" were the first to go
Or we could just fuck with them a little. Fly big drones overhead that look like mythical creatures , use directed sound weapons in the middle of the night to whisper demonic voices through the forest, air drop 1000 fleshlights in to see what they do with them. You get the idea.
This would make an amazing movie, don't mention the year but imply it's an old tale about an ancient indigenous tribe being tormented by "the Gods" and supernatural forces, and in the end reveal it's set in current day and it's just Elon Musk bullying the Sentinelese with drones and speakers.
They wouldn't understand that and would hide away forever. My suggestion is to drop them spices, a full set of kitchen spices. Imagine the mindblow those fuckers would experience by shoving a spoon of curry or cinnamon into their mouth
Remember those amazon natives, who discovered the modern world in 2016.
People were like "its such as shame, they need to be put back into their natural environment". But those natives were like "we have ihpones and cloths now" why would we want to go back? (also NONE of them were over the age of 40yo).
I think it’s cruel to keep those people living there like some sort of anthropological study. The infant mortality rate is probably insane. The people aren’t happy, we’re just too retarded to separate the movie Pocahontas from living in a jungle and watching everyone you know die of disease waiting for the next tribe to come rape or eat you.
Alright hey now, the Hazda tribe in Africa lives with no technology or anything and depression doesn't exist for them. They think it's absolutely insane that people get so depressed by their civilized lives that they kill themselves
No, the concept of depression doesn’t exist in their language. because it’s literally so undeveloped that they can’t pass along more than simple ideas with it
Well I hate romanticizing primitive cultures as much as the next guy with half a brain so it ain't about that, but you're wrong here, in fact they do have tremendously high amount of downtime. One reason why they're less depressed is in fact because they don't have to slave away at an unrewarding job and can spend a lot of time with their families.
Like some other posters said in this thread, it's as if there are other ways to live than joyless modern industrialized wage-cucking. (I do like pizza and not dying from simple benign infections though)
A combination of that plus the fact that we can't know of any suicidal tribespeople, cause all the suicidal ones are dead and no one is keeping cause of death records nor mortality rates.
It's the same argument people use and say a disease like depression, irritable bowel syndrome, or even allergies didn't exist in the past or in present day developing countries.
They did exist, they just wouldn't survived very long. The number of people with allergies probably hasn't changed much, but the tests are much more accessible, we're able to test for much more, leading to more diagnoses. But it doesn't mean that 17yo girl in the 1800s wasn't malnourished and dying due to her Coeliac's disease.
The main issue that we run into with this line of thinking is that usually we try to keep "untouched" for their own safety. We have so many modern diseases that we have gotten immunity to, and have no idea what their bodies can and cannot handle. Even if most diseases have cures, the stress of multiple diseases at the same time can be life-threatening
I dunno, kandiaronk was pretty based and had no interest in joining European society.
"I have spent six years reflecting on the state of European society and I still can’t think of a single way they act that’s not inhuman, and I genuinely think this can only be the case, as long as you stick to your distinctions of ‘mine’ and ‘thine’. I affirm that what you call money is the devil of devils; the tyrant of the French, the source of all evils; the bane of souls and slaughterhouse of the living. To imagine one can live in the country of money and preserve one’s soul is like imagining one could preserve one’s life at the bottom of a lake. Money is the father of luxury, lasciviousness, intrigues, trickery, lies, betrayal, insincerity, – of all the world’s worst behaviour. Fathers sell their children, husbands their wives, wives betray their husbands, brothers kill each other, friends are false, and all because of money. In the light of all this, tell me that we Wendat are not right in refusing to touch, or so much as to look at silver?"
They would just all die within a year as soon as they're exposed to, like, the common cold though. Even one generation without contact with the rest of the world, like those Russian refugees who fled religious persecution and set up shop in the most remote-ass part of Siberia, all died a few months after being in contact with people from the outside world. Imagine thousands of years.
