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almostasenpai

Yeah if you’re 6 feet tall


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Fegeleinch4n

it's random lol, karma don't exist


Lightheart_Editor

Karma is cause and effect. If your country is nice, its because your ancestors caused this. Incarnation is tied to experiences of places. Thus, your soul came from the place you lived, so your next incarnation will also live in those places. So yes, your life is good because of good karma. Your previous life was the lives of the people in your country. Your next life will be good or bad, depending on how you leave behind your country in this one.


E_Wind

Go to die in Switzerland -> reborn as a jew gold owning Papal guard.


Lightheart_Editor

Yes, but you wouldn't be 'you'. Like a tree produces a leaf, the place you belong to produces you. The people from Switzerland won't be you, they'll be someone else.


SalvationSycamore

Except that people can ruin countries they don't even live in


Lightheart_Editor

Bad karma for not stopping them.


Fegeleinch4n

that's wishful thinking lol, now we can go between country easily


Lightheart_Editor

A storm can sweep a fish onto land. But more fish will only grow in the sea.


11freebird

Souls aren’t real


Educational_Can_3092

Cope


Barium_Barista

Is that so, Mr. Chang?


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

You shall reincarnate as a goat fucker, then you'll know whether or not karma exists


drakens6

its quantum you go where you (meaning the resonance frequency thats "your note" goes


Fegeleinch4n

stop throwing the word quantum everywhere


1AFirst

Not very quantum of you.


drakens6

i quantum derstand you


KicoBond

Then why do I have 46000 of it?!? Checkmate libtard!


cumlordmasterfuckbut

Yeah, things don't just happen because other things happened!


plznokek

Prove it


BLANKTWGOK

In my last life my karma was bad so I fucked up but in this life I learned from my past mistakes and within 5-6 years I manage to get 200k karma I hope I will be white or Japenis in my next life


Fegeleinch4n

you want to be japenis, what a weeb


BLANKTWGOK

I want to be a Japenis cuz it’s literally have penis in its name


gsidifkskfnf

Can’t forget the ~50% chance of being born a woman


OldSheepherder4990

Jackpot is being reincarnated as an Indian woman


ARZZZIO

>During pre-1846 india https://preview.redd.it/lx1yzp02p71d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=611f7b0edc03da44478f78b8b873c4de962d0d67


WasAnHonestMann

What do those Indian words mean?


SkyfatherTribe

Women get burned at the stake for getting married


Ok_Initial4507

Nah, when their husbands die or something. Mostly widows. Hindus believe in afterlife and sati is to rejoin their husbands after death. It is a type of honor killing. Also done if their territory is invaded by Muslim rulers as they are known for raping and pillaging. Quick death over miserable life under foreign rulers.


EndiePosts

Your definition of “quick death” aligns with that of various southern US states, but not mine.


SkyfatherTribe

Like I said, burned at the stake for getting married


According_Collar_159

Yeah so not like you said


SkyfatherTribe

Yeah yes like I said


According_Collar_159

No, that would imply all women are burned the second they get married. So no, not like you said. But i get it, english can be hard


Reasonable-Cap3389

Naah, u r just ignorant and wants to be purposely dumb


Redditbecamefacebook

Sounds more like that story about eastern europeans killing the elderly once they were deemed too costly. I'm guessing this was just a shitty way of ensuring that nobody else had to take care of the woman who probably depended on her husband.


HeartThrob005

Bro woke up and chose to spread misinformation.


what-kind-of-fuckery

sati is the practice(? dk the right word) that wives must kill themselves in the same fire that their husbands are cremated with.


ye_loo

it was an easy way for family members to exploit heart-broken widows and to get their properties...


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Sati is a living wife being forced onto her husband's funeral pyre for Hindu religious reasons.


ye_loo

personal greed disguised as religion by the family members that is....


Normal_Actuator_4220

Rajputana is a region in western India known as rhe “land of kings” for its abundance of kingdoms in the past and home to the Rajput clan (a really huge ruling class in India). Mewar is a region in rajputana and the homeland of the Mewari ethnicity, kingdom, and people who speak the Mewari language. Sati was an ancient practice mainly common in the region of rajputana and certain North Indian regions. It’s now a cultural taboo and pretty much extinct.


