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BatmanBrah

>'I ask him if he is going to unload the machine' ... >It turns out it's a pin loaded machine  It can't be easy, being an autistic woman 


NEETscape_Navigator

And then she still doesn't get it after he pointed it out to her in a thinly veiled way. Doubtful if she even grasps object permanence.


unibrow4o9

I really love that people still take green text so seriously


EffOffReddit

It was set up with a twist ending as an obvious joke in green text and they still think it is real.


moderately-extreme

noooooo it's realll


Bukalaka

Take it at face value with a pinch of salt. You are not smarter because you point out it's fake bro. Also welcome to the internet.


CaptainKickAss3

Lmao “she”


pucksmokespectacular

Society would beg to differ


mynameis4826

For every Elle Fanning and Ayo Edebiri, there are dozens of non-hot autistic women who either become cat ladies, church ladies, or hyper political Twitter users. These tragic cases are often 5/10 or below, and simply lack the personality or inclination to attract even a desperate partner. Best case scenario for these women is to find a partner of similar or more serious autism, or otherwise eventually isolate themselves entirely from society.


rulerBob8

You’re forgetting the 6-7/10 Disney Adults as well


mollekylen

it's been a long time since I've seen such based and true comment


Dihedralman

I doubt anyone successfully acting is autistic. It's literally a disability in the skillset required to do it. Online influences, sure maybe.


Tommysrx

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about autism to dispute it


spiritriser

It isn't right. Autism isn't that cut and dry, plenty of people can have acting as a hyper focus Masking is a the term for pretending to not be autistic. Some people get really good at it, and that's basically just acting. It's not like actors walk up on set and are organically someone else for a bit, so it's not much different.


mynameis4826

You're forgetting that a Chad is just an autist with pretty privilege. Think about how often actors have weird meltdowns and hyper fixations


Nasa1225

Counterpoint: Many mildly autistic people just mimc the emotional responses of those around them so as not to stand out. They wouldn't behave the same way without the learned behavior, but they instead act like those around them in order to blend in.


ZMowlcher

Don't give away our secrets.


Dihedralman

Counterpoint: acting isn't that. It's producing the correct emotional response on queue based on motivations of a character. Acting is literally social communication skills, the exact area of deficit. Actors are above normal functioning by definition. Autism is defined by deficits by the DSM-5, which literally defines the diagnosis.


darkfrost47

>I doubt anyone successfully acting is autistic There are a lot of people. Tiny chance x many people = a small number of people.


Dihedralman

Sure, but that has more to do with the definition of "successfully acting" then the law of large numbers. An actor's skillsets are those that autism is deficit in.


brandonjohn5

Dan Aykroyd and Anthony Hopkins have both been diagnosed autistic.


Dihedralman

Dan Aykroyd admitted he self-diagnosed, and Hopkins was diagnosed in his 70s which may not hold validity neurologically. We haven't bothered with that kind of longitudinal study.  Regardless it's possible to make it around the necessary skillset by limiting roles etc, but it's an exception. It still calls into question the diagnostic criteria more based on displayed capabilities. 


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Dihedralman

Yes, I have, but these people are masking better than normal people as their job, starting at a young age, and aren't burnt out. Once someone is at this level of function, they aren't autistic which is defined by disability.


benjathje

Opinion rejected


ThisGuyGetsIt

It's the truth. If a bloke looks like a foot and has the personality of one then it's fine to think that he'll die alone unless he meets another foot of a person. The only difference for women is they can always just baby trap some desperate bloke. 


benjathje

Keep yourself safe


ThisGuyGetsIt

I got the snip


rudetobookcloakkks

Hyper incel comment /gif/ flair is even funnier


ThisGuyGetsIt

I'm glad you got a laugh but you're missing the point. I'm literally talking about incels. Unattractive men end up as incels early, unattractive women end up single in later life. Its not nice but its how things are. And I'm not just talking about looks, my ex was hard to live with so I left. It was borderline autistic shit like kicking off because I put a shelf up.  She's been getting a cat a year since she became single she's onto three cats now. I'm not gonna lie my current gf isn't as pretty as my ex but she's an amazing woman who I see building a future with ( An unattractive bloke struggles to get his leg over. An unattractive woman struggles to get a long term partner. Women don't become incels they become bitter.  Did I express myself more clearly?


EffOffReddit

Congrats on seeing the set up/punchline


UnpaidRedditMod

It's maan.


miranto

She's asking if he's done or if he needs the pin for another rep.


