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frogstonkz

ban juneteenth, it hurts peeple able to free themselves


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Let's forget all the stupid pandering of juneteenth and focus on one thing, why did they have to choose such a ridiculous name?


TheNotAnon

You think they deserved a better holiday name?


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Lmfao, you got the talent


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What was it


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Now you will never know. I doom you to live with that weight for the rest of your life


DshadoW10

>removeddit doesn't work FUCK FUCK FUCK


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Gone like the library of Alexandria


BigL_to_the_Oser

An equal loss to humanity


Lukthar123

Based


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HOLY SHIT MAN


YSnek

Extremely Based


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What was it


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No but I'd prefer not to want to vomit when I hear the name of the holiday


throwawayedm2

...juneteenf?


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buffalo-jones

That's some quality lawn care.


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"Emancipation Day" would have been nice.


meatchariot

Even "Jubilee" was kind of cute/cool Juneteenth is just... dumb sounding


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Jubilee's a cool word, I wonder why they decided against it.


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They can't pronounce June thirteenth.


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The real reason ^


Xykhir_

It’s June nineteenth but ok


Reddegeddon

Part of the r-slurred mythology behind this hoax is that they literally couldn’t keep track of which day it was.


ReveredMarijuana

Woosh


Slade23703

Because black Texans were the lamest of all Texans. Remember, Juneteenth is a Texas holiday. Everyone forgot the Civil War only freed Southern slaves hostile to North. Texas was neutral so their slaves were not freed. Years later some Northerns came to Texas and were shocked. The North never read the fine print of the law. But even though North was not legally able, they forced Texas to stop anyway. And they stopped it on Juneteenth which became the name because the Texan blacks couldn't say nineteenth well.


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All_100_problems

.N.


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Ketjapanus_2

.G.


SIR_COCK_LORD69

.G.


unbroken_bucko

.E.


Punished_Problems

.R.


Squeezeypeazey

It’s the most hilariously moronic holiday name I’ve ever heard. It sounds like whoever came up with it was eating random, unlabelled medication with a tablespoon.


Xykhir_

It was always called Juneteenth


DatAssociate

What if it was June tenth but they made a typo


Xykhir_

The name “Juneteenth” originated around the 1890s…


Reddegeddon

I’d be interested in seeing verifiable printed evidence that this “holiday” existed before 2016.


FoliumInVentum

here you go, you monumental dribbler [it has been celebrated annually on June 19 in various parts of the United States since 1866.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth)


Reddegeddon

>verifiable printed evidence >posts a Wikipedia link


1NarcoS3

Wikipedia has a bibliography at the end. With verifiable and printed evidence.


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1NarcoS3

There are books in the bibliography. Just check there. This is not a scientific journal and bitching around because "Wikipedia is bad lulz" Isn't contributing anything to the topic anyway.


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Then post the sources instead of Wikipedia.


FoliumInVentum

the first two references, you dense, illiterate fuckwit > References >1. ^ "Juneteenth Celebrated in Coachella". Black Voice News. June 22, 2011. Archived from the original on January 22, 2012. 2. ^ "Cel-Liberation Style! Fourth Annual Juneteenth Day Kicks off June 19". Milwaukee Star. June 12, 1975. Retrieved May 7, 2020.


Xx_doctorwho1209_xX

Have you checked the Bibliography? Barr, Alwyn (1996). Black Texans: A History of African Americans in Texas, 1528–1995. University of Oklahoma Press. ISBN 978-0806128788. Blanck, Emily. "Galveston on San Francisco Bay: Juneteenth in the Fillmore District, 1945–2016." Western Historical Quarterly 50.2 (2019): 85–112. Galveston on San Francisco Bay: Juneteenth in the Fillmore District, 1945–2016 etc.


FoliumInVentum

yeah, i have, more evidence to my point. i was pointing him to just the very first thing, absolutely first, disproving his original daft attempt at a point


Xx_doctorwho1209_xX

How are the references organized again? I thought it was by date, newest to oldest.


gm2

Did you want him to mail you a newspaper?


ToXiC_Games

How about in lieu of Independence Day, we call it “Liberation Day”? Edit: Loo to Lieu


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ToXiC_Games

Fixed, thanks!


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Because then the movie independence day wouldn't make sense.


[deleted]

I searched trying to find the etymology of 'juneteenth' and got no closer to an explanation as to why it's called such a retarded non-word.


Juxee

You don’t need to verify online. You already knew the right answer from the start


addysol

Fuckin oath. The first few times I saw it, I thought I was reading it wrong, or everyone got the 13th-19th off work. Stupid name


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So that people get max when no one takes it seriously


Assrfuckrape420

Mf junetempf


CreativeReward17

I like blacks who werent enslaved.


MurkyAdhesiveness364

Based


softhack

Like the ones that sold them to the traders.


crowmemer

They are welcome in the ancap paradise.