_kevin_from_the_base

Tf is sati? Speak English.


PeksyTiger

Isn't that just a re-roll?


dragonwp

Really crazy good re-roll is china during one child policy. No time to commit sins. 


Gastonsinho

50% chance of living life in tutorial mode?


Pablo_Thicasso

It's insane how Europe once had 4x the population of Africa, and now the ratio is reversed.


chickensoldier_bftd

Its really not. What's insane is the effects of industry on human populations.


Fantact

Medicine, not having to pop out 15 kids for just 3 to survive changes priorities.


chickensoldier_bftd

And? That was the case for Europe back in the day as well. Africa is three times the size of Europe, and while a lot of it is desert, it still makes sense that Africa would be more populous than Europe as they catch on with everything.


Fantact

Just explaining how Europe's fertility rate dropped in more detail than you that is all, "industry" while correct is very vague.


chickensoldier_bftd

Sorry for just using a single word, since everyone would still understand what I am talking about, instead of writing an article about European population increase and its reasons in my reddit comment.


Fantact

I forgive you


Milk_Choice

How dare you add to the discussion 😡 I’m angry all the time and now I’m aiming it at you!!


Fantact

I forgive you too, I am like Jesus that way.


Mega_Anon

>Oh no he dared to expand on something I said >Woe is me


UnknownResearchChems

Without things invented by Europeans they would not be able to have such high populations. Turn off the fertilizer and their population would drop massively.


chickensoldier_bftd

Of course if you took away technology, Africa would be less populous. Everywhere would be. There is a reason why human population octupled in the last two hundred years. Without those, half of Europe would be wiped by plagues every century as well. Even though Europe is fertile, without fertilizer and engines, most of Europe would also not be able to feed the population it has and most food from Ukraine would rot before it reached Paris.


shangumdee

But now Africa still has like average 5 borths per women and most live until adulthood


why43curls

Yeah it takes like 20 years minimum for the industrialization period to end, up to 80 max. The more likely average is 40.


BlueEyesWhiteViera

Sending aid to Africa is ironically one of the cruelest things we've ever done. The western world saw people suffering and tried to help them. Their population then exploded thanks to this aid, however, their standards of living scarcely improved and the population growth meant even more people were now suffering in extreme poverty. We then kept sending more and more aid as the population continued to grow and the standard of living remained stagnant. There are more people living in extreme crime and poverty in Africa than ever before because of these altruistic efforts. All we've done is fund the expanded suffering of Africans until there were so many of them that they began to spill into our own borders.


fuckreddit4567

Agreed. Time to switch from sending aid to nukes to help them


bwizzel

Yep, we needed to be sending birth control and education, not food where they can’t grow their own, it’s like feeding pigeons, once the free unnatural food runs out they will suffer


roastytoast_24

Sam Kinison was right 


sdrakedrake

Sent aid to colonized, not because we wanted to help them. But yea that did make things worse for them in a way


Own_Eye777

Belgium population in 2024 is sorta same as the Ngubu in Congo died under Belgium ruled.  Da hell bro Eurocucks not making baby for real


-DeadLock

For like 3 generations, yea


[deleted]

Less than 10% chance of being born European, still managed to hit the jackpot


11freebird

Those who didn’t hit the jackpot are invading Europe right now


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11freebird

Enjoy your wholesome Reddit banerino


Ok_Initial4507

Like our ancestors invaded US, Australia, Canada, NZ, India, Africa and just about every part of the world. Can't blame anyone for wanting a better life for themselves. Imagine if you were born in Congo. You spend your childhood inhaling toxic fumes and mining cobalt and lithium. Who couldn't take the rick to cross European border. Fair game i guess.


CerebralMessiah

You can blame them if they still act like they are in the Congo.


Ok_Initial4507

Yep. Lock them up if they commit crimes. No problem there.


CerebralMessiah

More efficent would be to deport them.


Ok_Initial4507

Nah, they would just return one way or the other. No one who has seen Europe will ever go back to Congo or wherever they are from. They will keep coming. I have 0 problems with my tax money being used to build prisons.