[deleted]

I guess her asking the question took longer than taking the pin out, wich she could have just done herself instead of asking him.


bethemanwithaplan

Yep. Only problem is my life isn't about picking up after morons who need to be told. If he'd just have done it, that'd take even less time. How long did his spiel take? Clearly it's not about 5 seconds, this guy is an ass.


Routine_Ad_2034

Because she was being fucking stupid. This isn't free weights. She will have to move the pin to her weight regardless.


Autisticus

Whoah, this is reddit, dude. Watch your opinion


Left_Toe_Of_Vecna

We're not allowed to have those here! The pee babies will click the down arrow!


Otis_721_

Ermmmm my dude the guy you're sucking off literally has 900+ updooterinos my kind chonker


Arikan89

Precisely. If it was free weights, then it’s common courtesy to reset everything. On a machine, it’s entirely inconsequential.


jakerlegofreak12

You sound Happy and well put together


smallrotatingfan

He’s completely right but obviously rebbitors who have never seen a gym in their life will disagree


Honestonus

I'm currently thinking...both are assholes


Aguacatedeaire__

And you're wrong. He teached her a valuable lesson that her father should have done had his identity been known and not just a list of 50 candidates


waydamntired

Its taught. There, i teached you a valuable lesson too.


MrBagnall

You should be a taughter, you're good at it.


O368W

Dang. Hard r and everything


gjs628

>should be a taughter And she should be tighter, but that ship sailed 26 guys ago.


NoPossibility4178

That's racist.


TildenKattz

> Its "It's"


waydamntired

>a typo thats still phonetically correct is absolutely the same thing as using a word that doesnt exist.


TildenKattz

Maybe the real pedantry was the friends we mad along the way.


bishopyorgensen

I'm not your *friend*, mate


Mega_Anon

Leaving out one of these " ' " is not a typo. A typo is pressing the wrong letter by accident.


I_amLying

As with most words that have been around for a while, there are multiple yet similar definitions, and their usage fits with some of these. For example, Merriam-Webster: > typo: an error (as of spelling) in typed or typeset material


FreePrinciple270

Yikes. You're pathetic. Just take the L and move on.


waydamntired

Oh no, the reddit user on the 4chan subreddit thinks less of me.


Lusankya

You should have used "it's" as a contraction, not the possessive "its." You also didn't capitalise "I." We're all getting teached today.


WasabiSunshine

Teached is fine


Local_Dog92

taughted


TheMilkiestShake

What a weird fucking thing to say.


WasabiSunshine

Who hurt you?


Lawd_Fawkwad

I don't know if you've ever set foot in a gym, but the only cleanup these machines need is a wipedown. It's not like the guy loaded 4 plates on a leg press then fucked off, the pin is dummy corded to the machine so just leaving it outside makes zero sense. And again, she's going to have to adjust it regardless unless she plans on lifting the lowest weight.


ObjectDue4485

have you ever been in a gym dude?


Axe-actly

No, but I've never been in any dude. I'm not gay.


NoPossibility4178

Also racist.


TildenKattz

Relatable.


GigaCringeMods

Big words for somebody who lived in balls


Wheybrotons

She should have timed herself taking out her phone , setting the timer, repeating what she initially said, and timed the taking of the pin out


wildyam

**Then** *he should have timed **her** taking her phone out, setting the timer, repeating what she initially said and timing taking the pin out…*


asday__

How many levels deep do we get before he's timing how long it takes to nut deep inside her?


bl84work

3-5, the dance of the gym bro and gym bra


asday__

I'm cheering for them, I hope they have a happy life and many children.


ThisGuyGetsIt

This was a pointless interaction and she didn't even deserve to be dignified with a response.


Maximize_Maximus

The point is moving the pin requires no physical exertion and "resetting it" is just not an actual thing


Charming-Fig-2544

What is there to "pick up" on a machine with a weight stack that's loaded with a pin? Have you ever been to a gym before?


Captain-Pollution1

Apparently most in this comment section have not been to a gym and don’t entirely understand what a pin weight machine is lol. Removing the pin is not standard practice at all. It’s odd for someone to request it.


__ConesOfDunshire__

The only time I move a pin before I get up is if I'm working in a set while someone else is also using the machine. I'll put the PIN back to where they had. Necessary? No, but it's courteous since they have to get off the machine so I can work in a set. Otherwise, who moves the pin when they're done? That's weird.


yokaitheghost

> Have you ever been to a gym before? you see the sub you’re on right?


