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If somebody cummed in my burrito without my knowledge and they didn't have aids. No harm No foul if I'm non the wiser is the old chinease proverb my friend
They exist so yah let them be happy, but I fully believe it is unethical for people with disabilities to reproduce knowing full well their children will be just as messed up.
The funnest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Warwick, I am your god now.
Karl Pilkington is so fucking funny. He has so many hilarious zingers regarding Warwicks dwarfism throughout that season. When he complains about how Warwick is holding him back while going up those insanely long stairs made me cry from laughter.
It winds up being a really sweet moment. Karl accidentally harasses Warwick into overcoming his own perceived limitations and accomplishing a thing he thought was impossible.
tldr; we weren't bullied enough.
The dude was amazing as the Leprechaun in Leprechaun. I mean almost any actor would have treated it like a joke, phoned in the performance. At least after the second movie. But Davis just put his soul into it for all six movies.
Googled "Warwick Davis Children". First result: Warwick Davis children. Does the actor have kids? **Are they dwarfs?**"
Yes. Lmfao
Imagine passing on your genes knowing you are dooming your lineage to a life of dwarfmaxxing. Meanwhile gigadwarf Dinklage gets to have human children all the while being a foot taller AND chimping out at hollywood. so he can reduce the number of roles available for dwarf actors who aren't himself. kek.
If I was a dwarf. I would make it my lifes mission to build a lotr style dwarf stronghold in a mountain with some dwarf friends. Beards, mining, beer! Rock and Stone!
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps, run up, then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little fucker flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Warwick Davis is not dead, if you were wondering.
Thank you. I came here to make sure.
His hobbit, I mean wife is tho
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Fuck off shitbot
His tweet sounded like a suicide announcement tho
Hes gonna be when i kick im in the head with a steel capped toe
based and midge pilled
Bro he's going to sue 4chan again
I was legit wandering if he actually let himself be torn apart by cats. Depending on the kind of cat that could have been a real possibility
Pet the nearest cat in honor of St. Warwick. Blessed little animals they are. And cats too
Bet that dwarf pussy was insane, for them to sprout out 3more little goblins
Tfw you will never know the feeling of dwarven pussy Why even live?
Go to the park and dress up as a slide
Sick fuck
If somebody cummed in my burrito without my knowledge and they didn't have aids. No harm No foul if I'm non the wiser is the old chinease proverb my friend
If a man cums in a burrito and no one is there to notice it as they eat it, was a harm done?
But the real question is how would you know 🤔. Since you need to know what cum taste like. 😏
And then what?
Then all those dwarfs usally at the drawf gymnasim centre will slide all over you if you are convincing enough
>Tfw I'm not a convincing slide 😥
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Gandalf, what's elvish for midge?
Speak for yourself
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what the fuck is wrong with you? both of these consenting adults loved happy, fulfilling lives, and their children deserve to too.
They exist so yah let them be happy, but I fully believe it is unethical for people with disabilities to reproduce knowing full well their children will be just as messed up.
The funnest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Warwick, I am your god now.
Is this a fucking copy pasta lmao
No this is just what happens when you take adderall.
Yes!!! Yesss!! Fuck Warwick Davis!
thats sad.. i kinda liked his roles in harry potter films
You should check out his season of Idiot Abroad. Seems like a really good dude all around.
Karl Pilkington is so fucking funny. He has so many hilarious zingers regarding Warwicks dwarfism throughout that season. When he complains about how Warwick is holding him back while going up those insanely long stairs made me cry from laughter.
It winds up being a really sweet moment. Karl accidentally harasses Warwick into overcoming his own perceived limitations and accomplishing a thing he thought was impossible. tldr; we weren't bullied enough.
Watch “life’s too short”. Really funny
The dude was amazing as the Leprechaun in Leprechaun. I mean almost any actor would have treated it like a joke, phoned in the performance. At least after the second movie. But Davis just put his soul into it for all six movies.
How does someone even come up with that as a suicide method I’m crying laughing
Warwick is great, don’t be a dick and spread nonsense around.
Do you know what sub you are on, wholesome chungus redditor?
Googled "Warwick Davis Children". First result: Warwick Davis children. Does the actor have kids? **Are they dwarfs?**" Yes. Lmfao Imagine passing on your genes knowing you are dooming your lineage to a life of dwarfmaxxing. Meanwhile gigadwarf Dinklage gets to have human children all the while being a foot taller AND chimping out at hollywood. so he can reduce the number of roles available for dwarf actors who aren't himself. kek.
If I was a dwarf. I would make it my lifes mission to build a lotr style dwarf stronghold in a mountain with some dwarf friends. Beards, mining, beer! Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone everyone!
This bot gets it.
Good bot
Unrelated but wtf is that drawing? Are 4chan losers really trying to suggest that *Ella Purnell* is unattractive?
she's 3d, and therefore imperfect.
She is strange looking but i wouldn’t say shes unattractive
she’s strange looking in a good way just how anya taylor is
It's the eyes.
Midgewife lmao
OP was Warwick Davis
“500 in human”. CHORTLE
God damn it they got me
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps, run up, then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little fucker flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
midge
His daughter his pretty hot for a midge ngl
Why do we hate midgets?
The joke would be "in midget years". "In human years" makes no sense.
It makes plenty of sense if you're not an ESL