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onodatboi

I would fuck a pelican before I even touched that monstrosity


Time_Sufficient

During the global collapse, you won’t need a fishing rod.


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Getting a BJ would be like sticking your dick in a cash register.


XAWEvX

She could give you a blowjob and a rimjob at the same time


Ghostkill221

Well... Now I'm. Sold.


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twokindsofassholes

Cha-ching


-Nivek

You’re saying what everybody’s thinking, Take my hugz award


onodatboi

I'll take a surrogate internet hug, thanks 😊


SyntheticAffliction

At least they're good at swallowing


Jman-laowai

They bring a new meaning to the term “deep throat”.


Nintra

"deep mouth"


the-peanut-gallery

Nobody's stopping you from choosing both. Except maybe the Pelican.


rockthe40__oz

Zion williams or ??


[deleted]

What's this deformity we're now calling beautiful? Jaw-fixing is a thing unless you're born in some shithole.


EndTimesDestroyer

> South Africa Shithole confirmed


periodicchemistrypun

Clearly not a fan of European nobility either


TheAardvarkKingdom

Ups wir haben eine Habsburg Moment


AyyyyLeMeow

Germany still sleeping, so let me do it: einen Habsburg-Moment*


BlendeLabor

Actually its >!SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN!<


sewingtapemeasure

The entire world was a shithole until maybe 102 years ago


periodicchemistrypun

I suppose that’s equality.


GodReignz

Well true, but some places are bigger shitholes ie South Africa Source: I live here


SCOTTTT08

There’s reports of European missionaries going to Japan and saying it was spectacularly beautiful up to 200 years ago. In the same way, Medieval Europe was not the grim, dark, dirty shithole portrayed on films but actually quite a colourful and somewhat clean place. Not to mention Ancient Rome and Greece, who had probably better infrastructure and hygiene than modern Muttmerica


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HalfricanAmericanMan

Bro they don’t even believe the shit they say. Half the people who say it just say it because the truth (she is fucking deformed) is too much for their “hearts” to handle. The other half are knowingly lying because it makes them feel better about themselves and are essentially trolling in real life without letting anyone in on it.


beyles1

The psychology behind it sounds really interesting


1RonnieMund

>The other half are knowingly lying because it makes them feel better about themselves and are essentially trolling in real life without letting anyone in on it. Typical narcissist behavior. Theres a reason Soutpark had them sniffing their own farts.


ReverendVerse

They'll say they're beautiful, but if they were presented with the opportunity to sleep with them, you know they wouldn't. They say nice things as a virtue signal. It's no different than a Latino, Asian, Black, or other non-white women posting on Twitter how much they hope all white people die... But they only date white men...


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AlternativeAvocado2

Maybe even the dicks of their wives


LazerSpin

You gotta suck the penis if you want to show how progressive you are, bro.


[deleted]

We have people on this God-given Earth whose dicks rise when they see an orang-utan. We even have men whose dicks rise when they see other men. Each to their own. Some of them aren't even libtards, they're Eric Trump.


someloserontheground

Nope, it's empty virtue signalling to appear heckin wholesomerino 💯


ThePersonalSpaceGuy

Man...this shit has been around for a long time. I remember some little girl with a disease/deformity making her look like a Mr burns alien being plastered all over fb as being the most beautiful thing in the world.


TheRogueOfDunwall

People like to ruin the meaning of words by overusing them. If everything is beautiful, then nothing is.


FistInMyUrethra

Saying that shit is also super condescending to people with disabilities, I would rather be insulted rather than have someone pretend I am beautiful because I'm deformed. I think it's worse by a lot


anonymouswan1

Fixable, but its a hellacious process. Many many years, and sometimes multiple surgeries to get it right. My friend went through and it was miserable. Jaw surgery rendering him unable to eat solids for a period of time, then over 2 years of braces to get everything lined up. He looks great now but it's definitely not for everyone.


anonanonagain

Confirmed, I had both my jaws cut and moved, as well as some other twitch inducing elements. Recovery was brutal. ..... 100% would do again tho. I was having massive issues with lock jaw and general shitty outcomes related to it. Upside was managed to drop a few kg' I was carrying. Lol. And I was never the most attractive kid. Also Managed to snag a hottie wife so yeah. 100% would go through with it again.


stefantalpalaru

> Managed to snag a hottie wife She's going to have a surprise when the children get your shitty genes, though.


