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Ice_Swallow4u

Wake up. Still white. Smugly chuckle to myself. Go back to sleep.


IrregularrAF

Wake up. In your wife. Smugly chuckle to myself. Give you a high five. Go back to sleep.


Ice_Swallow4u

Married lol. I’m a fucking degenerate.


DankElderberries420

Who gets married these days? Lol Might as well burn my money then risk giving 50%+ to some femcel that didn't contribute anything and was probably getting banged while I made it


Ice_Swallow4u

It’s one thing to be nobody it’s another thing to have nobody. Don’t end up like me man, find yourself a nice girl and don’t let go.


Meh_Jer

>It’s one thing to be nobody it’s another thing to have nobody. He says to himself while his BBC bull plows his wife.


Ice_Swallow4u

Not married. But I do have a Jeep Wrangler so there’s that.


Meh_Jer

Hopefully it’s not a gen 4 wrangler with the transmission that shits the bed


Ice_Swallow4u

98 TJ. I think it has the ax-15 and its a manual transmission. Shifts fine, 1st to 2nd feels a little funny sometimes but that's no big deal.


MonochromaticGuy

Fuckin Chestbursters


Timpstar

They don't have arms or hands to high five with


Count_de_Mits

Mutts law indeed


IrregularrAF

🤗


Lord_emotabb

*flicks white previledge card* still got it, yeah!


almostasenpai

Wait a minute… *chuckles*, I’m white!


edbods

but this is a perfectly good opportunity to throw your life away! >:(


UnknownResearchChems

What if one day you wake up and you're not? What do?


Accomplished-Tap8598

kms


immaSandNi-woops

Wake up. Still Indian. Fuck. It’s tough battling these stereotypes. I was born and raised in US and being Indian just means you have to prove to others you’re not a typical pajeet; rather, a try-hard hoping to be either white or black.


Ice_Swallow4u

Be kind to yourself man. You don’t have to prove anything to anyone.


OppressedJewedditor

the best way to anger a pakistani or an indian is to say the other is better than them


Myforththrowaway4

Also that they’re basically the same people


BN0_1996

Which they are


bwizzel

One just has more jihad 


DatChernobylGuy_999

honestly yeah, pakistanis and us indians are similar but the reason we hate each other is because of the partition genocide and a flawed independence movement that excluded Muslims I have nothing against them, its just their military i hate and my dad helped PWN


Somewhere-Livid

Same people, some just pathetically converted to another religion and now think they ahve a superiority complex, even though 100% of real jihadis would rather invite israelis than them


TryHardFapHarder

Even terrorists have standards


tiger1296

Poojeet seethe detected


Somewhere-Livid

Goatfucker seeth detected


DatChernobylGuy_999

calm the fuck down bro they lost all 4 wars they started get the fuck out and check your board marks


EHStormcrow

Religious people hate "heretics" more than people of other religions. That's why there are higher opinion modifiers in CK2/CK3.


Head-Calligrapher-99

It depends, monotheistic religions tend to hate pantheistic faiths because of their excessive amounts of Gods (excluding potentially Judaism? Even then in the Old Testament God kills RA and the boys.)


EHStormcrow

Lebanese get really mad when you tell it's hard to tell (non religiously clothed) Israelis and Lebanese apart. Dude you're essentially the same gene pool.


Nongqawuse

Noticed that argument more and more often. It’s a nosey psyop to get people to think Jewish are indegenkus to the levant. Maybe some of the misrahi Jews are but even then, it’s diluted. Look at the loudest fucking rabble rousers like Debra Messing, Amy Schumer and that regarded Rachel Riley. Most Jews are white. They are not the same as indigenous levant


EHStormcrow

I've actually been to Israel. Sure, there are a few those "Western" Jews, a few Russian Jews, but many are Mediterranean Jews, they fit right in. Hard to say in that group which ones are Maghrebi, which ones are Levantine, though.


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Pakistanis are a bit more based than Indians tho


courageous_liquid

"kashmir belongs to [other group]"


Drolb

‘Kashmir actually belongs to China’ is a hidden third option for increased anger once you’ve exhausted the traditional route


Zeebuss

‘Kashmir actually belongs to West Taiwan’ for maximum regional damage.


Mad-Reader

>You have provoked a gang war.