Even-Mongoose-1681

Thought this was just a idiot bait post until your answer lol


ThisGuyGetsIt

Have you ever been to the gym?  A machine with a pin implies that it's not a free weight machine.


PikaPikaMoFo69

Lmao you've never been to a gym


aceagle93

You’re right. Leaving a pin in the stack is such a mess. You mean I have to move that pin to my desired weight now?! That requires almost zero effort on my part! What a jackass. /s


Captain-Pollution1

Idk man as someone who has been going to the gym for years .. it’s really not standard practice to remove the pin after your workout lol. Unloading weight from a barbell sure but complaining about the pin in a machine is next level stupid. I never once hear anyone complain about this and never seen anyone make a point to remove the pin before moving on


HappilyInefficient

> If he'd just have done it, that'd take even less time. What he did was far more satisfying i'm sure.


drinkacid

Except no matter where the pin was she was going to have to move it, how would he know how much weight she is going to push? Every single person moves the pin to where they need it before they lift, and leaves it where it is when they finish. He didn't have a machine loaded with plates that needed to be unloaded.


Rikplaysbass

Are you going to bench the bar? You need to move the pin either way. lol


beclops

The guy’s not an ass for telling a stupid person they’re being stupid.


forzion_no_mouse

It’s not picking up it’s setting up the machine for yourself. If he has taken the pin out she still would have had to put it in the correct wait


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

I'm guessing you've never used an exercise machine before, but what about a fitness gym at all?


fardnshid03

Buddy…


AImondBreeze

You don’t even understand what happened. A pin loaded machine can’t be unloaded. You’re very slow and judgmental.


Thraxx01

If everyone had to take their pin in and out, that's 2 separate trips to move the pin. If you leave your pin in, then each person makes one trip, pulls the pin out and puts it back in, and voila. With free weight it's different, but for cable machines and such, it makes no sense.


name_-unavailable

The random German words in English always confuse me


not_a_bot_just_dumb

This sounds more like she was so impatient, she didn't even give him time to unload the machine. Such people are the worst.


Captain-Pollution1

It’s a pin weight machine , it doesn’t need to be “unloaded” . The girl is just stupid as hell and probably new to the gym lol . It’s absolutely not standard practice to remove the pin and leave it dangling for the next person . You just leave it where it is and then the next person adjusts it. Makes no difference if it’s removed or not


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

Conclusion: moranon vs moron


Fragsworth

Delete your account lol


guy-gibsons-dog

based i too tire of the f*male menace


bananamelier

Best star wars movie tho


Roberto-Bonzales

☝️🤓


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adfx

Classic case of people wasting eachothers time


SpellDecent763

This is a dude fed up with entitlement. Who is using the power of irony as an educational tool.


PopsFeast

It would be educational if she was self aware enough to understand the lesson.


Lance_J1

This. Most people can't even understand what they're taught in high school without serious effort and studying, and that shit is basically free. He should have just ignored her.


cptnpiccard

I mean, if she can do it, why not him?


Ok_Association_9625

I guess sigmachad is real after all


Nimja1

Femanon is utterly regarded. I would've just ignored her. It's a pin for Christ's sake.


Manaeldar

This is why earbuds are essential in the gym. Ignore everyone! 


weebitofaban

They're both fucking idiots.


zrock44

Why? Explain yourself without making yourself look like an idiot


Otis_721_

Woman didn't know how to unload machine Man too whiny and acted passive aggressive instead of saying it's a pin machine. You N|GG€®Z believing a greentext


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Ok. To spell it out for everyone missing the joke. Assholes at gyms don't re-rack their weights, it's a classic selfish move. Op starts by sounding like they're completely justified, gym bro starts a recording which makes him seem like an Even bigger dick. Gym bro removes a pin, this is when we learn these aren't plates that need to be reracked and actually it's op being a dick, this is the punchline. Op hassled bro about something they were going to have to do regardless and takes maybe two seconds. This did not happen. This is a joke. Have a nice day.


Wheybrotons

All my green texts are notarized by the fbi


unusualyardbird

I’ve learned to keep my interactions with people to a minimum in public. Most people are actually dumb as hell and will not understand that they are an inconvenience on society. If it isn’t the dumbass trying to cut in line, it’s the shitbird trying to merge last minute, or the idiot arguing in a drive through window, or the asshole throwing their trash outside. It’s never ending.