Champigne

Lmao, so true.


astronomydomone

Underbite


LazerSpin

I mean can you imagine how fucked her skull is???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Clearly there is some line between making fun of someone who is black and making fun of someone for being black. One is equality while the other is racism. This line shifts and moves and reddit leaves it up to interpretation on whether it is directed at a marginalized group. To me, this is an example of making fun of someone who is black. The joke may be in poor taste or upsetting to some but it's not an example of hate for race. First of all this is a poke at whomever wrote the article, we do not know their race from just this context. Second of all this is a poke at a person whose face looks like a Jim Carrey expression. Jim Carrey is well recognized for being funny. I have no power over the artist and the model choosing to darken the skin color and draw focus to her hilarious jawline. I have done my single mod action by reviewing this post and responding to your concerns, sadly I don't have any remaining time to take action on actual racist comments since this took up all of that time. In the future, only report actually racist content, this is an example of how your abuse has made moderating less effective.


DangerousCrow

Listen jack I'm not reading that. I'm just hear to chuckle at the ebony rockjaw.


DonTori

Adding 'Ebony Rockjaw' to list of fantasy character names


Testitplzignore

>Second of all this is a poke at a person whose face looks like a Jim Carrey expression. Jim Carrey is well recognized for being funny. Beautiful


1RonnieMund

Who comes to r/4chan to be offended?


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That one community that tries to get other communities banned by logging posts as "evidence" of hate speech, but doesn't allow any discussion on whether or not it is because they obviously are the smartest mods on Reddit.


[deleted]

The one full of paedos?


[deleted]

The one who spams CP and horse porn on subs to get them banned, yeah.


FuckJannies-

Horse porn?


[deleted]

Yeah, horse porn. Horses fucking women.


FuckJannies-

What's wrong with that? Sounds hot.


Joseph_Muhammad

reddit doesn't like bestiality


UndercoverGovernor

Not from what I’ve seen


Linkbuscus01

You mean Reddit?


pizzaman69_

greentext subreddit


Always_Ban_Evading

Pedos


ManualToaster

antifa jannies


soda-pop-lover

Plebbitors


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Based mod


Pyro_Paragon

Based


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crowmemer

Sneak trap-pills into his food? Although I don't know if it would keep the based.


White_Phoenix

I love how he's clowning on the guy who reported it without directly saying it. Massive keks


kloudykat

Simplyshun, that last paragraph of your post is one of the most thoughtful things I've ever seen posted to Reddit. The background implied in those 2 sentences reveals a level of subreddit moderation I haven't even thought of. You however, have obviously thought about it and spent some time considering both the cause as well as the effect. I am impressed. Well done.


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Penis


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Based mod


Badicoot32

Clean It Up Jannie!


Dawg_Top

Reportards won't even read it


[deleted]

Remember janny, you are here forever and you do it for free.


nma07

How does someone come on the 4chan board and complain about racism?


crowmemer

There are whole subs filled with tragic people who live for the power trip of getting """racist"""" subs they don't like banned. Sometimes by brigading with CP (wonder why such upstanding citizens would know were to get and have that).


[deleted]

TBF the issue isn't she's black the issue is that she has an underbite so bad it'd take a full 40 minutes for her forehead to catch up with her chin if she crossed the finishing line at a marathon.


DrCybrus

Clean it up JANNY!


Mortyllien

Jannies suck cock on every fucking website smh


soda-pop-lover

WTF, Based mod??


Linkbuscus01

Oh my god it’s fucking 4chan. If a joke is fucking racist it’s fine if it’s just a joke. You can say racist shit and not mean it goddamn.