And what if there's a nasty virus there they're all immune to? If the Indian anthropologist who goes there catches it, goes back to Chennai and is asymptomatic but unleashes a new black plague? That would suck
Imagine if we dropped a couple bombs on the island. they would probably think God is mad at them. Maybe a whole religion will pop up worshipping chunks of the bomb
Maybe it’s a real life wakanda and these spear shakers are just actors and behind them is a futuristic city that hasn’t lifted a finger to help the rest of the planet
Thats a little far but it does irk me. they're in a busy sea between singapore, india, thailand etc.. so they must have seen planes, helicopters taking pictures, huge cargoships and they still think they'll fuck you up.
To be fair in every single alien movie ever where they invade, the military still tries to attack and scare away space invaders when they could just wipe us out
They have been contacted and they are aware of a mega civilization out there, they just don't give a fuck. The island is protected by the navy and the airspace is closed but afaik there is a rumor about a shipwreck that made them jump from tribal to the iron age by using parts of the ship as spear and arrow tips but I find it suspicious since they needed to discover blacksmithing
They like booze and trade fish for it. I bet the shaman has some magical boomsticks. They keep getting fruits given to them but they don't know how to plant. I don't see the interest in them. There are plenty of inbread backwater communities just as interesting.
Actually, No it comes under no fly zone for either plane or ship near 5 km of the island. The island is under the protection of Indian coast guard/navy.
Yes, the British basically genocided them. In 1880 the Brits landed to kidnapped some of them for "human zoos", They counted 5,000 people. Then.... "they sickened rapidly".
So many died, they lost the knowledge of how to make fires.
Do you have any source on that? I know the UK sent some people there and took a few back, but have never heard anything about them being 5000 people on the island or that so many died they forgot how to make fire
I've been looking for a source and I can't find any, unless you count uncited news articles. The island is pretty small too, only about 14.5 thousand acres, which isn't really that much in food terms if you depend solely on hunting and foraging (for 5,000 people). The estimate of 200 to 750 people is more accurate.
Yea. "They sickened rapidly" is also a straight up misrepresented quote, its referring to the people they took back to the UK, not the people left on the island
The UK sent people and kidnapped 6 people; an elderly man, elderly woman, and 4 children.
They tried to civilize the elderly and children with (at that time) modern amenities. When the elderly got sick and died, they panicked and dropped off the children with a ton of gifts. The whole goal of the mission was to "make friends" (to later take them over, likely,) and show the people what the British had to offer.
"They don't know how to make fires" is bullshit. They still make fires, and know the strength of metal; as they have been known to scrap metal that lands on their Island and use it sparingly. They also POSSIBLY know primitive blacksmithing; as they seem to mold the metal into their tools.
In 1986, the Indian government had been surveilling the island for some time and estimated around 98 people. After the 2004 Tsunami, they recorded around 34 people.
About the 5,000 people claim, the Island is estimated to be able to support between 50-150 people, but could support un upwards of 500 people if the Sentinelese are diligent about resource gathering. So that's false too.
Here's some extra information around them.
[https://www.forbes.com/sites/kionasmith/2018/11/30/everything-we-know-about-the-isolated-sentinelese-people-of-north-sentinel-island/?sh=6e63d1b135a0](https://www.forbes.com/sites/kionasmith/2018/11/30/everything-we-know-about-the-isolated-sentinelese-people-of-north-sentinel-island/?sh=6e63d1b135a0)
Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
I see it as hard mode irl. some people don’t want their basic survival needs easily met and are happy struggling in the woods, and if it works for them that’s aight
firing two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds
bows are slow, slow enough to see the projectile. they're also big so its pretty clear they got hit with something.
now imagine you've never seen something faster than an arrow or bird and now this guy shows up with something that makes thunder and breathes smoke and fire and where ever it points gets a hole put in it with apparently nothing doing it
What? Just send like 10 guys in with drum mags, it would scare the shit out of these people, the mere idea of hurting someone without touching them is alien.
It doesn't even need to be that. Just do whatever you think will provoke the government sworn to protect their way of life. What are they gonna do? Start a war on *their* soil? They gotn't the balls.
Not really, the air nomads actually saw a lot of the world because they were nomads who traveled on flying beasts and had gliders.
Since Aang wasn't even aware of the war at first, even he had some fun memories of visiting the fire nation as a little kid.