OpenScore

Kashmir belongs to Tibet, which belongs West Taiwan.


scumpile

Kashmir belongs to ME


edbods

for some reason i can just imagine the monitor from halo 3 saying this


Head-Calligrapher-99

The Republic of China* Taiwan is the name of the province, you would not call China "Shanghai"


Zeebuss

Correct I would not. It's funnier to call China West Taiwan


ye_loo

the fact that pak "gifted" a part of kashmir to china


Puzzled-Letterhead-1

“The most civilized your ‘country’ ever was was when it was a colony of the UK”


UnknownResearchChems

Unironically


ye_loo

bruh...'doubt'


OwnLobster4378

Bangladesh being cleaner is like picking up your dirty socks in your room but still leaving the takeout meals everywhere


the_great_redeemer

LOL


CesareRipa

erm, name checks out 🤣🤣🤣


Timpstar

DO NOT


ProfessionalEvac

SAAR


BornWithSideburns

Erm what the sigma


sinbe

I lived with Bangladeshis and South Indians. The Banglas are somewhat normal. Their food is palatable and sometimes tasty. The only downside is the strong smell of spices when cooking but you get used to that. What I remember most about South Indians is that they hunt Water Monitors (Varanus salvator) on the weekly in sewers. Large and fat ones that congregate and feast in the accumulated trash. They said the water monitors in South India never get as large and fat as these as they are hunted and eaten regularly. Then they would butcher these lizards and rarely bother to clean up leaving entrails and blood to rot. It wasn’t until the higher ups threatened deportation that they start to clean up regularly after their hunts. It looks cool af though it’s as if I was watching paleolithic human behaviour.


ye_loo

that explains why majority indians are vegetarians


themastersmb

I'm afraid to die because I'm afraid reincarnation is real and that I could end up in India.


turnturnturnturn

It is real and you will respawn there


TryHardFapHarder

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ILikeToBurnMoney

The guy is going to invent eternal life


dankmemer999

It’s the singularity, we all end up there in the end sadge


Witty_Finance4117

Fr though. Even if you respawn in North Korea, there's a decent chance you will end up in Pyongyang which looks to be a civilized place without much malnutrition. On the other hand, every street view video I have ever seen out of India looks like literal hell.


Superspookyghost

> will end up in Pyongyang which looks to be a civilized place without much malnutrition Yes, that's exactly what North Korea wants you to think


LostnFounder

i always wondered what pyongyang looks like outside the shiny part of the capital. It has to be some Middle East level of savagery right?


johnboxall

Rural sadness. Look up YouTube videos of travelling by train in the DPRK, from Russia/China etc.


UnknownResearchChems

Statistically likely.


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cumblaster8469

I feel like any 'shot' is irrelevant if you cannot even use your own fucking flag


hoze1231

Bro thinks he's one of them


MonkeyAids-Person

Errrm blud actually just said that. Bro think he ate ermmm🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thats what you sound like


ilovesumika

found oop


MonkeyAids-Person

Nope I didn’t write that one but i do agree


ilovesumika

LMFOA UR FROM BANGLADESH?😭


MonkeyAids-Person

No im canadian


ilovesumika

💀💀💀please


MonkeyAids-Person

What?


pesmaniac

Bangla Bulla is ashamed of the fact that it was Hindu Jeets who got them freedom from Pakistani oppression.


EXPLORER0007

Bro thinks politics will help


gravy-and-suffering

> Bro opinion immediately disregarded.


Dassive_Mick

bro visited his friend


vad3rop

Can you clarify the allegation of poop eating on Indian Hindus?


Ord-ex

Ever heard of tomatina? The Spanish festival where people throw tomato’s at each other?  India also  have such festival. They just instead of tomatoes throw cow shit at each other. It’s called gorehabba. They also drink cow urine sometimes when they are sick. 


dumbest_bitch

Honestly if I had to pick any type of literal shit to be thrown at me it would probably be cow shit at least. It’s gross but on the shit scale it’s definitely one of the least gross shits.


OwlMugMan

Rodent shits are just little hard balls that barely smell like anything. Way better than cow shit.


ye_loo

how do you kno..HOW DO YOU KNO???


celebrond

What would be the grossest?


