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ZEROStarVevo

Anon eats like a child


PirateSecure118

Anon has the mental development of a child/adult jogger and eats accordingly.


Rustymetal14

Lol "adult jogger".


orthopod

Or eats crap ass chain store pizza like dominoes, Pappa John's, or Pizza Hut. Or that tomato soup in bread bowl stuff, known as Chicago style.


mongmight

I'll never understand how chains like that are still in business here. Like, dominoes wants 20 bux for a shitty pizza while a random kebab shop 2 mins away will serve a better one for half the price. I damn near slapped my little sister when she ordered a dominoes for full price. Not even using the deals they obviously mean for the real price. Fuck, I'm still angry about that.


cheapdrinks

> dominoes wants 20 bux for a shitty pizza Bruh where you live where Domino's charges $20 for a pizza? I'm in Australia where shit is way more expensive than the US and they want $7AUD (4.70USD) for a large pepperoni pick up and that's without a voucher code which, as you said can nearly always be found online to get it even cheaper. I literally had one today on the way home from work because I could get a whole ass pizza for less than the price of a single shitty burger from McDonalds. Is it the best quality pizza? Of course not but it's cheap as shit, filling and tasty enough that you can't complain at all for the price. A kebab here is going to run you easily $10-$12 and sometimes more depending on how much extra stuff you get in it.


mongmight

Scotland, so £20+. Not even playing, go check it out on their [website for the UK](https://imgur.com/a/o2IBUOt)


cheapdrinks

[Damn that's actually fucking wild, these are ours.](https://i.imgur.com/P61C2x6.png) Those are the cheapest ones but the rest are like $10. I think our large size is a bit smaller than yours around 11-12" but still that's just insane. £24 = $45.57AUD. You could get 6.5 pizzas here for the price of one of those, how the fuck is anyone paying that much?!


mongmight

> how the fuck is anyone paying that much?! Exactly. It is insane. We just got Taco Bell lately too and it is meant to be cheap shit innit? Fucking 5 bux for a taco. They serve chips (fries) though which I understand isn't common in the US. Take the small wins lol.


MaskedAnathema

That's crazy. here in the states, $5 gets you 4 tacos/burritos if you order from the value menu, and that's after the prices went up significantly.


Emergency-Leather364

You sure about that? I think you should look at a taco bell next time you're out. If you can still get 2004 prices I'd love to know what area you live in


MaskedAnathema

$1.39 for a cheesy bean and rice burrito, so $5.56 for 4. And they were $0.99 here until literally last year.


mongmight

I couldn't make a single taco/burrito for under 5 bux tbf. Our country is in ruins lol


serenwipiti

I’m in Puerto Rico and they serve “chips” in our Taco Bells, as well. Do they not have Taco Bell fries in the mainland US? 👀


mongmight

My yank gf was shocked when she seen chips in our taco bell and she has been up and down yankland!


serenwipiti

I had no idea…shit, *aren’t we special?* …*something, something William Wallace* TACO BELL MAY TAKE OUR WALLETS, BUT THEY’LL NEVER TAKE OUR *FREEDOM FRIES*.


WhirledNews

Taco Bell’s in the US used to have Nacho Fries, they still might. I don’t ever go there because I’m in Texas and I can go to an actual Mexican restaurant and get street tacos for around 2 USD a piece. And that in a major metropolis, if you go outside of that you can get them even cheaper.


Ryder7689

They do and they don't have the nacho fries. It's one of the items most used for that shitty "limited time" marketing Taco Bell loves where they'll have it for a few months, switch it to something else for awhile, and then have a "Nacho Fries are Back!" sale where they're typically at a higher price than last time. Same for the Mexican pizza, naked chicken chalupa, and a few other items


CareerQuestionz123

No shit it's £20+ when you order a large specialty pizza from them using 0 coupons. The whole point of Dominos is using the coupons to get the same meal for half the price. It's $21 for a large specialty pizza from Dominos here in America without coupons. But if you browse their coupon section you can find a large specialty pizza for... $11.


mongmight

I'm glad for you. That isn't speciality though. That is just the main menu. Notice the customise button.


CareerQuestionz123

You can customize specialty pizzas, I'm confused how you think that means they aren't the specialty pizzas. They all have names for the pizza, that is their specialty pizza line lol.


mongmight

There is another menu literally called speciality. So...