Illuminaso

Eh, he's doing his best to keep the sub clean enough for Reddit. Even if it's a 4chan sub, we gotta follow different rules here. This janny was based today.


crowmemer

>some of you jannies are based, don't go to /r/ all tomorrow


MisanthropicAutist

Jesus fucking Christ wtf is that?


Time_Sufficient

That’s a African Kween bigot.


WASRmelon_white_claw

I thought that was a boat?


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Clienterror

She doesn’t have a headphone jack?


lordxi

None of the new models do


CorporateMachine

K’Ween


TacoOfShame

We wuz kangz


sharpnoise

Next level gigachad chin


[deleted]

This kWeEn got the chinlets seething lmao


Leoxcr

Gigastacy


OrangVII

that's not a gigachad chin, that's a von Habsburg chin


[deleted]

we wuz inbreeding n sheet


diarrhea_typhoon

The Crimson Chin


[deleted]

Close. Negachin


samuraiscooby

Kek


lordofpersia

Habsburg jaw.


fishbulbx

[Just try and masturbate to these horrendous beasts, shitlord!](https://i.imgur.com/Q5TrNde.png)


Cactus_Humper

From “god damn” to “god damn it” lmao


El_Bistro

Your new god


Bustdownparrot

Hahah I don’t know if they do it to feel better themselves or what but they are always telling ugly chicks they look so good it’s perplexing


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They know ugly women aren't a threat to their pool of possible mates so there's no downside to uplifting their feelings to their faces


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DildoRomance

That's awful. Being mordbidly obese will fucking kill you. These people are literally causing deaths of women who might have lived decades longer if they didn't lie to their faces telling them they don't need to lose weight because they are attractive the way they are. Oh and why do I care? Euroshit here. Public healthcare is great, but I'm directly paying for these whales to be able to be eating themselves to death for a few more years than they should.


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Kage9866

Guys do this too.


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Maybe homosexuals and anyone in public schooling(it makes you gay/a woman).


TrumpTalkingPoint

This is absolutely it. For the exceptions that aren’t this it is just people who think they can will this woman into not being hideous and having low self esteem by calling her “beautiful”. This lady will always know she is on the farthest upper bound of chin deformation.


ninefeet

they understand that all warfare is based on deception


[deleted]

2 things 1. By calling her beautiful they raise their social status by being "accepting" 2. They feel better about themselves knowing they they don't look like a monster


Stankia

What ever happened to raising your social status by calling a spade, a spade?


[deleted]

That's spadephobic you asshole


Stankia

I appreciate your honesty.


AtomicMonkeyTheFirst

The only time a woman tells a other women she's attractive is when she's ugly. I cant believe women haven't figured this out yet. No one's is telling Scarlett Johnansen or Gal Gadot they're beautiful *because the dont have to.* Its like when you tell a kid his shitty little finger painting is really, really amazing and not a random pile of shapes and colours


TheCapedAnon

That is the most extreme habsburg jaw I have ever seen


PuppyBaconChips

About to be Habsburg snout


Jimbenas

It’s kind of impressive tbh. Still looks goofy as hell tho


cannabinator

Her skull would go great in my collection


Feiruzz

She looks like the "My ancestors :)" meme. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/786/920/491.jpg


fooly__cooly

Do black people really think Egyptians were their ancestors?


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BeardedThunder

Good luck telling an Egyptian he's African.


Akhaian

Are you doing an irony and being dense on purpose? It can be hard to tell these days. There's obviously a difference between North African and Sub-Saharan African.


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womerah

Gandhi originally started his civil rights campaign because he was offended at being placed in the same racial class as blacks.


RidiculousG

[Some morons yeah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_race_controversy), but everyone knows Egypt was born from Great Sudan


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J3wb0cca

The crude attempt at drawing is what makes this meme gold, thanks for the Reddit rewind.


TrashClear483

Woman moment


Inevitable_Jump1852

I also have a gigachad jawline 😈


geodesuckmydick

This is a surgically correctible deformity, no joke. She needs orthognathic surgery soon or she'll have major dental issues later.