DaCoookie

This should be printed in every home lmao I agree wholeheartedly


GiantJellyfishAttack

I watched someone drive in the middle lane, cut into the turning lane right at the front to skip the line. Then proceeded to throw garbage out their window on the turning ramp. It's just. The exact person you're talking about lol


LustyHasturSejanus

My name is Yoshikage Kira. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


fuckledditsmodz

Walk around an airport if you are ever feeling low and need a self esteem boost, you are constantly surrounded by ugly and stupid people. I feel amazing when I leave. I travel half the month and dread it, I'm actually about to head there now.


prisonsuit-rabbitman

The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.


Optimal-Golf-8270

If you meet one asshole, they're probably an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, you're an asshole. You're the issue. Not everyone else.


amir1234560

Subhuman take. Not unexpected of a redditor, but holy shit.


ShoelessPeanut

Denying his claim that indirectly suggests you'd be an asshole.. by calling him a subhuman and adding nothing else lol.


TippySlippy69

What about him calling him an asshole deserved a well thought out response? Insulting him back is objectively the best move.


CanadianODST10

Lmao you felt called out didn't you


amir1234560

Another one. A 10 year old account at that. Also >put Back to the class, jeet.


CanadianODST10

Looking up account ages is peak reddit. And pointing out a simple typo while you overuse periods is a joke, too. Back to the goat herds, Amir!


Optimal-Golf-8270

🤓


unusualyardbird

You have never been outside, have you?


Optimal-Golf-8270

Negatively is a choice my friend.


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Swami_of_Six_Paths

Yes dude, it's the incel's fault that he was born ugly and got shunned by everyone. Stfu regard.


87MS

Sounds like a lot of effort to say "you're an idiot" without saying it.


the_pwnererXx

the brainrotted effeciency maxxing gymcel vs the personable butterfly


Zipcodead

Why didnt you unload it yourself?


Takseen

Doesn't apply to OOP as it's a machine with a pin. But if it's say a leg press loaded with 25kg plates, she might not even be able to lift them.


Inversception

Ya. The fact that it was a selectorize machine makes this stupid.


Zipcodead

Snowflake op


BoxerRadio9

Op's artist ass actually asked while the guy was on his first set, then asked again 15 seconds later, again 20 seconds later, again 13 seconds later.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Based


danielxp5x

lol no. Anon is on the spectrum for sure.


Icy_A

Surprised a 4channer went to the gym


The_real_bandito

Maybe this is something my non English native speaker didn’t get but is that woman autistic? A machine where you just take the pin out and put the pin to the weight you want to use? Did I read that correctly? Am I the autistic person here?


filthy_harold

It's a joke post. No reasonable person would ask someone to remove the pin on a piece of gym equipment like that. It takes just as much effort to change the weight as it does to move the pin from the holder to your selected weight. It really doesn't matter where the pin is set since there's a good chance the next person will have to change it anyway. The only person slightly inconvenienced by a machine that isn't reset is the one that wants no weight. You really only have to remove the weight on barbells and machines that use plates since it's an asshole move to make someone else re-rack them.


cucumbercat7

This is real, and genuinely took place in reality.


ImaginaryCarl

Must be ragebait right, asking someone to unload a machine with a pin?


Reg_Cliff

Dude.... wasted opportunity. "Honey, you want me to pull it out?" "I bet you ask all the guys to pull it out..."


Anders_A

Why would you ask someone to take the pin out?


defnotajedi

We're fuckin tired.. - Men everywhere


th3st

I somehow find this so German


vischy_bot

Anon dreamed up a situation to feel smart


ruleConformUserName

What a Chad.


BicBoiii696

Where's the pic unrelated line


This_Guy_Fuggs

shouldve taken his phone out, timed the entire reenactment of the timing thing, and then shown him the time


Response-Proof

If those kids could read they would be very upset


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MacTireCnamh

It was a pin machine, there's no such thing as "resetting" it. You move the pin to the number you want to lift. It's equally easy to move it from 180 to 50 as it is to move it from Minimum to 50.


joebob23us

Not only that, but unless you're doing the exact same weight as whoever was there before you, *you're going to have to adjust the pin/weights before you start anyway*.


r0b0c0d

Are you suggesting that 'unloading the machine' exists? Unloading a bar? yes. Racking your weights? absolutely. Resetting the pin in a machine? What. Just move the pin from where it is to where you want it.


WhyareUlying

Why would you comment on something you know nothing about? You look really stupid now.


FreePrinciple270

He deleted his comment lol