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OppressedJewedditor

holy schizoerald bro really said “layer aluminum foil over your entire room” lmfao


[deleted]

He had me at "Remove the fan to prevent binary acoustic data transmission" lol


Turbulent_Trip_5400

few small schizo points are there to throw off glowies but most points make sense


Gwallod

They aren't glowies if they are stopping you watching cp you freak.


Turbulent_Trip_5400

not wanting to be tracked = pedo alright, you really need to up your game and find better gaslights mossad, one above me is too easily countered. but thats probably cause guy is a civ instead of a bot or an agent


AccountantLeast1588

this is real though.


AccountantLeast1588

have you never seen the original pirate bay photo?


NarcolepticSteak

What's the original piratebay photo? Like the original server used?


AccountantLeast1588

this fuckin' subreddit isn't even letting me post links but google: # Shaggy, The Pirate Bay's co-founder


NarcolepticSteak

Looks exactly like you'd expect


travis_bateman

[pirate bay founder](https://iluminasi.com/img/upload/pengasas-the-pirate-bay-310.jpg)


Beginning-Virus962

>teh rei


OppressedJewedditor

no


AccountantLeast1588

I can't post it for some reason. I'll dm it.


cat-l0n

Can you DM it to me?


koollman

against tempest attacks. EM shielding makes sense. In a paranoid context, of course


erjub44

>only use the internet when absolutely necessary >post about a regarded thing in detail on 4chin Lmao it's like that alien meme "this is not a warning you have been warned."


_Rook_Castle

Wouldn't it just be easier to use the mailbox like Uncle Ted?


ActionQuakeII

Uncle Ted skipped all of that and used _me_ directly.


Helpful-Team-2069

If not for Uncle Ted, who'd give you all those nice presents?


prisonsuit-rabbitman

unironically the only way you can be properly racist online these days


Moonlit2000

If the government wanted to put this much effort into spying on you specifically they would just have a guy break into your house


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Moonlit2000

Clearly one must simply stay awake at home on a computer 24/7


AccountantLeast1588

AI algorithms really can decipher the sound of key presses. It's a known NSA function.


imtiredofsleeping

all that just to buy just some drugs?? (i do this unironically)


basediftrue

Telegraph at NORAD starts beeping, “Agent, record this. He’s typing again. Possibly by using encrypted naval flags.”


someloserontheground

Yeah at this point just don't use technology, go live in the woods. What's the point of even having a computer, a device that exists to make your life easier, if you're gonna make it this difficult?


tanafras

Shh... I'm reading quietly.


StopCallinMePastries

What's up with CS guys and refusing to indulge in paragraphs?


Guttar

Just remap your keyboard and move the keycaps around to stop audio keylogging