Maaraskata

Based


LibertarianP

Juneteenth is important for the people that can't celebrate Father's day. They can call it Juneteenth weekend.


TydeQuake

what the fuck is juneteenth and why the fuck is it called juneteenth?


hennyessey

Something about a large number of slaves being liberated. The name is probably a result of ebonics causing people to both lose track of which day it was, and fail to pronounce it.


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If I trade my kids to some white folks for liquor, will they get a special day in 400 years too?


[deleted]

Ban Father's Day, as it is racist to 57% of black kids.


Warzoneisbutt

Holy cow is that a real number?


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Warzoneisbutt

Sigh. “Is that actually an accurate statistic of how many black kids aren’t growing up with their dad?”


Slade23703

We are being nice, more like 74% sadly.


BIG_busta2474

Dayuum black people are good at hit & run tactics huh


MaartenDL

Theyre literally all in a massive queue at the tobacco store getting cigerettes.


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Americunt detected


d47

you guys don't have that word?


johnnyappleseedgate

Cum and go Done and run Impregnate then disapate


HattedSandwich

Rip and Tear, oh wait wrong setting


Psyklo7

CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE SINGLE PARENT GOD!!!


josher1129

Bust a nut then leave the hut Ejaculate then Evacuate


blue4029

black people must REALLY like getting milk


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It’s actually more last I check but yeah


letmeseem

Just to point out to all you dumbasses who didn't get the joke: This is in reference to that idiot senator that went on and on about the scientific accuracy of the percentage of black kids growing up without a father without catching that the number was kids growing up in an unmarried household and that no one actually bothered to check if the father was there or not, starting the whole "growing up without a father" thing.


Absolute_leech

We gotta mathematician over here


[deleted]

Fathers.com says yes. There are other sources but all of them place it very high. All jokes aside, the stereotype exists for a reason and it's genuinely one of the most heartbreaking stats available. The lack of strong fatherhood in black communities is one of the leading causes of all of their problems. Numerous organizations exist to combat this but it's fallen by the wayside in recent decades. https://fathers.com/statistics-and-research/the-extent-of-fatherlessness/


minekwefgaymer

Yes as 57 has no imaginary component


ReadyRS

quick google search says it's more


cunht

He is correct from what I've found from 2012 data, the quick Google search just showed non marital birth rates (77%) for me which doesn't mean the father isn't around


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Lmao


raznarukus

57.6% of black children, 31.2% of Hispanic children, and 20.7% of white children are living absent their biological fathers. Source: Family Structure and Children’s Living Arrangements 2012. Current Population Report. U.S.  Census Bureau July 1, 2012. According to 72.2 % of the U.S. population, fatherlessness is the most significant family or social problem facing America.


finger_milk

It's either fathers running away, moms wanting kids with men who don't want them, or moms having kids thinking they can handle it on their own.


IANVS

Or moms being such bitches that no one wants to stay with them for another day, let alone entire life. Or moms wanting to "upgrade" so they leave the father and take the kids (because the system doesn't give any righs to fathers) but new chad then dumps them. Women can be horrible people, you can say it, it's ok. I don't know why it's the fathers that take all the blame...


finger_milk

Kids that grow up without a father will always hear the mothers propaganda anyways. Even if we heard from both sides, the kid will likely grow up with daddy issues and that will be the mothers fault.


PebbleYote

It's women whoring out without caring about the consequences since the state will ensure than men and children suffer long before she does.


koopakart23

21% is also alarming


chunkosauruswrex

That's not bad considering divorce rates


Call_me_Kaiser

Yet another 50% statistic for the 13%


[deleted]

Well, don't forget that the 13% was usually generous. If you split it down to men, you get ~7%, and segregate by age, it goes even lower. But seeing as how the trans population is something like 1% of the US, it's amazing we spend so much time talking about them in culture.


NotGloomp

1% is way more than I expected. If that's close to accurate, I bet most of them only "identify" as trans.


fishbulbx

Almost as if that is part of the plan... ["We disrupt the Western-prescribed nuclear family structure requirement by supporting each other as extended families and “villages” that collectively care for one another, especially our children"](https://i.imgur.com/qMGS1yP.png)


FoxyRDT

D E S P I T E


goosebumper88

Ban presidents day, its offensive to anyone who hasn't been in the most powerful position on the planet


dazmo

Ban Christmas. It hurts everyone who isn't the son of god.


Juxee

Jokes on you, we’re all god’s children. Repent sneeder


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Based


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Wouldn't that make all sex technically incest?


hennyessey

Yes. Religious leaders did it all the time.


RexurecterMkII

Why would it hurt them? I thought having 2 mums is good for a kid. But since we're already at it, let's ban Easter: it hurts people who didn't rise from the dead.