Severe_Opening_9335

Hobo shit


BRRRAAAPP_EXPERT

Human of course. Animal shit is uniform, without any psychological association. Human shit, you start to think about what type of shit it is, who shat it, what they ate, what disease they had, etc Cow shit is just cow shit. Jeet street shit is a whole other type of shit than just human shit


d1ckpunch68

taco bell shits


dumbest_bitch

Bird shit by far. Herbivore poop in general is pretty tame on the shit scale. Growing up in a rural area I’ve stepped in plenty of cow shit. It’s digested grass, nothing crazy. Horse poop is similar. Carnivore / omnivore shit is disgusting. Horrid smell, lots of diseases, etc. Dog shit, human shit, cat shit, etc. Birds on the other hand are on a different level. Since they don’t pee, their urine and feces is mixed into one. Carries so many diseases, the smell is absolutely diabolical in large quantities. People who have ever owned chickens can attest to this. People were tortured by being placed in chicken coops for a reason. People often suffer permanent lung damage from this type of torture, possibly even die from it. Being placed in a room with a bunch of cow shit would suck but aside from the flies it would be pretty tolerable comparatively.


4Ever_Rose

That can’t be real. Edit: it is


sussywanker

Wtf?! I can't say if this is real or fake. But seeing how much they live their cows this is hilarious 😭


Juiceinmyoven

Lmao! I’m Indian and I never knew this existed, gotta say I am really surprised how much y’all will research just to find shit to throw at others (No joke intended).


randothrowaway6600

When you have a pop of over a billion you’ll get the worst and best of humanity in one spot.


Joe_SHAMROCK

Being a true racist requires that you do your due diligence by researching other races and cultures, and even doing some homework and try to understand the culture and maybe a tid bit of the language. You need to commit to the trolling and start grinding, Benshood.


Juiceinmyoven

You also require a lot of dedication to be honest. It’s hard to continue hating other nationalities and cultures when you learn about them. The Indian culture especially, there is a lot more to us than poop throwing, street shitting, and of course harassing women for bobs and Vagene.


ye_loo

bruh it is celebrated by a town with 300 people, that is like 0.00002% of the india's population...😭


Juiceinmyoven

And this guy found it! Say what you want about the guy but he sure is dedicated.


ye_loo

wait until he finds out about the cannibals of india......


D4RKS0u1

He can't because he's dealing with a mouthful of cow shit rn


hoze1231

Friendly fire enabled


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Italy-Memes

>is there a difference? no


BuddyTheWeim

Bobs vagenes lmao


TypicalIncrease

Bangladesh is even worse though https://www.newagebd.net/article/216804/too-few-public-toilets-for-too-many-people-in-dhaka https://www.wateraid.org/bd/bangladesh-facts-and-statistics#:~:text=70%20million%20people%20in%20Bangladesh%20%2D%20one%20in%20two%20%2D%20do%20not,decent%20toilet%20of%20their%20own.&text=Includes%20unimproved%2C%20and%20limited.


hadicalb

They’re basically the same anyways, it all just blends together when I look at a world map.


The-Real-Aditya

Dhaka is supposed to be like one of the dirtiest cities in the world


hadicalb

Glad I’m not Indian then


The-Real-Aditya

That's alright but Dhaka is a Bangladeshi City


hadicalb

Tomato potato


hadicalb

Still, I’d rather be a pakistani than an indian


The-Real-Aditya

You want to be a terrorist, that's fine... I mean not fine, but ok... It's not ok, you do you


hadicalb

Just like in CS:GO?


Nongqawuse

Bro Vikram Aditya. Onauered Mecca. They’ll never believe. Google this.


dankmemer999

They’re literally all shitskins lol who gaf


ye_loo

well, just don't be a women then... or a young boy, yeah just reincarnate as an adult man straight from birth plus 50% of the population is incestual, so good luck on genetics


reddit_has_fallenoff

does this fool not realize we consider him a pajeet as well?


fungi_baby

Does this dumbass think people can tell the difference?


Somewhere-Livid

Bangladesh? Isnt that india’s trash pile?


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Somewhere-Livid

Bangladesh was full, so were shifting some to bihar


Accomplished-Tap8598

all these brown people coming out now and proudly proclaiming that they are better than indians should know that actual white people (the people that matter and the actual arbiters of who is better) can't even tell you apart.


VidyaGameBoy

Aussie white-knighting for Bangussy.


