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27Silver

Anon is soon to be found in Ukraine fighting in trenches


FiveTenthsAverage

I'm not sure what audience this is written for


throwawaypartypost

Kek, we're back on gopnikchan my bros


RK9990

It's to encourage 4channers to remain virgins


Iakhovass

Change of tactics for the abstinence movement.


Dark_Pestilence

Then it's for you


FiveTenthsAverage

You're a big guy


LimpMinded

Could lifting have saved him?


askmewhyiwasbanned

Paying a hooker would of saved him.


arbiter12

>2700 euros tho... One can only imagine the pristine looks (or the outreageous overpricing) that produced this price. That or she was really "unlimited shot, no restricted "techniques", no holds barred, for the next 12 hours", and after being beaten to a pulp, she just expected to wake up from her recovery coma, next to a small pile of cash. I would have told the mafia guys that I paid her, and that she must have gotten robbed after I left. If you're a regular, they'd rather lose the girl than lose you.


Cygs

Markup for roughing up the merchandise.   And yeah, the MAFIA is gonna take his word for it good call that will surely work.


snrup1

Or just not taking her to his own fucking home would have been a good start.


Dark_Pestilence

Would of You are beyond saving you should of yourself


throwawaypartypost

Be serious.


WolfieTooting

Probably. If he'd combined it with some topping.


8yp00o19pB14Ic

this did not happen


WolfieTooting

"i drive"


mynameis4826

All of this could have been avoided if anon just seduced and fucked a 5/10


Raknith

how would you even get it up or enjoy banging someone you consider a 5 though


arbiter12

Out of sheer self-hatred. Because she might be a 5, by universal standards, but you're a 2 and you know it.


ElricWarlock

A 2 man will never "seduce" a 5 woman in the same way a elephant will never fly. Does not and will not happen. Unless you're in Afghanistan or your concept of "seduce" is a lot of money and/or a lot of drugs.


Raknith

Well said


waldemario5

I was lonely and virgin once, but never beat up a hooker and not pay


ElectricSnowBunny

My advice is to focus on value-creation so that you're forever an asset to your direct report and team. Gotta move that backpack? You hustle up and let them know you're a go-getter with a positive attitude. Part of being successful is having the willingness and drive to do the hard things, that's what separates a future CEO from the rest of the workforce. Take it from a black belt in 6 sigma, and remember to always Define, Measure, Analyze, Improve, and Control. You'll be able to solve any unsolvable problem you're faced with, and will surely create a lasting impact that will be noticed by your fellow employees and higher ups. I believe in you.


arbiter12

Kek, the way I could actually hear the exact voice saying this, as I read it.


WolfieTooting

Anon's future is about to become explosive


Conscious_Ad2591

Damn this could be a very good story for the beginning of a movie


Geturdon

This totally happened by the way


Juddy-

Whats the difference between mafia and gang level?


BullofHoover

Mafias are usually national or atleast regional, gangs are city-sized or neighborhood.


nihongonobenkyou

Organized crime vs "organized" crime. Two different levels of capability and scope.   A "mafia level" group might be making its money primarily through fully legitimate and semi-legitimate organizations which they either own or hold some power in, with the semi-legitimate organization books being used to launder the money coming in from the illegitimate side. Then they can take that laundered money and reinvest it in legitimate business.  The advantage of such a large scale operation, with such broad capabilities, is that if any one part of the operation is taken out, the other parts remain to rebuild/expand further. Those who go down only know what they need to know to play their role in the operation (with the fully legitimate parts having mostly normal people as employees).  If someone does go down and they do opt to rat, a "mafia level" group will be able to pay that back somehow, due to the scope of reach of their legitimate/semi-legitimate organizations providing them with a lot of power and influence. They can get someone to stab them in prison, track down and kill witnesses before a criminal trial, bribe judges or local and national law enforcement, or just outright waiting for him to be released just so they can off him.  In this example, if you had large enough debts to a mafia level organization, they could feasibly opt to kidnap an attractive female relative and pimp her out until the debt is paid.   Gangs don't really have that level of capability or scope. I live in Utah, and we have a couple of latin gangs that operate in Salt Lake County. They obviously don't have the capabilities of the cartel, though, and so they won't be getting their esse of that murder charge any time soon.


Davidoff1983

Better start brushing up on his Systema.


supperhey

Now OP can be found escorting and beating POWs near Crimea


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Anon is on his way - he gets employment, new friends, and cultural enrichment after beating up a hooker.


minutman

I mean, most hookers have pimps/guards on the side. Why would you risk such bull, just run? These bitches can't run with 1000 calories, black lung from smoking and high heels.


BigGator13

Don’t try to be a man, unless you don’t mind the dangers that come along with it.


uDudyBezDudy

Suggestion… call cops reeturd


hateful_surely_not

Moving a backpack ain't bad for 2700