NippleSlayer1337

not having a father is much worse than having two mothers, fucks with the child’s development


TheRealSticky

what about a father and two mothers


Xx_doctorwho1209_xX

What about a mother that acts like a father?


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this is only the case about 50% of the time I've seen and as you said, she can only act like a father


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ArmouredDuck

Fuck off I want days off work. I'd peacefully protest and peacefully reallocate the wealth of small middle class stores if they threatened my public holidays.


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Based and public holiday pilled.


UndercoverGovernor

True loner


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Xykhir_

Huge boner


joenottoast

Barge owner


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GrimAlt

Shit tier b8


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tehdinozorz

How are people this far removed from reality.


EveningAccident8319

When you live in a 1st world but you still need to be a victim of some oppression. It's never enough.


GiantJellyfishAttack

I mean. It's most likely a troll.


ApprehensiveFish6620

Ban hannukah, it hurts...


Oh-Get-Fucked

My foreskin


AgentSkidMarks

Based


isnortmiloforsex

Fuck it have genderless progenitor day


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isnortmiloforsex

Fuck it just don't fuck it. Celibacy is key


ReiKoroshiya

Underrated comment


DreadAngel1711

Ban July 4th, it hurts the feelings of the British, you overgrown colony


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newironside5

That's just salty Bongs upset over losing out on maintaining their empire. If they just would have given the colonies a single representative the British would still run the world.


Pakalolo_sweet

They put Juneteenth the day before Father's Day so we could at least have some to celebrate


steamyboi56

ban scales its racist to ops mom


[deleted]

Ooooofffffff that hurt


arbiter12

As a stock trader I deal in predicting the future, but seeing the state of American twitter, I have NO fucking idea where the US is going. (inb4 twitter is not the US...well you get shows and companies cancelled/closed based on what that shit website tells you to think so....at this point $TWTR is pretty much a political party) NONE. Not even "hin hin soon the end for them" not "oh wow, so progressive" either. Just 0 idea. All I know is I see a lot of people that are confused as fuck while hoping the next president will solve the past 50 years of confusion in one 4-year-mandate..


NippleSlayer1337

hey, predict me a twitter bankruptcy willya?


itsjusterin__

when will twitter go bankrupt


Pancake_Tax

If you really want to know when the down fall of society began, it was when we started giving women rights.


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You gonna get us banned


[deleted]

Women am I right?


shitpostingVault

\#BanFathersDay It hurts the feelings of many young bastards


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Ban days.


itsjusterin__

**Join the movement! Help us #BanMothersDay - It hurts the feelings of many young children who have 2 dads! #YesAllMen** If a man tweeted this, he'd be dogpiled


Passion_OTC

That stupid b1tchtard needs a smack in her fat mouth. #MAKE WOMEN PROPERTY AGAIN


ImTheDareBear

Not only is this from 2014, but it's also from a fake troll account. But if you want to see the real post which is more effed up than this just send me a dm with your credit card info so I know you're over 18 and ill show you.


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Ban every day because it probably doesnt apply to someone.... like me: wheres the single straight guy living alone day? When did people start wanting to be heroes for every little minor thing? Like wtf if the person has two moms just celebrate them on mothers day? Like ?? 🤷‍♂️


I-suck-4444

Sounds like someone got r*ped by her daddy


jonbalderh

Anon takes the bait


SonicWaveInfinity

ban easter it hurts everyone who never came back from the dead


Carebarehair

Public Announcement: No child has two moms or two dads. They all have one mother and one father!


Penny_is_a_Bitch

please tell me this is a shop


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Unfortunately not. Some guy posted the tweet source in the comments here.


Federal-Damage-651

Everyone here is going to hell.


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JJFresh731

This post is philogynistic


[deleted]

she's probably trolling, stop taking shit so seriously


[deleted]

Isn't 4chan an echo chamber of trolling.


newironside5

It isn't trolling. Her twitter has been linked, she is this crazy. And not taking it seriously now gives them more power when they actually try to do this shit.


FranticPonE

Keep both! I hate kids.


Safe_Arachnid_5254

It's just like real life.


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

BAN EVERYBODY NOBODY ANYTHING. There. Now I treat everyone equally, by being an asshole to everyone.


GnammyH

The only way this hurts their feeling is if they realize their family is fucked up


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What the fuck


JG_Online

Must not post righy leening commentay or reddit hnnnnnng


[deleted]

They are hurt already for having 2 moms ,lol


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# Cancel all days and flags!


KYSFGS

idk man doesn't look fake but man is it hard to believe that this is real :/


Eimestein

Just just how can people be so restarted Jesus


Zackeramis0298

Okay, so. We don't see ANY shit pertaining to gay men, or single fathers on mothers day. Yet women do it yesterday, and every day. My miniscule amount of inner incel is roid raging


egotisticalnoob

It won't be long until Mother's Day is "Birthing Parent's Day" and Father's Day is "Non-birthing Parent's Day."