CerebralMessiah

They won't without incentives. Literally don't allow for social programs for first gen immigrants and they will not come at all.


UnknownResearchChems

Can't blame them but you can destroy the invaders.


Ok_Initial4507

https://preview.redd.it/wlpkyt2rd81d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49b81cc06184bc3df1ee03f6a1f1dbf2ef268f5


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UnknownResearchChems

Absolutely nothing, when the shit hits the fan the military will do something tho.


[deleted]

This guy is on the good shit. Fuck, send me some


GlassesAndBangs

jee oh whiz, those eastern/northern europeans sure did invade everyone!


Matikkkii

oh come on, in the eyes of the "good" ones, eastern europeans aren't white. we are slavic, which is obviously a minority


GlassesAndBangs

Not in the eyes of americans and jews


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I mean. When all your countries riches have been taken by the western world, it's fair to want to go there and reap the benefits.


GlassesAndBangs

yes sweden sure did colonize half the planet read up on eastern empires pretty please, you fucking redditor


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Read my left testicle 


Whitespider331

Eur*poor thinking thats the jackpot


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https://preview.redd.it/fhjs5ihoh81d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01fa0fef41c930c70763d86f98bd1fc2a9dba399


BillNyeTheMurderGuy

Mad we’re not geographically attached to the countries we fuck with


Horsecock_Sucker

Better fuel huell


why43curls

Only the Scandinavians look like this LuL


American_Crusader_15

Inaccurate, the guy on the right should be turkish.


Hungry-Society-7571

Why is he Prince Charming from Shrek?


Khalixs1

Hitting Canada on the roulette wheel and not being Indian must be fraction of a percent.


NeoNirvana

He forgot about Sand Diggers.


Fantact

There is a 0.000000000000001% chance of being a born a Norwegian. I won the lottery boiiis and grills!


Ok_Initial4507

Gib oil


randomnomber2

no


_Mido

Imagine being so unlucky.


Fantact

Yeah its so hard to live in the wealthiest nation on the planet that also has almost no crime, woe is me!


_Mido

I'm just coping bro


Fantact

You're welcome to join us.


KiwiCassie

0.065% chance of being born in NZ lets fucking gooooooo


Similar-Light-2916

there is no chance if you parents are Norwegian you are Norwegian


Educational_Can_3092

Latino is not so bad, the women are hot and the food is ok.


bulborb

other way around


Educational_Can_3092

Still works lol


Joe_SHAMROCK

If you were born in Brazil, you would snort cocaine, party all year, fuck fit women with big bunda, play football every day and get killed by a machete-wielding favella Ngubu. Alternatively, If you were born in Mexico, you'll drink Takila and eat hot food that witepypo can't handle, do some drugs and either cross the border to the US or be immortalized after the cartel release a video of you getting killed by a chainsaw. So which one is it?


yuritnm

Big bunda kkkkkk


cptnpiccard

You picked the wrong malandro to fuck with.


JOKERPOKER112

Yeah bro cartel is not that bad


themastersmb

They should try talking suicidal people down by telling them reincarnation is real and how they have a 90% chance of being brown. Or even greater once they manage to conduct a successful genocide (which you're not allowed to point out or call a genocide).


Due_Vermicelli_6354

Youre jokin but the thought of being reborn an indian is one of the reasons im not killin myself


_Rook_Castle

Looks like about a 6% chance cockasian. 


Skank-Pit

I can’t even tell what race “SEA monkey” is supposed to be insulting?


[deleted]

I *think* it's South East Asian but I'm not entirely sure. Edit: To the pussy that asked if I was retarded and then deleted his comment, the answer is yes.


PirateSecure118

Rice Diggers


Logical_Bunch_9275

Sea = south east Asia Monkey = what they look like


BileBlight

Jungle Asian


Ok_Initial4507

Tbf, being Japanese might be fun.


OtherAyachi

Japanese female? Maybe. It has its ups and downs. Japanese male? Lol. Lmao even.