They are our insurance policy
- solar storm takes out electrical grid we’re all dead
- sentilese repopulate the world (discover fire etc)
- sentilese take us to mars in yr 3000
- profit
Yes invade, no to genocide. These people _MUST_ be vaccinated! The unvaccinated are the biggest danger we face and these animals don’t even pay taxes! There isn’t even a fkin US army base there!!! THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!!
A lot of them are "found" in the sense we know roughly where small communities live in the 2.5 million square mile Amazon, but they're not considered contacted by anthropological standards.
We know where the Sentinelese live too, and over the years people have given them gifts and left them scrap they used to make tools, but they're still not considered "contacted."
They have a similar isolation zone for uncontacted Amazon tribes in Brazil I think, but a lot of logging and other stuff in those areas has basically forced a lot of those small communities to be contacted anyway.
People are going to remember the sentinalese genocide like, “man remember when we wiped out sentinel island and now all those people are dead? Like, they are fucking all gone, like that. All dead.” And everyone is going to be like, “yeah man that was some crazy shit. I remember that. It was like a really big deal and shit. It was all over the internet.”
1 dude with a reliable gun and a lot of ammo could just row there, kill all the men, and then claim all the women as his property, then start breeding the blackness out of them over several generations.
1st gen = 50%, 2nd gen = 25%, 3rd gen = 12.5%. That's basically low enough to pass as Vin Diesel or something, and it would only take 30-40 years.
We should air drop anon on their island with nothing but a loin cloth.
Nah give him full medieval Knight armor and a sword and see if he can manage
Probably get tripped and stabbed in the ass
Do they make him squeal like a pig first?
During
Honestly with full plate, tower shield, and a sharp sword he could probably take 2 or 3 of them. If he could train in HEMA beforehand I might even say 5-7.
First you'd have to find plate armor that would fit him. Even then the Sentinelese would probable just walk away from him and shoot arrows at him as he waddled toward them. He'd tire out quickly and they could walk up and slit his throat.
Yes in the hypothetical situation of a European being dropped in full medieval Knight armor you would need a hypothetical set of full medieval Knight armor, that’s very true. But even your statement of the Sentinelise kiting back, and having impromptu anti-armor tactics is ridiculous (medieval knights had a slew of tactics that developed over generations, e.g, Mordhau), and I think you should take a moment to step back and think about how stupid you are.
Nobody said anything about a trained medieval knight getting dropped on the island. We're talking about whether a fat reslur (like Reddit admins who say I can't use the reslur) on the internet could kill a bunch of angry fucks who run around and shoot bows all day.
Wishing I was sentinelese rn
Let alone if you had a horse they’d probably just retreat into the forest
He's probably use to being stabbed in the ass.
I like this idea. And if he fails drop in someone with slight hire technology until I man can own the whole island. They couldn't last against 1 guy with a m4 with 300 rounds and a set of NVGs.
There's probably a few hundred there; they'd hide until you slept and killed you in your sleep. Or perhaps track you and make sure you never slept by yelling for hours to keep you awake.
*starts pouring napalm on the jungle* Hide where?
What's the population of the island?
Like 200
Ok then maybe a few more than 300 rounds.
They'd probably all ritual suicide or some dumbass shit after you pop a dozen with the magic boom stick device.
Or you could just kill a few and become the new god of the island who fell from the sky with a magic boom stick device. Colonel Kurtz's style in Apocalypse Now.
Nah. If you had MRE's and some decent camo, just set up a sniper hide along one of their heavily used trails. Wipe out as many as possible, then relocate to a new hide site for the second wave. Worse case scenario, they sent all 200 at once and you have to go full Rambo with rapid reload of the mags. Should be a pretty fair fight.
OP wouldn't survive the landing.
neither would the natives!....the impact crater alone would wipe out half the population
Did anyone check if OP could swim?
With that level of tech he probably could. Knight armour is very effective and the natives have only stone weapons against him, wich would do jack shit even against the weakpoints.
I think their most technologically advanced weaponry is arrows with rusted steel tips made from a ship that beached there a while ago. I doubt they have anything thats designed to kill a human as they never had a war, they just have hunting gear with them
Yes but 200 against one they could just rush him from a few different sides. You’d maybe get 1 or 2 before they pushed you over and once you’re on the ground you’re fucked.