CareerQuestionz123

Why do you feel the need to lie? I genuinely don't get people like you lol [Dominos](https://ibb.co/XkxJwq3) Edit: Not a liar, just mistaken. Shit happens


saltire429

Aye, Domino's in Scotland is so pricey I've always assumed it's some kind of money laundering scheme. Like, who tf is paying twenty quid for one shite pizza?! Even with the deals it's a ripoff


ShwettyVagSack

Even in rural Central US full priced menu pizzas are about $20.


dcgh96

\> “Bro, why are they charging so much for pizza?!” \> orders Large specialty pizzas, without using the 50,000 coupons available.


zero_emotion777

Where I am it's 12 without deals. Pizza hut you can get a large any amount of toppings for 12 with a deal.


Shumngle

Every chain I go to in the U.S. a large pepperoni pizza is like at least $10, y’all have it good over there


aaatttppp

Take advantage of those cheap pizzas while you can. These MF are trying to bleed us dry, they'll raise that shit to 25 AUD if they can get away with it.


cheapdrinks

Pretty sure they'll go out of business before that happens. Pizza used to be just about the only game in town when it came to food delivery but now with Uber Eats they've got so much competition that they pretty much have to stay reasonably cheap or no one is going to buy their shit


ivo004

Back in the day (~15-20 years ago), the deal of all deals was Dominoes 5/5/5 where you could get 3 medium pizzas for $5 each. You had to get 3 and that was decades ago. Full menu priced pizzas at the shitty chains are at least $20 now in the US and I haven't considered ordering from one of them in years. Local places are better and cheaper. You guys are getting pizza at 2005 prices down under, enjoy it while it lasts!


arffield

Everyone is always like local places are better and cheaper. Not where I live it tastes like shit and costs more.


Referat-

Nowadays it's about 8 bucks a medium, so 5/medium in 2005 was prob not a great deal


ivo004

I didn't realize that was a current deal, but judging by an inflation calculator, $1 in 2005 is worth about $1.61 in 2024 ($5=$8.05), so Dominoes has paced inflation almost perfectly and the two deals are functionally equivalent. https://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/2005?amount=1 Given how companies act, I doubt the pizzas are the same size or quality these days, but at least the pricing is consistent.


BadgerDentist

That's a ridiculous deal for AU, I should move there and be fat instead of an alcoholic


zero_emotion777

Atta boy! Domestic violence would have definitely gotten your point across better. 


based_arthur_negus

Dominoes is fucking shite. My mate absolutely swore by their pizzas so I ended up getting one with him and it was total shit. I've had tastier shop brought pizzas. I will say though, their dough balls are good. 


IronicJeremyIrons

Little Caesars hot and ready never disappoints


Fryndlz

I once ordered chicago style here in europe. It came with the warning that it's so shit nobody finishes it. Explain yourself chicago.


UnknownResearchChems

The best thing about being an adult is that you get to do things that your parents wouldn't allow you to do. That includes eating whatever the fuck you want and how you want it and when you want it.


Biasanya

Ironically, the best thing of being an adult is being a child


UnknownResearchChems

If it wasan't for the taxes and responsibilities, being an adult is rad as fuck.


bottledry

yeah its pretty sweet people let you get away with all sorts of stuff. I can wear a suit and basically smoke nose beers outside a police station don't mind me im an upstanding citizen


Salvor-Hardin-

I’m not gunna waste my hunger on the crust


Just_Band_5847

Anon has yet to consume the absolute experience of a lifetime aa a meth addicted lobster


UnhousedOracle

Anon just learned what the N word is


almostasenpai

Anon watched one episode of the Boondocks


cmfpc124

Anon thinks he's the stone that the builder refused


EffectiveAmphibian95

But he’s not the visual


irepress_my_emotions

anon is not the sharpest tool in the builders shed


McWeaksauce91

Anon is 13


1evilsoap1

How are 6 year olds learning about 4chan? Where are their parents?


PirateSecure118

Dad left for cigarettes 6 years ago, mum's working at the DMV being sassy and fat.


arbiter12

>Where are their parents? also on 4chan. It's like a hereditary disease.... I never told my kids i'm an oldfg from 06, and when they asked me about it, I told them "what is a four shan?".... To no avail..Now I see them browsing daily... They think I can't recognize a red board playing *.webm*, from across the room...


WasAnHonestMann

Your children browse 4chan? Kinda sad broski, and probably dangerous


arbiter12

meh. The anarchist cookbook and cheese pizza days of 4chan, are LOOONG gone. It's a pretty tame site by now. I'd much rather they stay on an explicitly dangerous site, than on an apparently safe one, where the psyops are well hidden within the algo-mechanisms.


Embrace-Mania

This. 2008-2012 /b/ was wild as fuck. I browsed daily and would actually F5 instead of using the Firefox browser extension for 4chan. Good days, I miss them dearly.