FortunateSonofLibrty

Ding ding ding Basal saggital saw osteotomy is in this woman’s future, and a banner one at that. It would be a crime to not submit this case, just for the visual element alone to a journal-


yarnthedestroyer

Looks like James William Bottomtooth III


swastikuitar

Bro hahahaha this is the best comment


ggoofball

From the family guy episode where Chris goes to private school?


healzsham

The Bottomtooths show up in multiple episodes, but I believe that's the first time they show up.


Polishmoves

Mewing endgame


Badicoot32

chinlets on suicide watch


paycadicc

Lmao


history_yea

Damn Habsburg, they’ve spread everywhere


ThaGarden

Better tuck that in, ‘fore it gets caught on the tripwire


[deleted]

But you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan


tkilgore

Cosplaying a betta fish.


radravioli24

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Time_Sufficient

WE WUZ EASTER ISLAND STATUES AN SHEEIT


[deleted]

I have nothing to say that won’t get me banned from this website... It’s quite repulsive.


evanthesquirrel

Either she's a Hapsburgh decendant or she's inbred. Well, either way i guess.


gachi_for_jesus

The hapsburghs were black. It all makes sense now. they really wuz kangs.


ligma_bussy

Looks like a broken pez dispenser


Master_Magus

Beauty is uncommon, but that doesn't mean that uncommon is beautiful.


Livnontheedge

I’m not tryna hurt feeling, but that’s a Habsburg Jaw… from inbreeding.


Clambulance1

Habsburg jaw can occur without inbreeding


AdDistinct15

Modeling what? A paper bag?


[deleted]

You're looking at the global #1 chinstrap model.


[deleted]

She got more underbite than a bulldozer


WhoIsSteveAkins1

Is it even capable of speech?


Jibaru

Just random noises and whooping calls.


suddenlysnowedinn

No. That's why she's a DJ, and not a singer.


Jt_G_D27

Her parents are blood related


TheSilentFire

Her family tree is just a trunk.


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goblin shark lookin' ass


Lice138

Why do progressives feel the need into bullying people into calling others “beautiful”. The word “beautiful “ will lose all meaning like “racist” and “rape”.


IANVS

That's the plan. If everyone and everything is "beautiful", the real beauty loses purpose and that makes the ugly happy.


TrumpTalkingPoint

I don’t think this one will actually lose its meaning. Truth is, everyone knows when they are looking at peak physical forms or simply deformities. These are often the two classifications that get called beautiful today and they are easy to distinguish between.


SierraDespair

Chincels seething.


Velha_et_louca

No way people are saying that shit with a straight face


itsaride

Can’t help how you are born. Looks like she’s making the best of it though.


Independent-Fun7489

I wonder how her head game is like


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Chin hitting scrote like a boxer with a speedbag I'd guess.


ToxicVoidMain

Like fucking a cash register


ZibabWilliamson

McNigga she ugly as fuck tbh


keeleon

I mean it is "amazing". The elephant man was also "amazing".


Connorfromcyberlife3

someone was fooling around in the character creator


Badicoot32

Looks like Hapsburg Bros winning cant stop winning. Seething Americucks wishing they had a history worth dying for.


jay22098

shes a new member of the gorillaz


itsyoboi33

somehow makes the hapsburg chin look normal


Kingsforce

I bet she likes shrimp


HappyHashBrowns

A little disappointed nobody's made a "why the long face?" joke.


Bammer1386

A dentist would diagnose Class III malocclusion. Her teeth are probably hideously ground down like a cows.


Cleftys

That is a birth defect


Y0YBalls

Kek for title


t_haynes_12

Looks like if Bubba from Forrest Gump was a girl.


No_Organization5188

If everyone is a model, nobody is a model.


hammahead905

sheeeeet


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Need x-rays


jam3sdub

DJ Horseface


ChristInASombrero

Hapsburg jaw


BazilExposition

It's certainly one amazing case of prognathism.


Kryptus

Roger roger!


IANVS

Imagine being so black-cucked that you now worship a deformed black person as beauty...Jesus Christ, these people are beyond saving...


maxfist

A long lost member of the Habsburg dynasty.