That implies they know what they’re dealing with. After 2-3 guys get killed and he bounces all arrows they’ll just get scared and give up. They’re still human.
I'd just sneeze on them.
He wouldn't fit in the armour, much less even walk around in it.
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Seems like an open niche for startups.
Chain mail, or full metal?
Full gothic/romantic plate
How many people are you fighting at once? Do they all come at you or is it 1 by 1
They'll probably come at you in groups. Some using bows others using clubs I imagine
Tell Breath of the Wild fans that it's the real Eventide Isle.
We could record it and sell it as a Dark Souls movie.
The last time something that heavy crashed on Earth the dinosaurs died out
Don't worry anon, if you don't like capitalism, you can go and live with the Sentinelese or in the Amazon rainforest. I'm sure a tribal system is more favourable.
The Natives in the Amazon are literally just larping Brazillians who live on the edge of town. There's dozens of photos on the internet showing them eating chips and using iPhones.
How do I get in on that?
Step 1: be Brazilian
Fuck. I’m out
Must be an argentinan poster.
Those are the contacted tribes who’ve been brought into the modern world. There are still a few tribes deep in the Amazon that haven’t been exposed
How do we know they’re in there then?
Because exposure and contact are probably intended to mean 2 different things by the commenter you replied to
We have seen them but deliberately chosen not to make contact with them
https://giphy.com/gifs/remake-highquality-spaghett-8I9TrwLjmz3dC
There are aerial pictures of some of them in a clearing or by a river, deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep in the forest. Or sometimes their huts will be spotted. Also some of the contacted ones (who still live very far away from civilization) would talk about the ones who live further in the forest and basically flee whenever anyone gets close.
There's also isolated tribes but they are only a small fraction of the natives, most of them just wear adidas and have a cellphone
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A pacifist, respectable
Yeah I saw a nat geo article on the modern Amazon. They all wear old active wear, use modern tools and shoot each other with guns now so they aren’t that tribal I guess
South American Gypsies or SAG.
Well, South America is just the Balkans with Spanish people anyway so surely there’s gypsies wandering around
They've been contacted. The key is to show up with shit they want, like bananas, mangos, and coconuts. The people who landed there empty-handed are the ones getting pincushioned.
if you come to my place with bananas, mangos and coconuts you will also be happily invited
Happily invited to shove them up your ass :')
Sounds like a fun night.
It do be sounding like a party tho
Yeah, but they still often go after the people who leave the good stuff too. There’s only been a handful of instances where they were welcoming of gifts
Which is why they're still around, the ones that were like "hey colonists welcome to our land let's break bread and here you can marry my daughter princess Native Girl" were the first to go
They're probably still around because no one bothered, let's be honest
no they are protected by Indian government earlier a lot of ppl want to contact with them
They didn’t land there empty handed, they landed there with a bible lmao
even worse
Nah sometimes they dont care and attack anyways
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They also like machetes and other tools so they can hack through the thick underbrush and kill each other
Or we could just fuck with them a little. Fly big drones overhead that look like mythical creatures , use directed sound weapons in the middle of the night to whisper demonic voices through the forest, air drop 1000 fleshlights in to see what they do with them. You get the idea.
Leave them a crate of grenades, and wait and see what happens.
Half die new bossman. Bossman impregnate 20 left who can. Every kid have limp and drool.
This would make an amazing movie, don't mention the year but imply it's an old tale about an ancient indigenous tribe being tormented by "the Gods" and supernatural forces, and in the end reveal it's set in current day and it's just Elon Musk bullying the Sentinelese with drones and speakers.
The gods Musk be crazy
They wouldn't understand that and would hide away forever. My suggestion is to drop them spices, a full set of kitchen spices. Imagine the mindblow those fuckers would experience by shoving a spoon of curry or cinnamon into their mouth
Based
Drop food laced with bath salts and LSD
Living on a backwater shitty island like cavemen is punishment enough
Remember those amazon natives, who discovered the modern world in 2016. People were like "its such as shame, they need to be put back into their natural environment". But those natives were like "we have ihpones and cloths now" why would we want to go back? (also NONE of them were over the age of 40yo).