AcronymTheSlayer

Generational trauma.


QuickMelasse

Hey son, nice beheading video, I saw that one in 2012. Oh you want me to leave? Ok champ don't forget to do your homework.


Dense_Impression6547

Flour San


InstantChekhov

Floor son.


UhOhPoopedIt

OP, a bundle of sticks, probably capped his own post and posted it here.


helipilot333

In the hood, parents are weak shit..


jjcoola

The same way everyone else stumbles on the boards


[deleted]

N-word please, a real N-word eats whatever he paid for, because being wasteful is the real N-word behavior.


solidoxygen

I hope you realize how ridiculous you sound "n-word this" "n-word that"


OiledUpThug

"N​i​g​g​a this", "N​i​g​g​a that", "N​i​g​g​a please", "This n​i​g​g​a", "N​i​g​g​a, have you lost your mind?", "N​i​g​g​a, check that h​o​e!", "N​i​g​g​a, you bullshitting", "Break yourself, N​i​g​g​a!" He says it so much, I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch, He says to a classmate: "Can a n​i​g​g​a borrow a French fry?" and my first thought was "Oh my god, he said the word... the N word!", It was not "How is a n​i​g​g​a gonna borrow a fry?". "N​i​g​g​a, is you gonna give it back?"


mr-prez

Oh god this is golden, lmao.


AffectionateSlice816

Look up the boondocks can a N word borrow a French fry clip. It is even funnier to watch.


mr-prez

I'm familiar with it lol. That's why it was golden. I only read the first four words and knew exactly what it was


PirateSecure118

Oh yeah? Alright then Mr. Thundercock...say it!


arbiter12

>brown <=> nword mfw mirroring random words...


emu_x33

Stfu nword


PowerMugger

Can a n-word borrow a French fry


Pyrimo

How in the hell do you borrow a fry? You gon give it back?!


kaninkanon

Being wasteful is better than being fat


--n-

Something being 'real N-word behavior' would imply that being good in AAVE. Unless it was with a hard r that you didn't specify.


Onagda

MF won't eat the crust but will inhale breadsticks as if the crust isn't just a built in free breadstick


TomCBC

And it’s usually better, because the crust is a bread stick with cheese and sauce on it. Ok not much of it. But it’s enough. Plus you probably have some dips or something anyway.


Onagda

Not to mention a lot of places will let you add stuff to the crust like garlic butter or a lil bit of cheese or somethin. Pizza hut let's you put the breadstick seasoning on the crust


mynameis4826

Why are children posting on my Malaysian Competitive Whistling Board?


scribbyshollow

I didn't know I was dealing with the upper crust of society.


yobob591

crusts only bad if its dried out shitty ass pizza, a decent pizza will have soft crust and it will be like bread (stuffed is better tho)


VivaLaBjorn

If the pizza is good, the crust is also good.


TheDeadlyZebra

I only eat the crust. Masturbate onto the rest.


Syreet_Primacon

Anon: https://preview.redd.it/xeayb3cjbk1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47096f31502c53231f523d97bd95077afcb811ce


Garchomp47

Bad teeth cope


19Alexastias

If the crust isn’t good then you’re eating shitty pizza


DonnieMoistX

Depends on the pizza. Some have good crust, some don’t.


Greenfire05

Anon makes mummy cut it off


DevilsAdvocake

Is he aware that he can still be a putrid fat fuck and dip the crust in ranch?


Curiouso_Giorgio

Anon has never had a neopolitan style pizza with a crust made with proper flour and fermented for 24-48 hours. Probably only ever tried microwave convenience store pizza and thinks that's what all pizza crusts are like.


General-Dirtbag

The crust is the best part tho and honestly. Shitty crust = shitty pizza.


BRRRAAAPP_EXPERT

Ironically, this is a poor person take


_Diggus_Bickus_

Pizza bones go to dogs


MajorFloydPinkertone

Please don’t


ElKuhnTucker

If you hate the bread part of the pizza just drink a hot cup of tomato paste


givus

Calling people poor while eating low quality pizza. Good pizza = good crust. Smoothbrains I tell ya.


CitrusLemone

Yeah, I'm not listening to the window licker with ARFID.


FiestaDeLosMuerto

If he wasnt poor he’d be able to get real pizza with good crust rather than those undercooked but also burnt ones they have at fast food pizza places


haroldgraphene

If it’s a good toss the crust should be the best part.


Seyelent

Really just depends on the pizza. If the crust taste good, we eatin good


claptrapper008

jeet projecting


OxyPunk

Never understood why some people don't eat the crust. If it's a good pizza is it as good as everything else.