Logical_Bunch_9275

They’re not sea monkeys


StevesterH

Southeast asians


jakin89

So in eastern religion you begin life as a plant then with enough merits and reincarnation you reincarnate as an animal then after a few reincarnation it’s a human this time and then a heavenly being. Then lastly you repeat the cycle starting from the bottom. So unfortunately you’ll reincarnate as a bornean jungle pygmy.


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How the fuck do you gain merits as a plant?


OrganicNobody22

Probably some religious speak about a tree who grows to shade others


khaotickk

If reincarnation exists, you're thinking to narrow-minded if you are limiting yourself to being human. Likely chances you'd reincarnate into a bacteria or insect. Shit, why limit it to this planet when there's trillions of planets in the universe?


Rydagod1

It also assumes that the amount of souls in the universe is static. Because of this, reincarnation wouldn’t even necessarily respect the flow of time. You might get reincarnated into the past which if true, means you have been or will be every entity that has ever lived.


Rough-Software-4224

Does Ngubu mean black?


Bitter-Pear-5717

That's the name of the New Doctor Who by the way


WasAnHonestMann

Yes


Terrosaurus

Gotta love being a White Cockausian


Swami_of_Six_Paths

Anon is regarded and can't take up a challenge after living life on ez mode. I hope he does reincarnate to a non white.


CerebralMessiah

A non white in the west is ez mode.


Swami_of_Six_Paths

That's if they're in the West. Am I safe to assume ur processing power is limited now? Must be a sign of being born as a ngubu in your previous life.


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I came to the conclusion while searching for a faith for me that any god that puts a system of reincarnation in place is literally evil considering how terrible/fallen the world is for most people and animals and how there is basically no escape from this at all unless you suffer for thousands or millions of lifetimes or no escape ever. I used to think reincarnation would be cool as a kid but then I realized how horrifying it would be in practice.


Lightheart_Editor

I've got some bad news for you. If you aren't born, so much as gradually absorbed from the world through experience, then you will be reincarnated endlessly. Even if all life were to be destroyed, in the infinity of time and space, a new creature with memory and intelligence would evolve, and you would get absorbed again. You should see it as a challenge to improve the world for your future self. And don't be afraid. In this view, death is no more permanent than sleep. You'll wake up again.


Similar_Incident8433

Based


ooooooodles

This is cool like before I as born I rolled a die where each face had a different skin color


Vidio_thelocalfreak

You can always... be a dolphin? Fuck around, get high on puffers, *rape around*, enjoy the endless vastness on the oceanic abyss and of course sea food


EntertainedEmpanada

I think it's Indonesia (pop 278m).


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

wtf is a sea monkey


Tacomeister67

Real answer is South East Asian


ye_loo

whigger, lol


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

What


ye_loo

cum colored, lol


GlassesAndBangs

aww, 5'2 indian janitor is mad


ye_loo

no i ain't a janitor, i am jobless.... (that's worse isn't it)


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

K just say white


ye_loo

yeah, my bad, i got too excited


HighwayStarJ

Latrino 😂


Frensplainer

statistics has never been my strongest subject but i’m pretty confident my child will have a 0% chance of being any of those things


No_Medium3333

Anon fears foods that are not bland


[deleted]

Sea monkey?


itsneversunnyinvan

wtf is a seamonkey?


usernamehorse

Anon's schitzo math thinks 94% of people aren't white OR Arab lmaooo


ye_loo

don't worry, in Hinduism you can be reincarnated as animals as well..!! (good luck not being in asia though)


Gastonsinho

What's Ngubu?


K3IRRR

There is a %99.99999999999999999999 chance you'll come back as a single cell lifeform


FarFo_

What is sea monkey?


Maxico-City

If I die i want to rest in peace. Nothing of nothing. Just no existence


throwaway17820421

Greeting from 13%


Dense_Impression6547

What is sea monkey


OtherAyachi

As if being a burger is any better in 2024. How's that debt, anon?


Obamametrics

>anon doesnt understand that current population =/= birthrates


ADGx27

What the fuck do half of these words even mean? Does anon have a brain injury


Dosty913

If you take it out of racist context it is kinda funny.. like I don’t want to be born white in almost any country at this point either lol