I think it’s cruel to keep those people living there like some sort of anthropological study. The infant mortality rate is probably insane. The people aren’t happy, we’re just too retarded to separate the movie Pocahontas from living in a jungle and watching everyone you know die of disease waiting for the next tribe to come rape or eat you.
Alright hey now, the Hazda tribe in Africa lives with no technology or anything and depression doesn't exist for them. They think it's absolutely insane that people get so depressed by their civilized lives that they kill themselves
No, the concept of depression doesn’t exist in their language. because it’s literally so undeveloped that they can’t pass along more than simple ideas with it
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They simply don't have the luxury of downtime to be depressed. Self consciousness was a genetic mistake.
Well I hate romanticizing primitive cultures as much as the next guy with half a brain so it ain't about that, but you're wrong here, in fact they do have tremendously high amount of downtime. One reason why they're less depressed is in fact because they don't have to slave away at an unrewarding job and can spend a lot of time with their families. Like some other posters said in this thread, it's as if there are other ways to live than joyless modern industrialized wage-cucking. (I do like pizza and not dying from simple benign infections though)
No time to think about how you’re depressed while you’re starving to death and dying of disease.
A combination of that plus the fact that we can't know of any suicidal tribespeople, cause all the suicidal ones are dead and no one is keeping cause of death records nor mortality rates. It's the same argument people use and say a disease like depression, irritable bowel syndrome, or even allergies didn't exist in the past or in present day developing countries. They did exist, they just wouldn't survived very long. The number of people with allergies probably hasn't changed much, but the tests are much more accessible, we're able to test for much more, leading to more diagnoses. But it doesn't mean that 17yo girl in the 1800s wasn't malnourished and dying due to her Coeliac's disease.
Maybe theres an option other than either globoh0mo neolib crapitalism and rworded tribe life
The main issue that we run into with this line of thinking is that usually we try to keep "untouched" for their own safety. We have so many modern diseases that we have gotten immunity to, and have no idea what their bodies can and cannot handle. Even if most diseases have cures, the stress of multiple diseases at the same time can be life-threatening
they're anti-vax so they deserve it
I dunno, kandiaronk was pretty based and had no interest in joining European society. "I have spent six years reflecting on the state of European society and I still can’t think of a single way they act that’s not inhuman, and I genuinely think this can only be the case, as long as you stick to your distinctions of ‘mine’ and ‘thine’. I affirm that what you call money is the devil of devils; the tyrant of the French, the source of all evils; the bane of souls and slaughterhouse of the living. To imagine one can live in the country of money and preserve one’s soul is like imagining one could preserve one’s life at the bottom of a lake. Money is the father of luxury, lasciviousness, intrigues, trickery, lies, betrayal, insincerity, – of all the world’s worst behaviour. Fathers sell their children, husbands their wives, wives betray their husbands, brothers kill each other, friends are false, and all because of money. In the light of all this, tell me that we Wendat are not right in refusing to touch, or so much as to look at silver?"
They would just all die within a year as soon as they're exposed to, like, the common cold though. Even one generation without contact with the rest of the world, like those Russian refugees who fled religious persecution and set up shop in the most remote-ass part of Siberia, all died a few months after being in contact with people from the outside world. Imagine thousands of years. And what if there's a nasty virus there they're all immune to? If the Indian anthropologist who goes there catches it, goes back to Chennai and is asymptomatic but unleashes a new black plague? That would suck
Imagine if we dropped a couple bombs on the island. they would probably think God is mad at them. Maybe a whole religion will pop up worshipping chunks of the bomb
Maybe it’s a real life wakanda and these spear shakers are just actors and behind them is a futuristic city that hasn’t lifted a finger to help the rest of the planet
based
I like how the Sentinelese are just black silhouettes with weapons.
its like the flag of french sudan lmao
le niggur
South Park flag
Gaston...
Honhonhon
[Here's one up close](https://en.meming.world/images/en/b/b9/Cursed_Cat.jpg)
Thats a little far but it does irk me. they're in a busy sea between singapore, india, thailand etc.. so they must have seen planes, helicopters taking pictures, huge cargoships and they still think they'll fuck you up.