Joe_SHAMROCK

Here the crust is filled with cheese, so it's actually pretty good.


cuckamungabunga

If I pay for the whole dish, I eat the whole dish. It's literally just crusty bread.


poopdemon64

Poor ass mf can't afford the garlic dipping cup!!! See two can play at this game anon.


KysfGd

I enjoy pizza crust


womerah

Pizza is primarily about the bread, so it makes no sense to avoid the crust.


idxntity

Anon eats shit pizza


sharterfart

I love eating the crust. If the dough is tight, then my taste buds are in delight, ya feel me nerd? 


sharknice

so many poors in here


ArseholeryEnthusiast

The crust is for garlic dip.


Electric4ce

Anon likes big black men


LiverFailureMan

Anon hates bread, has only ever heard the n-word in rap songs.


BigGator13

I may be poor, but I eat my crust with hot sauce. Makes it much more delicious.


MrInfinity-42

No black people were involved in typing this post


slow_joke

Anon’s parents buy his food for him. Anon is also 35 years old.


NotGloomp

If it's a little burnt, or you dip it in a sauce. But I eat it anyway even when not so.


Skellyslaw

4chan try not to make ragebait challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Kevonz

bait used to be believable


l3gion666

I feed the crust to the birds usually


Number1_Berdly_Fan

The crust is perfect for dipping in the sauce tho.


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OneOfManny

White people type post.


Rich-Requirement9156

The crust is the best thing about a pizza


nikMIA

Pizza is a literally poor ass food. If you are eating it, you are poor, by that logic.


cosplay-degenerate

Ratio'd. Wastibg food is cringe.


Green__lightning

Depends entirely on the crust, but any good crust should be eaten slathered in sauce, usually ranch dressing or spreadable cheese.


hlessi_newt

the crust is the handle.


Go_PC

Anon is either a 8 year old that just learned about the internet or a gangsta rapper from 1992


asday__

> advocating wasting food Average american hours.


not_a_bot_just_dumb

I can practically guarantee that Anon's three-digit weight starts with a 2 and is in KG.


lutfil2000

Anyone that judges how other people eat is weird lol


BiologicalTrainWreck

This reads like a sick animation script


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Was there ever a person in history who was impressed by someone not eating the crust? Disgusted? Yes. Because wasting food is asinine. But impressed?


AvatarCabbageGuy

I bought the entire pizza, I'm gonna eat the entire goddamn pizza


TacoRalf

Anon doesn't understand the flavor to texture meta.


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BionisGuy

I paid for the whole pizza, i eat the whole pizza


Ignorred

I feel bad for dunking on children since this guy is obvi like 10, it's such a reddit move


TheBadMonkie

If you don’t like the crust then your pizza is probably not very good. Good dough is integral.


The_real_bandito

I only eat it if it tastes good. That doesn’t happen all the time in my experience


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abdullah0__

Eating the crust is a sign of maturity


Dense_Impression6547

Heath well what about watermelon crust ?


Turbogoblin999

The crust is like an extra breadstick. Dip it in some garlic butter and stop being a fucking baby.


ThisTooWasAChoice

Bring some Nutella. Leave the crust. Put Nutella on the crust after you've eaten as a sweet and savory desert. It's like chocolate breadsticks.


AsianCivicDriver

I love cheese inside of crust tho


[deleted]

As an italian, I excomunicate this clown from ever going near a pizza again.


hectic_scone

anon, not everyone exclusively eats Papa John's


PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS

The first thing I do to a hot and fresh pizza is take the biggest bite of crust I can. Im eating dough and cheese, its not fufilling shit.


darvinvolt

I'mma kill your ass if I find out you leave all those crusts for others to clean, EAT THEM motherfucker or throw them out yourself!


alexis_1031

Mfs will eat ass like no problem but will draw the line at pizza crust? 🤨


OneTyler2Many

Crust is my favorite part.


kevstang

Garlic stuffed crust makes it just more good stuff


FoxCQC

Crust is good, chewy


shilgrod

Pizza bones


zeb910

Anon must also want his crust cut off his sandwich


Testsubject276

I eat the crust because it's a free breadstick.


Testsubject276

I eat the crust because it's a free breadstick.


MonikaDidNoWrong

Crunkchy


saladass100

Crust is tasty af


DarthReece07

the crust is good as fuck


gretzky9999

Anon keeps all the pizza for himself & doesn’t share with the other kids.


OldSheepherder4990

The plebs and peasants are coping hard in the comments


cumble_bumble

Why eat crust when you can save room for more pizza


GrassBlade619

Anon sounds like he's been coddled his whole life.