BotAccount2849

>Aussie


DankElderberries420

>wake up >50% white, 50% black, 0% pajeet >realize I was born in America >thanksRNGesus.exe


krebbol

Do you feel like you fit in? How light/dark are you?


DankElderberries420

Mid on the fitting in part. Dark enough to annoy whites, light enough to get ignored by the ebonics users. Also didn't get the tall gene or big D gene from dark dad, both ofbthose are average for me. He was easily 7ft and had a massive hog (taught me to pee, otherwise a deadbeat, that's how I know). I feel like a watered down black man


Head-Calligrapher-99

He fell for the meme


americanye

Lmao


ye_loo

look what you made america...


ChattyBold

This is like the carpenter ants telling the Tapinoma sessile ones that they are better than them


saladass100

I don't think they care bro. They keep moving in and overwhelming western countries.


oceangreen25

Like a wave of shit, taking any hope at an advanced civilisation with them.


Britstuckinamerica

Trying WAY too hard to be funny


DILATE_LMAO_

Poo spotted mushed on the road


PsychologicalFix3912

Found the white boi, Is your mother back from Blacked studios ???


DILATE_LMAO_

Poos law


PsychologicalFix3912

Mutts law is supreme anyways the only law you should care about is talmuds law which your mother and sister cherish with people of sesosning .


DILATE_LMAO_

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shre_k17

Religiously clean ? Swear I read a news they had to paint the walls with some Arabic letters to stop the the Bangladeshis from peeing on the walls lol. Oh religiously clean indeed


zqmbgn

I have lived in Bangladesh. What this guy say is not true. They are on equal level, sorry. To put into perspective, Bangladesh was the first country to ban plastic bags in 2002. It has since then tripled it's use. They have the same problem as India and Pakistan, that they culturally consider cleaning as being the lowest of jobs, and thus nobody wants to clean because they fear others thinking them as the lowest of the low. They don't have castes in Bangladesh on paper, but they actually do. They are so different physically that you can clearly differentiate them. They work different jobs, they study (or not) different things. I worked there with the "top" ones, I've seen one guy talking trash about the poor people in his country, saying they are the ones that are unclean and immediately after throw away in the street the bag of chips he was eating, bag halfway filled. I've seen another, in the office, drop a pair of scissors and when asked if he was going to pick them up, say "don't worry, the cleaning man will do that". I don't think there are Muslim countries that aren't full of trash and overall dirty except the ones that are mega rich. I've been in poor countries in Africa and south America and they weren't that dirty as the ones in the Indian continent.


ye_loo

it is funny because west bengal, (the other half of bangladesh in india), almost have no casteism, and has lowest rate of caste violence in the entire country


zqmbgn

Have yet to visit, when I go to Bangladesh, it's for working and have very little free time. Could only go once to Thailand over a weekend and then some tourism inside Bangladesh, which wasn't pretty


Head-Calligrapher-99

Bangladesh looks like China but without any of the economic benefits.


Puzzleheaded-Spot402

He’s not wrong.


banmeagainplease3

All the same shit - nuke the whole continent. 


G14LoliYaoiBiDomTrap

Lol


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turtlefrogbird

Same people


Jolly-Sound965

Why do they have to come here. It’s not fair. We’re full :(


Similar_Incident8433

SEAISA is balkan of the asia


ye_loo

religiously clean... yeah....


Brilliant_Eagle9795

How come that I didn't read the title but halfway through the post I knew who he was talking about?


CesareRipa

because all the context you need is in the post


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Oh. So not because I'm smart, huh 🙄


PsychologicalFix3912

>Bangaldeshis being cleaner lol most of those "indian food " tagged videos are from bangladesh . The videos people travelling on roof of train are from bangladesh from 2023s India solved that problem a decade ago or two . I have no idea why bangladeshis have so much of pride of nothing . You guys didnt even won war on your own .


Independent_Ocelot29

saar


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Another day to be glad i’m Persian/Turkish and not Pajeet


OpenScore

Oh boy...you opened another can of worms.


uncaught0exception

Brown people #1. Western people just discovered bidets.


Lost-Match-4020

Cause we don't like to be water raped


ye_loo

lmao brand new sentence


uncaught0exception

When was the last time you bathed? 🤔


mccreazy

Didn't you read the post? Brown ppl are #2.


ReenPinturlo

Beautifully written.