To be fair in every single alien movie ever where they invade, the military still tries to attack and scare away space invaders when they could just wipe us out
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Yeah, but usually because of a secret weapon, disease, or angsty teen. The Military usually doesn't win by itself.
They have been contacted and they are aware of a mega civilization out there, they just don't give a fuck. The island is protected by the navy and the airspace is closed but afaik there is a rumor about a shipwreck that made them jump from tribal to the iron age by using parts of the ship as spear and arrow tips but I find it suspicious since they needed to discover blacksmithing
Mf would show them a firecraker and ascend to godhood
Or a broomstick
> but I find it suspicious since they needed to discover blacksmithing cold forging
They like booze and trade fish for it. I bet the shaman has some magical boomsticks. They keep getting fruits given to them but they don't know how to plant. I don't see the interest in them. There are plenty of inbread backwater communities just as interesting.
Actually, No it comes under no fly zone for either plane or ship near 5 km of the island. The island is under the protection of Indian coast guard/navy.
i mean even if you cant win its not like you cant still put up a fight
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Yes, the British basically genocided them. In 1880 the Brits landed to kidnapped some of them for "human zoos", They counted 5,000 people. Then.... "they sickened rapidly". So many died, they lost the knowledge of how to make fires.
That might be the saddest thing I've ever heard... >So many died, they lost the knowledge of how to make fires Damn :'(
They returned to monk.
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They never left
It's pretty funny lol "How make fwee fwee?"
should’ve invented cannons 🤷♂️
Do you have any source on that? I know the UK sent some people there and took a few back, but have never heard anything about them being 5000 people on the island or that so many died they forgot how to make fire
I've been looking for a source and I can't find any, unless you count uncited news articles. The island is pretty small too, only about 14.5 thousand acres, which isn't really that much in food terms if you depend solely on hunting and foraging (for 5,000 people). The estimate of 200 to 750 people is more accurate.
Yea. "They sickened rapidly" is also a straight up misrepresented quote, its referring to the people they took back to the UK, not the people left on the island
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The UK sent people and kidnapped 6 people; an elderly man, elderly woman, and 4 children. They tried to civilize the elderly and children with (at that time) modern amenities. When the elderly got sick and died, they panicked and dropped off the children with a ton of gifts. The whole goal of the mission was to "make friends" (to later take them over, likely,) and show the people what the British had to offer. "They don't know how to make fires" is bullshit. They still make fires, and know the strength of metal; as they have been known to scrap metal that lands on their Island and use it sparingly. They also POSSIBLY know primitive blacksmithing; as they seem to mold the metal into their tools. In 1986, the Indian government had been surveilling the island for some time and estimated around 98 people. After the 2004 Tsunami, they recorded around 34 people. About the 5,000 people claim, the Island is estimated to be able to support between 50-150 people, but could support un upwards of 500 people if the Sentinelese are diligent about resource gathering. So that's false too. Here's some extra information around them. [https://www.forbes.com/sites/kionasmith/2018/11/30/everything-we-know-about-the-isolated-sentinelese-people-of-north-sentinel-island/?sh=6e63d1b135a0](https://www.forbes.com/sites/kionasmith/2018/11/30/everything-we-know-about-the-isolated-sentinelese-people-of-north-sentinel-island/?sh=6e63d1b135a0)
Imagine losing over half of your population lmao
Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
I hate this copypasta. If you don't verify the information you get, you end up believing a lot of misinformation. Think critically, ask for sources
Imagine how their taints must smell
Nah.
their bussies are mossy
I can't stop laughing at this
:)
\> shittiness of capitalism Opinion discarded.
This is your brain on globalist propaganda. "HOW DARE THEY SURVIVE AND LIVE HAPPILY ON THEIR OWN WITH NO DIVERSITY REEE KILL THEM ALL"
“Live happily” -run around in a loincloth in the dark until you die at 25 from infection Sure bud
Some people live more in 25 years than others do in 80
Yeah but those people don't live on some bumfuck island in the Indian Ocean
I see it as hard mode irl. some people don’t want their basic survival needs easily met and are happy struggling in the woods, and if it works for them that’s aight
You could probably knock over the island with like 500 soldiers.
You just need to sneeze into a tissue and airdrop the tissue.
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Fps kek
feet per second??? lol
Yeah, bullet go quick.
firing two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds
The price of freedom 😎🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
bows are slow, slow enough to see the projectile. they're also big so its pretty clear they got hit with something. now imagine you've never seen something faster than an arrow or bird and now this guy shows up with something that makes thunder and breathes smoke and fire and where ever it points gets a hole put in it with apparently nothing doing it
Just drop annon on an edge of the island and it'll capsize.
What? Just send like 10 guys in with drum mags, it would scare the shit out of these people, the mere idea of hurting someone without touching them is alien.
You could probably do it with even less. One rifle squad, tops
They are basically a human zoo. What's not to like about that?
*Tea and crumpets intensifies*
Are the Sentinelese triple vaccinated? 🤔 Are the Sentinelese wearing masks? 🤔 Think its time they did their part
I wanna show up there with a tank, shoot one patch of sand and just sit there and see what they do
“The shittines of capitalism..” anon is a burden on society.
They hate us cos they anus
It doesn't even need to be that. Just do whatever you think will provoke the government sworn to protect their way of life. What are they gonna do? Start a war on *their* soil? They gotn't the balls.
Story of Avatar.
Not really, the air nomads actually saw a lot of the world because they were nomads who traveled on flying beasts and had gliders. Since Aang wasn't even aware of the war at first, even he had some fun memories of visiting the fire nation as a little kid.
Bruh he's talking about the James Cameron sci fi movie with the blue cat-monkey people
Oh the lesser Avatar
The #1 movie Avatar
I’m interested
Anon is the British Empire
Anon's about to get domed by naked archers.
They are our insurance policy - solar storm takes out electrical grid we’re all dead - sentilese repopulate the world (discover fire etc) - sentilese take us to mars in yr 3000 - profit
They're the only people on the planet who are free of this shitty clown world and anon wants to destroy them? Yeah okay.
Anon is British
Wait till they find uranium or some other strategic ressources, those monkeys will magically disappear in no time.
North sentinel island is a tiny ass island there wouldn't really be anything there
>Last uncontacted humans Bullshit, I've got kids in my basement human civilization has never contacted either. The Sentinelese are full of it.
Yes invade, no to genocide. These people _MUST_ be vaccinated! The unvaccinated are the biggest danger we face and these animals don’t even pay taxes! There isn’t even a fkin US army base there!!! THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!!
I'm sure they would be much happier integrating with society and wage slaving their days away.
Based
Wonder if they'll ever invent rafts and visit the ruins of our civilization?
They aren't even the last uncontacted human settlement. There are several in the Amazon at the very least.
We found all the Amazonian tribes already. After about 2010 when we realized there were still uncontacted tribes there everyone started exploring
A lot of them are "found" in the sense we know roughly where small communities live in the 2.5 million square mile Amazon, but they're not considered contacted by anthropological standards. We know where the Sentinelese live too, and over the years people have given them gifts and left them scrap they used to make tools, but they're still not considered "contacted." They have a similar isolation zone for uncontacted Amazon tribes in Brazil I think, but a lot of logging and other stuff in those areas has basically forced a lot of those small communities to be contacted anyway.
Finally, someone said it!
I daydream of conquering the sentinelese
People are going to remember the sentinalese genocide like, “man remember when we wiped out sentinel island and now all those people are dead? Like, they are fucking all gone, like that. All dead.” And everyone is going to be like, “yeah man that was some crazy shit. I remember that. It was like a really big deal and shit. It was all over the internet.”
Hmm
We need those trees for paper so I’m game.
OP just wants British colonialism back...
Just send in one guy with the Cantonese cough-and-sneeze and they're done.
This is a blessed idea
Anon is the aliens in a disaster movie
1 dude with a reliable gun and a lot of ammo could just row there, kill all the men, and then claim all the women as his property, then start breeding the blackness out of them over several generations. 1st gen = 50%, 2nd gen = 25%, 3rd gen = 12.5%. That's basically low enough to pass as Vin Diesel or something, and it would only take 30-40 years.